Day 735

Day 735;

Now today was day numbered 735 for the reason that I started this blog project 735 days ago.

As I started this blog project up over 2 years ago now I have been thinking what could I do to celebrate that fact? But then my mind drifts off to should I be celebrating that? So on so forth...

But today I went into town to get my hair cut it was Mich and myself that went to get our two separate heads of hair trimmed like how what you would most likely do to a tree. I had a man doing the cutting of my hair meanwhile Mich had a woman snipping his off, it was at my local star wars hair dressers, as it is called something like The Empire, Dun Dun Du De Duh De De m I know I;m terrible at scathing,

But today I almost spent £17.02 which should be the cost of a new, but used GameBoy Advance for my hopeful attempt at playing LoZ:FSA, with another person, on my old GC as I played FSA a bit today but I wasn't able to save any progress due to the fact that I have misplaced the memory cards for my GC, but I was thinking that I did have them not too long ago.



Ir's another thing that I found on YouTube that I thought was funny.

But from the lack in any exercise that I have done over  the past couple of days you should be guessing that I'm disappointed with myself. 

Day 734

Day 734;

So today I have wrote a bit on how King Dick the Lionheart could in actual fact be the King of Red Lions, If he was based on anyone.

Now that's one thing. what else have you done today?

I can't remember It all seems to have been frowned out by "3 Lions on a Shirt" and the memories go going to an after school club on some nights which was at a local sports centre which is no more now, but the hall that we played in is still there, but that is about it of the old sports centre that is left. Seeing how the squash courts and the original gym building not to forget the swimming pool were practically all there was and all there is now in the new sports centre, But the main difference between the two sports centres is the changing facilities as within the old one you had two separate swimming changing rooms one for Male and one for Female and from each you had two separate entrances into the swimming pool area, so if your eyes hadn't been fried by the chlorine you could see the way that you came into the swimming pool but if not you had to remember which one you came out from. But the new swimming pool has got a more communal changing feel to it but you still shut your door when you're getting changed as the changing room is a lot bigger and it haas a lot of little booths for you to get changed in. However the actual changing rooms have stayed similar to the ones that were in the original place, with the gender segregation still intact.

How did I get onto the subject of changing rooms from the tune that I played yesterday? 

I don't know.

King of Red Lion's

King of Red Lions being a representation of the King of England, within the Legend of Zelda series. Is a possibility as where in the whole Legend of Zelda series have you seen a lion? I know that a dungeon in the original Zelda game is called Lion and a character in Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love. Who is literally the same character as the cowardly lion from the Wizard of Oz. But that game isn't exactly Cannon within the Zelda franchise and it takes place within a picture book.

Who within the real world could be Known as the King of Red Lions? I haven't got a clue if your using that exact terminology but I know that within medieval times an English monarch may have been called the King of Red Lion's, due to the facts that on the flag of St. George there's a red cross and the 3 beasts that we display on a football shirt are lions. As it shows bellow.



The Lionesses almost brought the coveted World Cup trophy "home" also they were just on the wrong side of the score sheet against those Japanese, women.

But it could have been about one of our (meaning England's) many medieval kings. Potentially King Richard I AKA. Richard the Lionheart.

Day 733;

Day 733;

So today has been intriguing not as I have actually done anything today, as actually doing something today requires me to actually have a short term memory that's good, as I am not appearing to have one of those.

Thanks to the tabular browsing style of modern browsers, I can actually see all (well probably quite a bit less than all) that I selected to go onto earlier, which can reawaken some thoughts that I had earlier when I was looking at them fresh, well fresher at least.

As I was confirming my suspicions about what Link was doing after Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask to arrive at ]Twilight Princesses with him as the Hero's Shade from all of his regrets of his former mortal life. Which you could find from clicking here.

Which from within that link I remembered that Hyrule was based on Medieval Europe, with the feudal system, like Kakirko village is property of Lady Impa within OoT at least, Deku forest the great Deku Tree, Zora's Domain King Zora, Goron mines chief Darunia, aI had a slight brain wave earlier and so on I shall explain it:
Medieval Europe there would be Royalty every where, Like the King of Hyrule, the King of the Zora's, so on. But what it is that I'm getting ,,,

Not quick enough]\

 King of Red Lions is in actual fact the King of England, well it could be.

Day 732

Day 732;

So today I noticed that my post from yesterday was an absolute load of tripe, I hope you can see what I put on there about the drugs, as I'm thinking that the words "gave"' that I put instead of the words "have" as well as  all of the other corrections that I have made to it  were slightly necessary for it to be readable.

But today I have been to the gym, on drugs while being in a gym, wasn't so bad to be honest as I could just focus on doing some weights to make the headache/dizziness go awayBut for the rest of today I was a bit of a lazy bones,

But isn't it out bones job to be lazy?

Huh???

I mean if we were all bones we'd be skeletons and without all of the muscle, ligaments, they would all stay still as lazy as you like.

I think there must be something I'm missing here, so please allow me to go through.

Granted.

Thanks Red, so your start by stating that bones are lazy as their primary function is to give our primate bodies a basic shape, as well as to protect our internal organs. Put quite frankly if we didn't have any bones we wouldn't be able to exist as our brains would probably drop down through the neck hole and it'd probably end up being eaten by your own stomach acid. Anyway all of the muscle in the wouldn't be able to help you as without the bone to push and pull around how are you going to move a thing?

But now moving on to the cricket in the Ashes today and England 1st Innings 343 runs for 7 men dismissed for either being caught, bowled or ran out. Now what England need is for the rest of the team to get 200 more runs on top of that fantastic Joe Root century, to make it a decent enough score to to protect from the Australians for when they come into bat in a little while.

Now on to Tennis and today in the men's Wimbledon the Frog, Gasquel, managed to knock out the number 4 seed to stop it being a top 4 shootout for the right to be called the Wimbledon champion 2015but instead it's a top 3 and the 21st player shoot out. So go on Gasquel, you can do it beat the number 1 seed.

But the Woman's game is a lot less predictable as in there's you've got the first seed playing up against the 4th seed, which is how it should be, but then the other two are the 20th seed and the 13th seed squaring off against each other. But I'm unsure why I think that the number 1 seed for the women will just be able walk it without even breaking a sweat.

Day 731

Day 731;

So today it has been the day after yesterday, and I have just been having a long chat with myself about what I actually did today, but I have forgot it by \now, 

But I have got an additional potential point of blame today for the weight gain of today.

But recently I have been put back on drugs.

The drug drugs don't help at all, in actual fact they hinder me a bit, and in Tennis news Novak managed to defeat the guy that had got him 2 sets down.

Day 730

Day 730;

So today was another disappointing day on the rowing machine as I got naught done on that today, but that's not to say that I had an especially unfit day today,

Only as on the contrary to that I had an excellent time in the sand pit today, in the long jump sand pit that is. As we each had 3 jumps each with a run up that is today. Mr B was drawing a line behind our feet after we had each landed, and I was surprised by the results. I was surprised pleasantly but the results were still a shock, as I won the long jump contest, apparently, such a shame I can't do that on any actual event.

But there seems to be some movement on the skiing front, apparently, or so I think that is what they're using the grant that was issued to me for winning an award that they nominated me for, for reasons of which I do not know, and I'm thinking that it was against no-one else, like that 60m race that I won even though I came 4th out of the people that ran. But due to the fact that we all could have been in different categories of disability, as mine was an acquired Brain Injury and I was racing against someone with Down Syndrome, which is a Congenital Disorder, and the man with downs is an excellent runner as I'm thinking that he won. Then their's a newer man as well that also comes to the same Monday athletics club Dave is the name I think and he is also quicker than I and I'm thinking that he's also taller than I, which could mean that he has longer legs  and aren't long legs going to help you especially in the long jump, and for the standing jumps we did before I was greatly beat by all of my competitors.

But now I'm thinking about a bit in "Spectacular Spider-Man" as if you have seen some of the final episode of the second season, that is, as I did on a previous day, and I was just thinking why the hell does Liz Allen like Peter Parker so much as he's constantly late, and he always double booked himself while he was off being Spider-Man and he made no actual apologies to Liz about the fact that he'd always prioritise his work first and her second, but what she doesn't know is what his real job is, the job of Spider-Man, but Liz could just look the other way and everything would be alright within her besotted with Petey world view, even when he *spoiler warning* broke up with her she acted all confident by saying that she was going to brake up with him first but then went off crying. *end spoiler* It's not that I don't think Gwen is worse than Liz but Liz is more reliable than Gwen, from what I have seen as pete did his part of their deal meanwhile Gwen didn't.

Day 729

Day 729;

It was the day after yesterday, and I have finally got around to playing on Splatoon as I had already typed I was going to do to aid rock, music in it's quest for supremacy against pop music.

Actually you may not have typed the final part of that.

Oh, Lewis Hamilton managed to convert his pole position in the race into a victory within the English GP. Which was good for Allergy  as she "likes" Lewis a lot, and she would approve if he finishes all of the remaining F1 races in first position also.

Lets have a slight discussion on plastic Brits,

By the term slight discussion do you mean you type the  discussion you are having in your head, 

Yes but I am leaving the comment box open for all  of you to add anything, if they so wish.

Plus how random of you to suddenly start typing about Katie Price?

When did I mention anything about Katie Price?

You said plastic and Brit, wasn't Katie Price made out of plastic, well she had has lots of plastic surgery and the brit part could be as she's British.

So I was typing about people that were born outside of the county that they are competing in place of people that were actually born in the county, But it's a big todo about nothing as within the athletics and their disciplines they can choose who they want to represent as long as they own the passport for there chosen country. 

Day 728

Day 728;

Now today Mr Lewis Hamilton managed to get pole position in tomorrows F1 race.

Also today I watched a load of 'The Spectacular Spider-Man' which was interesting, especially as Peter Parker and Mary Jane are in the "Friend Zone" which in my opinion is the best place to have girls, and boys for that matter, that way your not panicking if you accidentally do something, either to them or that may jeopardise your relationship. The "Friend Zone" only gets a bit scary when the other friend appears to care too much about you.

The scariest moment in my life so far was something that happened a very long time ago as I was in the infants school, children of an ages between 4-7, so I had an even less life experience than I do currently back then, now this thing that I think is a memory was of one of these little games that we played and it was a little one of those trivial things called marriages. As in infants school we used to take two people from our class and we used to get them married and there was one in particular that sent a shiver down my spine and I can't even remember why, as it wasn't me getting married, at least I think that it wasn't me the marriage was to a girl that I shall call Blon, as she was blonde, and my best friend (at the time) was a boy that went by the name of Conor Murphy he who got some spectacles before  the end of year 2/the last year of infants school his blonde hair wasn't as toxic as mine, I waited until the start of school year 6 until I got my first pair of specs which was at the end of Junior school, But Conor had left due to the fact of his father's job moving, I think. But the wedding I can't remember why I was so terrified during it's course, but I was I'm thinking the intimacy that is involved.

What do you mean the kissing part?

I'm thinking as I have never managed to properly kiss anyone, .

You're pathetic.

Yes I know. I also know that I ran away, the rush that I got from running away from that  instance was amazing. I couldn't say it was as if I was an adrenaline junky, which it only could be if the rush that I felt was adrenaline.

But the England Women football club have managed to beat Germany's Women 1-0 in the Women's World Cup, to make them the best English football team since 1966 when England actually won the World Cup, but it was the men that won it that time. So that makes it England Women have won 3rd spot in the world cup and the very last match was the only match that they managed to keep a clean sheet in.  So now we're all waiting on the the US to see if they can lift the trophy for a third time and make it 2 wins out of 2 for the old school Allies over the Axis forces. but then if Japan beat America for the second time in a row it'll mean that England did their part but the Axis forces have the best woman's football club in the world, But congratulations English Women, you are the best performing England football team for 49 years.

Day 727

Day 727;

Today was the day that I completed my watch through of Spider-Man: Animated Series, which started in 1994 and it lasted 5 seasons until 1998 when it ended, I used to enjoy watching it when it was on the TV.

Today was very hot, which makes it better to not have seen any of my hot friends today else wise the temperature would have exceeded the hot temperature that it was already but I have had another lazy day today. I have got another Comic Book idea also from today, which came from me comparing some of my friends to some of the characters from Spider-Man. But need I ask you to guess who I have chosen for me?

Well you could ask us but we already know, so it wouldn't be much of a guess.

Point taken, how about any of the readers?

How are they supposed to answer you? By telepathy?

I don't know, maybe.

Well it's not Peter Parker, nor is it any of the female members of the cast, it's J. Jonah Jameson that I think I will be, as I spend a period of time per night writing and publishing this blog and I am no villain or so said Het, but I am also no hero but I would say that I'm leaning more towards the villains side. Just as triple J is.

But there is the first Splatoon Splatfest tomorrow to Sunday, 6pm to 6pm I would like to be involved in it but I have no Idea if I actually can.

Day 726

Day 726;

So today was another day like any other non special day.

It was very hot today and I have been watching more Spider-Man: The Animated Series for old times sake, as I used to watch it on the TV many years ago.



Now today I have finally got around to posting the previous Coexist image which highlights the inadequacies of the coexist symbol.

I have finally got around to stating my thoughts on this years Wimbledon, as Rafa Nadal got knocked out by a geri who's surname is a colour, the colour is brown.

Heather Watson has to play the player ranked number 1 in the world's women's game of tennis, for her next match.

Day 125

Day 125;

So today was the day that I was waiting for, can England's women manage to reach the final of the women's world cup.

BAHA MEN, Who Let The Dogs Out, was the first CD single that I ever received but the thing is unlike those 7" singles of older days it wasn't actually a single. As it has 3 versions of the same song on it;
1. Radio Edit
2. Audio Cook Remix
3. Club Mix

But so today I saw a plane in the sky but it wasn't like the usual planes that flu over my home, it looked more like one of the plane below;


But it didn't have any of the armaments and as it was flying over I only got to see a silhouette of the planes underside and it looked a little bit more of a pentagon in shape, as in the primary wings were positioned slightly closer to the nose and the plane was shorter the secondary wings (the tail wings) appeared to be more in keeping with the whole pentagon shape.

That's a terrible representation it looked more like;


But it had a much smaller nose cone, from my perspective. 

Weren't the tail wings also different on the one that you have put.

Oh, yes they were a bit.

But it has been hot today, and I have gone to the gym, but today the air conditioning had broke and my useless right hand kept slipping off things that I had to keep hold of. My personal trainer kept saying it was the heat that ha been doing it to me, and then the personal assistant asked me if I'd had a hair cut, so I responded on my tablet device that I'd had numerous hair cuts over the x years of my life, but recently I cannot remember.

Oh no, England women lost their semi final match after managing to get it back on level terms before the end of the first half in aded time at on the end of the match it was an own goal that settled the match 2-1 to Japan. So Japan will be playing USA for the right to be named the winners of the 2015 women's world cup, and the right to be named the country that has won the Women's World Cup 3 times was they have each won it twice in the past.

Day 724

Day 724;

So today I thought that it was day numbered 124, so I was about to write that it's a day where you can just the first digit to get the second and do the same to the second to get the third, but alas it wasn't it just had to be day 724 instead.  Which isn't even close.

Today I have attempted to row for a prolonged period of time but I failed, I only got 10 minutes,

Pitiful.

Yeah I know.

Jane, why Jane? Why did I just find that word in my computer systems memory, as if I had selected that word to copy and paste, I can't remember selecting that one name, and I don't know why I had copied it?

But today I had got another 40 minutes on the rower, in total, 2 days in a row I wonder if I can keep it up for 1 maybe 2 or even 10 weeks as 7 times 5 is 35 so 35 per week will give me 350 minutes bonus then I should be clear on all of my days training, I think.

So what about the woman's World Cup?

Ok, well what happened first was Germany missed a penalty,

Shocking,

But then USA scored their's.

Yes, I know.

But England still need ton beat Japan, but the thing was the first penalty should have been an actual penalty and it should have a red card for the USA player that impeded the German player. The other penalty shouldn't have been a penalty as it wasn't in the penalty box. But anyway the USA team won by 2-0, can England equal this score tomorrow, to make sure that they can make it to the final?

Day 723

Day 723;

Now today has been a good  day, But it has also been a bit bad day, I know where I'll start, with the bad news.

Ok so in bad news by the end of the day I ha lost 5 pounds in weight, it could have been as I had a meal at lunch time as well as that 40 minutes on the rowing machine that I got today as a bonus to my athletics training that I did also tonight.

Are they causes or are they excuses or are they a bit of both?

Now just as I had said before that they are causes, but I can also se how you can confuse them with excuses, heck now you said it to me now I'm thinking that they could be a bit of both.

He he he, you're making excuses for your weight lose, I know girls that would kill for that misfortune.

Well I'm not a girl, am I?

No, you're not.

That's quite correct,

But there's only one girl I personally know that would probably kill for that level of weight loss all of the others I have no idea of whether they would or not, but I'm betting that Het wouldn't as she has a beautifully athletic body, well at least she does in the majority of photographs. But that doesn't explain why she's still wasting her time on me a person that is a cripple, looser and a creep, I know what she says it's for its as I'm a friend of hers, but I'm not even a close friend of hers, this whole thing about the two of us being friends is still new, well it is to me at least, I know that it has been since the final 2 years a my school, years 12 & 13, but after, I don't know until recently and MOI has gone off onto overdrive calculating one thing that has a likelihood of happening in this reality which is so remote it is laughable, if only you could fit all of the decimal places of 0's on the page that is, which may be for all intensive proposes is just 0. Which isn't scary but the scary number is the 1 that is 720000 billion times greater than the total length of PI away from it in .0's; is the scariest number ever, for me at least.

Hold on a second why are you scared of a number that is so infinitely small?

I don't know I'm guessing it could be due to my clueless nature of what to do when a beautiful woman says she likes me, which doesn't happen every day, at least not to me. I just generally start babbling in type, typing some things which I will regret having typed and just by making a Richard of myself generally.

Now that has taken you longer that you were thinking to write now, hasn't it.

Oh.... yes... it has, I'll continue with a better tale it being of I finally managed to get a 40 minute work out today on the rowing machine was I put an alarm on which was to time my work out's. I got up to 40 minutes in 3 seaports attempts, I know how lousy of me. the first was 20 minutes the second 2 was of approximately 10 minutes each.

Athletics I did a gentle jog over the grassy part that's in the middle of the running track, and then I attempted to throw a plastic Javelin, whichI sucked at, then I had the club to play with of which when I was throwing it the weight that is put on the end of it flew off. Then I moved into a circle trying to throw a ball over the edge of it, I failed in every attempt, he sid I needed to loosen up while I was attempting it,

Day 722

Day 722;

So today I have been a lazy old so and so. From the English women managing to qualify for the semi final match against Japan, who are the current holders of the world cup.

But then if they some how manage to win that match they'll have the winners of the other semi final in the final, the teams in the other semi final are Germany vs USA, which in part makes this world cups completion more interesting as as which nations attack on pearl harbour lead to USA joining the second world war? Japan, but then on the other side of the atlantic the English had started fighting the Germans, Of which sets the possible finals up as;

Germany vs Japan, an old school axis derby
Germany vs England, a rematch to see who wins the war this time
USA vs Japan, a rematch to see who wins the war this time
USA vs England, an old school allies derby

But today I have been concerned about a friend of mine,

Yeah we know it was that Het wasn't it.

Yes,

She was appearing to care too much about you,

Yes, it was al because I called myself a cripple, wharfs wrong with that? I am a someone that is unable to walk or move properly.

But what about all of the negative connotations that go with that word.

I don't care, I like to stick to the meanings of the word instead of what additional meanings that others put on. 

I'm leaning towards voting out of the EU as we aren't a equal member of the EU as we voted out of the shared currency and I don't really like our exclusively to the Union as we shouldn't be allowed to show prejudice to all of the countries outside of the EU. 

But the thing is what can Cameron actually get out of the EU. As I don't really see a single way he can satisfy the demands of the people he's set to represent and the demands of the EU, without shrinking our influence and importance, as a nation, within the world, or even within the EU. As if they were going to let us opt out of voting on certain issues what good will that do?



So what I know that I'm a creep.

Day 721

Day 721;

Yes! An English team has just won an international football competitions quarter final match so they get to progress to the semi finals. It's the English women in the women's world cup against the hosts Canada and they knocked the hosts  out f there own completion, and the result was 2-1 to England, all of the stats suggested that the result of the game should have been different.

The half time score was the full time score as there wasn't any goals scored in the second half and the English goal keeper was substituted during the second half due to an affliction that I thought was an allergy but the commentators at the time were saying that she had cut her eye, but they came to my perspective before the end.

But I was being very unfit & lazy today and I did 0 minutes today on the rowing machine, I really need to either get it fixed or I should sort out another method of time keeping.

Day 720

Day 720;

So today \I haven't done much, or anything in my attempt to get fitter which remands me of the thing that happened to me yesterday after I had rowed the 20 minutes before dinner time then I was going to attempt to row another 20 minutes in the time after dinner but I failed in that task, as I knew that I did some amount of time that was about 10-15 minutes as the rowing machine had ran out of battery power,

But today there was also the first quarter final match of the women's world cup. which by the end of the regular 90 minutes  of play the score was tied at 1-1 between France a Germany, but then they still had 30 minutes to play to see if either of the sides could break the dead lock to make them win the game so they could get to the semi finals, Extra time had finished and the dead lock was still in place so it went to penalties, as in penalties the score was 5-4 to Germany, it went down to Frances final penalty as the German's had scored 5/5 and the Frogs had already got 4/4 as they were waiting for a fifth goal to draw level and to take the penalty. 

Day 719

Day 719;

So today I got 20 minutes on the rowing machine before I went for my dinner, but during the course of dinner Mike said to me that he was going to fix the little cap that goes on the end of one side of the handle bars, and through sign language I asked him to check on the seat for me while he did it, as it had been feeling weird for a while now.

But by the time that he had come back to me as I was still eating my dinner. I know I'm slow at everything now a days, just as I was when I started this thing called life, I managed to get a bit quicker but by the time I had done that I was only just completing the odd test in the time frame which was allotted for it. Like say a decent enough higher maths paper during the start of the year that the incident which included me and 2 cars, I think, I finally managed to complete a test in the time that the examiners had set for me. Which may have been why I was put in set 2  when on a couple of occasions I proved the actual books that we were supposed to learn from wrong, but I think I got some detentions for it also. But then the incident happened and I was slowed down to reception levels. Reception is the school year that we are 4/5 years of age during, the first years of school,

But the thing is my brain still has the capacity to work out the difficult problems, but it's just my brain has reverted back to a 4/5 year old train of thought as I can do the challenging problems still but I take a lot longer to work through it and I get distracted very easily, like I can be thinking of two of my friends, say Het and Easto, and then I will be having a discussion within my head "Why did I choose to write the names that way around?" "Why could it be that I like Het more than Easto? No surely not as Easto has been a good friend of mine since at least school year 1" "Why... did I do it as a subliminal act of chivalry ladies first?" "Arn't all acts of a chivalrous nature sexist, and shouldn't they be avoided?" and so on, my minds runaway thoughts but you know how on TV someone could have an elaborate thought process like that one above in a couple of seconds in my mind it took approximately as long, slightly less time more likely, to read this section of post than to actually have those runaway thoughts.

Day 718

Day 718;

Disappointing day was today, as I got a grand total of 0 minutes done today on the rowing machine, but it didn't count up to a massive weight gain today, as I was trekking around London for a couple of hours today.

But today in sporting news England Under 21's lost by 3 goals to 1 in they're final match within the group stage for this years European football tournament which means that they don't get to progress to the quarter finals, and they drop out of the tournament  bottom of their group. Before this match they were saying how England U21's were one of the favourites to lift the trophy at the end of the years tournament, as they were afterwards with some utter disbelief, at the poor performance that the English boys had just displayed.

Also today I finished searching through my boxes from the loft to see  if I could find both of the GBA's that belonged to my family, Alas no I couldn't find an individual GBA, but fortunately Allergy found her purple one which was in, surprise surprise, her own box, when Allergy attempted to play it it was making one of thee most horrific sounds she said that it must be broken by now seeing as it has been up the loft so long then I either signed batteries or i indicated to the batteries and she went, oh and she went and replaced them, when she had done that she brought it back to me and she turned it on again; but this time it was Allergy complaining about the receptive nature of the music of the game that she had in it; as it worked after all of this time it worked. So I've still got to find that other GBA before I can play FSA with 2 players but until then I know that it's not in any of my boxes that are up in the loft as I have finished searching through them all today, but I did find my old GC that I remember doing all of those jobs around the house to earn enough money to buy it for myself.

Day 717

Day 717;

So it's 101 days before 1 fat lady besides a mirror, in numbers of days.

So today I did pathetically in my get fit routine, which resulted in me only doing 10 minutes on the rowing machine. Which puts me 25 minutes behind in total this week so far, and it started so well.

Buut for the rest of today I have been sorting out boxes from my homes loft but I'm still not finished in doing it, so I',m guessing that it'll mean that sorting out boxes will be multiple days worth of work, oh bugs.

Day 716

Day 716;

So let's get back on my case for a dire last weeks work of fitness work, as last week I did:

Monday 5 minutes

Tuesday 5 minutes

Wednesday 10 minutes

Thursday 30 minutes

Friday 50 minutes

Saturday 20 minutes

Sunday 50 minutes

So in total I got 170 minutes done of 245 that I should be doing in a week, 35 a day 7 days a week 210 + 35 = 245 but even if I was to get all religious on me I would say that as Sunday is a day of rest I can't include Sundays results or it's 35 minutes So that would mean that I was down to 120 minutes out of a 210 minute week, but then if I was to get all happy flaming clappy with religion I would be having to say that the Sunday does count but as additional, so I would still have my170 minutes done in a week but instead of having out of 245 I'd have it out of 210, which is still a fail but just by 40 minutes, so I just have to say to thank god that I'm  not religious as if by your teaching it is Gods fault I'm non-religious.

 But today I got 35 minutes on the rowing machine, which was good as today I had athletics in the afternoon and I break even on my target for this week so far but it was terrible seeing as I still have those masses of time to work up on.

But tonight I saw a very interesting women's football match by the woman of England managing to beat Norway 1-2 which is the only score that they have won by so far this world cup tournament, but they have won they're first knockout match in the woman's world cup's history. So next up for England's women they have to play the hosts of the completion, so that's Canada, Gulp. By the way did you see the size of that child's slice of Pizza before the match, it was enormous, I get it that in the north of America every type of food is jumbo sized, but that is just taking the pizz... a.    

Day 715

Day 715;

Now today I can finally say that I ended the week in better fitness than I started it in as I managed to fit a 50 minute work out on the rowing machine, in total.

Now today I was watching a youtube video by some Grey bloke I think it may actually be something more like CGP Grey but I can't be certain,

Yes you could.

Yeah you could just go back to the page and look.

Well I know that but can I really be bothered to find my way back to the page in question when I have already closed the page down due to my belief that the page had no further use to me.

How very incorrect of you.

Oh, I'll give you that one, but just in the under 21's football today England's male team managed to win, so that's a success but unfortunately Lewis Hamilton was beat in the Austrian Grand Prix diminishing his lead in the championships to 10 points due to Rosburgers superior starting skill as Rosburger took the lead off Hamilton from the start and he just didn't relinquish it to Hamilton except for the pitstops but his position in the race was still better than the other two Brits that were in the race (as neither of them actually finished the race).

Day 714

Day 714;

So today I have just been witness to a fantastic game of cricket, it was between the country of my birth, England, and a country that reached the final of the world cricket championships they may have lost the world cricket world cup to Australia but they did way better than the English.

Well if you didn't know the cricket that they were playing today was the fifth and concluding  part of the current one day international In the morning New-Zealand had got 399 for 9 in 50 overs, Before the rain England only had 26 overs to get 192 but the English also lost 7 wickets in the process, they even lost their captain for a duck (0 runs). And it wasn't until Billings and Bairstow that we thought that England may even stand a chance, but then Billings went and got outed, then it was his replacement that got dismissed next leaving Bairstow with Rashid as England was closing in on the target Rahid hit a 4 to put England within 3 of the target then the bowler bowled a foul ball to Bairstow which put England's score up to up to 2 away from the target to get a win this series. Then Mr Bairstow hit the ball for a four but I an thinking that the New-Zelaander managed to stop the ball before it touched the line but luckily from an English perspective the two of the batsmen managed to run in-between the the two creases twice to make the score what it ended up as/an English victory.

But today I'm sorry as I was slightly late at releasing this post as I can only say that I must have been more tired than I thought last night, sorry again. 

Day 713

Day 713;

Now today I managed to get 10 minutes on the rowing machine before lunch, and then after lunch I did another 10 minutes then I took a break, then i did another 10 minutes then I got a nice cup of dandelion and burdock from Mich then i did my fourth set of 10 minutes, on the rower.

So I had got my 40 minutes on the rowing machine done so I could play on Splatoon, as I did, I played on Splatoon until my dinner, was ready I was playing on the 1P story mode and I still want to know are we playing as the villains in the single player mode?

Day 712

Day 712;

But before 18:00, which is 6pm, if you don't know how to read a 24 hour clock readout, but it's simple honestly as it goes from 1-12 like usual meaning 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12, but then it continue up to 23 meaning 11pm and then the clocks either move to 24 or 0 to mean 12 midnight. as a 24 hour clock goes in the afternoon 13,14,15,16,18,19,20,21,22,23,24/0.

ell today I only did 30 minutes on the rowing machine, So I was only 5 down on what I should have done for today.But what was more sucky was the fact that I didn't even get enough of a work out to allow me to play Splatoon today either.

The Legend of Zelda: Triforce Heroes is a new game by nintendo that has been shown at this years E3 But it will be like those Four Swords games but I think it will only allow 3 players instead of 4 and it will allow online co-op play, The next game I saw that was also for the 3DS was Hyrule Warriors: Legends the second instalment of Zelda spin off which follow the Hyrule Warriors, spin off game but instead of being for the Wii U it is for the 3DS as I have mentioned above but in this game there is to be more characters like Tetra.

Day 711

Day 711;

So today was day numbered 711; and quite a few interesting things happened to me today, well I mean 2 interesting things happened to me.

Ass I first went to hospital to get an ECG machine saddled up to me, and the second was I went to the gym. The ECG machine was basically  box that record my cardio (heart) rate through 5 spots that they stuck on my skin. I went to the Gym and I did 15 minutes on the cross trainer, then I did a load of wights and then I finished off by doing 4.58 dead for 1000m on the rowing machine, which is an improvement of 0.8 seconds.

So at home later I was only doing 2 times 5 minute work outs on the rowing machine that I have at home, which is a bit of a disappointment as well as +25 minutes to my time.

I'm sorry about this post being at a later time than usual.

Day 710

Day 710;

As today was day number 710, I was lazy again today, I thought I did 5 minutes on the rowing machine this morning, but did I, really? Or is it only MOI that is telling that I did today?

So from that pitiful display on the rowing ,achine I got another 30 minutes to add on as of today, which makes my total target as of today was 215 minutes of work still to do.

The lack I did in fitness today I have no excuse for the laziness that inspired it. I will have to been doing much better tomorrow. As I can't remember what I have done today.

Day 709

Day 709;

So today was the day that I have mentioned above, on this webpage.

But today I got to see the athletics people that my personal trainer had told me to show them a piece of paper which he had wrote on 4:58.7 as he'd also wrote on it 1000m, rowing, as that was the time that I had got the last time I was in the gym. As Mich was being modest about his abilities on a rowing machine to the chap that we had shown the note to.

What do you mean by modest? He wasn't being modest.

I'm thinking that Savage knew that, but he was  just making a joke, just as Mich probably was to the athletics coach.

Ok.

But the chap that we showed it to said that some kind of longer distance track event, meaning the 1500m or longer. I should probably be good at but then Mich stated that my vision won't be good enough. But I'm getting some more Rat Poison injected into my face some time soon.

I almost forgot that my daily fitness even though I lost weight today I only got 5 minutes on the rowing machine which put's the total number of exercise minutes lost since Saturday up to 100 minutes. Well it would be 105 minutes as I have 35 to do per day so that makes it up to an additional 105 as 3 times 35 is 105, Then I have to minus that 5 from it for the 5 that I have done today, and that is additional to the 85 that I still have to do. So it's 185 that I should have got it up to today.

Day 708

Day 708;

So today was day numbered 708 by me, and I'm sorry if you were one of the 3 viewers of yesterdays post, who viewed it before I had a chance to change it into anything more coherent, than it was.

But today my slight cold kind of advanced in it's severity as today I managed to rupture a vessel in my nose which caused my nose to bleed. When did this nose bleed happen I hear none of you asking, so I'll go into it anyway. The nose bleed started approximately 1 or 2 minutes before England's male football side lost their first half, 1-0 Slovenia, so it looked as if England's unbeaten run would come to an end against Slovenia at least in the Euro Qualifiers, but then in the second  half of the game Jack W. Scored 2 goals to make the score 1-2 England, then as the commentators were getting all cocky by saying that the game was as good as won, at Slovenia hadn't managed to score 2 goals within any of there previous matches within this Euro Qualifying campaign, then they scored a second goal, against England, so the score was 2-2 Slovenia vs England, but now the next passage of play was quick as Nathaniel Clyne replaced Fabian Delph at the stoppage in play then Wayne Rooney equaled Gary Lineker's number of goals scored for his country but his number of appearances greatly exceeds that of Linekers. The stats show that the English goalkeeper and his defence should be really quite embarrassed as the total amount of shots on target that Slovenia had was 3 and they scored 2 of them meanwhile England had 6 shots on target and they only managed to put 3 past the keeper, which could mean that if the shot on target were reversed Slovenia would have most likely got 4 goals and England would have got 1.5 goals, which is either 1 or 2 goals.

But I have viewed the below YouTube video today.



But I am thinking that the video that this a response to is a Troll Bait, as no-one can possibly be so stupid as to fall for it.

Day 707

Day 707;

Today was the biggest disappointment imaginable from a fitness perspective at least as I had got a slight cold that kept Tini and Mich awake as I'm just cold. Het suggested˙that I might be hay fever.

But I spent the majority of day 707 in bed attempting to recover some of the heat that I lost.

The English women manage to take second spot from France, in there group, in the women's world cup. After France loose to the columbians 2-0, But it should have been closer as the frogs had a blatant penalty disallowed, I don't know why it was disallowed the Colombian player that wasn't the Goalkeeper deliberately whacked the ball with her hand therefore denying the frog player an attempt on goal.

Day 706

Day 706;

Now today I rowed for 20 minutes just after my lunch and then I did another 20 minutes after I had ate my pudding,

As I didn't  play on Splatoon until I was up at 40 minutes on today's row target with only 10 more necessary to reach my goal of 50 minutes, of which I did after dinner.

Which drops my total to do tomorrow down to 85 minutes, with the 35 for mr to do as standard added on, but my Kcal's burnt today was close at the time of  the weigh in as was my BMI, If I could have just found that extra 7 Kcal's thorough my day the weigh in may have just been different.

See I told you not to lay down on the job.

What job would that be, Yellow?

Don't play dumb Savage you know exactly what she means.

does she mean the job that I am doing to make myself fitter?

Yes, you were on the money (despite the fact that we are skint).

Which is one of the reasons that I'm attempting to get fitter, as if I can get fitter then the more employable I will be.

What in? Male modelling?

No not ma;e modelling that would include too much standing still, I was thinking more on the lines of scientific test subject.

Day 705

Day 705;

So tat number was the day that it was today and today I collected my medal.

As well as collecting my medal, which was for... I don't really recall. But I was one of the only half people that was from my group that got a reward that was actually there so lets say that there was 6 people that got the award out of our group and just only 3 of us that actually turned up, which sucks.

I hate going up on a stage, there is so manny lights blinding you. Which meant that in all of the photographs that were taken of me I had got my eyes shut in all of them, which could have been taken as a sign of disrespect which it wasn't at all as I respected the Member of Parliament (MP) as he was born with Spastic Diplegia and he has made something of his life by making himself a MP, overcoming diversity, on a grand scale. If that's not worthy of respect I don't know what is.

But today I put on another pound in weight, But I'm down to 100 minutes of rowing that I have to do tomorrow as I got myself another 40 minutes done on the rower today, what if I set myself a new goal of 60 minutes on the rowing machine a day? Then I may be able to keep the pounds off, I don't know, but maybe that should be what I should do for the next two days at least then I should have an answer and my 100 minutes of bonus should be done.

But I know that if you get it do 50 tomorrow, shouldn't you have 85 still to do the next day?

Oh, F... ... fiddlesticks.

Ha ha, I know what you should do is...

Shut up Red your not helping anyone here.

But what he's about to say might help.

Ok, yellow are you having a Joke here or something like that, this is Red we are typing about.

Hey what's that supposed to mean?

It means that you wouldn't if something was serious if it was signposted, like the most serious thing ever here -> *then you'd have the thing that is serious directly where it was pointing.

Day 704

Day 704;

So today was the seventh hundredth and forth day and today I went to the gym and on the rowing machine I met my target to row 1km in under 5 minutes. 

But I know that beating that time finally could deserve a little celebration, but I just don't feel in that mood, seeing as I had just lost a cloth at the gym; which puts a damp on this occasion. 

But I don't see why your greeting upset by that cloth that you lost, as didn't your GBA to GC adaptors arrive today.

Yes they did, now all I have to do is find the GBA's, so I can play Legend of Zelda; Four Swords Adventures. But I know that I can already play Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition Nintendo which is basically the Legend off Zelda: Four Swords of which I got for my 3DS I think it was free and it had a 1 player mode included. Which beats it being included on the GBA version of a Link to the Past, of  which is was originally as to play that version you had to have at least one friend with a GBA and with a Link to the Past, which I did have, probably (I'm thinking of you MCS), but it would have meant the both of us brought both the game and our GBA's into school on the same day, with the game as well and one of us would have had to brought in the GBA to GBA link cable, to get it to work, which could have happened but it would have been very unlikely to have happened and what's more it didn't happen.

Well today as well as spending all of that energy at the gym I made up another 5 minutes in addition to my daily 35 minutes on the rowing machine, so that makes it at 40 minutes today on the rowing machine that is at my house so that means that I only have 105 minutes to do tomorrow on that rowing machine But I did loose a lot of weight today on my daily body test.

So what? you should keep it up, you've got to keep getting stronger, 

You have to, 

Why?

Because you're a scrawny little thicko, need I say more?

Day 703

Day 703;

Now I have come to the decision that Savage is one lazy customer,

But I did athletics yesterday.

Yeah I know but what else?

urrmm.....

Nothing that's what you did yesterday, and the day before how much was that on the rowing machine?

t... t... t... ten minutes.

Exactly no wonder you're just putting on the pounds lately,

Well I have doubled that today on the rowing machine,

Disappointing.

What are you on about, I doubled that total?

Shouldn't you have done 25 additional minutes that on that day, for starters and then yesterday you should have done 35 more minutes than you actually did and then today you should have done 15 more minutes, so in total that means that you've got 75 to do tomorrow in addition to the new daily 35 minutes which should at least mean that you have 110 minutes to do, tomorrow.

 Ok Blue, slave driver, But what have I done today other than had a "nice" chat with Blue as you can see.

Haven't you done some Stuff on Splatoon, like levelling up to level 12?

Oh yes I did do that. and I watered the plants, quite a few of the geraniums are now in flower now also. There's some red and some pink now,

Day 702

Day 702;

So that was today the 7th hundredth and 2nd, and today was as plain as every apart from, I had the athletics thing and I attempted my first ranked battles today (Splatoon).

Ranked Battles are fun but they can go disastrously especially if you're on my team/the same team as me.No thanks to me my team had concurred all of the Slat Zones and we were on our way to win this match when they had got someone into the splat Zone Disrupting the timer so my team only had 3p to get until we won and then the opposition gets back and disrupt our little victory session by stealing away the turf we had gained and almost stealing the win from us, but they didn't manage it thankfully . The results were something like 97 to 54, now that was a close one as it ran into over time.

Athletics thing today was fun but I received an award today but the thing was the Jack Petchey (.sp) award but now I've got to collect a Madalion at some fancy event. I hate fancy almost as much as I hate excuses.

What's your Excuse?

I don't have one, I just wasn't good enough,

Now I hope you realise the contradiction in thee.

Contradiction, what contradiction?

In what you typed, as you first typed "I don't know" but then you gave it an answer anyway,

Day 701

Day 701;

So n this day I discovered that Mich looked different a long time ago, when I was still living... in a room that is now a hallway and a bathroom.

Linked to that I found a photograph of the rooms bedsheets as it was in the same envelope that photos used to come in, before digital photograph became a thing.

Am I really showing my age now or what?

Well I knew there was a photograph of the duvet cover in that envelope that I wanted to show Mich as I thought it was interesting that he was putting a clean duvet cover on my bed that was very old and I just so happened to come across that photo first, well in actual fact I came across every photo in the envelope at least once before I finally found the photo that I was looking for.

I did't find my GBA today either, but in sporting news today England football team drew with Ireland 0-0, Novac lost in the french open final after knocking out good old mr Murray in the semi final, which concluded yesterday, from the day that I'm writing this post about.  Oh yes that was it Allergy is ecstatic about Lewis winning another F1 race. But the FIFA women's world cup started yesterday but England hasn't got a match until Tuesday, which should be interesting.

Today on Splatoon I managed to climb the final 2 levels so I am now level 10 now I can finally start some Ranked Battles, whivh should be fun, Today I got myself 611 points in a round if I had been on the winning side in that battle I would have earned 911 points but sadly I was top of the loosing team,  then In other rounds today I came stone cold bottom of the 8 players.

Day 700

Day 700;

Woah it's been day 700.

The 700th day  has just passed me by with only a 1lb gain, which does take me closer to my ideal BMI closer than yesterday and the day before, as I was below it one day ago and I was above it the day before ], as I only did 30 minutes on the rowing machine today perhaps I should try doing 35 minutes then my BMI could be correct. but I don't know, I'll try it out tomorrow.

But also today you played some more Splatoon, didn't you?

Why yes, I did (I have little to no actual reason why I started my answer with a question that wasn't really a question) as I played Splatoon I realised that when I am playing well my team often isn't as I had splatted over a score of over 500 points numerous times today and then at the end of the game I collected my points as XP the players on the winning team get a 300 and  I was in 5th position overall/ the highest of the loosing team but then in the next two games I generally switched from the best in my team to the wordy player. But then when I was the worst player in my team or there about we occasionally won some of our games. In my 1 stint of playing today I climbed two levels, from six to eight, I think, almost god enough for some of those Ranked Battles. As you have to be at level 10 to play at them.

Day 699

Day 699:

So today was the next day in this disappointing adventure that I call my life.

But today I got my 40 minutes on the rowing machine done but in doing that I lost 2lbs in weight, but the biggest looser today was Mich who managed to loose 3lbs and he is getting very confused by the weigh in process, as am I, as from what he has told me his weights don't make any sense as yesterday he gained 1lb but he's saying to me that he didn't eat anything due to certain reasons until he got home and then he ate something, but then today he had a meal at lunch time at work a meal of fish and chips, and he didn't move around as much today as yesterday as he was saying  that he walked about 3 miles around London yesterday also.

But I'm stumped for an answer to his problems maybe yesterday he consumed a lot of fluids but today less fluids? Seems to be a problem, maybe I should  find another set of scales, to verify it for him?

Day 698

Day 698;

Now up today I purchased two GC GBA link cables the same ones that are used for the creation of the game play for the following video:



The thing was that there were only two in stock and they were reduced in price of £9.99, but if you see here together that isn't enough to get the delivery cost as free. 2 pence shy in actuality so I was prepared to say that I'd wait until someone else had something that they wanted to get from Amazon before I purchased them.  So then I asked Allergy, "what was that Disney DVD that you forgot about buying the last time you ordered stuff from Amazon" and then she was happy with me as she was waiting for another excuse to purchase that DVD, now I don't mind being used as an excuse but with that she also got me to spend this afternoon watching the film Guardians of the Galaxy with her which wasn't some tortuous experience as I actually like that film but I had only got my 20 minutes work out on the rowing machine done this morning so I thought that I could get an extra 10 or 20 minutes done tonight like usual after dinner before I do my Wii Fit weigh in at the end of today, but today we were still eating diner when it was the time for the weigh  in so basically I failed in my plans for today.

But I have o remind myself that there is tomorrow to hopefully get it correct. Then I should be off to find my old GBA.

Day 697

Day 697;

So that number is what day it is, of my life since I started doing this pointless waste of my useless time.

But today I went to the Gym and it started with 20 minutes on the cross trainer and it ended with 10 minutes on the exercise bike, in-between I did a selection of weight machines nothing too heavy though. But I was worn out by the end go it I decided that I was too lazy to go on the rowing machine at home all that means is that I am going to have to do 30 minutes tomorrow instead of 20 minutes tomorrow.

But today on YouTube I have been listening to a music feed and the following song came up in it.



I can't remember it's exact reference to me but I'm thinking that it had something to do with a ski trip that I went on with school all of those years ago, I think it had something to do with Easto and Ebba, but I cannot remember.

I'm unsure if I should send this blog post to Easto or not?

Why not, that'd be one sure fire way to see if it is or not?

Hang on a second he might read some of the previous days post as well,

I know that is why I am hesitant of it.

So what if he does?....  what doesn't he like the sound of silence?

I don't know if he likes or really even cares about that song. Why?

Then what's your problem?

Fine then I'll show this blogpost to him.

Day 696

Day 696;

So it has been another boring old day of my life.

But what have you done?

Well from my amazing memory powers I deduce that I went on the rowing  machine twice today. As well as doing that work I have also been listening to some music and lyric of some of the Bloodhound Gangs songs, some of them are hilarious.

But in Games I have unlocked Dr Marrio and two others as playable characters on Super Smash Bros. as I think that one of the two others was mr Game and Watch, but I couldn't find him after I had unlocked him which is why I am only stating that I think that I unlocked him, Doc Mario you have to defeat him on the Isle Delfino arena, but what the hell nintendo? When on earth or in the mushroom kingdom did Doc Mario go to Isle Defino? It was Super Mario in Super Mario Sunshine that went to that Island.

But in final news I managed to get 89 rupees in one go on the baseball mini game but I missed 1 times 20 rupes in a bird that flew across the screen in that go, which is very disappointing.

Day 695

Day 695;

As on this day I have already forgot the vast majority of what I have done.

But from what I can remember I had a 10 minute row on the rowing machine and I went to athletics.

Obviously I did some more stuff like my daily Wii Fit body test, and I had lost some weight. But other than that I have a blank space in my mind, n the corner of it that has stored what I have done today.

But with Blank Space I have remembered some thoughts that I was having when the infernal noise of, I think, Taylor Swift,  started blaring out across the car which has some very concerning lyrics in the Lyrics I am referring to are the ones that "Starbucks Lovers" now I know that you may like Starbucks coffee but how could you Love a whole business? 

Day 694

Day 694;

This night I would like to say hello, darkness, my old friend.



I know that you can't view the above video but if you click on the link to YouTube you should be able to view it,

Now this song resonates with me for multiple reasons the first is because I can sill remember myself playing parts of it in the school orchestra as I used to play the trumpet, when I still could play that is, but I failed my first attempt at a musical instrument exam, that was a grade 1 exam I failed but I passed my first attempt at a grade 2 exam; go figure f you can and they were the only exams that I took for playing a Trumpet back before I became this sobering imbecile whose text your reading at the moment.

Another reason is the fact that I am mute and silence sounds good to me, even though silence is very difficult to come by, especially with a mind like mine in my head as it can be silent everywhere else but then my head is like a runaway train it just steams off all over the place, thinking random thoughts, some more connected than others Like there was one that I had when I saw Het; which was totally uncalled for and unwarranted (as it was a though about how beautiful she was looking).

But now that's enoubth about the song what did you get up to?

Well today I played through the Amiibo quest for the paint roller on Splatoon, well I could only complete the first stage as that is how far I had got completed on the normal mode but it was fun using the roller.

And elsewhere in my life  I attempted to complete the home-run derby again I was thinking that I got a high score of 82 or something like that and the bird was flying across the screen but I missed the bird which cost me the mini game but since then the best I can do on it is 71 rupees which isn't bathing the baby (getting the job done, I think it means at least).

Day 693

Day 693;

Now today was the day,

What day? Other than 693rd day which is just another number with 3 digits another really unspectacular day.

But Red did you forget what is set to happen on this day?

No... wha... oh yeah that thing.

Care to elaborate?

Ok, well you see that there savage freak had some of his friends come around.

Did he? He's got friends?

Yes I do have friends Yellow and they are very nice to me and good to me also, ad they are way too modest by stating that I wiped the floor with them. Which I did not do at all. In none of the games I wiped the floor with them but the closest game that I did that literally could probably be Splatoon but I only splatted them approximately as much as they splatted me and the winner was on all but 1 of the occasions was the person with the Wii U gamepad the only occasion was in the very first match when I was being generous and allowing Het to go first on the game pad meanwhile Easto was on a different controller this was the each of their first turns on this fame But Easto managed to adapt to his controls quicker, and then therefore won that round.

We also played Mario Kart 8 but that was last up about the 3 hour mark of play and we only got approximately 20 minutes of game play before the controls battery died on us, of which Het was excellent at especially in the 200cc races that we tried out. but se doesn't like Rainbow Road from the MK SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System). But when I first played a 200cc race I returned to 50cc and the Karts seemed like they were sitting still behind me still on there blocks.

Finally I have arrived at the midway point in my afternoon, we'll I have done what I did first, first. Then what I did last second so now it's time for what I did in the middle which was to play on some Super Smash Bros. as I did Easto and Het were flattering my ego by saying that I had lasted the longest in sudden death new challenger shenanigans I did but I couldn't land a critical hit on it to allow me to knock t out But then Easro went and beat the new challenger. And this was my daily bit of Zelda for the day as I played as Toon Link  at least once during this gaming session.

Day 693

Day 693;

So it has been the day that I have numbered 693, which was interesting as I received Splatoon today.

Splatoon is a good game, but I am terrible at it especially the online game part. Of which in the morning when I was on the rank of 1 my team lost all 3 of our turf wars, which could have been due to the fact that some of the players had a level of up to 10+ but then that's negated by the fact that on my team there was also some level 10+ players on it, as in all 3 of the battles I came in 8th out of 8 [layers and I was the lowest ranked player on any of the teams. Then I had my first 10 minute work out, of the day, on the rowing machine.

Next up on Splatoon I can't really remember what I did I start my journey as Cap'n Cuttlefish's third agent to help in his fight against those Octopuses (or is it Octopi?) who've stolen the little electric fish that power squid city, I had started doing that by the end of the first stint so lets say that that's 2/3 fish found by the end of this stint, of which I followed up by rowing for another 10 minutes.

Now it's that time for my third stint at the game but thistle I did my 10 minutes of working out before it, due to wiimote's batteries had been flattened by the end of the previous session so I had waited and worked out a bit, before getting back onto Splatoon but when I did I probably saved the 3/3 little electric fish, and I was called for dinner after though.

So now it's time for my 4th 10 minute work out of the day, and when I had done hat I got in a few minutes on Splatoon it was agains the level boss, defeating him was simple it's about how good you are at dodging it's purple slams, but all in all good easy boss to start off the game.

But on Zelda today I was trying my hands at the OctoBall derby I managed to get a high score of 61 I've got to do much, well 39 better to get myself the piece of heart;

Day 692

Day 692;

So today has been that day, and In my first 5 minute row of the day I only manages 1.7km and I was about 8 seconds off getting 1.8 in it as well.

Then when I was doing the 10 minutes on the rowing machine later on this day,  and I went again on the rowing machine for 15 minutes, that makes it 30 minutes for today, I like that number, it equals half an hour which is almost as good as an hour.  60 minutes on the rowing machine... I've got to do that one of these days which is almost as good as 100 minutes; which would be a dream to do that much in one stint.

 If i did that long on the rowing machine all in one strict at a speed of 0.3km per minute 30km, for one stint of my work out I should probably die be the end of it which would be a bonus.

I can cross my fingers all I want it wont change a thing as if I can beat Yuga the likelihood that the game id going to give me another heart container has just dropped away sharply as I have just  got my next piece of heart for scoring 150 points in the rupee rush mini game Lorule, as well as that I gathered the Red Tunic from within Lorule Castle plus the second stage for defeating Yuga is a lot like how you supposed to defeat Phantom Gannon in both Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker. Which should mean that I was wrong about there being a Ganon fight in this game, and it's more of a Yuga in a Ganon costume. Buy I should really be off getting the complete number of heart containers before I challenge Yuga for another fight.

Day 691

Day 691;

Today on day numbered 691I got another go at breaking my target of 1km in under 5 minuets, on the gym's rowing machine, but I was slightly off, actually I wasn't slightly off, I was more of 15.9 seconds off it, which is more than slightly off.

But that pitiful display on the gym's rowing machines today is still my best that I have done on those rowing machines,

Ever?

I  think, at the gym at least, but that is not good enough. As I have just done 1.7km in 5 minutes on the rowing machine that's at my home, I was only doing 5 minutes as a start today on that rowing machine as I didn't want to get very hot and sweaty as I was set to go to GAK' residents today.

Then later on in the day I did another 5 minutes on the rowing machine that is at my home, it was another little 5 minutes, 1.7km jaunt.

But today I got confused as I was looking at a tortoise and at first glance it appeared to have 2 beady little red eyes, but then after I had watered some of the plants that were in the green house I came back to the tortoise to check on it, and as I did I realised that they weren't it's eyes but they were beneath the critters eyes so I told Tini about this development, using a talking machine,  she told me that it was strawberry that the tortoise had been eating.

And latter on today I did another 5 minutes on the rowing machine/1.7km. So in total that makes 10 minutes and 3.4 km during the course of today. But in the Link Between Worlds I stopped after I had blown all of my Rupees on the Cucco game but I'm still terrible at it I only lasted 24.14 seconds against those obese Cuccos, but I found myself another piece of heart, so if I am correct I should now have to defeat Yuga to get the 20th heart container. but I don't know, fingers crossed. I have found the Hylian Shield but it was in Lorule not in Hyrule... Hylian = Hyrule not Lolian = Lorule, So it should have ben the Lolian shield how did an item of foreign nature to the world that the game is set in turn up in a dungeon.

Dau 890

Day 890;

So today I lost the second pound that I put on 2 days ago, so now I'm back to a more usual weigh,t well my weight before it asked me for an excuse for my weight gain.

What is IT?

It was Wii Fit.

So you're still at it are you?

Yes I am. But tonight it was another disappointing night for Mich on the Wii Fit, so I pointed out the Rowing Machine as in a way to say "you could always use that" and he said something which shocked me. As what he said was something like that he knows he could use it but he's not a driven person unlike me...?

What you're a driven person?

Apparently so.

But he could have been meaning that I was actually driven into, within the event that left this blog as one of my only outlets to inform other members of the public about my existence, not that it's anything important; but this is my way of screaming from the rooftops about random things, but I never did that even when I could talk, at least I don't think that I did.

I hate excuses, they just sound oh so pathetic.

I tailed at dodging the Cuccos for 100 seconds also today.

But today in my Rows I managed 3.4 in the first 10 minutes which isn't really too bad, I don't think is is at last. But then in my second 10 minute row of the day I could only manage 3.3 km, which was a bit disapointinh.

Day 689

Day689;

Now today has been the day that I have numbered 689, and today was another persons day of celebration for the AoE. As it was Emu's yesterday and it was GAK today.

But fortunately I didn't have to go out to funny place for dinner today as Tini prepared a delicious buffet (which if spelt phonetically looks something more like Buf-fey instead of Buff-et), but I should really get onto a different observation that no body cares about, and it is ;like this I have 2 female siblings A and E/ the first 2 vowels and they are each going out/dating with some males of the first two consonants (a B and a C), So aA is dating B and E is dating C; which is unusual.

But I didn't make any progress on a Link Between Worlds today which wasn't surprising as I now shall be attempting to dodge  flying Cuccos for 100 seconds before going back to the treacheries tower to defeat advanced mode again so I can see what the other reward for completing the tower is as I got the super touch last time, that I completed it.

But then if I manage to got both of those parts complete and I'm still lacking in a 4th piece of heart then where should I look? I just don't know.

Day 688

Day 688;

So today was the next day of 2 fat ladies and I'm thinking that I will be fat by the time that this day has been and gone.

But about yesterday's Eurovision I was shocked that the UK managed to score 5 points, as they did. Which was better than France, Germany and Austria. I was shocked by this, As I did also yesterday manage to get away a dew goes on Splatoon the global testfire demo which was epic, especially as I came 3rd on my team at least 3 times, I'm not very good you see.

There was disappointment today if your name is Allergy or if you support Lewis Hamilton in the F1 world championships, which is basically the same as Lewis's grasp on the title was cut in half today, as he was beaten into third position on the race that he was winning comfortably thanks to an error by the drivers garage. The official story id that the garage's GPS was at fault so they were thinking that the garage could get Lewis for an additional pit stop in the race, but why did they want him to take another pit stop? in doing that it's cost Mercedes the Monaco GP 1 2 so they got the 1 3 instead, but the incorrect racer got first place in this time.

But today I put on 2 pounds in weight what can you expect from me only doing 20 minutes on the rowing machine as well as going out for a dinner rather late on in the day. Due to it being Emu's anniversary day today for which I had made a card which was decorated with some pictures that I found of some actual Emu's not of the Emu that I occasionally type about, the one whose party we were having today.

Day 687

Day 687;

Today was the day that I have numbered 687, but nothing special about today; happened to me that is but to you that could be different..

So I was watching the folioing video to learn how about Old English I have been doing that lately due to my curiosity about the old english Gods, as we were all pagans before a group of clever guys/gals came to the educated decision that it'd be a hell of a lot easier to control people and they're actions, to make them all perform a certain role in society if they only had one god/goddess to make all of the sheep of religion all flock to one space (be it a church, mosque or synagog) instead of having many different temples to all of the gods and goddesses for people to of to, as a means of centralising all of the staff to one designated position which cuts the costs as you have to remember a religion is a business, as they have staff who need paying and the expenses on the premises which should include tax, they each have there own agendas etc.



Now I know you may think that the singing is all out of tune, that's what Allergy said to me at least, as for me I couldn't tell as I have never heard that song sang in tune.

On the rowwing machine today I did 30 minutes in 3 separate 10 minutes stints, on the first I did 3.3 KM second I did 3.2 KM but then on my third time of trying i managed to get 3.3 KM. Finally in Lorule today I got to the 45th floor in the Treacherous Tower which isn't good enough, so that'd be it for four things that just weren't good enough.

Day 686

Day 686;

As today has past me by, meanwhile I was getting a good short 20 minutes on the rowing machine out of the way within 2 turns at it, the first was after I had watered the plants and I had gone for a little wander around the place that I live in and my GAK wasn't complaining about the place that she is in as she didn't say that she wanted to go home once today.

But she was still complaining about the chef, or rather the lack of one.

Yes I know, but as soon as they get installed a decent chef up at that place the better the experience would be for all of the inmates, in that residential home.

So today I got the 5th bottle in a Link Between Worlds, as I have upgraded the Master Sword to it's highest level now all that's left is for me to upgrade Link to his best form, with all 20 heart containers and I am 3/4 of the way getting to Yuga in Lorule Castle so Yuga is heart container number 20 but before that I still need to uncover the 3rd and 4th pieces of heart container, as i'm thinking that one is in treacherous tower under the advanced difficulty but then I'm thinking the final piece of heart can be got at by completing the cucco mini game in Rooster mode, which is too challenging for the likes of me, but I'll persevere. 

Day 685

Day 685;

So today is day numbered 685, and I have been watching BBC Question Time from ages ago today as well as doing some research on some old English figures of myths,

Anglo Saxson beliefs directly parallel that of Norse mythology like Þunor or Tunor who was basically Thor he was even the son of Woden, the chief of the Anglo Saxon gods like one Mr Odin as if you wanted to find out a bit about the gods of old school Britain/England you could just click HERE.

I like Mythology, it reminds me that if I accomplish anything in this pathetic life of mine then that will be a fact and if not I have nothing to worry about at least it won't be made into a mythology, like the Bible. 

But Savage did you have to put that dig into that?

What did?

I'm typing about that part "like the Bible".

What do you have a problem with me calling the Bible a book of mythology?

Yes..

Why it is a book of mythology?

But people actually believe it's true, and they believe that by believing that they somehow make themselves better people due to the fact that they believe in something that is incredibly improbable and they cherish there beliefs in stark ignorance t the evidence contrary to it.

Well every Mythology has had at least one adherent since they were created many years previously even the Anglo Saxon, Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Norse of which the Christian Church has absorbed some of the traditions changes the names and altered the purposes but over time that happens like christmas used to be a day like every other but then when those romans got they're hands on it and then the modern-day capitalist consensus got it's grubby paws around it's shallow neck it's throttling it for every £ and pence that it can get at.

Day 684

Day 684;

So today I went to the gym, and in the gym I saw 3 people that I knew from school, I saw OB, HB and MF; the OB and HB are brothers in this case not HB the girl; whose bruva is OE.

Please note I stated bruva not brother for the HB due to the fact that the two of them aren't actually related.

But today I have done 20 minutes on the rowing machine which means that I just need  to do 20 more minutes overtime on future days to make it equal 10 minutes on the rowing machine per day discounting all, but 10, of the minutes that I did soon after it arrived at my home. I also went to the gym today but I had to have Mich as a stand in instructor today, and it was then I saw the 3 people that I knew from school and I mentioned first in this blogpost.

But with my cartoon watching fix I today finished my watch through of Naruto, the complete 220 episodes of it. So I'm looking for another series to watch, but the first of the top 25 cartoons is Naruto Shippuuden which isn't completed as of yet, but then in second on the list is Bleach which is an older production as it started in 2004 which was before I was knocked sillier by that car (or those cars) and I used to watch that show as well from time to time if you'd know this tiny fact; I was younger back then so you could probably understand me watching cartoons but now I'm an old man I know I should start acting my age but why? As I was about to state I watched a few episodes of Bleach  it was good with the hero being a death god and all of that but Death Note was greater and it was about about death gods. But then Bleach lasted 366 episodes meanwhile Death Note only lasted 37 episodes. Now on to 3rd spot on that list as it was One Piece which is a second ongoing title and it's even older than Bleach due to the first episode was aired on the 20 of October 1999 and it's still going. So on to 4th and this one I have seen all 51 of the episodes and it's a good one as it's called Full Metal Alchemist, and I may have watched it a long time ago but it's a good little series. 5th on the list is the one that I said was better than number 2 as it is Death note, So that should mean that it is Bleach that I will probably be watching after I get back from writing my comic book; as that is my next project.

But in my Quest though Hytule I stalled it in place for today as I couldn't dodge the Cucco's in the most challenging mode I think, as 1. Egg 2. Chick 3. Rooster, as i'm stuck on rooster difficulty, for the moment at least.

Day 683

Day 683;

Now today was a boring day, I'm thinking as I can't remember me thinking about anything, to put into this blogpost for today.

But that aside I did manage to find all of Mother Malamai's, not Mama's, children in a Link Between Worlds, which was a result, so now I've got an awesome Spin attack. As I'm guessing that I'll still be needing 3 more pieces of heart and then it's Yuga that I have to defeat to get the full 20 heart containers.

Hold on second lets make that 2/4 pieces of heart to find now, as you just got your second piece from the NPC called "Devilish Girl" who runs the Treacherous Tower in Lorule, as I completed it to the intermediate difficulty level I think.

Today I have also watched some more Naruto, I have watched it so far that I'm now within the final handful or so until I have watched the complete programme.

But I have been thinking that I need to get out more as I have started to grow outwards, which may be due to my obsession t this screen that is in front of me.

Day 682

Day 682;

So today first thing I planned to write something here but then I forgot it, in the following rest of the day minus all of the alternate  time during this day, I thought about what it could have been.

And there I though it could have been that I took a shaver to, my double chin, and that was the fact that I shaved off my double Chun  again.

What else did you do today?

Well I played a bit more on "a Link Between Worlds" I was attempting to collect up all of Mama's children. and then i have to take them back to Mama and she will upgrade some of my gear.

I'm guessing that as I went to athletics today also which could be my reason for being almost falling asleep while I am typing this. 

Day 681

Day 681;

Today , oh today, what did I do?I can remember doing one thing, and I can remember composing something in my head which I was going to write for this blogpost; but I can no longer remember it, which sucks.

But I can remember my 10 minute row of which I broke it down into 2 3 minute rows and a 4 minute row.

I also saved the seventh sage from in the game "a Link Between Worlds" so now I've got to invade Lorule Castle and kick Yuga's backside, basically, then I should be facing off against Gannon?

Day 680

Day 680;

This day was the day that I have numbered 680, I should really get back to making my comic book, butI just don't have the attention span.

But I have got a question about Naruto; it is why did Hinata get naked while training, in episode 148? By the way what type of training actually reacquires that? She was nude in the wilderness standing on a pond, dancing?

But within a Link Between Worlds I defeated the boss of the Desert Palace which was surprisingly easy, so now it's just the the final sage for me to save until I shall probably be tasked with the final battle(s). But for now I still have the Skull Woods  to clear and to rescue Zelda from her fate as a painting.

But the seven sages don't include Princess Zelda as as the seventh, which wasn't how it was in Ocarina of Time. Zelda was one of the seven sages in a Link To The Past also, but then they're the three zelda games that have seven sages in them.