Day 470

Day 470;

Now today I first won a chess game but it was by time out after each of us only playing 1 piece, it was on time out, and then I lost a game of chess that both of us were actually playing in, so my score come down to 15 wins and 15 losses and my chess points score plummets to new depths.

But today I have done nothing, as obviously as everything that is false, as I had to have done something today even if it is only breath otherwise I wouldn't still be here to type, unless this is all a figment of my imagination or I could be part of someone or something else subconscious or/and conscious thought we all could be.

Ok so I have thought of a lot of shenanigans today and I have seen the death of Thor today and the rebirth of Thor in a new female body, which was interesting Thor without his hammer got him killed by an elf, a dark elf, and then only in the closing pages of the comic you got to see her, Thor.

Then I read through a bit of Harley Quin and the issue that I read was interesting as Harley was putting money on her own head (meaning that she was hiring assassins to attempt to kill her) while she was asleep, poison ivy was her co-star and then there was those men well one man (the man that shots the assassin that says he's going to keep attempting to kill Harley),  Then the last one was a Hamster, I think, well it was supposed to be a rodent at least that was talking to her, so it could have been a hallucination for all I know.

Ok so now i'm onto the topic of Zelda of which I haven't managed to get my act together to play on any Legend of Zelda game.

Day 469

Day 469;

So today is the day that is 469th in my trail of days for my diary.

I remember when rock was young, me and Suzie had so much fun

Holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock

While the other kids were Rocking ‘Round The Clock, we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock
Well, Crocodile Rocking is something shocking when your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh lawdy mama, those Friday nights when Suzie wore her dresses tight and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

That was the lyrics to one of good old Elton John's songs, which one?

I don't know, maybe it's beyond the yellow brick road?

How dense are you, it's obviously got to be the Crocodile Rock, why else would it have the lyrics Crocodile Rocking in it's lyrics?

But today I have also been playing a bit on Legend of Zelda; Minish Cap, but also I have been playing a bit on Crimal case saga on faceybook, I like the case Good Cop, Dead Cop, which is apart for the sentencing hearing for the end of the murder enquiry four years prison time with the possibility of parol after just two, lets get this straight so you take a life away from another person and you only get a maximum of four years in the lock up?

Day 468;

Day 468;

Today I have been to the gym, and I have seen both of my Mat friends in one trip to the local super market.

I also went into the dentist today in the dentist they've gone all high tech, with their new improved little screens like tablet things, I wonder if they could do with a hand actually working in their IT department, I could perhaps land myself a job over their, maybe.

Or maybe not, you got confused when the people that were employed their acted as if they actually knew toy as you had forgot who they were, and one of them even lives on the same estate as me and I know here son apparently.

Ok... Ok, Red,Now that should be about enough on the topic of my cock-ups of today,

Enough, enough you say, No way is that enough I haven't even got onto the start of your cock-ups for today as I have only got the dentist so far but we have forgot all before then but you can probably guess that =I made some terrible cock-ups, within the hours before the above mentioned events. 

But now moving onto the topic of Zelda and I thoroughly disappointed myself today with my absence from the consoles due to a worse headache than I usually have, I know what you could call me  e.g. a wimp and other names, for complaining,

Day 467

Day 467;

I like my mind, it's a good place to sit and ponder while my body is doing something completely different.

Like when I was wandering around I was wondering about what I had been thinking about when I was in bed this morning as I knew that it was an important issue but it was just getting hold of it again which was my issue.so I was racking my brain attempting to remember.

And that was it not the article about women's bras, which was a truly interesting read. It instead was about UKIP and how Nigel Farrage's party in Wales is still opposed same sex marriage, 

And you had prepared that whole tirade on the subject?

Yes I had Red but I have forgot it for the most part, I will attempt to remember it after I have finished comprising my email to the politely ask them, quite literally, what the nonexistent hell?

But anyway it was originally from the following website on the 20th of March 2014, so the only places that I can see the following statement is on both this website and on the predeceasing website, it's no longer on the UKIP Wales website (at least not where I have looked).

But I'd wouldn't like to imagine that they'd make something like that up, but on the UKIP website about what they stand for they put;

Return Power to the UK,

Protect Our Borders,
Rebuild Prosperity,
Safeguard Against Crime, 
Care And Support For All, 

Free Speech and Democracy,

As in policies for the people they typed:

Repairing the UK Economy 

Reducing debts we leave to our grandchildren

Honouring the Military Covenant

The National Health Service

Controlling and managing our borders 

Foreign Aid

Transport

Housing and planning

Employment and Small Businesses

At no point in that spell did it mention anything about marriage, unless you want to conclude that as it reducing debts we leave to our grandchildren which could potentially be a very tenuous link in there, but looking through that list it seems very agreeable.

I shall post their response on my blog no sooner than I get one, which won't be at least until I have sent it.

The page on Bra's that I said was interesting above. I stating interesting as the title states " Study Claims Bras Are A 'False Necessity' And I Wholeheartedly Disagree” the title states that a study claims that Bras are a false necessity, and you may disagree with the statement but it was true, a study did claim that Bras are a false necessity. But lets read into the article some more, she starts by stating some sarcastic notions, as in her little thing about burning a mountain of Bras, then there’s a picture, following on she states two sizes of breasts that she has had as she has attributed puberty to the first and Microgynon (which is a contraceptive pill; Microgynon 30) just for the impressional young readers, and old, that may read this Please consult with a doctor before you attempt to get the pill to as I have been reading up on the side effects of taking Microgynon and it says there are a lot of increase risks associated and the increased breast size doesn’t effect all women that take it, she was just lucky/unlucky. But then she states that she spent £100 on a Bra, and I felt lucky that I’m not a girl/woman if that is how much money that you are willing to spend on a device that is a false necessity from what the person hat typed the article defending bras, at least, as he was only stating that bras are unnecessary to keep your breasts up and they may actually be doing more harm than good; as with people like Charlie Dimmock and Anne Hathaway it can be proved, now you shouldn't push your insecurities onto others as you were doing attempting to ridicule the frog, oh I'm sorry I meant French man.

But today my adventures in Hyrule continued in adventure mode today, as I am attempting to unlock all of the characters for use in free mode.

Day 466

Day 466;

So today I was going to the usual athletics practise for the disabled, like me, of which was fun seeing as there was only 4 of the usual many people there to participate, as well as three parents/careers, and three staff; so in total ten people there. 

So basically today it rained so we had to go inside for the athletics thing, today. We were split into two groups of two in each, so I went with the group that was older, I think that we both are the same age, but probably due to her disability she looks to be some age like thirteen but her personality shows me that she's older.But what I can't understand is why the girl that looks thirteen's carer thought that Allergy was older than I, which could be that as a side-affect of my conditions the muscles in my face are getting tighter and so now every so often I get  rat poison injected into my face.

So if you hadn't guessed by the actions of this morning I didn't have enough time to play any Zelda games today so instead I wrote a a new line into my Fan-fiction,

Day 465

Day 465;

Now today I attempted to remember an incident from at the football yesterday so here goes.

They can't have been starring at me, about a brunette girl and her older accompaniment. The brunette sat exactly four rows in front of me the older woman sat one space to the brunettes right they were sitting on Row I, I think in the seats numbered 164-165 I, again, think anyway they were staring towards me before they had got to their seats so they were standing on the steps just about to come up.

Stupid superstitions well I heard this one today "you'll make it rain if you wash the windows" it'll rain when it reaches the correct temperature, or the density of the water particles in the air are at a correct density, in the atmosphere for there to be rain it doesn't depend on wether you have washed your windows or not or in areas effected by drought they wouldn't conserve the water for drinking they would just wash windows, wouldn't they?

Allergy received some shoes the other day, I don't think they are bad at all but Allergy is like they're horrific, but I do not see how they could be described as horrific? They're just shoes that you view as ugly, so can you get over yourself Allergy, please.

But if you know anything about me then you should know that I'm very interested in religion as if any aspect of my personality is going to live forever in any kind of hell or something similar, like heaven; I mean no matter how blissful that heaven actually is how could you even think about having a good time with hundreds of the people that you know all screaming and wailing in pain down beneath you but if your Lord your God, was going to wipe your brain/mind of all of the good people that you knew throughout your life that didn't share your beliefs how could you say that that is heaven, with only some parts of your memory intact? So you'd be up there in heaven praising your God all day everyday In probably in an orgasmic state of ecstasy for ever, well I know that it looks good a apart from the praising which I am guessing that anyone would probably get used to it, and you even might do it without thinking about it [thinks of the last time that I heard about a woman having an orgasm, apparently she said "Oh God" a lot], . But I have been thinking about it quite a lot really and I and the oxymoron is quite considerable as we all hate  being preached to, unless the circumstances are correct so if I ever wanted to et preached to about the sinfulness of my ways I'd go to a church, a mosque or another religious establishment. Just as I wouldn't go to the local domino's pizza place if I wanted to purchase a decent warm pizza to eat, I'd go to the local Turkish fast food place my reasons for both are that's cheeper, Second up is the pizza dominos pizzas the actual cost of the pizza's are higher probably due to the many different types of crust that they do, stuffed crusts as well as all of the flavours that they get in that they have to order in over the stock required so thad they don't run out of ingredients on any day but the Turkish restaurant gets away with as they have more diversity from within they're trade... I know it's a terrible excuse I'm rubbish at making them especially if I have no idea why they're so much cheeper in one place to the other which is exactly my problem. and my reason being the same but in a different type of cheeper as of why the last time that I went to a religious building would have been when I was playing in the schools band, a trumpet, at one of the yearly churchy things, and a different type of cheeper being it is cheeper on my personal level of self respect. As I know what I do is wrong by the people around me reactions, not all of the time; I know this revelation may come as a surprise to some of my three or two readers... ... I'm not perfect.

But today I was going to write some more on my Legend of Zelda fan-fiction but I got sidetracked for the majority of the day, but I fortunately managed to squeeze in a couple of minuets writing before the day was over, but I'm still working on the first chapter, it's not going to be a long chapter not in the slightest.

Day 464

Day 464;

Wow... today I have been shocked, by a rare victory at their home ground for the football team that I support.

As the team usually starts the matches off on the front feet, but then they'll usually score a goal part of the way though the 45 minutes and then they'll be on the defensive for the at least until the other team scores, which usually gets the game as a tie at the half time, then the half time passes and the other team appears from the tunnel at the start of the next half and then they score one maybe two goals and the team that I support always tended to loose when those circumstances were employed.

But not today, even though the team that I support had the best chances of the opening fifteen minutes or so the ball broke when the team that I was supporting was attacking the oppositions end, then the opposition player ran with the ball towards the goal of the team that I supports goal and he just scruffily slotted it into the home sides net, so the score was 0-1, but then the opposition team started on the the offensive to attempt to make the score 0-2, but then just five minutes from half time, six if you include the minute of stoppage time that the referee added on the end, their was the goal that levelled the scores up at 1-1. that was the first half and in the second half the team that I supported managed to get a second goal, actually the player that scored the first goal for the team that I support also scored the second goal for the team that I support, so he was to be the man (player) of the match.

The oxymoron of who will actually vote for UKIP in the next General Election as I would have thought that it isn't going to be the old farts, like me, as they're a relatively new Party and we all tend to stick with a single party/candidate throughout our lives as an old fart that is, which could be why UKIP won that seat as we have an ageing population which means more old farts than young
chickens (chicks) and the young people that vote don't want UKIP to get into power as they view them as a "racist" party.

But no Legend of Zelda today as I went to the football match today.

Day 463

Day 463;

I have finally discovered what ISIS is an anagram for, it means Islamic State of Iraq and al-Sham.

I discovered that on this website.

The political landscape of Britain has changed for better or worse, only time will tell. Ever since those European elections that we were having a while back, the ones that UKIP won, I'm guessing that the political tides are really turning around the countries that are in the UK.

Now the reason that I state this is as the former conservative MP Douglas Carswell, becomes the first UKIP candidate, ever, to be elected to the House of Commons; as he as been elected as the MP for Clacton.

UKIP had got 0% of the votes for Clacton within previous elections but within this by-election which was triggered by Douglas Carswell resigning his seat before defecting to the UKIPpers; which he didn't have to do. He won his seat in the house of commons more comfortably this time, apparently.

Nut not all of yesterdays by-elections went UKIP's way, as there was two by-elections the one mentioned above was a conservative seat and the other one was a Labour seat, of which those Lab-rats managed to keep their claws embedded within. As the Lab-rats received the highest proportion of the votes and they actually increased their share of the votes by 1%, Liz McInnes was the Lab-rats candidate, but then the surprise within that constituency was those UKIPpers, whose share in the votes were up by 35% and that was a supposedly safe Lab-rat seat, which has seen the majority of the votes for Labour only taking a 612 lead but this was only at a turnout of 36%; so those numbers could shift quire dramatically either way between now and the 2015 general election, as with the UKIPpers seat victory but there was a turnout to that seats election of 51%, so assuming that everyone that voted votes the same way he should manage to cling onto his seat.

But now that enough about boring old politics, even if it's something new, now I am moving on to a topic about Hyrule Warrior, and what I was attempting to do today was to do today was to collect the Gold Skulltulas, I so far have four. 

Day 462

Day 462;

On this day it rained that's about all that I can remember about the day other than I had the longest lunchtime of my life today at least I think, which could be explained, a bit at least, by my playing of the Legend of Zelda Minish Cap throughout, well at least until the batteries had run out of charge.

Now so that was also my day of playing the Legend of Zelda, I fixed the clock which is older than me as well the other day, so it now ticks and makes a noise as the minute hand reaches each of the quarters including the top of the clock when it bangs out the hour mark like one bang for one o'clock, two for two o'clock and three for... oh you get the drift now. don't you (disclaimer I don't mean that you get the drift as in car drifting, and shenanigans like that' wall I meant by that was that you can understand me correctly)? As it is a clockwork clock in preference to an electric clock which should mean that we will still be able to tell the time even after the Aliens invade knocking out all of the electric devices , but anyway If they knocked out all of the electrics, how would you know what time to set the clock to every time that it'd run out of time.

What is immortality?

Immortality is a waste go time. The same goes for reincarnation as how many times would you have to reborn until you reach Nivarna/the only exit for the endless circuit of life and death, so the worlds problems are more numerous than anyone think.

Ans Isis vs the the Kurds, go on you Kurds.

Day 461

Day 461;

Today was day numbered 461 there was nothing abnormally special about this morning except it was Stormin' as a Norman, which is a kind of plug to the book Stormin' Normans, by Terry Deary.

But anyway I decided a name for one of the three characters for one of my characters for my CNthree little tale thing; one I should name Norman. I could perhaps call the other two Duncan and Angus, and they could be a scotch pop band (group), but that would be terrible as the only scotch song that I know goes like this; "you take the low road and I'll take high road..." and then it says something about a bonnie loch Lomond before ye I think that's how the lyrics go at least but I'm not to sure as my Scottish friend hasn't spoken to me in a long time but I haven't actually spoken to him in a longer still amount of time.

Now today what did get up to?

Well I went to the Gym today and I still failed to beat my high score on the rowing machine, by my high score I meant my quickest time for rowing 1000m.

But recently I have been having a discussion on my friends faceybook wall with a Christian who was on the defensive for Christians when christians weren't even being mentioned in the faceybook post until she put a stupid article from creation.com into the discussion which was expelling how Atheism is a religion, well it was supposed to at least, it didn't do a very good job. Both of the people that were already involved in the topic at the begging had agreed to disagree on the topic of which I hate as it's just a different way of stating that they haven'y agreed on the point of contention, and it reeks of dishonesty; to me at least.

She said why couldn't I just let the conversation die and I steed in response as you keep asking me questions and you still haven't answered mine, of which she still hasn't answered mine.

Day 460

Day 460;

Today was the day that I had been waiting for since Sunday, it was the day that I got to go around someones house and look after their Dog, for them as they were going to be gone for 5 hours so they wanted me to let him out of the house when he wanted to go outside so he could go to the loo, not on they're carpets.

Of which was fun But the thing that happened when it was over got me a bit confused as before it started the lady, whose dog I was sitting with, said that It might be either her or her daughter that'd be around to relieve me of my duty in about 5 hours, which was more like approximately 4 hours 30 minutes. But it was her daughter that arrived first so I had to type "are you so n so" well it wasn't actually that I HAD to type and even if they weren't what would they say? 'No I'm a burglar"? No, I kind have half knew who it was it was just my mental image of the girl was slightly out of date, as my mental image may have been more of a mini version of the lady. But then she followed me to my home to make sure that I could get back inside my home of which I could.

But today in Legend of Zelda, i played a bit on a Link Between Worlds 

Day 459

Day 459;

So Today I resurrected my chess playing days after playing that game with Mr Cman on holiday, as you can tell by the widget on the right hand side of this text, if you are visiting this page via an internet browser, if you wanted to know what the win's to losses  tally were before I put this on my page I had won 15 and lost 14 but I'm expecting it to level out soon at 15 wins 15 losses soon enough,  But before tat happens or potentially after that happens please send me game requests if you wish to play me at chess, and you'll most likely win, as I amour of practise at the moment.

Today I went to my disabled athletics meeting but today I had to wear a hoodie as well, as it was "cold" apparently, anyway I was shivering which you may guess means that I was cold, but the small area of my brain that controls my perception of climate that's in my head doesn't recognise it as being cold, so that's why I was attempting to stop my teeth from chattering; well that and it's really irritating if your standing there with your teeth going like a pneumatic drill.

My day on Zelda... games, well today it wasn't really on a proper Legend Of Zelda game but it was on the spin-off game Hyrule Warriors as today I continued on Adventure Mode, as Allergy and me completed the next dungeon on Skyward Sword, well I completed the dungeon and Allergy beat the bosses of the dungeon, it's not my fault the new control system is my reason, it's too intuitive for me to get to grips with in those crucial seconds between me dieting and the beast dieting, I come off worse every time it could be as my intuition is very limited now.

But I have this to state to all of you, three people (I think) what if reality is a dream/afiction?

Day 458

Day 458;

So today Allergy was pleased but she was also sad for two different but related reasons.

Ok, now I shall start with the bad news, It was that a F1 (Formula 1) racer has suffered a severe head injury, It was a Mr Jules Bianchi. So that means that I'm in the same boat as two F1 drivers now as you don't need to be a brain surgeon to know that I have suffered a brain injury, as I'm thinking that I had put it on a post just a handful of days ago was thinking that I stated that the accident happened slightly more than 7 years ago now. But that's enough about me, his accident was actually serious as another driver had just crashed as his car was being moved Jules was coming round the corner and he lost control of the car and his head slammed into the trailer that was  removing the car knocking Jules out cold, will he ever be able to drive a F1 car again? Probably not but I'd enjoy being proved wrong, and he's the second F1 driver (or former F1 driver) to acquire brain damage in recent times as the first was Schumacher/one of the best F1 drivers ever. But he got his head injury from Skiing which is a relatively safe past time in comparison to Motor sport, but not as safe as crossing the bleeping road which i mucked up at, sorry emotive topics car accidents and head injuries.

Anyway Allergy wasn't very happy about the Jules thing but she was very happy about the result of the race as the Accident happened on lap number 42, the answer to question of life the universe sand everything, which made it possible for them to award flu points for the victor of the race was none other than Mr Lewis Hamilton, which Allergy was ecstatic about, or she would have been if the Jules incident hadn't happened.


What about the big Z, Zelda, 

Ok Red I understood you saying the big Z; there was no need to elaborate on it.

Sorry...

Well I haven't goy much time playing on any of the games today as I have been busy attempting to put pen to paper and I went out to meet a dog today that I will be looking after for another person next week some time. I'm excite d about this as it's ben a long time since I have spent any quality time with a canine.

Day 457

Day 457;

Hello and welcome to another dull and uninteresting day on the only planet that we, as a species has ever know or our lovely mother earth now I state mother earth in preference to our father earth as earth is a female simply as she brought life to all of us, she has the occasional unpredicted flare up like the incident that has happened in Japan over the past week or so and there is so much beauty to her as well. I know that all of the above rests upon the stereotype's but what are stereotypes for if not to use in such broad contexts.

Ok so I took a break from playing Zelda Today as I wanted to continue writing my Fan Fiction as of it I only managed to get a bit done on it, I managed to get a small amount on it done but not enough.

But today I tried some more crab to eat, and It actually tasted alright,

So anyway today I was assaulted by Allergy's disgust at the treatment of the British man by the Islamic State terrorist group. He was executed by them, but I what I am about tot tell you people is what really got to Allergy; he was an Aid worker over there. Now what aid workers try to do is to improve the life for all of the people that are living in war torn countries and other disaster areas.

But I kind of understand where they (the IS people) would be coming from if they couldn't actually see why they needed the Aid, as they can't expect the women to do everything for them whilst they are hiding behind them sharpening they're rocks to throw at the next person that comes they're way disagreeing with them. If you hadn't noticed I disagree with you, you sad and lowly bunch of cowards as if your not hiding behind one of your women folk, hiding behind a hostage or your God.

But me and Allergy both disagree with them hiding behind they're God as a shield but for different reasons Allergy's tirade went along the lines of it gives others of they're religion a bad name, which is why I think that we should hurry up and destroy all religions from the surface of this beautiful planet I know that the rest of the main problems will still exist but one down, just however many of the rest of the major problems left. John Lennon once said in his song Imagine, imagine all the people living for today, whig doesn't mean that they are in expecting a blissful/in fear of a fictional afterlife.

Day 456

Day 456;

So it's day 4 5 6, oh I enjoy the days that are like a crescendo, or they start small and end in a bigger number.

But Hermione the steward of a farm, Granger, is the hero in Harry Potter; to Ron and Harry at least. Also on the topic of female hero's there is Sheik from the Legend of Zelda game series, and she is female as she is *16 year old spoiler alert* Sheik is Zelda since her first appearance in 1998, in Ocarina of Time, and now in Hyrule but the Zelda and Sheik from HW aren't the same two entities as ir has been confirmed by Bill Trinene. I know that her eye colour is different and just so that little bit of data means that she's defiantly swapped her gender when Zelda transforms into Sheik, how much must someone be smoking to think that?

I don't known, a lot??... but didn't you think that?

No I didn't I thought that Sheik was a man before I has even got to the part that has Sheik turn into Zelda in Ocarina of Time/do a quick change out of her drag outfit back to her every day get up, which was just before Ganondorf snacked her away from me so I had to go off to Ganon's castle and kick his backside. You can read the story that I read to writer this here (I'm sorry for leaving it so late to post this link to it).

Now more female heroes... well you've got Lana from Hyrule Warriors, Fi from Hyrule Warriors and Skyward Sword Princess Ruto, from Hyrule Warriors and Ocarina of Time, Impa from Hyrule Warriors Ocarina of Time swell a lot of other Zelda games, Midna (The Twilight Princess) from Hyrule Warriors and Twilight Princess, Princess Agitha from Hyruule Warriors and Twilight Princess, vut then on a non Zelda related note but I'm sticking with Nintendo heroines as there is Samus Aran from the Metroid series, Athena? click here for more information on her, Princess Peach from Super Princess Peachand a lot of other Mario Games.

But today I was epically failing at Skyward Sword I managed to get past it's first stage of attacks once but then when it turns all medusa on me I just couldn't react quick enough so when Allergy got home from her day "working" at her University I asked her for some assistance, of which she complied to and It was beat, I think in 2 or 3 attempts, but as usual she had my assistance to get through the boss battle.

My three daily readers  I thank you, for reading this drivel.

Day 455

Day 455;

Ok so today I have done a bit more to tithe CNthree  Idea and I have almost completed the next dungeon on Skyward Sword with a little of kind help from Allergy, like with some of the throwing of the bombs and the mini boss of the dungeon of which you have to strike it with your sword as many times as it is necessary to knock him off of the boat, 3 times but when I tried it out link got tired out after every assault on him meanwhile Allergy comes into the room and blitzed him first time without getting link tired out not even once. It's good that I prefer the more mentally stimulating aspects of the games like down top down right, on the door key thing to get the Map, at least I think it was the map that I got through that doorway.you had to work it out by blowing the dust off of the brigs floors. Then I had to find my way to two places on the map that will allow you to get into the brig via the engine tunnels so you can save the captainds crew and get attacked by  cross between a squid and a... I don't know what , and that is here I was. I was squaring off with that horrific squid like thing which I have to have to keep boasting his  arms with arrows until his head falls down then I have to go harry carry on iI'kk need to change my strategy to defeat it but I can only do that if I beat it's first form first of which I so far in my one attempt so far today which even crossed over slightly into tomorrow morning I didn't manage to beat it.

Edit: I was wrong, about how to defeat the beast.

No surprise there then.

Oh shut up, to defeat it's first form you should be using the sword by pointing it skyward and sticking it's tentacools that way to slice them off and then when it comes out of the water then you have to hit it's eye with your bow and arrows, then it's time to go harry carry on it's eye.

CNthree I have decided to change the third character from a Elf to a boring old mortal human as in every three you need a bit of boring old normality. I think. But I know that it isn't always the case like harry potter all three of the main characters are magical creatures, 2 wizards and 1 witch, but the witch is a Mudblood, which could bring her down to our level seeing as to the wizarding world we all have mud in our veins; well at least JK Rolllings wizarding world, plus it'd make more sense for him/her to be a lowly human there should be no need to introduce a whole new species into the mix as I have got a physic which can be human and a Wizard/Witch  which would also generally be a human, but I have heard of magic Cats and Dogs, I could probably say magic Horses as well but I think we'd all know what I'm typing about and they aren't horses they're unicorns. Hermione should have literally owned her label, Mudblood, and she shouldn't have let it harm her as it's just a word, and as Hagrid said that really everyone is a Mudblood as if you went far enough back in a wizarding family you'd eventually find a Mudblood.

Day 454

Day 454;

Peace has ben restored in Hyrule, at least within Legend mode on Hyrule Warriors.

I enjoyed the game now all that's left to do is unlock all of the unlock-able content then I can get back onto me banging my head against a brick wall, no I'm kidding it'll be more time for me to go back to play through Skyward Sword, so maybe I should go back to play Skyward Sword until I get through the dungeon that I think I was on then I should play through a mode on Hyrule Warriors and repeat until I complete either one of thee games which will most probably be Hyrule Warriors as there is only 5 more modes I think as at the completion of the Main Legend mode it said that there's now a Hero mode to be completed on it? Or maybe I should just try it in a more difficult mode, than normal mode?

Also today I went to the gym I tried a different rowing machine today as the rowing machine from last week was still sticking but I was still too slow five minuets fifty odd for 1000m. I was approximately 20 seconds of my best time over 1000m which was five thirty six point eight also known as five thirty seven

Just upon this day I was going to attempt to best up Ganon again it's fun you have to pull off his tail with the hookshot, when he shows it to you, then you can fire the arrows at his left arm when it reveals an eye, boomerang both his shoulder cannons, then you should bomb his right arm, then you just have to use the light arrows on his head either after he rushes you or if he bows his head after that you just have to quite literally go harry carry with your sword on him and then after no time at all he's defeated,  and that's it you have completed legend mode of Hyrule Warriors. But no more Cia within the game so that was it completed in just under 14 Days, I took receipt of the game on the 17th of September and I had completed Legend mode by 1st October which covers in all 14  days. But on most days  got somewhere between 2 and 3:30 hours actually on the game and then I missed playing it on the 22nd of september for reason probably stated on the 23rd of September. So Legend mode first play through on normal difficulty was completed in 13 days, by me.

Day 453

Day 453;;

Well today marked the start the star of something newish, a way back to the return of sanity, for the most part at least; and by the way when I stated sanity I meant solitude which is my version of sanity as allergy has left me in peace once more as a result of the university place that she acquired yesterday.

If I didn't make it plain enough from the fore mentioned passage I'm thrilled about her getting a place at a university, now my mind is running away in glee, so far I have had two ideas for more YouTube projects, which are my favourite fan-theories and my second was about how listening to the Madonna song "like a prayer" sounds to me at least to have some pretty lucid drug related content, I mean when she's singing about hearing voices, isn't that a side effect of quite a few drugs plus some more but I will wait until if it is ready ever until it's release.

Darn that I seem to have misplaced my spectacles, so that is allergies job if I can't find them by the time that allergy gets home, as you can see from the delegation of duties by this savage he's at his optimum in hopefulness at being able to achieve this task, of which I failed at. So I had to ask Allergy to find them for me, I was going to type for you to guess where they were but I'm guessing that none of the 3 of you, my readers, is actually psychic, actually I have got another concept for a thing I'll label it CNthree, but anyway it was in the shower room that I use but i couldn't see them as I didn't have my spectacles on,, which is probably whyI always like then to be on the little set of draws which are by the side of my bed until after I have had my shower in the morning.

CNthret:- so what this thing is, is a plot to another thing, the other thing I haven't yet decided yet what it should be, as the CNthree Just represents the three of you people one of whom is a psychic another is a wizard/witch and the third is an Elf, and I mean JRR Tolkien's Elves not the pathetic ones that up around by the north pole or was it the south pole, so a popular myth tells us. The three have to work together in order to free the world from a savage fate Aka my domination.

Anyway onto about Hyrule Warriors I'm thinking that I'm already on the last level, as I fought the actual Ganon today, I may have lost but it still it's Ganon, the King of Evil/the Demon King.  Formerly Ganondorf, the Gerudo King. But the Gerudo seem a bit missing after Majora's Mask or Four Swords adventure, other than Ganondorf and Twinrova.

Day 452

Day 452;

So it has been the next day within my thrilling life, I'm obviously messing with you now as I could use multiple words to describe my life and just about none could i say would be thrilling.

So what I'd like to state to my 3 readers is shall I get the boredom fest started?

No... What do you mean no
.
Allergy got accepted into university today, I know that her course started today but she wasn't accepted until today, so she has to start tomorrow instead, due to a last minuet drop out from the course that she applied to get on, she had a job to get on with also which starts in only one week, but I'm guessing that that'll have to be put on hold now.

In Hyrule I have managed to beat the following  or 2 levels to where I had got u to yesterday, Ive forgot what level I was on yesterday but I have just managed to beat up Link and Zelda with Ganondorf.

Day 451

Day 451;

Today is the day that I have decided to call it Day 451 as it is the day that is something like 451 days after me starting this blog project, which e=was for my own sake not to depress you nor was it to make you feel better about yourselves, none of my three readers.

So I can't remember what I have done today, for the most part at least.

But I can remember 1 thing that I thought about today, it was an old saying, "Hell hath no fury like a woman's scone" I realise that I have got the saying incorrect, but it doesn't take away from the fact. that Hell Harg no fury at all, as it just serves as a stick to beat people with as soon as they start doing something that the religion doesn't agree with.

But today on the Hyrule Warriors I was fighting as Ganondorf again but today I only managed to beat onr level.

Day 450

Day 450;

So today I least a whole load of old stuff and *Spoiler Alert about Hyrule Warriors* Cia dies or so it seems which sucks as she was a "hot" female villain the likes of haven't been seen since probably Twinrova.

You should note that I'm including Twinrova as the one entity as seen in Ocarina of Time not as the two, to put it bluntly, hags. But they both suffer from a split personalities.

But I realise that I was treading on egg shells a bit back there but I managed to beat the next two levels on Hyrule Warriors, today despite actually being in London for the most part of today.

So about my London adventure which wasn't really an adventure it was more a case of me going to London to ride around on the Thames within boats, obviously; Well it's not going to be in a car as they would sink in the Thames river unless it's an amphibious car.

Day 449

Day 449;

This morning I woke up because I had a dream that Mich woke me up, well I think it was a dream at least, as I fell back to sleep after the occurrence supposedly happened thinking that Mich had just woken me up just seconds previously,

So I walked down the stairs while half listening to the blaring racket that was coming from the radio that had to have been turned up to maximum volume or something similar, when I had reached the kitchen I signed to Mich that I thought that he had awoken me, but from his surprise to see me and the fact that he denied that he had, I'm guessing that he didn't wake me, in final thoughts it was all in my head.

Fan theories, I like them especially those that are about the Legend of Zelda. Like the about the Tetraforce or the Quadforce which would most probably still be called the Triforce as it would just be one big triangle of power as it didn't always have three sections as in the Legend of Zelda, the first game to come out, there is only 2 pieces of the Triforce, Wisdom and Power. But I know the saying Power corrupts so that's how they could justify the problem of evil within Hyrule, but if there was and God or Goddess would they allow evil within their designs, answer no, they'd design it with the best thing for all of their creations, like Zoras to swim around in their lake and Gorons to eat rocks, up on their mountain keep even for the Kokiri to mind their own businesses while tending to the Great Deku Tree's every whimb and then finally the Hyruleans to just get along nicely while tending to the crops. But no there's the"

• Imprisoning War
• Hyrulean Civil War
• Interloper War

So you may say it's only three wars which isn't that bad considering our species has been killing one another for pointless reasons since we arrived here on this rock within ultimately pointless altercations between forces of people, which we call wars for longer and more frequently than in the games.

But today I played some Hyrule Warriors I completed two more levels, and I started completing some of the Adventure mode. and yesterday you know when it was Nintendo's 125th Anniversary, or in roman numerals CXXV, alternatively in binary 11111101, I also started to write my Legend of Zelda Fan fiction so if I ever manage to get it complete I'll have a whole new way to bore you people, if you would only be so kind as to read it. 

Day 448

Day 448;

So today, which was yesterday if your reading this on the day that it's set to be posted. I noticed that it was the 125 anniversary of Nintendo, now I was thinking that I'm old Nintendo is a whole new kind of old. 

So what did I do today to celebrate it's anniversary? Well today I played a bit on the Legend of Zelda which was released in 1987 and I played on the side scrolling Super Mario Bro's which was also released in the aforementioned year. It's a lot more tricky than Super Mario Bros Deluxe which I am thinking that Emu had for her Game Boy Colour years ago. 

To start off about Hyrule Warriors I was wrong about Agitha being a playable character after the first round, with Lana. it was Midna that is now playable for the second round. but just as a warning Please do not read on in the blogpost if you don't want Hyrule Warrriors spoilt for you unless you have already completed the six individual gate of souls levels. 

*Spoilers Alert*

More in Hyrule Warriors today I progressed through the Impa and Sheik level but it turned out that the princess Zelda that we were fighting was no one else other than Wizro as Sheik is really Zelda as she says at then the cur sense afterwards, I warned you that I was about to put spoilers in this Blog article so here is a second one that I discovered when Midna attacked Cia in the cut scene which is that Cia and  Lana are one in the same persons. But Cia has been corrupted by Ganondorf.

Happy Anniversary Nintendo

Now today marks the 125th anniversary of Nintendo,  so basically it's slightly more than pretty old. So how should we celebrate this historical day? I don't know how we all should celebrate but I'm about to do what I do everyday, and think, of things to do for today, I will be getting back to you in my blogpost for today, Tomorrow, with what I thought of. but I'm guessing that it'll probably include playing a lot of Games.

I would just like to end this post with my sincerest thanks to Nintendo for making everyone that owned some Nintendo produce lives better, for the unknown amount of people that have had countless hours of fun, and all that lark.

Day 447

Day 447;

This day was the 447th day and what happened to me today?

Well from what I can remember I beat the first Impa and Sheik level on Hyrule Warriors, then I beat Lana's first level, so it was onto Link's and Fi's second level, of which I think I managed to complete, It was the Imprisoned; you know the mini boss from Skyward Sword that I was having a very hard time tithing defeating. I'm thinking that I managed to beat him on the Hyrule Warriors game pretty comfortably. so that's that level, done and dusted, next on to the next installment in the Impa, Sheik and now they've got Darunia, the Goron, for company. Lana and Agitha I think; anyway it's the bug (insect) lady/child from Twilight Princess (I stated child as she is only 10, and Lana doesn't look much older).

But then ale today I found that I'm still mostly Ravenclaw out of the Harry Potter houses in a little personality test that I took today, and I said still as I remember doing one before something like 10 years, or longer, ago and I got the same result. So that's another test that lies to me as I am not intelligent, guess how I know this as a piece of factual information.

No, you tell them.

Ok then Red. as I got hit by a car not while I was in one while I was crossing the road, how intelligent was that? The answer is not very, and just before anyone says that it wasn't my fault, it was my fault I decided to cross the road when I did, I must have as no-one should have been there to push me in front of a car and what it ,most likely was that I was getting a bit impatient while I was waiting to cross the road so I attempted to run across into the road in between some slow moving cars
, and I got hit by one of the slow moving cars and I state slow moving cars as they must have been as I am still alive. Or am I?

Today I went to the Gym again but in this session I noticed something wrong with the rowing machine as when i pulled back a few times it got stuck on a bump, so after I had finished on the rowing machine for today I told my gym instructor, but he's not my gym instructor as in he's one of possessions I meant it as he's a person that works for the sports centre and in doing that he works with me and his other clients in the gym, to make us stronger; as I'm unsure about his other clients but I'm still a bit disabled. So I pointed it out to him it was a little  bump like when some person sticks chewing gum to the underside of a table so he made a compliant to another gym employee man saying that I was just attempting to deflect the blame for it not going as quick as last times which was about 10 seconds down on my last attempt at it, but I don't think that the little bump was what slowed me down by approximately 10 seconds. I think it was me that slowed me down and I was only attempting to help with the gym as it could be a earth and safety hazard.

Day 446

Day 446;

So today was supposed to be my day of finishing off the Harry Potter box set.

The above statement is one of the things that I have done today.

The final two films were both pretty decent but the first one of the two was a bit disappointing as it wasn't set at Hogwarts, they had Mr Potter and his friends running around London and other alternative locations, the second one/two of the two was better Allergy even got to see that her favourite character wasn't a villain in the end as he apparently loved Harry's mother.

But there was 6 horcruxes and Harry Potter was the seventh I think, as:

1. Marvolo Gaunt's Ring
2. Tom Riddle's Diary
3. Helga Hufflepuff's Cup
4. Salazar Slytherin's Locket
5. Rowena Ravenclaw's Diadem
6. Nagini (his snake)
7. Harry Potter

I likes the fact that it stated before the ending that Albus Dumberdore was in his mind they weren't in any kind of unearthly place, like the waiting room at the end of existence/purgatory as it is a fantasy tale but it resisted doing that thing that even Doctor Who has been seeming to do with some of the dead and putting them in a special place. Neville Longbottom killed Nagini after Lord Voldemort killed Harry Potter and Neville made a rousing speech and Harry Potter was resurrected on his own accord, but I don't get how he was alive after Lord V had just turned him into the boy that lived no more. Only 3 of the 7 horcruxes are actually the artefacts of Hogwarts the forth artefact of Hogwarts is the Gryffindor sword which Tom Riddle couldn't get his hands on for reasons of him not being a Gryffindor and him never really needing it. But he could have made one of his victims need it then he could have taken it for horcruxing, and the elder wand why did Harry Potter break it at the end of the film without first at least using it to correct the damage that the Vmort had inflicted on Hogwarts, that puzzles me as it could have been done with that wand, as Dumbledore had done prior; but it was on a smaller scale.

But the nineteen years later bit at the end was a sickening little copout to add onto the end. As it was a little "and they all lived happily ever after..." plaster to put on the end which is great if you like those types of things but I believe that it's hideous, and dishonest.

Today In Zelda, not literally in Zelda but I mean in the Legend of Zelda that I have played today and affiliated games meaning Hyrule Warriors, not much is all that I can really say as in them I am stuck on similar points a before today, or the same.

Day 445

Day 445;

So it is that tame again, it's that time of night that I write down what I have done today, but that's what I'm doing at this certain moment, but I most probably won't be doing the above when you get your chance to read this boring diary entry.

So today I played on more Hyrule Warriors and today was a kind of non starter day for me, as within the game I didn't actually progress at all, as I only got a small amount of time to play on it today, but I still need to catch up with the Doctor I'm guessing that I can do it tomorrow after I have viewed the final 2 instalments of the Harry Potter film series/the final book that has been made into 2 films. Allergy was stating to me that she wants to watch them both simultaneously in order as she has been saying to me that she's so glad that she slept (not literally but in a metaphor as if she parked up out side of the cinema with blinds drawn down so she couldn't see) through the hype about the films as now she can just go through and watch them on DVD, but allergy was shocked by the death more than he death of the black man in the Order of the Phoenix.

But today I have had a lot of theme music in my head and other music mostly Zelda, related like the song of storms.

But then today I also went to another one of the disabled athletics... club? Yes I think, at least.

Day 444

Day 444;

Now today was the day with all fours in it, up to three digits that is.

But today I ave watched Harry Potter 5 + 6, which are the Order of the Phoenix and the Half Blood Prince, and just could I say that I don't think that I actually finished reading the Half Blood Prince, but I had read the start the most recently of all of the books but I amazed myself a little bit with how my mind retained the first few sequences from the book to the screen, now some of you people, my readers could tell me that the film makers made up the whole of the film and they only kept the name the same as the book. I'd then be shocked, as I know my memory not good at the best of times, it is approximately half decent at those time, and it ranges from a scale of 1 to 1,000,001 of terrible the rest of the time.

Plus Today in Zelda, well it's actually the Hyrule Warriors, I progressed through the Skyloft 1 of 3 split in the main game next I went into the Impa-Sheik split; I just would like you to know that Impa isn't the sharpest tool in the shed as she should know that she has the Triforce of Wisdom bearer with her/Sheik and as she said theta piece of the Triforce was entrusted to the Hyrulean Royal family and why is she still searching for Zelda, as in front of her is *spoiler alert* Zelda?

I'll tackle Lana's time line when I have completed the first from both of the other two lines/just Impa/Sheik to go now.

Day 443

Day 443;

Today was basically another day in my life.

But on today the carnival came to town and a football match was today also.

So about the football match how much did the team that you were supporting loose by this time?

Well here's the shock, it was a home game and they didn't loose it, now I should just state now that they didn't win, but they also didn't loose, meanwhile the next game that they are playing they are bribing people to buy tickets to come and see, they are bribing people with an offer of bangers n mash which is meal of sausages and mashed potatoes which can be very tasty indeed if the mash is  done correctly but then with the bangers there are many different types of sausages to choose from like there is those really thin sausages, Chipolatas, then there's those big juicy cumberland sausages, frankfurter sausages and there are many more types of sausages. Then there are the many different ways to cook them like you can cook them so they are actually burnt and others cook them so they are almost raw.

Today in Zelda, I only played a bit on Minsh Cap as I couldn't get onto my Wii today due to circumstances of me going to the football and in the evening I had to go to some firework display it was loud, so I missed Doctor Who; which was another of my reasons for wanting to get back earlier, than we did.

The phrase knowledge is power and where does your knowledge come from? Your head, where is your head? On top of your body, so the Triforce of power is the one that is on top of the trifler left to right it goes Wisdom them Courage, but what is the central missing part of the Triforce there to represent, It's there to represent the forth Goddess Hyilia, or is it there to represent the fourth Golden Goddess which was expelled by the Goddesses, due to the fact that it could have been a God not a Goddess or it could have been too chaotic for the former three Goddesses.

Fierce Deity Mask from MM enriches this conspiracy  as what is a deity? Naught but a creator God/Goddess.

Day 442

Day 442;

So the day that has been today/ day 442 has been and gone , and today I have played a bit more on Hyrule Warriors,and I watched the third and forth Harry Potter films.

As I had only actually seen the first 3 of the Harry Potter films in full before today, I stated that Prisoner of Azkaban was my favourite of what I had seen but now I have seen Goblet of Fire I can now say that I have a new favourite Harry Potter film.

So I shall do my bit about about Hyrule Warriors today in short, I maybe a bit of a Zelda nut but I'm almost no good at some of the actual playing of the games, then comes along this game which I'm unsure  of the franchise that it's actually part of? The Legend of Zelda game franchise or the Dynasty Warriors franchise? As I know it's a hybrid game but it's got it's own place in the Time line which is as I am thinking that I stated in a prior blogpost it slots in the time line many years after Twilight Princess as in the game it says the gates in time lead back to 3 places in time, I think that is what it says anyway, we'll it should be something like that.

Day 441

Day 441;

On this day I watched the first two Harry Potter films, they were both from the box set that Allergy had ordered, the second one is bette than the first one no end.

Even though Mr Lockhart almost ruins the second, but Tom Riddle isn't an anagram of Voldemort, or even I am Lord Voldemort.

The first book/dilm was called Harry Potter; the Philosophers Stone not as the American condition would have you to known as their fraudulent versions are called the Sorceress Stone, you could have it your way if perhaps the author was American, but she wasn't.

I have been playing some more of Hyrule Warriors today also Lana is a sorcerer/a witch, but I'm guessing that you could probably get male sorceress which would be called wizards.

Day 440

Day 440;

Now basically today was a day that was 2 days too early for Hyrule Warriors to arrive at the door today, but it came anyway.

The first I realised was when Allergy said to me that a box that she had just received had got Tini's name on it but kit was in a Nintendo box she said that she wondered what Tini had ordered, I knew what she had ordered but it's too soon for it to come out I thought that it maybe something else as didn't she put my name on the postal details?

Buy it could have been here name on the box as she payed for it, I'd have liked to pay for it but I couldn't as the only kind of bank account i have got is a Building Society account which is as I understand it a place where you put money to not use, I mean I could probably take some money out of it if I went into the physical shop but it'd probably be in bonds not cash, and the lack in an actual bank card.

Day 439

Day 439;

Now today was day 439 and I have watched another football match today and the team that I was supporting lost again but it was going so well for the first 82 minuets of play time, but it should have been the first 85 minuets as there was 3 minutes added on at the end of the first half of the game which the team that I was supporting Won 1-0 pity it's a game of two half's and the second half the team that I wa supporting managed to get the score to 2-0 before fading in the last 8 minutes of regulation time and the 4 minutes stoppage time which was to be added on, making the final score 2-3 to the team that was getting beat convincingly for the earlier period of play but it was just as if their legs had fallen off.

But I have found a nickname for my friend that I hadn't given a nickname to when I was last introducing you people to Yemoonie, and her nickname is going to be Goddessa, next up in this post I could explain why I have decided to call her this name, but I grow tired of explaining myself to you. maybe some other time.

But all I can remember about my conquest of Skyward Sword is from traveling to the captains little house and using the gust bellows to find the treasure chart.

Day 438

Day 438;

So today was the day numbered 438, and I had another athletics thingy today.

So today it was the day for some athletics again and Mr Big S beat everyone except probably Miss S but Miss S doesn't count as she is a helper, but now I'm thinking that I should move from that small story about the biggest person that was there apparently made up for the fact  that I managed to beat him in a running race last week, but I cannot remember this event.

But now I'm onto the running part of it as I thought the man that was leading the practise session said that we had to run to the second white line and then we had to walk back, so I jogged, it's safer that way, to the second white line expecting everyone to stop and turn around so I stopped and everyone else continued running off. so the next time I decided to follow the person in the next lane to me which was good seeing as he was quicker than me but then the little girl/young woman, I get confused started getting her knickers in a twist so I decided to slow myself down on all of the following races so that would finish at approximately the same time, to stop her getting her knickers in a twist.

Now some news on my progress within Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, within the game I managed to get the double clawshot however it's just called the clawshot, the double clawshot was an invention of a game that is set a long time after it in Taillight Princesses, The Goddess Hylia is the goddess of the 4th piece of the Triforce or rather the blacked out piece at the centre of the Triforce. But I  am thinking that there should be another golden piece of the Triforce,which should make it the quad force but then the other Goddess 4th creator Goddess was quite literally insane and she sowed the seeds of insanity and evil into the Hylian universe within the time of creation but the other three goddesses cast her out and the destroyed her piece of the Quadforce, or so they thought, but then she could be the creator of the Majora's Mask. So all of the shenanigans that I have put into my plan for a future Zelda game, I could write a fan-fiction about it, maybe.

Today Allergy learnt of the execution of the British aid worker in either Iraq or Afghanistan, and she was outraged. As he was an Aid worker he went out there to help (give aid) to people living in whichever war stricken country it was in, but just I don't think Allergy understands that the people that were doing the executing probably weren't those who he was helping, as he was most probably helping the baseline working people and the executioners were the islamic state militants who could be some people from this country which is why Allergy is feeling really sorry for David Cameron, as he can't win, as if some of the radicalised muslim people decide to come back to Britain there is no way to stop them, as if the UK stopped direct flights they could just get a flight into Paris, Madrid, Munich or any place in Europe and hop onto a plane to get redirected to England, but then Britain shall still have all of the British Aid workers still out there still, but trapped now unless they are taking a redirect route. But all of the easy access to Britain has been left wide open by the EU, so if Dave could work a temporary independence from the EU, then the British should have total control over it's borders to intern make it very difficult for anyone to return here without the having some of the correct checks done on them.

Day 437

Day 437;

So on this day I am going to have to star by thanking Apple for the free U2 album  that I received, it's called Songs of Innocents and I have to say that it's really quite good; in my personal opinion.

So today as well as getting assistance on the boss of the Legend of Zelda; Dungeon boss of which I was struggling on yesterday and today so that temple is now completed and the Triforce of Courage is now on the back of Link's hand.

But today it was the final day of the inaugural Invictus games, aka the Prince Harry games for his injured comrades, and I've got to hand it to him he knows how to put on a show even though the bit when he said granny whilst referring to the Queen it didn't sound convincing as if he actually has dough's that she is actually related to him, as I know that Diana is his mother and that she was the queens daughter in law when she had him that technically makes you her grandson, then if you'd like me to go into the bit about Charles not being his father I'm not going to make that unfounded assertion, as Charles must have like been like a father to him else wise why would he have listened to harries advise which made the royal family appear more like us, normalising them; as he did apparently when he called Her Royal Highness Mummy at the last thing which had the Royals involved in. As he is the most normal member of the Royal household, as he hasn't got everything correct that he has done but at least he tries.

Day 436

Day 436;

So it has been the day mentioned above, today it was the day of listen; the Doctor Who episode called Listen.

Well the Doctor Who episode was amazing if that is  the correct terminology for an episode that was about as complex as a basic maze but it was also about fears, fears is a subject that I have done a little about recently. I'm very keen on confronting fears and getting over them, which could be why I find myself left with one but I don't really see how I am to eliminate confront it.

So today I worked out how to get the boss key finally but it's this boss battle that I'm having trouble with now  I know what I have to do for  it but it's my hands just don't work at the speeds that are required of them like this is a basic time line of thought to action, 0:00 thought I should use the Nunchuck to move out of the way of the way of the monster, 0:05 the monster collides with my character taking one heart away, 0:06 thought why couldn't I have followed my own instructions? 0:07 u finally manage to move the character pity I was 2econds late.

Day 435

Day 435:

So it has been the day that I have numbered day 435.

What have you done today?

Yellow? Why have you suddenly decided to pitch in?

I was getting a it bored just sitting there at the back of  your mind, now answer my question!

Ok, ok pushy,  now what's there to tell about today, that I haven't forgot?

,,,

Now that is something Ica type about.

What?

Zelda or rather the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword,  as I have progressed a bit through the temple so I am now a chest and a boss battle away from receiving the first of the three sacred flames to power up the Skyward Sword.

The other thing that happened to me today was that I was typing to one of my female friends that wasn't the Russian one but similarly I was told I had a crush on this friend as well but this time it was by one of her friends whom i shall name Yemoonie for the process of this blog article this Yemoonie was, as most probably still is one of my friends friends, and I don't like being told how I feel about anyone especially something as inflammatory as love, as I did not yet have the foggiest idea of what love entailed, as i thought it was an emotion hat would jus pop out and thump you stating this is love but that didn't happen to me. It never has happened to me, I think I haven't got the correct facilities to determine what constitutes love.

But I have got a bonus fete for all readers which is as Allergy has got the got the fieriness bug.

Day 434

Day 434;

So it is the day that is numbered 434, and today I thought a bit more about socialism.

It was on this website, it looks intriguing but I don't understand why they're keeping the driving force of capitalism earthen they're world view, which is money. if you wanted to get rid of capitalism then all you should need to do is get rid of money. Then you've got the question of what to work for then, which is simple to answer as the answer is for the same reasons that you work now you may work to acquire money but why do you want money? To purchase other things with it, what if all things within society became free, as long as you pulled your weight, and everyone should pull their weight as everyone should have got a good enough education on the state.

Today I saw the below vide, it's awesome I was remembering having some great fun pretending to do some of the stuff that the two in the video do in real life around the school play ground all of those years ago, they were fun times. I almost did some of the tricks displayed some of the time from what I can remember and i remember twisting my ankle while attempting some of them also, but I wouldn't allow my accidents to hurt me, if it was ever in any risk of hurting I'd just have put as much pressure as possible on the injury to drive the painful feelings out of them.



An indépendant Scotland? Why not an independent socialist Scotland and if that new type of government works for them then why don't the rest of the GB join them, so GB could be the next socialist superpower but we could get it correct unlike Stalin, as his form of socialism wasn't actually an accurate projection of what socialism is actually supposed to be about, or so said the website that I linked to at the beginning of this post.

Finally I move on to the Legend of Zelda as today I got to the temple of the goddess of courage to find her flame, to make the Skyward Sword more powerful, as today I have unlocked the gate to get to the Faron, but I was thinking that Faron the Water Dragon could be an ancestor of the Zora.

Day 433

Day 433;

So every time that something bad happens to Allergy she usually will state something about Karma. now I have known about the religious implications of Karma for just about longer than her.

I know that ir goes hand in hand with reincarnation (even though they both don't have hands) so if you say "that's Karma I must have done something bad" which could mean that you haven't done anything bad but it was your "spiritual" predecessor(s) but as if I want to say that I may have been Hitler or Stalin in one of my previous lives which could be why I have had some bad fortune but I just don't know plus by saying it's Karmas fault for all of the bad fortune that happens to you is pointless as it is like stating one of my predecessors was a infant murdered in my mothers womb so that's  why I am super sucsesful within this life and I'm going to Nivarna when I die, I think that's the name of the place which is an exit for all of the souls. Which doesn't actually make any sense as if that was what happened the worlds population should be decreasing not expanding.

I went to the gym today also and my personal trainer stated that I was fearless,  as if he was saying crazy Savage the fearless, I wanted to make him read my blogpost for yesterday to disprove his irrational statement, but I couldn't.

So today Allergy attempted to sing some songs by Avril Lavigne and I told her that she sung a song called Skater Boy as it was the only song of hers that I could remember, probably due to the amount that it was played while I was smaller especially on Mondays when I used to go to roller blade (skate) club on mondays down the local sports centre, and allergy was taking the mic out of me as I knew one song of hers but I used to think of her as someone that was old but in the bellow video she looks so young.



But Allergy has reminded me that my incident with the car was in the July of 2007 so it was approximately 7 years and 2 months ago.

Day 432

Day 432;

Fears, what are they?

Fear (defined)

an unpleasant emotion caused by the threat of danger, pain, or harm:

"I cowered in fear as bullets whizzed past"

Well my only fear that I know I possess is irrational, the fear of bullets is a rational fear, as bullets can actually kill you, and end your futile existence on this rock earlier than otherwise, But my fear is one of kisses, or to put it more exactly any form of interpersonal contact which could be described as being intimate.  I can deal with other forms of physical contact because I have had to but not the intimate form, as I have never viewed it necessary to learn and I have never found out how to learn. Inline Skater Hockey is a contact sport which is very similar to ice hockey which I played until I was left with brain damage from a car colliding with me I never have never met the person that collided with me, not even to apologise for the inconvenience that I caused to them for causing them to stop and clean me off of their car, sorry for that if you happen to be reading this blogpost it happened just less than 7 years ago now, i think it happened in the October/November of 2007.

I have just been improving my knowledge on ISIS, the Islamic State thing not the goddess and it turns out I was incorrect in the name thing they actually have called a monotheistic sect after an Egyptian Goddess which is similar to them calling themselves Hera, Who is the Greek goddess wife of Zeus just as Isis is the wife of Osiris, both of the marriages were incest.



But now back to The Legend of Zelda, I'm still plodding along in the first game in the legendary timeline but I am also playing the second game in the timeline at the same time, which is Minish Cap.

But I remembered something that was said by Tini today also, and it was about Botox in the silivary glands as a an option to stop my drooling, but Tini was stating that some of her students elder siblings had the treatment and they lost their teeth, As she was saying this I was thinking is that news didn't the Botox specialist warn about that happening if I was to go ahead with that procedure and I am rather attached to my teeth, well they are attached to me, I don't really want to loose them. But I somehow don't think that Tini was actually talking to me when she was talking to the other person about that, it's funny how things go around here, all the stuff that I don't generally cre about gets told to me, like some H&S regulationsd, and just the majority of things that I could care about I have to listen in on the subjects.

Day 431

Day 431;

So it has been day numbered 431, the day of Spider-Man, or so I thought.

Not all of today was as tragic as the non starting of Spider-Man, which we had a deal to watch tonight as we watched another film last night of which I cannot remember the films actual name it was something like Desolate but it wasn't called that name it's based on a book but when I watched it I was with someone that had read the book first and they  kept stating how unbelievable it was that the films director had missed out parts,  that made so much more sense but the person that I was with said that the main characters mother was a whatever the name of the film/book as well as the main character, in the book as she actually says it to her where as in the film she only says she came from the faction that the main character left to go to, which she does in the book as well but then in the film it just leaves it at that instead of expanding on that figment of the tale, Divergent is the films name, I have just remembered.

So it was a decent film such a shame that they missed out some of the "key" parts, but I was wondering if her mother was a Divergent as well from the film as she moved out of the territory that is the most anti Divergent's they are like a religion they were all structured until someone starts thinking for themselves and that is what tees diver gents are the questioners of the authority/free thinkers within a very hostile to freedom of thought time, now I have never been to Texas but from what I have heard about it I would imagine a system that doesn't work too differently to the above mentioned one.

But what did you actually do today, other than think... 

Well I did some more athletics today, I still think that they think too much of me.

Just on news that  intrigues me more about Zelda, the Hyrule Warriors game is set to take place in the future on the timeline while time traveling around the world, but it look to me as if it's going on the ends of two separate of the forks within the timeline, as on one hand it has got Midna and Zant which are from the game Twilight Princess which turns from a separate fork to the one with Zelda I on it so why am I thinking that I have seen some pictures of in game stuff with it being Zelda I, i'm typing about being in relation to the new game that comes out on the 19th of September over here?

I really need to start writing a middle and an end for some of the tales that I wrote the first chapter to a long time ego.

Day 430

Day 430;

Now today has been day numbered 430, in my daily diary entry challenge.

But today I woke up late especially late as I haven't really been getting to sleep over the past 7 days, tithe the foam bed and all.

This morning i awoke from my slumbers after snoozing soundly on some beautifully solid springs instead of a squishy foam thing, but I'm thinking that I slept too well, as I didn't wake up in time to go with Tini and Mich to Tini's work placement so that Mich and myself could walk back home from a position along the way to the establishment that Tini works at, but I was in luck as neither was Mich awake at the time that Tini had to get off to work so we both missed the allotted time. So then when Tini returned to the abode we both (Mich and I) arranged to go out later wen Tini was going back to the establishment of her employment later on today so we got our little walk in later on, it was only about 2 miles/3200m or a good 40-50min walk.

But what happened today other than that? Wasn't there also that thing about Emu and Cman?

Oh yes that was it they went back off to there own home today after staying an extra night with us folks. But then it was they're car that wouldn't start due to some malfunction with the battery it looked as if it leaked some of the battery acid corroding parts of the battery, the car needed to be jumpstarted, as they left Mich commented that they should invest in a new car battery, so I hope they stopped off at a garage on the way home and the replaced the damaged part of the car, before they got home and they'd have to call up an insurer and a garage in order to rectify the fault in the car; as for a start it it'l be more hassle for everyone involved to deal with.

Day 429

Day 429;

So basically today was the real end of my holiday as in yesterday was the true end to it but I was still staying there until today when i travelled home to sleep in a proper bed, not one with a piece of foam as a mattress.

over the past 6 days i have met my KCAL target of which was set something like 2  weeks ago tomorrow. In order to keep my BMI at just over the perfect of 22 , at 22.14, which I managed to get today Now it'll be interesting to see if I can get my BMI to bang on perfect on the game, I have a feeling that it would be appropriate if I was to type something like. "fingers crossed on that happening" to dignify my hope that my BMI will equal exactly 22 one day, but I do not see how crossing my fingers can achieve the above mentioned task.

What I heard about on the radio today was Michael Palin's diary which he was promoting today on the radio, he hasn't done it like me as in writing it every night for the day that came before it but instead he has been writing it from something like 3 days in the future but if I did that I'd have forgot everything that happened to me on that day instead of just most of had happened to me, which could make for a more intresting read, if you are one of those people that would probably like to correct me when I typed read when referring to a blank page as any moron should know that you can't read a blank page. you could view it but you couldn't read it, I already know.

Day 428

Day 428;

So today is the day that it ends.

What ends?

My holiday, ends today.

But what did you do on your holiday today?

So today I walked into Bude, and I went on a rowing boat and I rowed one of the oars. Then I had lunch and I went to a museum which was about the Bude cannel which I had rowed a boat on earlier today. After that excitement I proceeded to a cafe like place which had one of the tables getting extremely excited every time that the little man that was doing the serving called out another order number, I ate some of the cakes but I hated the peanut cake when Mich fed me a slice of the cake. Then comes a lot of boring stuff according to the list that Allergy has made for me to tell me what I have done today, of which I am very thankful of. Now we walked back the cottage and I then ate a portion of sausage in batter and chips as the cottage that I was staying in has a fish n' chips van that comes around every Friday and sells food, I've had better, but it was cheep. Finally today we drove to the west coast to see the sunset but it was very cloudy on the coast, so I could only see a yellowish ball through the clouds but I got Allergy in the correct position to take the desired photograph by the people that wanted there photo taken as Allergy was about to take one with just them on the white background of clouds instead of with the setting sun in the back ground.

Day 427

Day 427;

So today I forgot what I had done for almost the whole of the day but then I asked Allergy, and she filled me in on what I had done, which was:

I went to port Isaac then I went to where Doc Martin was filmed, which is some comedy TV program I think, after that I went to some other Padstow, which isn't an Irish stowaway/a paddy stowaway, but it could have got it's name as it's on the south west of Britain and if you look on a map you see Ireland North and West from England as if before the thousands of years of costal erosion Britain, Ireland as well as the rest of Europe were all one giant landmass, as well as Asia, and all, probably, of the nations that are on the same tectonic plate.

But we were playing board games also tonight, my first was another defeat at chess but it was this time to Mich which could have been as I was playing stupidly as I got confused between my king and queen and that was only the stat of my board game troubles.

As then up next we had monopoly to play of which I managed to get the 4 stations and that's it I did have the electricity broker or the water broker but I swapped the one of the two and a property for my second station, but I can't remember how I got my third station, but the forth station I bought for 200 and Pal Mal, so that is how I got all of the stations (at least all of the ones that I can remember. But the player that I first made a deal with went broke first and the person that I made a  deal with second was the second person to leave the game as she landed on my stations and she couldn't pay her debts. But then Mich declared that he won.

Day 426

Day 426;

So today was another day of my holiday and I' thinking that I finally got to have a go doing the ice bucket challenge, well I think it was today.

So my adventure doing the ice bucket challenge consisted in me sitting in a chair then the bucket of icey water was dumped over my head my face was what people were actually looking at as I can't speak and apparently it was a picture, but I'll tell you why it was a picture, it was as I was expecting something properly cold to go on my head as it was supposed to be ice, and I'm being totally serious here when I am stating that the shower that I had afterwards was colder. I was wearing my PJ's when I was doing my ice bucket challenge as I didn't want to get my jeans stuck to me. I wonder if I get it onto the internet what kind of introduction I can add onto it, with me thanking everybody for my nomination, and my nominations for doing it, and all that jazz.

Tintagel castle was the place that I visited today on my Holliday Mich was saying that it's how castle's should be, and to that I wanted to say "like this? In ruins?" As it is a. Pitiful sight of a castle especially one of such myths like the myths of KingArthur, Merlin and the knights of the round table.

Which all stem from the part of the world that I was trampling around today.

Day 425

Day 425;

Ok so today I can't remember what happened to me today, except a lot of walking.

But I remembered some more things that I did yesterday it was on my zip wire experience without the zip. It was that Emz said that the person that was there with me actually strapping me onto the zip wire apparently asked whiter I had done it before, of which Emz answered truthfully, no, my thoughts were that I  must just good at following some instructions.

Some of the walking that I did today was some walking along the acorn path in Devon, I think, well it's either that place or Cornwall.

Day 424

Day 424;

So today I went to the Eden project, it was interesting especially as it had nothing to do with the bible, apart from the name.

Including a whole  load of stuff that I have forgot that I have done today, at least I had by the time that I came to write tis.

So what can I remember that I actually did I can rember going on the longest high wire thing either in the country that I live in, the continent or the world. But the thing was it was a zip wire without the zip/speed. 

Day 423

Day 423;

So today was day number 423 proper this time, unlike yesterday when I knew it was day number 422, hence the title, but I then typed today twice in the text, below.

But today I discovered that I didn't sleep very well in a foreign bed to usual, it was super uncomfortable, I much prefer my usual bed to this foam mattress, I am thinking about sleeping on the floor, as I had give or take five hours sleep last night as I went to the room that I was sleeping in at one am and then I had to brush my teeth and get change into my pjs, but then I was up again at six in the morning after I had rolled back onto my back, but I rolled back onto my front and I got back to sleep for approximately half an hour.