Day 264

Day 264;

So today wasn’t an ordinary day, as I went to London.

I spent the morning pulling Mich around, then I went into hospital and when I got out he spent the last part of my day out pushing me around the streets of big old London city, or Londinium if you’re a Roman, who used it as a major commercial centre for the Roman empire however the name, Londinium, is thought to predate the Romans and possibly even the Celts.

Now the reason I went to London was to get my self checked out for some anaesthetic thing that I am going to be sedated under some other time, anyway I got some of my blood taken, for testing, so I was sitting there with my sleeve rolled up and then the doctor carefully got a needle from beside of her and she used a piece of cotton wool to dab at my arm where the incision was going to be made then she stabbed the needle into my arm you know where the skin is weakest in the elbow crease, and the doc got three small tubes and put them inside of the needle in order to get my blood into them one after the other. It was fun watching the blood rush out of my arm and into the capsules.

But I just wanted to end this on a religious shenanigans part.

As a few of could know that before Fred Phelps died he was excommunicated from the church that he built that seems preposterous to me at first but then I remembered some of the false prophecies that he has preached over the years of his life like the one about the world that was going to end a couple of years back and it hasn’t and the one about him and his followers that none shall die as the rapture is going to come before they’re dead and he could have become even more delirious on his death bed.

Day 263

Day 263;

Ok so it's been this day today.

But today I got to see some just hatched Chicks.

Well they hatch in between when I went to see the eggs of them yesterday and when Tini went to check on them this morning,

But I believe it is time to tell all of you "good" people, well better than I, at least that Allergy has recently been complaining about the lack in the religious shenanigans for quite a few blog posts so I shall start with a death the death of Fred Phelps, as you probably already know who FP was but not in Allergies case, so I shall write a quick explanation, FP was the founder of a church, the Westboro Baptist church/the church of Gods hate the marched around with signs saying God hates fags and other stuff like that along side of the bible quote which could be read In away to state the same as the propos tedious state.

Credits to him he made more cohearent sense of the parts of scripture than any other.

But I'm not going to mourn him as I didn't even know him but nor am I going to dance around in jubalation, a little like ding dong the whitch is dead which is Fromm the wizard of oz I think.

All I have to say on the matter is that if you want revenge on him for doing something that you believe is important like a sibling of yours died in Iraq and they picketed the frie funeral.

Don'tgo after his funeral as what will that achieve? Some self gratification? You should go after his legacy,     

Day 262

Day 262;

 So it is a week until mothering Sunday, and I have been being forgetful today.

But at least I am prepared for next Sunday, almost.

But why was Wolverine fighting in the Battle of Dunkirk in X-men origins?

He's from Canadian but only the British, French, Belgium people (I don't know the Dutch?) and the Germans, Are the only three countries  with any people fighting in it. But I suppose the Canadians could have had some other beach assaults within the second world war.

Day 261

Day 261;

So it has been day 261.

I think they'll have got that from the title.

Ok.

Now just get on with the shenanigans about today.

Ok,

Is Ok all you can type? 

Ok... no it's not  but today I went to watch a football match the team that I support were loosing 1-0 by half time and then a little amount of time into the second half of the game they  opposition scored again making the score 2-0 to the opposition. now the game was looking lost 74 minutes played I think and then one of the team that I supports players scored making the score line 2-1. Then finally the team that I support came alive, and there was one controversial substitution by the team that I supports managers he subbed off a player that had been integral for the goal, but so the chant "you don't know what your doing" could bee heard come from some of my fellow supporters. But then within the next 10 minuets of the game the team that I support scored a second goal levelling the game at 2-2, by the final whistle. So it was a Draw making it a run of 3 games unbeaten. at least 3 home games unbeaten,  But the team that I support played terribly for the majority of the game but they managed to pull themselves together within the last 25 or s many minutes to scrape a point from a the jaws of defeat.

Day 260

Day 250;

So it's the day after my most view day of this blog, of all time I'm thinking.

Why? How many?

Ok it was as I, a looser, nobody, freak managed to have 63 people to look at my blog yesterday.

So what it's only 63.

Only 63?! 

Yep that's what I typed isn't it? 

Well yes you did but the emphases was supposed to be on the Only part, as in what do you mean only 63 as 63 page views is a massive number of views.

63 isn’t a massive number.

It is for me and this blog, but anyway I have been watching Sports relief into the early hour of the day that this is supposed to be posted on/day 261.

I enjoyed the show and a whooping total in access of £51,000,000 on the night raised.

Day 259

Day 259;

 

So today I had a little nap, I’m thinking.

 

Well the nap, was in the hospital today after I had taken two little capsules of ‘K’ or potassium. Then after a little time I had some other chemicals injected into my arm. It was all fun stuff, then after mine and Mich’s 2.5 hour long brisk walk around London we only covered about 5 miles, so Mich said, of ground so that speed equalled an average speed of approximately 1 mile in ½ an hour/2 mph the reason why I’m stating that it was only in 2.5 hours instead of 3 as we had a break of 3 hours in between the pre-operation shenanigans and the actual operation which had me laying down while they bombarded my head with radiation so they could see inside of my head and as a bonus they gave me a CT scan, and just to let the concerned readers of my blog know.

 

Concerned? Why would my of your Readers be concerned?

 

I don’t know, but it could be that your least favourite Savage could now have a glow in the dark head, or perhaps it was more on the point of why was it only 2.5 of the potential 3 hours that I did the approximately 5 mile trip, which was because I had to get back to the proceedings 0.5 an hour before the radiation scans and but the thing is that we could have actually been slightly late back for that I don’t know but what I do know is that the department for this thing was running late,  and just we had to eat out lunches first,, so that should make up for any of the discrepancies in timings.

Day 258

Day 258;

So it has been day 258...

Yes we all know. 

Good, now what I was about to type was that I have been to the gym today,

So how quick did you manage today?

I only got up to a little shy of 15 today.

Why? Slacker.

This week it couldn’t be avoided.

Yeah, sure it was unavoidable

But it really was.

Prove it. 

Ok, it started with the fact that there was no usual PT for me this week; instead he’d been replaced by a more stressed out woman person, but she wanted me to travel at only 5 but that has got to be slower than walking pace, so then as soon as I got up to 10 for the first time  she immediately told me to slow down and then she made me run differently so the third time, about, that I got up to 10 she allowed me to stay at that speed. I know what I should have done, I should have put the resistance up to 10 or something like that, instead of having it at the usual of 3. Bur then I only managed to get on 3 pieces of Gym equipment today as well/ I didn’t do enough to even break a sweat.

Oh disappointment.

Day 257

Day 257;

So today I have watched a football match, a proper football match without the American part, also without the striking resemblance to rugby football.

But also today I watched 5 DC comics films starting with Catwoman (staring Halle Berry), then moving onto the Dark Knight trilogy and finally ending up on the Man of Steel (I Mean the film not an/the actual Man of Steel else that would be latté awkward to explain).

But back to the proper football match that I saw. The score was 1-0 to the team that I support. Which means that the team that I supported won, which must be a first time this year that they have actually won a match, the team has managed not to loose, a match so far this year as I think that it was last week that they didn’t loose the match they just didn’t win, either.

Day 256

Day 456;

So today I am planning to write a bit on the other two chances for medals that team GB on the last day of their most successful Winter Paralympics ranking thanks to Kelly Gallagher who Got the Gold, also to Jade Everington that got 3 silvers and a bronze and finally the curling team that won team GB's final bronze to bring the tally up to 6 as of team GB Paralympics has only once managed to better with 10 in 1984.

But the other two racers that were in the hunt for medals on the last day of the Winter Paralympics team GB medal hopes were now resting on Miss Millie Knight and Miss Anna Turney. Millie Knight was a did great seeing as she's only 15 as did Anna Turney after stopping on her first ski down the mountain she only managed to pull out a decent run on her second but she managed to climb quite away up the leader board by the time that she'd finished skiing, but it wasn't enough.

Day255

Day 255;

So today was the ninth and final day of the Winter Paralympics.

Now it wasn't a great success for team GB on the accumulation of medals front for team GB today but team GB had already done enough to be sitting in 10th place in the overall medals table to stay in 10th position.

So how many opportunities to get a medal did team GB have to medal today?

GB had 4 chances to medal at the beginning of the day but by the time that it was GB's first event Miss Jade had to pull out of the competition due to illness which limited her to picking up her4 events and 4 medals of these Paralympics.

So that was Jade with a DNS if she had started she was most consistent of the three British skiers.

Yes I know that. but then Kelly, crashed out on her

now that is half of the GB medal chance.

Day 254

Day 254;

So it's finally been day as predictably as yesterday. But what wasn't predicted about today was the bronze medal that the Team GB curlers won today.

Well actually getting a medal today was more likely than not as there was only 4 teams in the curling competition today and there was only 3 medals up for grabs, so you've got a 3 in 4 chance of getting themselves a medal but the probability of them actually medalling had plummeted as all 2 of the other 3 teams had beaten them in the round Robin, but when it came down to it in the first match for today which was aganst Russia who managed to beat them 11-2, team GB fared worse off in the second encounter by a score of 14-3 and by scoring a new Paralympic record of 7 stones in the house counting for 1 end and they almost had the maximum possible of 8 but their skips stone was short.

So that was team GB's medal on the penultiminate day of the winter Paralympics, now I wonder how many if any more they get on the final day of competition?

Day 253

Day 253;

So today in the winter Paralympics I saw Jade have a gallant effort for gold when she made up all but slightly over half a second on the race leader which gave her, her 3rd silver medal of these games, her 4^th medal from 4 races, Now I would like to see her get medal number 5 in two days from me typing this but in only one day from when you can first see this, in her 5th and final event and will it be a gold, for the most prolific skier in this the best ski team that team GB has put together,

The best...? I’m not sure that they could beat the team GB able bodied skiers in the disciplines that they won their awards at, but it’d be interesting to se in a match up who would come out best. 

Well I meant the most accomplished, within a Winter Olympic/Paralympic campaign year.

Better.

Along side of the greatest (most accomplished) Team GB Winter athlete in Miss Jade Etherington there is also the first GB athlete to ever get gold medal on the snow at the Winter Olympics/Paralympics one Miss Kelly Gallagher and the finally it’s the youngest of team GB’s athletes the GB flag bearer for the opening ceremony the one they call Miss Millie Knight, so lets see if team GB can win the podium with as 1 2 3 for the three mentioned GB athletes?

 

I don’t know buy how awesome would that be, to see 3 British athletes on that podium?

Immensely awesome,   

So go on Jade, and your guide, Caroline.

So go on Kelly, and your guide, Charlotte.

So go on Millie, and your guide, Jennifer.

Also go on Anna Turney, but as you’re a sit skier so you don’t have a guide but if you manage to get a medal on the final day of competition as well as the 3 mentioned previously the four of you would be the 4 new, and actually real, British Goddess of snow.

But then tomorrow/today/the day that is set to be posted Team GB have a lot of hopes for this day in competition well actually the same amount but it seems like more as they have got the curling team in action again will team GB manage to pull off a David and slay the Goliath? I’m sorry I know it’s a terrible pun, well what you expect it’s a biblical pun.

So go in team GB curling.

But then it’s later on this day that Mr James Whitley, Mr Mick Brennam and Mr Ben Sneesby, each have they’re eyes on medals before this morning. I would actually like to be there competing with you people out there on the snow but I don't really know how to even get myself selected, plus I haven't actually been on skis since my last trip to Austria, Kitzbuel, before the accident that turned my life almost inside out, which was almost 8 years ago. So I don't know if I can ski anymore, but I am going to hazard a guess at the point that I can as it may have been a head injury that I sustained but I can still skate outside on my inline skates (like ice skates but they have 4 wheels on instead of metal blades).

 

So go on James,

So go on Mick, yes you and your Mono-Ski,

So go on Ben,

 

That brings up another point about the Paralympics Winter, why aren't there any ice skating? As there was in the Olympics Winter?

Day 252

Day 252;

Channel 4 corrected the mistake before I checked them this morning which was while I was watching the first game today which was dubbed by the hysterical C4 crew the "Mira-curl on ice" as they were trailing by 4 points  6-2 to the US then from nowhere a spectacular 5 stones lying shot to team GB to make the score 7-6 to GB going into the 8th end without the hammer but then USA manage to get 1 stone lying shot for this end to make the score 7-7 so they have to play the 9th and a deciding  end, but this time it's GB with the hammer and the US skip (skipper/captain)' has his last stone to play a draw to the button/a takeout of GB's stone that was closest to the button (the centre of the target) to make the GB skips shot as hard as possible to hopefully get the steal and the match but  then unfortunately for the US they didn't make the shot, they lost 8-7.

But in other curling news Finland won their second match of the tournament, it was against Canada with a score of 12-1.  So the day after tomorrow it shall be Team GB verses Russia after team GB came fourth they lost to China in they're second match of today, and Russia beat Slovakia, which puts them into first position with only one lose throughout the round robin.

Also tomorrow/today Miss Jade  has another medal to collect if she can stay standing for the whole event.

Ok now I think that I may have forgotten to inform you, all of you; the 7 people that may have viewed my page yesterday. That I went back to the Gym yesterday and I managed to get myself back up to peek at speeds of 20+KMPH again this week on the cross trainer, the + was probably only something like .1/.2 but I made it as an a little after 10 minutes treat to myself and then I went on something that I have forgotten but it’d logically be something like the chest press, or alternative arm strengthening gym escarpment but then I went on some of the leg weights but this week it was the turn of the easiest weight machine and the hip abductors followed up by the rowing machine at the end, it was a short 1000 m row .that I managed in just under 10 ,minutes, 9,52 I think.

Day 251 @C4Paralympics

Day 251;

Now I know that I was a little late on getting yesterdays post live.

A little late?  The cheek of you big moron. It was 12 hours late.

Ok, sorry, for playing down your distress caused by my computer.

You should be.

Now the reason why I have added a twitter tag thingamajig onto the end of my title is because I have made a slight revelation about the scouring system of the curling games won tally on they're site and the only means of contacting them is via tweet, their maybe other ways of getting in contact with the C4 Paralympics team but I haven't found it yet at least I may even sign up for a twitter account as well just to make this point

As it is about team GB's Para Curling team as they have got 4 wins and 3 loses so they are in joint 3rd place with Slovakia but then they should be in 3rd position as they beat Slovakia 12-2. But from the standing on the standings on the Channel 4 (C4) website the below is the standings table from This website.

Russia Q	7	1
Canada Q	6	1
Slovakia	4	3
China	4	4
United States	4	4
Great Britain	3	3
Norway	3	5
South Korea	2	5
Sweden	2	5
Finland	1	6

Please note according to this list
Russia have won 7 and lost 1, played 8, 1 more game to play tomorrow.
Canada have won 6 and they have lost 1, played 7, 2 more games to play tomorrow.
Slovakia have won 4 and lost 3, played 7, 2 more games to play tomorrow.
China have won 4 and lost 4, played 8, 1 more game to play tomorrow.
United States won 4 and lost 4, played 8, 1 more game to play tomorrow.
Great Britain won 3 and lost 3, played 6 3 more games to play tomorrow.
Norway won 3 and lost 5, played 8, 1 more game to play tomorrow.
South Korea won 2 lost 5,played 7, 2 more games to play tomorrow.
Sweden won 2 lost 5, played 7, 2 more games to play tomorrow.
Finland won 1 lost 6, played 7, 2 more games to play tomorrow.

But team GB only have 2 more scheduled for tomorow and then that's it the round robin has finished down to sudden death . Who ever blinks first is demoted to the bronze medal match and then if you blink again your off home just as all of the countries that hat failed to reach as far as you.

Day 250

Day 250;

Now it had been a day, yesterday.

I'm sorry for the delay I had got another story wrote up for yesterday but my PC froze so I had to remember what I had wrote about yesterday which I think I should inform you (good?) people that I wasn't very successful in the task, of remembering.

But I can remember that there was 2 wheelchair curling matches of which team GB had to face yesterday and one was against Finland they hadn't won any of their former matches and they haven't won any of their matches since but they managed to sportingly slaughter team GB the final score was 13-4 to Finland. But there was me thinking that the games were supposed to be getting easier since they played the favourites in the first match and they avoided suffering an as spectacular defeat as they managed to 3 to Canada's 6.

But thankfully for they they managed to build on the defeat and they got a victory in the evening match which was against Slovene.

But elsewhere in the Olympic park as Kelly Gallagher the winner of team GB's only ever gold medal on snow and Jade Etherington the most decorated team GB athlete from these winter games with one silver and one bronze, Kelly DNF in her race but Jade did she qualified in 4th place of five places but there is two parts of the combined which were supposed to run one after another, but the second discipline which was supposed to follow it was postponed but I have got another surprise... it is that only three of the competitors actually qualified for the postponed medal competition as two of the competitors got disqualified which was the Russian that was in 2nd place and the Australian that was in 3rd position which brings Jade up to 2nd and the American into the final medal spot, so discounting any disqualifications Jade has her forth medal in the proverbial bag 

Day 249

Day 249;

So it has been the third day of the Winter Paralympics so we’re a third of the way through but by the time that you have will be having your first opportunity to view this days post it’ll already be day 4 of the competition as it would have been for the half an  hour prior,

But today it was an excellent day for the Team GB athletes With Kelly becoming the first British athlete to get a gold medal on the snow in the Winter Olympics and being the first British Para-athlete to be awarded with a gold medal, but Jade from being awarded the silver medal in the downhill event now she’s got the bronze medal from today’s event Do you think that she’ll be able to get a gold medal from these games as well as the is at the moment the most decorated of all of the team GB athletes at these winter games, But she still needs a gold to make it a full house of medals but if she gets it and another bronze she’ll be as well decorated as the whole of Team GB able bodied team.

But in the Wheelchair Curling, Team GB destroyed there opponent in comfortable enough style as they may have lost 2 in the first end but then they got themselves back on level terms in the first end that they had the hammer but then they had 6 more from that position to play but through some excellent playing they didn’t need the hammer as the opposition had the hammer for all 5 of the concluding ends before they conceded the game on the last end at the score of 12-2 to Team GB.

Day 248

Day 248;

So day 248 has past me by and it's been another interesting day for Team GB.

Well it's been interesting for Team GB Paralympics at least, as after one lose yesterday in the curling, they bounced back today and they won both of their matches today.

But the second game today was spectacular, as they won the first 3 ends by 1 stone to 0 each was a steal and then in the 4th end they lost it by 2 stones making the score 3-2 then the hammer had switched sides so Team GB had the hammer and they lost the first 2 ends that they had the hammer in so the score was 3-4 to the Koreans going into the 7th end but then the score suddenly was 8-4 to team GB as team GB had just managed to pick up a hefty 5 pointer end in end 7 then it was just a job of keep the circles clear to end the game in the final end,

Day 247

Day 247;

Now today was day 247 or day 1 of the Winter Paralympics.

Now I didn't get to watch much but as soon as I had woken up this morning I went down stairs to watch the woman's visually impaired Downhill ski the first thing I saw as I got down stairs Jade Etherington winning her, and team GB's first medal of these Winter Paralympics, it was a silver. 

So I'd like to state my greatest congratulations I remember from an interview after one of the British athletes said that there vision was like they were looking through bubble wrap when they were going down, now I have never experienced that sensation neither while I was skiing or normally walking around but I'm guessing that my visual impairment must be a lot more mild than yours as I can gain some of my sight if I put a pair of spectacles on. With my vision it only looks to me as if I'm looking out of frosted glass. But I think that one year I had broken my spectacles on a ski trip, they had fallen down off of my head or I had jus gotten fed up with them steaming up while I was skiing so I took them off, it makes it quite a lot more difficult but it's not impossible, just as the athletes today proved.

Also on the Paralympics I saw the Team GB curlers loose out in their first match to the Canadians.

But in good news the football team that I Support won a match/

Wow really. what happened to the other team, did they not turn up?

No they turned up, and so did the team that I support for the first win of the year it's only taken them 3 months to get a win.

The score was 2-1 with all 3 of the goals coming from the first half.

Day 246

Day 246;

 So it is the day after being told that I was anti-religion, and I have just noticed I haven't told you why I took exception to that statement.

But not to worry I shall in today's,

As if they were worried.

I took exception to her statement as she included within it the statement that I have got this blog to insult everyone that doesn't agree with me on the fact that there is next none within the foundational documents of the main modern-day religious texts which where were thousands of  years ago, sorry Islam I forgot about you but I have heard some Muslims call that the Torah validates the Quran when it does no such thing it's obvious that the persons writing it or Mohammed regurgitate some swill that he heard the local preacher cough up which is why he had so many errors within his retelling,

But even I include that, observation, within my insults to the religious that would still only be two that I can remember insulting not all, Where have I insulted Sikhs, Hindu or even the Jedi?

The Winter Paralympics opened today, so I have got a schedule of television to watch, for the next I don't know 11 I think days,

Day 245

Day 245;

 So this was the day after yesterday, as it was a dash that I have numbered 245'.

Now Allergy has made an observations on today that I dislike.

So? What's the change there you don't usually like her comments. 

Nothing's unusual about that fact it was more of a thing she was attempting to do.

What, you mean sing?

Well, yes how did guess?

Simply, as you said she was attempting to do and what is it that she is almost always attempting to do if not sing?

Ok, fair point,  and she got up to some words in the song that I hadn't heard before, in that place in the song that shat she was howling.

She made a point that as thee lyrics  included the od G word, and Allergy immediately said that I am Anti-religion.

Day 244

Day 244;

So today it’s the turn of the day I have numbered 244.

Today was another gym day today, on the cross trainer I didn’t manage to get up to my quickest speed of somewhere over 20, in fact I only managed a pitiful 15 point something as a quickest speed. But this time no excuses for my lackadaisical performance I just wasn’t quick enough, I know that that could class to some as an excuses but I meant it only as a fact.

Also at the gym today I got a free goodie bag type thing which had the text; 1 life, wrote on it (so it’s obliviously not by a Christian, or any other religious, organisation as isn’t there a loop hole within religions which state you have at least one more life after this one which lasts forever and sounds pretty boring to me, unless your in a religion which believes in reincarnation which means that there should be perpetual balance in the world of creatures dying and being born which is very tricky to prove or disprove).

In my 1 life bag I got a car windscreen scraper, a towel, a drink bottle and a pair of head phones but only one of the ear pieces actually worked so I could say it was half decent the other half rather wasn’t.


Now just the football scores for  the British home nations were favourable from a British perspective you have to go to northern Ireland  which is part of Great Britain (and Northern Ireland) until you could celebrate anything other than a victory for any of the British teams as they got a 0-0 draw against Cyprus, so the complete list of results were as follows:

England 1-0 Denmark
Wales 3-1 Iceland
Poland 0-1 Scotland
Cyprus 0-0 N Ireland

So it's a massive congratulations to the welsh for making a proverbial mince meat out of  Iceland.

Day 243

Day 243;

Ok, today I went to watch another football match, you know proper football with the round balls and some actual feet contacting the ball?

Like this ...

 

But the team thatg I went t support didn't loose the match which is a first, for this year at least.

Memories of Molly still linger around it seems so weird without a dog around the house. It hit me how much I relied on her today as I walked off outside to finish my muffin at lunch today . She was an epic vacuum cleaner of all of the crumbs that I accidently dropped on the floor. Irrespective of the meal she was always there to clear up after me but no longer, is the case.

Day 242

Day 242;

t is the day that started the new era. Algey shot down my idea of  getting a furless/hairless dog with her agreement with Tini that they are ugly.

May I please remind you this is the same girl that used to like Chihuahua's and now likes Pug's,  Both of which are breeds of dogs that I don't really associate with having much fur. Probably as the Pug dog breed has shed pretty much all of it's hair before I get to see any of them.

But I thought that one of my friends had a Pug the last time that I went around his home at least, which was many years ago, and then some (approximately 10 years ago).


But I could be wrong, it wouldn't be unheard of.

Noe just as Algey was reading through the specification for the Pug dog and then she stated that the dog is her perfect match except the parts which stated that the dog snots and shenanigans like that which she added that it's a perfect pet for me also as I do all of those things.

 

Day 241

Day 241;

So today was an end to an era, an era I shall miss so much.

As today was the end of Molly, who was this Molly I know that a few of you could state Molly was a dog, she was Tina's last dog and she was the last one to grace the halls of place that live. She was 102 approximately in dog years which in human years is a number higher than 14.5 but not quite 14.6  which makes her the oldest dog that Tini has ever owned but sadly her last dog of owning unless anyone wants to convince her that furless dogs aren't ugly.

As she now has an allergy to dogs fur.

So it has been a pretty miserable day then has it?

Yes. 

Day 240

Day 240;

So another day of my life has rushed past me in an almost boring fashion.

Son what did you do today?

As if you don't already know... I have been at my aunts new home, it's only a 20 minute, or however long it took us to get there, drive away from my home which is strange as she never used to live so close in actual fact her old job had her in a different country.

Ok so it wasn't a social move it was a business move?

Yes and no, yes it wasn't a social move and no it wasn't as part of her business plan as she works in Universities.

I have no clue in the nature of my helpfulness all I know is that I was called helpful for going with them.

Instead of going with them I would have preferred to have stayed at home and got my episode 7 of the Sunday Savage completed but I'm guessing that it is going to have to wait another week at least and I should really take this opportunity to  make some of the animations better and I should just make the whole thing look better, so that is my mission for the next seven days, make my YouTube project astatically better.

Day 239

Day 239;

Wow today was a busy day on my blog, as I have had 28 page views on it but why?

I don't know, you only had the tragic story of the young Muslim girl that died on her wedding night and you covered the two potentially contradictory, with each other, biblical guidelines for having sexual intercourse.

But I have thought of some examples of when it used to happen where the woman may think that the husband is sinful, so therefore logically no sexual intercourse may take place unless the man wanted it, but then it can't as the wife thinks that it is sinful but then the man wants it, and then the chain repeats itself for a potential infinity.

So what would be the circumstances that you have thought of that could allow those events to take place?

If she was a rape victim of the man then back in the olden days rapists were forced to marry there victims Well the one that they're collared for at least.

By the term collared I meant arrested.

Which brings me onto the topic of the Monument Men which is another film by and staring Mr George Clooney. It was Mike, Alice and myself that went to the Cinema/Pictures/Flicks to see today. The film was a decent comedy pity that there was only 3 of us in the cinema tat thought it was, me., Mike and a third person who was sitting somewhere behind us. But I think I managed not to laugh at the too inappropriate parts/ when the British contingent or the French contingent died leaving a full American line up for the final mission when they leave a flag behind for the approaching Russians it's a US flag which Ali thought it wasn't very diplomatic in light of the people who died. But it may have been based on a rue story but that was probably about it and pretty much none of daft/heroic shenanigans that they got up to in the film did they get up to in reality. 

Day 238

Day 238;

So today I have been...

Now don’t tell me you’ve forgotten!

I’m Sorry but I have.

Grrr...I said don't tell me!

What about that contradiction that you spotted on that website?

What you mean the slight contradiction between two of the 7 biblical principles that you can use as a guide, to your sex life.

if you woyld like to read the full list, or the complete article that I got it from, and just the one thing on the list that they keep coming back to and saying Do Not Do, is one act of fornication/the one act that a friend of mine that says she’s a Christian has done and she’s even got a child from it.

 

http://www.christian-marriage-today.com/sex-in-the-bible.html

So the two suspect “principles” that I am going to go into today are the following two...

• You should not persuade your spouse to do something that she or he believes is sinful. Romans 14:1,14
• You should never withhold sex from your spouse unless it is by mutual consent.  1 Corinthians 7:5

So it at first is stating that you shouldn’t persuade your spouse to do anything that he/she believes  is sinful, and then it goes onto state that you should never withhold sex from your spouse unless it’s by mutual consent, you don’t see the contradiction? How about what if the thing the he/she believes to be sinful is the spouse? As in olden days quite a high percentage of marriages would have been arranged, and even today a small percentage of marriages are arraigned, which reminds me of a story that I read a while ago it was a story of a Muslim Man and his wife, who I think was only 12/13 at the time so she was a young girl and the story went on about how she’s dead now as she died on the wedding night.  Well what I was about to state was that mutual consent means that both of the people what it so if only one of the two of the two of you wants Sex the other has to oblige.

Now I’ve got an idea for episode 7 of the Sunday Savage so If you’d like to watch that episode I’m going to be attempting to create it for the following Sunday.
 

Day 237

Day 237;

As today was another gym day but I failed to reach 20+ speed on the cross trainer this week, which sucks as I got so close just for my foot to come off, I got to a speed of 19.9.

So the hip abductors I'm still lifting the whole stack.

I didn't actually do much with my arms this week except a cross trainer and Everest, I'm not even sure it is actually called Everest but my personal trainer that bosses me about, always says stuff like let's see you climb Everest before you go,

Ok so my personal trainer told me this week to search the internet for  British Paralympics surrey university.  He said that I should look for sitting down sports, I'm not sure but I don't think that chess actually counts as a sport.

Oh darn it.

But I know what my Personal Trainer thinks that I should be classified as.

Irt is as a paraplegic,

Now what is paraplegia?

Surprise I know but I didn't exactly know but I gather that it's something to do with not having full control over your legs I used Wikipedia and it said...

Paraplegia is an impairment in motor or sensory function of the lower extremities. The word comes from Ionic Greek: παραπληγίη "half-striking". It is usually caused by spinal cord injury or a congenital condition such as spina bifida that affects the neural elements of the spinal canal. The area of the spinal canal that is affected in paraplegia is either the thoracic, lumbar, or sacral regions. If all four limbs are affected by paralysis, tetraplegia is the proper terminology. If only one limb is affected, the correct term is monoplegia.

That despite my legs work fine, well fine enough to lift 150 kg I think on the hip abductors. So I am confused.

Day 236

Day 236;

So today has been the day numbered 238 by me.

Yes, I think we know that, already.

Ok, I know your part of me and all that jazz , but how stupid are you if you only think that.

The answer to that question is as you know, very. 

 Ok so should I get on with the main topic now?

Which one the topic about how your favourite Football team lost 1-0 today?

No not that news, I mean the one about me on my roller blades today.

Oh, you mean that you staked it when you were standing still

Yes.

Fine.... go ahead.

Ok well, I was standing upright while I was in my roller blades and I had stopped outside the backdoor of my home, I fell forwards and Mike rushed outside to “help” with what I am still unsure of but I am confused with the reason for me falling and of my reasons for me not trying to stop me falling as I have vivid memories of me attempting to stay stood up when ever I was about to fall, in the local skate park, it was like my mind had been blanked for that instance.

I didn't shatter any of my teeth in the progress which surprised Tina. My teeth are in about the same condition as they where before the previously mentioned occurrence. So I only bashed my left knee and my chin. I also bit my lip, but that cased me to have a mouth full of blood and my teeth were being a bit irritating, So I brushed my teeth and I drank a mug of milk,

Day 235

Day 235;

It was the day numbered 235 today, So what did I do as the Winter Olympics is now over?

I don't know what did you do?

Liar, yes you do know what he did. As you did it also.

Ok now that's enough of typing so accusingly yellow.

Well I have been searching the internet for some more stuff to do as Mike told me that I should really be getting inspired by the Olympics so I can have something to do for the next part of mylife as he knows a another dissabled person that lived up the road from my home that won a medal at the 2012 Olympics.

So I have been searching for something to do. I found a sport it's called sledge hockey it's like ice hockey but it on a sledge not skates. I'll tell you of another sport that's also like ice jockey, it's called inline Skater Hockey, which is a fun game to play.

I also went outside today to play on my roller blazes which are the implements used to skate in inline skater hickey. I noticed something wrong with my legs when I was skating round in them, it was that my legs were suffering of tremors which could be a symptom of the "full body distonia" that I supposedly have but I'm not sure.

Day 234

Day 234;

So here it is day numbered 234 my glasses/spectacles broke today which was a brilliant day for them to break as it was the last day of the Winter Olympics today,

Oh the irony,

So I missed all of the bobsleighing today, as well.

unbelievable.

Well I know that it is believable as it happened.

So what actually happened to them?

Well I was kneeling on my bed with my specs on my head when they suddenly came loose my memory is actually a bit fizzy on the details but I know that I was kneeling on my bed and my glasses tapped the wall next to my bed and then the spectacles had fallen down the side of my bed, so I went underneath my bed to retrieve them, and when I received them I discovered that one of my spectacles aims had come lose and fallen off, well the screw in between the lenses and the arm had come out of it's hole. So I later found my prescription sun glasses and I wore them to see the whole of the Olympic closing ceremony.

But now I would like to state my opposition to the current Judging/refereeing system to do with the Olympics and yes it is something to so with Miss Christie who was robbed of her chance to compete in either the Gold medal match or the seeding competition. I know that Miss Christie is probably over it by now but I'm not, I get myself hung up on these lapses in justice all of the time, not literally.

But I know what the judges on Olympic competitions need to have microphones built into their outfits, like the referees in Rugby, so then we can hear what they are saying and the Olympic screens that they show some of the replays on they should show the sections that the Judges are reviewing on the footage that they are reviewing, with their talking.

Day 233

Day 233;

It is that time again for me to bore your socks off/on but if you come here it’s your own faults. But due to prior arrangements I couldn’t really watch the Winter Olympics today.

The prior arrangements was a football match between the team that I support and some team beginning with P, there name didn’t have 2 o’s after the P as they played better than the team that I was there to support for the majority of the 90 minutes.

But now I shall tell all of you people about one of my minds tangents that it wandered off on.

Warning it was some religious Shenanigans. 

A while back I wrote a page of text which was called “If God is love then my name is the Tinkerbell”. 

Of which I do not think it is the case from the evidence presented but I am not sure about both of those questions, as I went on to explain that if God, the Christian God, was actually real and he personally created me as he “loves” me so much he even decided to give me the critical faculties to see through some of the deception that are within the Bible like the bible passage that says that any person that truly believes in God, the Christian God, can be bit by any snake and they will live, which is the part that I’d like to draw a citole round today as have you recently heard the tragic news of a snake handling preacher that has died of snake bite.

Then why didn’t he give the poor dead pastor the same critical faculties to see that passage from the bible was a lie/deception/not the complete literal truth.

Well obliviously there’s many get out clauses for the religious that want to claim that there isn’t a word of deception within the Bible and the pastor mustn’t have been sincere enough in his believe, but then why would he do something like this, if he wasn’t sincere in his belief? It’d be like me saying I don’t believe that I’d die from a bullet shot through the heart, so I get shot through my heart and I’d have had to decline any medic treatment. I’d just be dead and my body could have been burnt to ashes and scattered to the winds, or my body could be devoured by another living creature.

Day 232

Day 232;

So it's another one of those days, another day that starts with 2 and ends with 2, now how many have we had so far? 6 I think.
1.2
2. 22
3. 202
4. 212
5. 222
6. 232

I remember yesterday stating that I had high hopes for today at the Olympics for the Team GB, As the  had 1 define medal and 2 could be medals.

The one definite medal was a silver as the men at curling just outplayed by Canada in the final.

 Which I can now say that this Winter Olympics has been officially the equal best Winter Olympics ever since it began, or that Team GB stare competing according to Wikipedia.

But the speed skating duo didn't manage to medal the GB competitor that I said would be lucky if her times counted by the way that the Judges kept penalising her, As today started off so well for her with her winning her group convincingly, but then it was in her seminal last lap when she takes her outside line and she had passed the Chinese skater but the Chinese skater ,wasn't giving up so she attempted to cut back in front of the Team GB lady/woman, the Chinese woman wasn't even on the crack, as you could tell by the track marker that went flying up, before she took out the GB lady, which the actual act of taking the GB lady out wasn't deliberate, as I believe that she just staked it into the GB lady who was ahead at the instance of the collision so the judges should have promoted the team GB lady to the final and not just penalised both of the women.

But te day ended on a high for one of Britain's home nations as Wales managed to beat France in a six nation Rugby Football match it's a game that is very much like American Football but...

Tomorrow/today/the day that this was posted The Tam GB bobsleigh team is going for a medal. and not forgetting Tea GB's Alpine skier one Mr Dave Ryding. I wish all of you competitors the best of fortunes, but carpe diem, seize the day.

Day 231

Day 231;

Today has been a good day due as a start The GB women managing to come through in the bronze medal match against Swiss as it was tied at 5-5 going into the final end the GB women had the hammer so they knew that all they had to do was to just keep making the shots to make it as easy as possible to possible for the teams skip/Miss Murhead to just place it down the centre line and get it directly on the bull.

So now I have to wait for tomorrow/Day 232, to find out how Mr Murdock does in his gold medal match tomorrow (or today if you're reading this on the day that this is scheduled to be posted/the day numbered 232.

So now GB is at lest guaranteed to equal their all time best in the Winter Olympics it just depends on how well Mr Murdock does in his 10 ends, possibly 11, and the other events that Team GB can medal on day 232 is the speed skating which is the 1000.M by one Miss Elise Christie who should be able to get a medal as she's quick enough but she's still got her quarter final, semifinal and then she should be able to take a medal home with her  be it gold silver or bronze after that race has finished, however from what I have seen from her from this Olympic campaign so far is that she'll be lucky if her actual finish time is counted as the people at these games seem to like too disqualify her. But I won't forget the other British competitor in the Team GB squad who has a match (or skate) tomorrow is one Mr Jon Eley who is competing in the 500 M speed skate.

So tomorrow/today is set up to have a lot of action from Team GB's perspective and we haven't even got onto the British bob-sleigh team yet. 

Day 230

Day 230;

Today I have had another day of enthralment in front of the television due to the wonderful sport of Curling.

Ok so I'll start with the bad news for team GB but good for Canada as the majority of you people probably already know that Canada beat team GB's women in the Curling semifinals which limits the GB women to getting a bronze medal at best when they next play China for the Bronze medal play-off's, meanwhile the only other position is forth position which is outside of the medals.

But GB men have guaranteed a medal of either Silver or Gold if the men loose their match so it's a Silver that they are awarded and the women come forth then it team GB would have reached the heights that they reached back before the Second World War as that is hoe long it has been since they managed to get three medals, 1 Gold, 1 Silver and 1 Bronze, it was in the Winter Olympics of 1936 when they managed to get that, and the goal that has been set for them before the start of this tournament was three medals, team GB might just get four to equal their all time best which was back in the first ever Winter Olympics, that they competed in at least 1924' which were 1 Gold, 1 Silver and 2 Bronze.

But my younger sibling brought up a half decent point as team GB has got a chance to do a Mario style 1-up to their medal tally if only that speed skater doesn't get disqualified before or during the final in her next event the 1000 M speed skate. I'm not attempting to look as if I'm being  harsh on her but I saw her skate her heat for the 1000 M and if I may say it was impressive, the one that I saw was from her position in the outside lane but honestly when you have got speed like that why do you tend to hug the inside line of the track, if you had done that race in either of the two previous races there is no way that they could legitimately disqualify you?

But the Team GB men's match was another match which came down to the final end as the opposition to Mr Murdock's team started off the game with the hammer so they blanked the first end, so they held the hammer the Mr Murdock's team orchestrated a  steal, then the Swedish managed to take 2 on there next hammer, but now I am about to  shift to the tenth end, so the score is 5-4 to the Swedish GB have the hammer but the Swedish player 4 sends his stone to take out the British stones but he makes an incorrect shot, accidentally taking out the Swedish stones, but now Mr Murdock you can almost tell that he is saying thank you for that shot as he send his final stone down to take the two stones, and the match. 6-5 to the four from Scotland, Great Britain to garantee that team gb at least equals the target of 3 medals.

Day 229

Day 229;

Woah today I have just achieved something very improbable. As I was just sat down on my own in my room with my tablet, so I decided to do something fun with my brain, so I loaded up the SUDOKU application, then I clicked play it showed me the select difficulty screen so I selected expert difficulty as I wanted to waste 20-30 minutes of time and then 13 minutes and 47 seconds later I had completed it with 0 mistakes. Woe I never thought that I’d be able to do that especially seeing as I always tend to make one mistake be it a slip of my finger or I actually got it wrong.

It may be a positive omen of stuff to come for Team GB in the Sochi Olympic games or it maybe a positive omen for the football team that I support or thirdly and most likely it's nothing of the sort and it's just the product of a mistake on my part as i was attempting to click the pencil tool and I actually hit a tile which just so happened to be the correct tile and from there it was simple;.

I see what you mean, if you could do it I'm betting that even Yrllow could do it

Ouch how cutting

But I would like to state my congratulation to all, not just the British ones, that have competed and are about to compete in this years Winter Olympics I have enjoyed watching all that I have watched even the parts when the commentators make fools of themselves like like in the Curling when they say something like the GB skip has an easy shot now they just need to put enough weight on the stone, but then the GB skip doesn't put enough weight on it or they play the stone to a different place on the target.

Mr Murdock or David to his friends, of which I'm not, played an absolute beat of a shot for his potentially final shot of his Olympic campaign to save his and his teams chances of  earning a medal in the men's curling at the 2014 Winter Olympics as it was end 10, the final end, they were 5-4 down and he could have played it safe just to take 1 to turn the score to 5-5 make the match last 11 ends  but then the opposition would have had the last stone advantage/the hammer, but so Mr Murdock played a promotion shot, a shot to promote one of his stones into the target area taking out both of the oppositions stones to give him two stones closer to  the centre than any of their oppositions stones to in-turn win the game for them 6-5, by the four hands of the two sweepers they actually made the shot, which gave them the two more points that they needed to reach the semifinals so they now have a 75% chance of getting a medal rectally the same probability as the GB women, so if they both win there semifinal match they'll both be leaving the Olympic tournament with either a gold or a silver medal and that would mean that Team GB would have beat their target of three winter Olympic medals but then if they both loose their first match tomorrow they both have a 50% chance at claiming a bronze medal. 

Day 228

Day 228.

So it has been another one of those days, a Monday. I realise that the actual time of my previous days post may of actually been slightly later than it is is stating but that is as I had it ready to be posted but then I clicked the restart button on my computer as of some thing or other like it had to restart to complete the download of files to my computer.

Anyway I've got some vaguely interesting Winter Olympics news if you hadn't already seen it/heard about it, which you probably had.

In Curling  today the as first off GB women team won the first tie that they were in then the GB men team lost to China, so they have got another game tomorrow to work out who is the team in forth position, but then the GB's women team if they had won they're second match they would have been advancing in the tournament but even if they lost they'd be advancing in the tournament so they were garmented to be advancing in the tournament which ever way the results went but from the first two on three ends it looked as if they were going to advance with a lose then they managed to grasp the game as if it was a ferret, by the scruff of its neck, but then in end 10 they were leading the game 6-3 and it was there opponent with the hammer (last stone throw) and they made the shot that would get them the 3 that they needed to tie the game so the game went into end 11 but this time the hammer reverted to team GB and the opponents of them managed to get the steel of 1 to sort it so they only get to go into the next round in forth position and before this tornament they were being talked up, as the favourites but they could still win it from this position.

Day 227

Day 227;

So today is just another day closer to my goal of a complete years worth of diary entries so I can look back on my year so then I can do a review at it's end and then i can see how much of a fail it has been for me.

As my short term memory is atrocious so if I typed something today and after I typed  something like "I'm only going to type this once ..." and then in another post i typed the thing that I was only going to type once. Sometimes it's for a comedic purpose but if I was to do that I should have links to post that I made the comment in anyway unless the comment is within the post. But on others it's a mistake on my part as I have most likely forgot ir.

But my long term memory seems decent enough as my memory of Russia seemed to be correct.

It's brought back to memoties of a question 

Day 226

Day 226;

So today was an especially boring day as I travelled further south to Kent to inspect Emu and little Chris's new home but in future don't what ever you do invite me to see a purchased property before you've smartened it up a bit, and i don't mean that you have done 1 and a half days work on your property and there was a bomb scare so you got evacuated from your new house and then you come and drag me off to see your property.

Anyway my only saving grace was that Mike had come also and his antics made mine pale in comparison. Antics like my incessant moaning about there not being a front door mat

But that was only my first complaint after stepping inside.

But I had a nice sandwich for lunch it was a ham and stuffing, by far the tastiest part of my little excursion.

But the house had promise.

And my Proposal is going to be for the Winter Olympics 2026 not 2022 as 2022 the finalists have already been drawn.

Day 225

Day 225; 

I ate my first Indian today, well I didn’t eat an actual Indian; neither a person from the country of India or a native of America. I meant an Indian meal, from a restaurant called the Queen Victoria, but when I state that I ate an Indian meal I actually  has scampi and chips from the Queen Victoria and a poppa Dom with a selection of the sauces, which included some chutney, sweet & sour and a third of a separate constituency as with both of the previously mentioned they were more liquid but the third had some little more solid chucks within the liquid the liquid tasted nice but then I bit into the crunchy bit and I was surprised by the explosion of tastes which ensued, my face must have been a picture if anyone else had seen it. But as soon as I had gathered my composure again I attempted t eat another one and could I please state for the record I discovered a new thing that I actually liked the taste of.

The service there was interesting to say the least, As I apparently got picked on a bit by one of the staff who asked for my name so the people that I was with answered “Tom” and then the member of staff immediately stated in response “Cruise” I laughed but then the people that I was with came to my responding with statements like he’s not that shot.

But that’s not really what I would expect from an Indian restaurant as what I’d expect would be for them to call me “Jones” and then he could have stated “It’s not unusual”. But I realise that he might be too young for that song.

Now I’d like to put this message of congratulations to Elizabeth {Lizzy} Yarnold, for beating everyone else in woman’s Skeleton and getting the gold medal only the 10 gold that any British athlete has ever acquired within a Winter Olympic. But I’d just like to tell you that after I changed the channel from the curling to the skeleton and one of my reasons for doing that was that GB where playing uselessly the first 5 ends as they where 4-1 behind, but then I change channel as I thought that there was no possible plan of action but team GB Men won  their game, which puts team GB injoint first.

Day 224

Day 224;

So today was 224, which means that I embarked on my diary witting project 224 days ago. I haven't counted how many preposterous ideas I have had in the mean time, with the majority of them being forgot shortly after having them.

Like I had an idea when I stated to write this blogpost but I have subsequently forgotten it but I know that it wasn't  the squishy frog idea I had after I was thinking about how floppy bird has been removed from the "app store" (or the "application shop") which I am not surprised of.

Plus the graphics were blatantly pilfered from the Mario games with a couple of minor changes to some of them.
You should be able to hear the debate between Matt Dillahunty and Ray Comfort by clicking on the below link, it was going to be embedded within the page but I realise that the majority of you people probably don't want to hear Mr Ray Comfort be figuratively nailed to the cross alongside of his magical Imaginary friend.
Please enjoy if it's not too painful. how face palm-inly painful is this? please comment below.

Day 223

Day 223;

So this day followed yesterday but today it was a special day,  as today was that long awaited day no I didn't complete episode 6 of the Sunday Savage, as if anyone was waiting for that, but I think that I'm going to have yo wait until the winter Olympics is over before I release it now as I have noticed some more things wrong with it but I am concentrating too hard on the winter Olympics at the moment.

I went to the Gym again today In my 10 minute warm up on the Cross trainee, this week I managed to reach a speed of 21 km/h.my PT thought that he had managed to wear my legs out by the end of this weeks session, but I''m not sure,

But we'll see...

Day 222

Day 222;

When your nations is covering the Olympics tv coverage of the be it via television , radio or another news medium do they get hyper biased?As the  nation that I live in do, quite a lot.

Like  this morning they thought that team GB had defiantly won a medal, in the female skiing. But team GB didn't get anything of the sort.

So that is why the medal count for GB is still on 1. 

But I think it's time for another one of my mad ideas,

Can I prudent it?

Ok Red the rest of this post is yours, as long as I can tell all of the viewers of this website that my vlog project isn't yet ready to be uploaded I have been too busy watching the Sochi Olympics.

Well the Crazy idea that I have had, is simple one but it's only going to work if Scotland stay as part of GB. London, As you may know that GB hosted the summer Olympic Games, it was decidedly successful I thought I gathered from the response. and I ewas wondering if GB held a future Winter Olympics, They could put it up in the small town that is just north of  of the mountain bed nevis. 

Day 221

Day 221;

So today I have watched the first four episodes of The Musketeers on catchup/my BBC iPlayer app for my tablet device but to it I'd like to say that the story lines are interesting, the new Doctor is in it also. I like the way it keeps you on your proverbial toes (Well me on mine) like in the first episode it shows you d'Artagnan going up against the musketeers and the character that is against the king of France appears to be best friends with the king noe.

Ok But yoy can tell by thr lack in a YouTube video beneath of this of this rext that I failed again to get my flash project on line today, that I haven't completed it yet/

Day 220

Dy 220;

Ok I'm sorry again all you people that were waiting for The Sunday Savage episode 6, but I haven't completed it yet.

But I shall complete it and put it up as soon as possible.

So what do you have to say about today?

You mean other than he's a failure?

Yes.

Ok. touchy Red, touchy. bur in other news a British athlete has won the first medal for herself and for the team of this years Winter Olympics it was a bronze medal in the woman' snowboarding slope style. She is one miss Jenny Jones who is at  the moment 33  and she's from Bristol.and she gets very embarrassed by her mother.

Day 219

Day 219;

Today was the first day of winter Olympics when they were actually competing for medals, the USA won the first gold, in the snowboarding slope style.

  Which looked impressive and it made me want a go. I think that the summer Olympics are good and all but they're no where near as spectacular as the winter Olympics.

But why are there loafs of people being political about sport? Like the apparently loads of Americans thst that aren't going to watch it as it's in Russia But why wasn't Cameron at the opening ceremony yesterday?

Day 218

Day 218;

So it’s day 218 and today I have seen the winter Olympics opening ceremony, and I have had a trip out to collect Alice from her college.

This year the winter Olympics is in Russia, now as a child that thought the cold war was the war on the flu virus, I don’t really understand any conflict between the nations of the “West” and the USSR/Soviets, but now I’m older I still don’t understand.

The memory that the first incident awakens within my mind is one of a traumatic past life. I could speak in it and my hair was still blonde so I am thinking that it was when I was in school year 7, we had a Russian English teacher as our form teacher/tutor. She was a good teacher when you could understand her as her accent got in the way slightly some of the time, from what I can remember. But I can remember the name of both her cat and her niece. As the cat was called Misca (spelling error is expected) and the name of her niece was Vera (yes the same that Jayne Cobb gave to his best gun from firefly) but that information isn’t the actual cause of the trauma, as there was I sitting there in the classroom doing what everyone else was doing nothing, actually I fib as I was doing many things like respiring and listening.

Then The Teachers niece walks in, classroom B303, was the room, then she walks over to the teacher and the teacher introduces us, the whole class, to her niece Vera. But then I can’t  remember exactly what happened next Over the next 2 years at that school until year 10 so up until the end of year 9 the year that the Russian English teacher left the school that I was attending she was replaced by an English teacher from New-Zealand but I only think I lasted two or three terms under her tuition before getting struck down by a  car while I was attempting to cross the road to get to work experience but you could have already read all about that on another days posts.

Yeah so that was the trauma.

No fool, the trauma that he introduced the characters for was a separate trauma.

How do you know that?

The same way that you know that,

Oh you mean all of the teasing that endued after the first instance

Yes

Thank you Yellow, the teasing that ensued was too much for my immature mind to handle, as it was on top of one big lie which was that the teachers niece loved me and I recirculated those feelings in some of the most gruesome of manners, so my primitive mind thought, from what the other people manly boys told me about this fantasice but fictional sex life that I never actually had with this person that I hardly even knew let alone knew well enough to love even if i knew what  exactly what love is.

Day 217

Day 217;

I am thinking that I have managed to pin my head around the reason why I think that the two women/girls look similar It could be something to do within blood lines as I was thinking that if she was of Scottish parents also like the woman that I knew from college it could potentially explain the similar facial characteristic and the fact that everyone that was in the gym at the facial characteristic was more pronounced and other differences was that she had a shorter more round face than my friend.

I sometimes wish that their was more to say than just  friends but I am guessing that I probably won't be seeing very many more of her, ever, pretty much like all of my past friends, now a days.

But mow finally I'm about to state some of the things that I have to done today; which was shenanigans like attempting to reminisce over long dead memories.Looking up what is in the cinema for tomorrow, and I saw Robocop on the cinema's website and mike said absolutely to me that we both do not want to watch that film, But then when someone asked me about which of the films I would like to watch I know what I did show them Robocop as it was the one of the only things on tomorrow that fitted into the time frame that we had allocated to us that I could say that I wanted to watch.

Watching Mike backtrack was humorous so now he would actually like to see it. I think he has watched the original version, I don't think I have.But nothing is decided yet. So it seems more likely that I shall be sat at home still making The Sunday Savage for the following Sunday.

Day 216

Day 216;

So it is the day after yesterday again,

Now that's just getting repetitive.

But i have got 2 more ideas of what make my next YouTube project about one is some of the vaguely humorous events tat unfolded at the gym today and the other one is another little story that I have wrote it only has 498 words.

But do you remember the girl that you were typing about 2 weeks ago.

Yes I know the one that looks similar to the girl that we like, look a like.

Yes we saw her again, but we still stared a bit.

Well I know but it was a bit less than last time.

You two disgust me for staring at such a beautiful young woman.

Oh shut up Yellow, you'd be storing also for exactly the same reasons which are we're attempting to work out where i know her from.

Day 215

Day 215;

Today nothing remarkable in the slightest happened to me. except a as another day closes the closer to Emma's moving out day it becomes, yeah.

I'm unsure  of many things like all of the stuff that comes along side of being alive, except death as I know that that waits me at the other end, I don't know how long I have got left of this temporary state of existence but then who does. All forms of life are temporary organic or artificial are only here for a limited amount of time.

Some of it is an accident of evolution but some of it is constructed by previously evolved creatures but they each have only evolved as far along their time streams as nature has allowed as-nothing not even nature itself knows what any of us will look like in 10000 years, not us personally our species, aaas I'm guessing that the majority of my readers Wilber nothing but rotting bones by this time in 10000 years.

But today I.played on Pokemon Y it was fun I'm still attempting to raise all of my Pokemon before moving go the next stage.

Day 214

Day 214;

So it was another one of the days that I had a clue of what to write in the little accompaniment box that you get with a YouTube video when you post it on a faceybook/twits wall.

Ermine..kind of

And you know about the description text that goes underneath of the video.

Yes.

Well I had written all of that it once on YouTube page then the browser stopped working so then when I was attempting to get it on the internet my browser would freeze so I attempted another browser to no avail, it was actually behaving worse in the new browser type.

All of the bible quotes I have included in my video can be found below

Leviticus 18:22= http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+18%3A22&version=NIV

Leviticus 20:13= http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Leviticus+20%3A13&version=NIV

1 Corinthians 6:9-10= http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=1+Corinthians+6%3A9-10&version=NIV

Romans 1:26-28= http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Romans+1%3A26-28&version=NIV

Day 213

Day 213;

So it was day 213 today it was the day of Sunday Savage episode but unfortunately for me I didn't manage to work quick enough to get it done for Sunday,

But today I have done some research on comedy, or the differences between British and American Comedy and I havev discovered that in general the comedy that the folks over the pond from us British people/the Americans seem to be more engaged by the blunt force approach to humour, the more slapstick, physical side to comedy. like the loony tunes but it's for every one not just the children unlike over here.

But nor all Americans share that attitude like there was one New Yorker whose YouTube channel I went on today what he said was interesting as he is like a generic British man in his sense of humour, e.g. he said he was very sarcastic and the story that he said when he attempted it on some of his guests? I think, anyway it was a priceless bit of humour.



How much can you tell of a nation from it's humour? You can tell it's age. as British humour is one of older nations and American humour is one of a younger nation. I have noticed that as I have grown that it was physical humour when i was younger and I have grown into this newer hands off type of comedy, but it was before I started this blog. 

Day 212

Day 212;

So it is the day numbered a bit like a vain number two. Do you see it? as if the number two is looking in a mirror, anybody? No, how surprising it should be more of a 818, which is one fat lady looking in a mirror, but I don't think that this blog effort will get that far.

So what happened to me today? well I got myself ready to get my YouTube project, episode 5, completed for tomorrow.  But then I was presented by Alice a lot of stuff from the loft, which i think Americans call the attic, which i don't understand as it is an area of storage which is held aloft from the house hence the name loft, but attic sounds like something that a dog or a cat might get tic's/fleas. So it'd be lie saying "can you get that dog's water bowl out of the tic",then the person mat say "what your dog has tic's keep it away from my German Shepard/Alsation."

I know that the only difference between the two previously mentioned types of dogs German Shepard and an Alsation is the fact that one is long haired and the other is short haired. I f you would like to find out more about the two separate breads of dog you can by clicking here, But if you read that piece the only reason it was called an Alsation was by the British because we were fighting the Germans in the war and we didn't wan''t the dogs to get harmed. See we care more about a dogs life than our own.

Day 211

Day 211;

So it has been a day which within it's  number the second two numbers if they'ere added together they make the first number so it's like 2=1+1 alternatively 2-B=1, well that get them in the correct order.

If you hadn't noticed already it's going to be February by the time that this is posted.

Ok so what?

I was just stating a fact.

But why?

For the reason that in 14 days (13 if you count from when this is posted) it's valentines day..

So...

Aren't you going to get me anything?

Why since when have I bought anyone anything for valentines day?

You've got A;ice something.

But that'as for her anniversary of her assistance it comes around every year on the 14th of February.