Day 110

Day 110;

Now today we had another journey to London, it was to a different part of the same building this time.

Today I only had one appointment so that was better I thought as I would be able to get home earlier and wouldn’t have to type to as many people today; within discursions.

Of which it was a better day in those respects and I had fun getting needles poked into me first it was getting punctured in my right arm and she, the doctor, was swift at filling my right arm with lots of small doses of bo-tox. The variety of bo-tox that she was using on my arm was pumped directly into muscles to hopefully induce state of temporary paralysis to the muscles targeted to therefore make it easier for me to control my arm, I quietened down the little black box that the woman had put on my shoulder to convert the electric from my muscles into sound, it was just crackling like what happens when you’re retuning a TV or radio.

Now when are you going t type about your eyes?

I am about to type about what happened to my eyes, now. This wasn’t even half as interesting as you’re playing it out at in your minds to be. Well she stared administering the bo-tox to my eyes the same as when I had some previous bo-tox.injections into my eyes, as in around the edges of my eyes, but then the woman jabbed the needle into the centre of the eyelid, and then she injected the toxins my eyelid leaving behind a nice little blister like thing on my right eye of which I thought that I had burst as after l had got home and I had come upstairs to work on this blog and do other computer related stuff.

Day 109

Day 109;

Today was a day unlike those before, which it was set up to be like night before.

As the night before it I showered and shaved my face, as today we had to get up early as I had a hospital appointment today, it was in London. But on this trip to London I discovered one fact which was if you want to drive throughout London with limited hold up, it can be done from approximately 6 to 7 o’clock in the morning probably from earlier but I can only say from approximately 6-7 as they were the approximate times that I was there and the city streets were almost empty at the time that we were travelling them,.

As we had got there for our first appointment which was at 9 a bit early, then the first appointment came up and the first doctor that I was at the hospital to see was talking to me and my parent about stuff like the shenanigans that happened 6 years ago to me/the event that left me speechless. then he decided to stick a clear plastic tube that had a camera in the end up my right nostril to get it down my thought just to see my vocal cords and then he stated that they are in good “nick” and then he sent us on our way, with stating that I should that I can make aurally, a grunt, to say yes or no, like one grunts for a yes and only one for a no.

But now I’m feeling that I shout tell you what we did for the next five hours of this day, as that was how long that we were waiting around from the first one to the second appointment. Well we walked around the British museum and I make a revelation to you people of the public about the elephants in Asian countries seem to be a common them, in a lot of the Asian mythologies/religions.

Finally I shall explain about the final appointment of the day. Now within the final appointment wasn’t by a doctor it was by a professor, what the difference is I don’t know but the professor was teaching a class while he was diagnosing me as he was saying things like what is the first thing that we can tell of our patent from just looking at him then the students would say one of my symptoms and he’d ask them to explain why they thought. then he’d do the following routine similarly to Dr Gregory House off the Television programme but the professor was a professor, not a doctor and he wasn’t American as far as I could tell. 

Day 108

Day 108

So far I've had one response from my sneak peeks of my YouTube project that I sent to some people and the response stated, that the back ground and eye colours that I have used are too bright, so I shall tone them down a bit, The voice is apparently too old for the face But I'm sorry they’re the best that I have got vocal wise. But for the third of your points of contention about the lack of a blinking motion for my character I was thinking about putting that in and my imaginary friends I was starting to make them float around a little earlier today. But the final question from the so far only friend that has given me feed back was why do my imaginary friends have to be clad in only underwear, well they don’t you could if you wanted to design them some clothes I am not going to stop you, the reasons that I haven’t is that when I envisage my imaginary friends they don’t actually have clothes on, I’m not that shallow to dress up all of my creatures within my mind with anything but my limited intelligence, so yes they are naked in my mind so I thought of a way to keep it child friendly, and have you seen Darkmatter2525’s depictions of Adam and Eve.

Now yesterday we got a knock on the front door it was another Jehovah’s Witness attempting to see Alice but at the time Alice was playing with the child at that moment so Tina said to the witness that Alice was preoccupied at the time of which she was, so the Witness gave Tina a card for Alice and said there’s a website on that piece of card give it to alike please so Tina dutifully did what was requested of her to do after witness had left.

As the witness are attempting to convert Alice just because she thought it would be polite to do so, but if you hadn’t already got the problem with Alice yet I’ll explain it to you, she has a massive problem with me telling her my point of view against these people and she has absolutely no problem with the religious spewing out they’re nonsense everywhere including to her, when she has told me that she doesn't appreciate it. Now I have told her what she should have done was produce one of me of my new kind of business cards and given it to them.

My business card: 

My Business styled cards

Please note the part that says Ask, me anything that you want my on, goes for all of you people in the outside world to me and the hideous face that you can see peering out of the card is my graphical representation of me from my  YouTube project, but I have dulled my eyes a bit I'm sorry if any of you have suffered any negative side effects from seeing  that picture. The Red character is the character responsible for the red text, and the yellow the yellow accordingly.

Day 107

Day 107

Today we had an infant around, but we weren’t allowed to eat it, sorry guys.

Oh darn it, why not?

Good,

It was something to do with the fact that the child is one of Mike’s friend’s children, and yellow I’m disappointed in you, as you should know from being part of the largest blood sucking cult that has ever existed, by number of followers, that young blood tastes the best, within all of their innocents.

What blood sucking cult is that, I didn’t realise that I was a member of a cult, plus I have never sucked anyone’s blood let alone a baby’s?

Now that’s where you’re wrong, Christianity is a cult at least by the standards of this dictionary because within it stats that a cult is;

1.

a. A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.

b. The followers of such a religion or sect.

2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

5.

a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.

b. The object of such devotion.

6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.

Now I have changed the type two separate colours blue and green the blue text I have used to show the separation between the two categories they each fall in blue is for the reason why I personally think that Christians fall into the category of being a cult, and the text in green is the members of the more exclusive denominations of Christianity, not to your standard everyday Christian that knows less of the bible than me basically they are ignorant of text that they’re suppose to build they’re life around, but they know that it’s the inerrant word of God.

But I shall expand the blue and green text later on in this article. but first I will get onto the topic of feeding time at the zoo, which wasn’t  in fact actually at an official zoo it as instead at the house that I live in, Now you may be wondering why I compared my home to a zoo within the previous sentence was because it was lunch time/feeding time and the only times that Tina could get the food into the child was when the child was laughing, Tina aid she knew it wouldn’t harm the child as she used to do it to me also at that meal time, mike said that the child was besotted with me but I didn’t realise that I was drunk, at all in fact. Which could mean either one of two things the first and most likely answer would be that I was extremely drunk...

So let me get this straight you’re thinking that both of you were blind drunk? 

Hold your horses red; I know that you have no actual horses but just calm down.

Now where was I? oh that’s where I was. Which I wasn’t and neither was the child, the only other option with that word of which I seriously doubt is infatuated of which I believe is preposterous, as if you have never seen me before then you won’t have the knowledge of how hideous I look and you should be thankful for that.

But what it’s more likely to be is a different word which is intrigued, now I state that as I hadn’t in living memory seen her before as I don’t trend to socialise very much  especially not with people from outside of my family unit.

Ok so shall I expand on the blue/green text?

No

Yes

Ok fine you’re going to anyway

Thank you,

Now I think it’s that time again for religious shenanigans.

Well the second definition of what a cult actually is states that a cult is a system or community of religious worship or ritual, which is Christianity as well as every single religion ever been created,

The third not tenuous is the one that states that a cult is the formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

Then the third unshaken definition for a cult which also applies to Christianity is a usually non-scientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

But now I should go onto the three tentative definitions of what the word cult means.

The first uncertain definition I stumbled across on that page I thought was tenuous as it states that it is a religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader, which is followed by the following statement the followers of such a religion or sec  Of which you could immediately say that Christianity and Islam have each got extremist fringes and it is my opinion that the majority of they’re teaching are false, and the extremist fringes vary from religion to religion like one of the extremist Islamic fringes is the birth place of Islam/Saudi Arabia and there about. I know stating that is like nonsense but from my personal experience with the Muslims that I have met and they are much humane human people than the Islamic tyrannical systems of government than the east.

Now the second statement is about the obsessive especially faddish devotion to a person, principle or thing and it continues with the object of such devotion which is stating that if the compulsively fashionable worship which could be of a thing like God, Jesus and Mohamed, .

Now the third statement of a tentative statement within is about an exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest. Which I could strike off the intellectual interest the list right away as I personally believe that the religious are intellectually dishonest when they talk about they’re religions as if there is no faults within.

Day 106

Day 106;

Today was an odd day,

106... it seems even enough to me,

no not the number the day!

I added the exclamation mark onto the end of my sentence red to make sure you know how much you drive me irate.

Ok I’ve got it boss,

Good, thank you,

Now let’s get on to what happened to me today

Well all that I can really remember is that I got out of bed later than usual for no reason that I could find within my memory.  This isn’t practically odd it’s more of unusual if I wanted to use the correct wording.

But then today one of ,my friends said that they liked it by the TV on faceybook this morning which got me wondering what "it" could be? "It" could be her time in front of the TV screen, or it could be any number of things quite a few in fact that my younger sister probably shouldn't be reading on this disreputable blog.

But today I decided to do another bit on arrogance in addition to my video blog but I decided to put it in the religious shenanigans today as it does kind of have me explaining a bit on the text book arrogance of Christianity.

Religious shenanigans

Another reason why I find being called arrogant both amusing and frustrating, usually at the same time, is because they usually don’t see that the claims of the religious as arrogant, at all, but let me clarify what being arrogant actually means, now what the actual definition from the website is:

1. Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.

2. Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak.

Of which I can state that I have covered in my YouTube project but I would just like to state that the prior definition almost exactly matches up the Christian mentality that I hate the most but they, next to, never get called up on it as if they believe they’re rubbishy books, which they’ll undoubtedly tell you that they do, they’re only attempting to help; as they believe that they have a calling from the lord to go out and spread the teachings of Christ Jesus to as many infidels (unbelievers) as possible to prove to their God that they’re worthy of going to their heaven, now if that isn’t text book arrogance  what else is? 

Day 105

Day 105;

So today I started my creation of my YouTube project back from the begging of my religious shenanigans part but I thought that it wouldn’t damage it too much if I was to put some of my accounts of today into it also, so I have scripted so much of it up for my YouTube project.

So it will be about days 100 and 105 from my vlog and the bit of religious shenanigans that I’ve been saving up since day 99.

My script for day 105 includes my refutation to be called arrogant and within the script I have the answer to the question of why my previous YouTube channel has got the name of F4nt4s71c0.

I should leave you for today with  the following



Yes a load of pranks so I have a load that I would like to try out for Halloween, because if your planning on going around trick or treating should at least be tricked once. Lik if you knock on a door the door opens but nobodies there and the you heard a ghastly voice coming from the door way, then they scream and run away , as it's a haunted house that you'd have got there.

Day 104

Day 104;

Now my YouTube project has suffered a bit of an upset, in the means that every time I am attempting to access my YouTube project I can’t access it. Now when ever I attempt to access it I get a fickle message from the computer telling me that the file has now got an unexpected file format; it should have the same one as it did last night as I haven’t edited it’s file format in between last night and this morning so I have lost 2 days work on it 3 days work if you count today’s work as I haven’t been working on it today. But I searched the internet for a solution to this problem and I am now waiting to see if my current effort is a success.

What have you done?

I have followed the instructions of 5.Sukhi12 from this website as he states that I should update the Application by going into the flash program clicking on the help tab and then moving your cursor down to the updates bar and by clicking on that, or you could push alt, left arrow key, down, up, up and then enter on the keyboard, for a PC keyboard and now it’s got Adobe Applications Manager updating now it’s still got 2 minutes remaining but it was saying that the update was complete. Now the application has told me to restart the PC. Of which I have done but it still isn’t working.

Move on to something interesting... I hope

Now I’ve checked with the Oliver that the little tale from yesterday pertained to, that it was ok for me to tell his story, as he said as long as I only told you people his surname because that’s be too much of a coincidence, if his gothic girl that is a friend might just lynch him for telling me about their relationship problems even though she should probably lynch me, not Oliver, for actually putting it up on this blogspot for anyone to read If they have access to the Hyper Text Transfer Protocol (HTTP) that this website is on which I should think so as the Goth girl that is a friend of his, should be on the same approximately telephone lines as him as he’s in the same university as her. So they should be on the same or similar telephone lines that connect to the internet and I know that Oliver is connected to the same HTTP as my blog, as he has viewed it so he tells me.

Well I had another thought of what my advice could do as well as it what it was initially intended to do, which was to advise Oliver on in my opinion of what the best course of action should be the best for him to take. Unless she wants him to react out of jealousy but then I don’t see how that’d help anyone.

But then again I don’t actually understand anyone’s mind not fully.

What about yours?

No not even that one hence why I said anyone’s mind not anyone else’s mind.

Day 103

Day 103;

It's finally here day 103, not my YouTube project; at least not yet.

But I had it completed up to the end of the introduction of the three of us by the other day,

Then what are you waiting for?

 I still have to lip sync the religious shenanigans part to the end of it.

Still haven’t you had enough of that stuff yet?

Using basic terms, no.

Unfair, you racist.

Now that is rich coming from you

Ye... what?

Well I was just stating that what she said was rich, as she was saying that it’s unfair so was her lord and saviour coming to earth 2000+ years ago and leaving behind 0 evidence to his evidence of it’s existence which when you think about it the evidence should be in favour of seeing as the Godfather figure of the child that was supposedly born 2000+ years ago should have been able to whisper into the ears of the 4 surviving apostles whose books are in the bible today a concurring story not the stories that are so far off of the mark it’s humorous.

{End mini rant}

Now I have a friend, whose name is Oliver, he has been feeling a bit depressed recently, so I did what any caring {I know a word that is alien from my MO} friend would do and questioned him on it. so I am going to paraphrase the story for you,

1. he met a girl
2. the two of them become friends
3. they argue which really hurts my friend as he really likes her
4. she is deliberately flirting with every guy that she meets to make him jealous

What did they argue about?

A joke that my friend told her,

What was the Joke?

Well I don’t know all he told me about the joke that it was about Goths, and the girl was apparently a Goth and she took the JOKE seriously, for crying out loud it was a joke as in ha ha not make you want to kill the person that told you it, now I know that this may be a bit tricky for you, with you being a Goth and all, but can you please lighten up,

Now that was cruel,

So is what she has been doing to my friend apparently, now the behaviour that she has apparently been displaying to him I find very childish, offensive and degrading to her own womanhood if nothing else; if what Oliver has told me is truth; which I have mixed feelings to as if it is true I would like to yell at her telling her to grow up and if it’s false I would like to express my disparagement to Oliver for lying to me.

But Oliver my advise to you is to be honest with her tell her about what she has done from your perception and ask her what you have done wrong as if it only the Goth joke  tell her my joke about her have to lighten/not take stupid things like jokes so sincerely,

Yours honestly, to my opinion,

A stupid but Savage friend

Day 102

Day 102;

It’s Day 102 of my journey, my journey into my head metaphysical brain.

What have you done today?

I have accidentally almost eaten a spider, The first that I knew that their was a spider on the cloth that I had picked up to wipe my mouth. As I started to wipe my mouth I could feel it’s legs scrapping along my tongue, it was as if the spider was gripping my tongue, but I knew that it’s spindly legs were just tasteless, like string.

But don’t some strings have a bit of taste?

do theu? Ok then discount all of the ones that tasted like something else and just focus on the bits that taste like nothing, that’s what a spiders legs taste like.

Above is the original version of the film to George Orwell’s book 1984; I preferred the book as it’s not watered down at all unlike the film, as in the book it said that Julia flung her clothes off, then the two did x & y  and in the film they just hugged an kissed a little, on they’re first date, and then the camera zooms in on a bit of foliage possibly to show that BB is still watching, but that wasn’t in the audio book and then the film skips a lot of the little bits of data  out of the plot towards the end, like the secret bag switch .and the clock trickery.

Day 101

Day 101;

So I believe that it's my apologies for a second day in a row, for not being industrious enough to have managed to get my flash project up here online yet.I realise what I have been a failure.

I should have normal service restored by tomorrow.

Hello, numbers of the internet public it’s day 101 of my diary project I have attempted to get my vlog up today only one day late but I think that I will fail at that It’s something to do with I have over 7000 frames within this flash project and I am attempting to lip sync the actions of my character to the sound of my voice, which isn’t my voice it’s Graham’s voice,

Who’s Graham?  

Well I don’t actually know apart from one of the voices on my i-Device’s speaking application.

What interesting stuff has happened to you today?

Well I have been revising my final draft of my script and I have been putting it onto my vlog project;

I thin the key word in that sentence was interesting, what is interesting about that?

Well it doesn’t have to be interesting to anyone else than me, which is why I put “It is my blog which has anything that I believe is interesting and my life”. But I also watched the below youtube video, which I found interesting;

It’s an explanation by Hitchin’s account of who George Orwell actually was,

Animal farm was rejected by an American publisher for a classic reason.

What would be within your room 101? I am typing about is the room 101 in within 1984 the book, Which is supposed to be the thing that you are most terrified of in the word.; like for Winston, his biggest fear was rats so within his room 101  they had a facial mask which had a living rat within a cage that was past of the mask so it looked like the following picture.

I found the picture on the following webpage-

1984 Wiki space

Day 100

Oh darn it I haven't been able to work quick enough.

So I'll give you a brief summary on what I have done today.

Well it was a day similar to the normal day for me up until lunch. 

Then I ate my lunch and I came to my room and I started working on my flash project again. Like I was last night but the only audio book that I was listening to was my thoughts, Do you know how  distracting my thoughts can be? 

Answer= very.

Especially seeing how I had images of Winston and Julia, from 1984 in my mind all day.

Apology

I'm sorry about the lack in video diary entry at the current time, that being of 7:00 am.

But I hope to have it up by 7:00 pm latest.

Day 99

Day 99;

Day 99, 1 day until my special YouTube adventure, which I have to make good else no one will like so next to no one will watch it, like my only other YouTube project that I can remember.

Of which was two of my friends doing Teddy bear rolls, with almost the first half of always look on the bright side of life playing in the background, from one of Monty Python’s superb films, The Life of Brian, I recommend you view it around the time of the winter solstice/Christmas time.

Now don’t tell me that you actually care that it gets views now? It’s not going to make you any money, now is it, unless you put adverts on the pages?

No it’s nothing like that it’s just I have been listening to Alice and Mike earlier today and Alice had brought a youtube video to the kitchen/where I was sitting finishing off my dinner while Mike was clearing up the pots, it’s an equitable arrangement they’ve got running as Tina always, not almost always cooks and then Mike, Alice or Emma always tend to clear up afterwards while I’m generally still eating; I am a sincerely slow eater.

What happened to me today?

Nothing much, that I remember, but I do remember a music video that Alice was attempting, and succeeding to show Mike. All I could remember about it was that Alice really liked the CG (Computer Generated) effects of the Animals inside the forest/jungle the song was called Roar not Raw like I first thought from Alice’s pronunciation it was a bit sketchy at that time.

But now I believe it’s that time for a bit more of those religious shenanigans.

Ha I got that joke.

Hang on a second it was supposed to be a subliminal bit of humour not a sudden outburst of laughter as you’ve got to be quiet as we don’t know where this is being read, e.g. in a library. So let’s get to it.

Religious shenanigans;

Now today and probably tomorrow I shall be typing/talking (with my speaking application for my i-Device obliviously) about the following message to atheists, by a Mr Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis infamy, of which I have so far found no answers to the greatest question of all, of which is why do people still believe in a book like Genesis with it full of so many errors that a Christian website such as Answers in Genesis has to exist to tell you how to read it? If it really was the writings of an all powerful sky daddy we shouldn’t be able to incorrectly read it or mistranslate it.

As it said on that billboard advertisement, “To our Atheist, friends; Thank God you’re wrong” Now it could just be me but that seems like a very Westboro Baptist Church thing to do. Now what that is literally stating, as if you want to know from my perspective, is ‘to everybody that doesn’t agree with us upon the most irrelevant question to your day to day existence/life; Thank our non existent sky big brother type thing (big brother is watching you like in George Orwell’s 1984).

Day 98

Day 98;

Now I'm sorry for all of you people that are avid readers of this blog, the probably 0% of the public that views this blog.

But if you are the avid viewers of this blog that I think are myths of my imagination, that I tell myself to make me think that my messages to the world wise community of online is being seen by anyone but myself.

But an avid readership of my blog would probably almost definitely be the coolest thing, but I have done some pretty cool things in my life like skiing (I think the times that I stacked it, fell over, were the coolest parts), that has ever to happen to me. But let's be realistic here, the people that read this blog are probably lost folk like tiny little rowing boats on the immense ocean of cyber space just going where the tide, not the detergent, takes them and you have been the unfortunate ones to find your way to these shores.

We'll congratulations you could have just insulated the whole of our readership there by calling them mythic and then making an analysis of you’re characters from only knowing 1 or 2 things about you.

Well I’m sure you could take it that way if you wanted to which you obliviously did, as you knew exactly what I meant by it.

But for all of you out there, in the real world I’ll explain it, as I said probably like as I was unsure of any reasons why anyone would subject themselves to my almost incessant rambling over topics, in the haphazard way that I do. But the lost referenced I was having a personal jab at myself as before all of this relative structure, the structure of making a new post every day instead of my  old, school posts which were more of every time that I heard something interesting, I could remember it and/or if I was blowing off steam.

Religious shenanigans

Today I am going to type about two topics that are positively controversial within modern religion the second a lot more than the first, and they are, in order, the first is pigs and the second is sex.

So first I am about pigs, ok so I could take this subject off on two separate tangents obliviously the first is about pork and about how some religions have outlawed it as it encourages cannibalism as pork tastes like human which isn’t surprising as they’re almost identical sequence of DNA running through they’re veins- disagree with my statement about the similarities between the two separate mammals DNA? So does that mean that your god is also part pig, or was he out of ideas when he decided to create his crowning species humanity nor as a totally unique species to prove it to us, a species that have come to understand the life sciences (Biology).

Now I believe it’s time for the second (sex). Now I know that this the process of natural procreation, or is that sexual reproduction? Both are my thoughts but I may just have to do another contemplation session in another future blogpost. 

Day 97

Day 97;

It is day 97, what happened to me on this day?

This/yesterday morning I left my home and I walked into town to get lunch and bread with Alice, I could see for the majority of my journey into town and back, which was a novel (I mean new to the man that I was today/yesterday) sensation, thanks to my sun specs; which shielded my eyes from the majority of the harmful light radiation from the sun.

My ponderings (of a who nature):

So was Rose Tyler a half lesbian, or at least partially, at her parting from the Doctor and Donna as I know she took the doctor’s clone that had some of Donna mixed up inside of him making him the Doctor Donna; it was a two way biological meta-crisis which means that Donna is also partially male. So now the Doctor clone is off there in the parallel earth, which is actually ahead of this world in time, and different historical events happened when similar stuff happened in this, so it’s not really a parallel world.

Now why did you ponder, I made my above little pondering as Alice was saying to me today another thing about homosexual men while the two of us were discussing the inerrant flaws in religion and also some of the positives, As I typed I have absolutely no problem with benevolent believers it’s just the extremists and or the people that knock on the doors of peoples homes and they attempt to convert people to they’re belief system, or just preachers with their preaching their harmful self-indulgent messages.

I’m sorry but my part of this post which was supposed to be a little bit on the Doctor’s clone’s first lesbian lover, in part at least, if you choose to view it my way.  

Religious shenanigans

Firstly you should read the actual subject matter by clicking here, before you continue on in reading this blog post as the rest of this article kind of relates to the article. .

But finally I can get to the part where I type about how Christianity was likely a roman attempt to convert the Jews to there ways of thinking with a back story to match up with the Jewish fallacies of a messiah, which by the first century AD/CE the Romans were already pretty good at because the Roman war machine had been enveloping civilisations and they’re gods into it’s fold for centuries. As the Romans were a very intelligent group of people for their time as they knew that with greater numbers came the greater a presence in this world but a unified force would be more powerful than a large one so they absorbed the belief systems of concord places into their own.

Day 96

Day 96;

Now what have I done today? I have gone to the gym but this time I haven’t been killing the skin on my hand, at least not that I have noticed, as I haven’t had any more experiences with the heat prickles/rash that I experienced last week. I have also seen, and heard, some more information about Jesus and about how he was created by the Romans, using his pacifistic addenda (turn the other cheek) to get the Jews on the Roman side, paying they’re taxes and all of that shenanigans, which I should put in the religious shenanigans.

Now as I started typing before getting slightly off topic so what was I on about before I interrupted my train of thought, with that religious rubbish? Oh yeah that was where I was, the gym today while I was on the treadmill Andy was on the next treadmill along from me and he was properly running, meanwhile I was walking along at paces of from 5 to 7.5 KM per hour, as well as grinning like the foolish moron that I am. Anyway you maybe wondering “who is the Andy that you type of?” If I was to type that it was a very long and complicated story liar, there is no two ways about it. It was before I got referred to my current PT (Paul) I had Andy as my PT. but then I went back into the educational system.

Now should I go into more detail on the religious shenanigans? No, can you just give it a rest for now as I am thinking that you have already over filled the bit about the day with religious shenanigans, Oh, but I shall leave you with a quote that I saw on faceybook.

Day 95

Day 95;

So here it was day 95, everybody... no, just no don’t even go there.

As I was picking some of the dead skin off of my right hand, ewww. I was reminiscing on how I had killed the bits of skin, as I was remembering I remembered I noted that it was  at the gym last week and I know how I think that I got them, which was my right arm kept flying of the gym equipment, and bashing itself on the other gym equipment.

Another thing about the gym is that I got myself a little rash kind of thing on my back, which Tina said wasn’t a rash but instead it looked more like heat prickles?

I heard a news story on the radio the other day, it was about crows. Crows aren't so bird brained, as in thick/unintelligent but of course they have birds brains as that is what they are.

The intelligence of crows; 

Now I think you’ll probably realise from the above video that crows are in actual fact cleverer than some people, with me included in that number.

Religious shenanigans

Now I’m unsure that this should go within this section of my blog because it is from a television programme called “Firefly”, it’s a fiction inside of a fiction.

"On the night of their betrothal,

The wife shall open to the man as the furrow to the plow,

And he shall work in her,

In and again,

Till she bring him to his fall,

And rest him then upon the sweat of her breast."

                                         

This was followed by Malcolm Reynolds, said good bible. But as predictably as nothing is it’s not actually in the bible. Apparently it’s in one of the Islamic hadiths,   

I haven’t been able to find the specific hadith yet but I have asked my Muslim friends if they know where it is, buy if you know then please may you answer in the comments section bellow.

Day 94

Day 94;

Now there has gone another day from my life/existence as they mean the same thing.

There was a BBC Panorama TV programme on the television tonight which was about a female that championed female education, within a country that is governed by people of the Islamic religion/faith. I state this because there is a young girl who is called Malala that was shot in the head by a member of the Taliban and the Taliban is an Islamic extremist group.

Why you might be thinking is she’s a girl and don’t you people believe that makes her weak? What a hideously fictitious idea that is especially how she is living it the UK, Birmingham,

The first paragraph on the BBC webpage where I got this story from goes like this:

“One year ago schoolgirl Malala Yousafzai was shot in the head by Taliban gunmen - her "crime", to have spoken up for the right of girls to be educated. The world reacted in horror, but after weeks in intensive care Malala survived. Her full story can now be told.”

You can read the rest of the article by clicking here.

Then after seeing/hearing about the previous article I can remember hearing Pink Floyd’s song see below.

UI would first like to state that I like this song, but there’s a few complaints I have got with the below lines,

We don't need no education

By sating that you are admitting that you need one the magic of double negatives. When if you look st it life is an education, starting from the moment that you take your first breath as you have to learn how to breath quick else wise your life is going to be over in no time at all.

We don't need thought control

Well actually we all have our own thought control methods and they are multiple methods of self control.

All in you’re your just another brick in the wall.

If I was a brick I’m sure that your wall would have fallen over by now at least.

Day 93

Day 93;

It’s been a new day so let’s have me type about old stuff.

What like the bible? Later my red accompaniment, but first I have to type about stuff that happened to me in the past; before I get onto the part about religious shenanigans.

And first off I forgot to tell you yesterday that I got my new glasses or spectacles yesterday. I got 2 pairs, to help me see better I got one pair of ordinary specs to help me see in within the usual light of inside and I got a second pair which was a pair of prescription sunglasses, which Alice keeps saying that she’s got a pair of sun glasses (spectacles with tinted lenses) the same as mine, but it was a fiction of her creation, as I allowed her to try on my sunglasses she couldn’t see, they may look similar but they aren’t the same.

I like my new sunglasses as I could see my whole way home, apart from the times when I closed my eyes obviously.

But now I am about to embark on another bit of religious type so Alice/everyone that doesn’t like my sections of posts which are about religious shenanigans please close the page now.

Religious shenanigans

Today I read an article that had ‘UK University enforces “blasphemy law” against atheists,’ as it’s title.

So this article first caught my eye by stating blasphemy law after having the initialisation of UK, by having me thinking does the UK have a blasphemy law? As isn’t having a blasphemy law a contravening part to the European Unions bill of human rights, as in the right to free speech? Even if it’s not mentioned within that piece of text it should be as I think it is, included in the Universal Declaration of Human Rights.

And when I read into the article I found it absurd, as to how can a t-shirt be defined as being blasphemous, without built in speakers to preach its blasphemous message?

As bellow is a definition of what blasphemy is from the Oxford English dictionary:

{

The action or offence of speaking sacrilegiously about God or sacred things; profane talk: he was detained on charges of blasphemy

}

As if wearing a t-shirt can in any way shape or form be described as either an action or offence of speaking then you’d have a point but alas you can’t, so you have no right to even suggest that wearing an atheist t-shirt can force someone to hear your words that you aren’t even speaking, I find that absurd and insulting.

As I find this very idea insulting, even more insulting in actual fact than calling Islam THE religion of peace.

The wearing of the t-shirts could be considered ‘harassment’, how? At least if you’re using the Oxford English dictionary to get your definitions.  As harassment means in the Oxford English dictionary:

{

Subject to aggressive pressure or intimidation: if someone is being harassed at work because of their sexuality they should contact the police

            Make repeated small-scale attacks on (an enemy): the squadron’s task was to harass the retreating enemy forces

}

And how does any of that apply to the t-shirts they were t-shirts, Now how about if some other group ethier Muslim or Christian had t-shirts that had flowery Qur’an or Bible verses printed on them; would they have been asked to remove them by the organisers of this function as they offended some of the people of the alternative religions or any of the ASH that were present? I don’t know but I am guessing that they wouldn’t.

Day 92

Day 92;

Today was day 92, and today I went to view a real football match, as opposed to an American football nor a rugby football match.

The final score was 3-0 to the team that I wasn’t there to support, Wolverhampton Wanderers. of which the final two goals weren’t at all suspect, as the first goal was as it was a penalty which quite a few of the supporters of the team that I was supporting said shouldn’t have been given, for reasons of diving. But even if that doesn’t count the Wolves dismantled the team that I was there to support pretty comprehensively within the first ten minutes of the second half.

About Wolverhampton Wanders FC (As taken from the beautiful history)-

“Wolves first began life as a schoolboy team in 1877 when the headmaster of St. Luke’s school in Blakenhall, Harry Barcroft, presented a football to a group of pupils who had enjoyed an exceptional year’s schoolwork. The presentation of the football was instigated by the co-founders of the team, John Baynton and Jack Brodie.

Two years later, after merging with the local cricket and football club known as The Blakenhall Wanderers, they became known as Wolverhampton Wanderers. They first played at the Old Windmill Field in the Goldthorn Hill area and moved to nearby John Harper’s Field two years later. The club transferred to yet another field located just off Dudley Road opposite the Fighting Cocks in the summer of 1881. It could hardly have been called a proper ground since the only shelter for spectators was a shed. Whilst residing here Wolverhampton Wanderers staged some of their more prestigious encounters at the Molineux Grounds, a pleasure park similar to London’s Crystal Palace and the Aston Lower Grounds in nearby Birmingham.”

But what I was wondering was why are the Wolves playing in an orange kit (I’m sorry but it’s apparently gold) wolves aren’t orange (or gold)

Look below you can view a Wolf/Canis Lupus;

“Wolf colour varies from pure white to black, with accompanying shades of cream and brown.”

I got the above picture and the brief description of a wolfs colouring from the following web address

http://www.enr.gov.nt.ca/_live/pages/wpPages/Wolves.aspx

If you are interested in the wolf, or wolves in general, please click on that link, to find out a lot more about them.

If you’re alive today which is meaning my readers shouldn’t you be able to design a computer program that should be able to predict your actions with a degree of accuracy, would you? I would but I can’t really see any real use of it unless you wanted to program a robot/android to form a quicker, more able bodied and basically a better human version of me. .

Alice if you’re reading this you should probably close this page down now as I am about to post a set of religious shenanigans that I found on YouTube. That also goes for anyone that doesn’t like it when I’m typing on religion.

Ok so I’ll go about introducing the following video of a Christian preaching to all of us about how none of us can live to the full extent of the meaning of the word live, according to this Christian.

But what the Theistic Christian must be attempting to do is just to convince the people that already agree with his position and mostly to himself; just that he has believed in the correct thing/he’s attempting to justify his belief within the only way that it’s really possible any more by quote mining like priests and vicars (the most disingenuous way to read and fully understand the scriptures).

The Theistic little man was just bolstering his beliefs he hasn't done any external research in anything including the real world to see if what he was saying has any basis within the real world, it was like a church sermon.

If you noticed the title of that YouTube video, it’s called “5 reasons that you can’t live without the fear of god” I’ve watched the above video multiple times and I’m still only hearing one, and that is the one that made during the start of that video which I hope you understand me in my statement that it’s invalid. it’s only attempting to reaffirm to a believer that they haven’t mucked up their lives by believing in the biggest book of BS that has ever been created within human history, well it might not be the biggest within all human history but at least it iswithin modern human history.

Day 91

Day 91;

It’s day 91 9 more until I reach 100 days, and nine more days until I should have my first draft of any, even though it’ll probably fail epically, YouTube version of my blog, as a vlog.

Which isn’t a Captain’s log like on Star Trek, well duh obliviously that’d be more like a podcast. Which this couldn’t be as the stuff and shenanigans that I post on here are just the stuff that I have either thought about, done, heard or imagined within the course of these days, but isn’t thought and imagined the same kind of thing? Not now red. Especially as it’d just be my written words spoken by a lifeless device, which would probably be about as entertaining as me standing there, naked. Eww even the thought of that is nasty, no nasty is too tame, more repulsive than nasty. Finally the three of us agree on one thing. So I have decided to not just one avatar for me, but I am going to make two more avatars for you two to be personified... what you’re not saying we are personified already, no as you are already personified in my mind which could be the only place within my world of 0 or 1 dimensions of my mind but your not yet personified in a solid 2d or 3d.image/object.

But now we have a question and an answer

The question is by a band called Ylves, which looks a bit similar to the name of a (if not the most) famous American singer who died some years ago now thanks to an overdose on some illeagal drug I think, but I still got a news article claiming he was living approximately 3 years ago..

I’d like to bring you’re attention to the error in the lyrics, that came in at the which starts at 35 seconds into the song when he starts singing;

“But there’s one sound

That nobody knows”

Now here comes the iconic line from the song that he states;

“What does the fox Say?”

Then he starts scatting a lot of phonetic words.

But when mike saw this he said that his father, aka Fred, would have known, and then he said that they’d make a screeching sound so I checked YouTube for the answer the answer is many things much like the human animal, mostly depending on the situation that they are in, please view the answer bellow.

Day 90

Day 90

So it’s day 90, the day after the ten day period of the fat lady.

I shall start off in the past as I always do within these blog/dairy posts. But tonight I have just seen a blinding flash of light coming from outside a window so I thought that I better schedule this in case of power cuts. But if there is a power cut for me then I will try to get this post up by 7 pm. just in-case it hasn’t come back on by 12 noon or 1 pm o’clock.

Now just either today or yesterday Alice said something to me which I found startling, it was Alice being absurd again, she was being absurd by saying stuff like you hate all religious people, which is untrue I hate certain people irrespective of their religious convictions or lack of them, it’s the belief system that I hate. But don’t worry I shall attempt to create another blogpost or better a vlog in the future which should hopefully clear that up for you.

But Alice has just told me to watch the following video as to which I did, obliviously.

As she wanted me to review it for my blog, as she wanted me to make my probably incorrect assumptions of what I thought it was about. So I listened to it, I liked it as it’s sounds deep but it also sounds fun, but it also has some sincere talking points within it..

Like what is chocolate rain that runs through my veins? It could be the darkness that runs inside of all of us, it always has and most probably always will but certain people be they fictional or real, like the Doctor have attempted to bring out the best of us and doing so they’ve often sacrificed they’re own standards of morality with a lot of it being indirect but just enough to see the subjects darkness. This is just a theory of one potential solution for the problem, I could have many more if I wanted to have a session, which I could do tomorrow.

My YouTube alias has finally received an email from YouTube finally re-allowing my YouTube video, so I’d like to say thank you YouTube, I don’t really know why you ever asked me to privatise it in the first place but you know as they say, alls well that ends well, No who says? Well I do not know them by any other name than “they”.

But the following YouTube video maybe blocked in some countries, as it’s got audio which has been disallowed in certain countries.

Of which you could also the audio file within it’s full 3:35 which is greater than double the length of my video at 1:45 in length so my video would have to equal 2.5 seconds more to make it to half of the way along the original,

So basically EMI you people should just put a load of adverts on it that way you could make money off of my video whichever country it’s shown in not this self-defeating regional blockage tactic/method/approach.

Day 89

Day 89;

So it’s been the last day with one of the fat women in front of it, it’s day 89 as you got from the title of this post.

Caricature time of the numbers, one fat lady and a busty lady/a man with moobs (man boobs).

On this day I started counting the hairs on the back of my hands. A sign of madness or a cry for help? Shut up you yellow troll.

Within this world their are only animals each within their own way trying to make sense of this thing called existence, that you may call life. Some like wolves just howl at the moon, but human animals don't want it to end so much, which leads to making up superstitions to keep everyone they have ever lost, safe in an imaginary prison somewhere that you like to call heaven, just waiting for you to pop your clogs (die).

They can't think that they've got anything wrong, as the person that is the Mormon from the Shaytards said “I have put too much into this life for it to end at his mortality”. So that's why he believes as he does he's not interested in the truth, he wants to believe and that is all that he has time for.

Which is fine by me, he can be as self deceitful as he likes but just as long as he doesn't start harming his children, and other people, with it; and just for the recode the indoctrination of children, into any belief system, is a form of abuse,

If I ever go madder and I decided to have children, now that’d have bad idea written all the way through it like Briton through a stick of rock, I don’t even have a potential mate. Probably as the only contact I have with females is just with my sisters, mother, occasionally my grandma even less the other grand mother, and even less still with either of my aunts, my great aunt and Laura/my other uncles girlfriend. Of the other girls that I meet are the few that I make visual contact (see) at the gym, the two that I see at the opticians and the rest are the people I see on the pavement walking by, TV and computing devices. So where was I, oh there I was just about to tell you people my name ideas of names for the children I shall never have, ok so here go:

If I had a son I'd want to call him Christian and if it was a daughter I would like to call her Jeannie, as in of arc/the French chick that contoured. But yoi may have heard of her being called Jehanne d'Arc or Joan of Arc. Not because of the blatant Christian influenced, the name Christian would be so I could turn around to anyone that says your just  hating me as I'm Christian" and say my son is Christian how dare you say I hate him and play the moral outrage card, meanwhile adding in that he is a proper Christian not just one of those people that just read the bible as they think that it makes them moral, The name for the daughter Jeannie is as I would like to raise her into a fighter, in whatever she believes in (should it be justice, honour, honesty, Christianity, Islam or what ever), so a warriors name should do nicely and I like the name Jean but it was also my great aunts name before she died.

Day 88

Day 88;

The day of two fat ladies is finally here to celebrate I shall, oh now I don’t know what I should do. Have you got any ideas, out there in the external public?

I am typing this as I am remembering what Alice said to me yesterday, from my perspective not yours. First it was about a family that has been doing the same kind of thing as me for 7 years now but they have been doing a video diary on YouTube, it was the Shaytards that she was talking about, and then the second thing that she was talking to me about was day 81 when I ranted about that bigoted Muslim child and she was very disapproving of me. Saying that I wouldn't put any of Emma's cases up on this blog, to as she works for the home office getting people deported, but I warned her that I would if she kept telling us those stories and Emma told us the following.

As the story goes Emma had almost finished her cases for the day, just one left she had so far that day she had  5 cases all of which were withdrawn by her opposition before the trials were due to take place so that is a 100% win rate for Emma for that day. As before all of the hearings the appellants barrister's had attempted to bully Emma into not putting up a fight in their clients claim to say in this country (or so Emma said). Then Emma had told each of her oppositions her position in the cases and then they went back to their client, and the client withdrew their application.

So it's case number six and Emma has done it again talked to her opponent before the hearing and they have decided to withdraw, but the vaguely humorous bit of the story was about something she had supposedly said to the judge in-between talking to the barrister and the case starting.  She said to the judge whilst waiting for the barrister to appear was something like "I think that this case will be like the others today" of which it was.

But now that I've gotten that out of the way I can tell you about the second why Alice got in such about it, it was as I has used Tina's preferred name and if someone she worked with found that blog article she could be sacked, from her job, for sharing classified stories but how many people that read this blog actually know who I am? Probably a few and of that few of you people how many probably less of a number, and just if you think Tina could get the sack due to my ranting, I am very flattered by the way but no, she couldn't; and if she does, due to my blog I will write a wordy apology and I shall retract any part of the story off of this, blog.

The Shaytards have made a video every day for the past 5 years now as of today, for me but yesterday from when this is posted. I was stating to Alice that she could do something like that, but then she was saying that they do something interesting every day and in her daily calendar she does nothing of any interest, but what the Shaytards do is just like what I do but they video it as they are a family with a lot of children, blooming Mormons (they have children popping out of every crack by the time that they’re done). Well the adult male (father) is a Mormon I’m not sure about all the children and the adult female (mother).

Well the main reason that I selected to make a blog not a YouTube vlog was because I can’t talk, even though I already had a YouTube account. It was as my school IT teachers wanted to introduce everybody to the new online world even if we’d already been a part of it for many years before.

But I’m sure that Alice could emulate them as you don’t have to do something interesting every day like there is one called “are we Christian?” and it includes the alpha male shaving and then going off to the Mormon temple, with his mother. But in the video he is struggling to find the correct diplomatic words to not alienate his audience. That he was taking for granted was Christian, but I am not and neither is anyone, including him. It is true that he/you may believe in the Christian god and therefore you claim to be Christian, but if I told you I believed in aliens from outer space and therefore claimed to be one it doesn’t make me an alien from outer space. It makes you a fo... Savage stop that now. that may hurt his feelings. It makes you a follower of a Christian religion. 

Finally Alice the reason why I was making that making that featureless face was because I am planning to create a vlog on YouTube now that I have the time and the correct programs on my devices and I may have worked out how to do it effectively but then again I could be totally wrong; or it could be I am not quick enough.

Aren't we all undead, except the dead?

Aren't we all undead, except the dead?

Isn’t the living, not dead? Well duh, yeah are you thick or something? Isn't that the same as saying we are undead, if it’s not then I answer your question of my intelligence yes, I maybe thick or something. As I believe that I am missing something obliviously bad about the statement “we are going to be over-run by the undead when the zombie apocalypse happens” when I am just sitting (or standing) around near by them thinking stuff like, ‘when it happens?’ ‘that’d be cool’ ‘if it happened that’d be a world worth living in’ ‘a world where life is harsh and we have our place back in the food chain instead of being elevated above of it just eating for the sake of it not because we need to’ ‘that’d be epic’ ‘that’d be awesome’.

Now you may have realised from that glimpse into my mind that I don’t think there will be a zombie apocalypse, at least not until people master the nuances of reanimating a lifeless corpse permanently, at least.

I hope to see anyone else’s perspectives on this semi-sincere posts topic in the comment section below, please.

Day 87

Day 87;

So the eighth day of the posts that start with a fat lady, so I shall start the post off with an image of a fat lady...

Dog

But above isn’t a fat dog as it has eaten too much, it’s only fat as it pregnant. You can find the article that I found it on, here.

The below youtube video is a video of Aron Ra’s 33 minute and 17 second long speech called “Show me the Truth of it”.

I enjoyed the little parabol of Kim Jong-il, the Kim Jong-il, was the Supreme Leader of The Democratic People's Republic of Korea from 1994 to 2011 (Thanks to Wikipedia for the article).

The next video is another video by Aron Ra, and it’s called “Correcting Ken Ham and his Facebook following”.

I feel an almost overwhelming sympathy for the children of the people that he’s talking about to the end of that video. Because I know that I could do a better job in raising their children in that aspect. Probably not in any of the other aspects to do with raising a family, but within that one aspect I could excel. Which is probably why I will never father any children, I suck at basically all social occasions. I am like a big 5ft+ ant that you want to step on and get on with your lives.

Typing of ants I click on a small pest exterminator as well today. They exterminate Rats, Mice, Moles, Rabbits, Squirrels, Birds, Cockroaches, Ants, Bed Bugs, Fleas and Stored Goods Pests. Of which half of named pests are insects/bugs.

Of which I shall put to on side, for the moment at least. So I’ve now got the five rodent species and the avian species. Now rats and mice have never really bothered me apart from the times when I have been instructed to pick up some wild ones, partially as they look so small and delicate in the wild and I am scared that I may hurt them and the other part is my sent if I transfer enough of my sent onto them especially to the younger ones their families might disown them or worse kill them. Moles who’d want to kill them? They’re under the ground, not bothering anyone, most of the time. As for rabbits you can see them bounding about during the day times on the green fields of England for the majority of the spring, summer time but I thought that everyone liked rabbits, except Molly (the dog that is) who’s terrified of them. Squirrels now with them like the rest of the rodent species/ types, they have never really bothered me it could just be that I’m a scary guy and they just ran away every time that I got close to them, but that is the response that they have to pretty much every human.

Birds, I like Black birds, Ravens, Jackdaws; pretty much birds with darker feathers, I don’t really mind birds as long as they keep they’re beaks shut, as after a while even the greatest ever constructed bird song just gets boring and dry. Now I have come to my least favourite of the avian families, the pigeon. The pigeon/pig with wings; is my least favourite as of that ghastly hooting sound that it makes, also because it’s that type of bird that has quite literally infested from lands end to John o’ Groats, or the other way around if you want to get it correct.