Day 702

Day 702;

So that was today the 7th hundredth and 2nd, and today was as plain as every apart from, I had the athletics thing and I attempted my first ranked battles today (Splatoon).

Ranked Battles are fun but they can go disastrously especially if you're on my team/the same team as me.No thanks to me my team had concurred all of the Slat Zones and we were on our way to win this match when they had got someone into the splat Zone Disrupting the timer so my team only had 3p to get until we won and then the opposition gets back and disrupt our little victory session by stealing away the turf we had gained and almost stealing the win from us, but they didn't manage it thankfully . The results were something like 97 to 54, now that was a close one as it ran into over time.

Athletics thing today was fun but I received an award today but the thing was the Jack Petchey (.sp) award but now I've got to collect a Madalion at some fancy event. I hate fancy almost as much as I hate excuses.

What's your Excuse?

I don't have one, I just wasn't good enough,

Now I hope you realise the contradiction in thee.

Contradiction, what contradiction?

In what you typed, as you first typed "I don't know" but then you gave it an answer anyway,

Day 701

Day 701;

So n this day I discovered that Mich looked different a long time ago, when I was still living... in a room that is now a hallway and a bathroom.

Linked to that I found a photograph of the rooms bedsheets as it was in the same envelope that photos used to come in, before digital photograph became a thing.

Am I really showing my age now or what?

Well I knew there was a photograph of the duvet cover in that envelope that I wanted to show Mich as I thought it was interesting that he was putting a clean duvet cover on my bed that was very old and I just so happened to come across that photo first, well in actual fact I came across every photo in the envelope at least once before I finally found the photo that I was looking for.

I did't find my GBA today either, but in sporting news today England football team drew with Ireland 0-0, Novac lost in the french open final after knocking out good old mr Murray in the semi final, which concluded yesterday, from the day that I'm writing this post about.  Oh yes that was it Allergy is ecstatic about Lewis winning another F1 race. But the FIFA women's world cup started yesterday but England hasn't got a match until Tuesday, which should be interesting.

Today on Splatoon I managed to climb the final 2 levels so I am now level 10 now I can finally start some Ranked Battles, whivh should be fun, Today I got myself 611 points in a round if I had been on the winning side in that battle I would have earned 911 points but sadly I was top of the loosing team,  then In other rounds today I came stone cold bottom of the 8 players.

Day 700

Day 700;

Woah it's been day 700.

The 700th day  has just passed me by with only a 1lb gain, which does take me closer to my ideal BMI closer than yesterday and the day before, as I was below it one day ago and I was above it the day before ], as I only did 30 minutes on the rowing machine today perhaps I should try doing 35 minutes then my BMI could be correct. but I don't know, I'll try it out tomorrow.

But also today you played some more Splatoon, didn't you?

Why yes, I did (I have little to no actual reason why I started my answer with a question that wasn't really a question) as I played Splatoon I realised that when I am playing well my team often isn't as I had splatted over a score of over 500 points numerous times today and then at the end of the game I collected my points as XP the players on the winning team get a 300 and  I was in 5th position overall/ the highest of the loosing team but then in the next two games I generally switched from the best in my team to the wordy player. But then when I was the worst player in my team or there about we occasionally won some of our games. In my 1 stint of playing today I climbed two levels, from six to eight, I think, almost god enough for some of those Ranked Battles. As you have to be at level 10 to play at them.

Day 699

Day 699:

So today was the next day in this disappointing adventure that I call my life.

But today I got my 40 minutes on the rowing machine done but in doing that I lost 2lbs in weight, but the biggest looser today was Mich who managed to loose 3lbs and he is getting very confused by the weigh in process, as am I, as from what he has told me his weights don't make any sense as yesterday he gained 1lb but he's saying to me that he didn't eat anything due to certain reasons until he got home and then he ate something, but then today he had a meal at lunch time at work a meal of fish and chips, and he didn't move around as much today as yesterday as he was saying  that he walked about 3 miles around London yesterday also.

But I'm stumped for an answer to his problems maybe yesterday he consumed a lot of fluids but today less fluids? Seems to be a problem, maybe I should  find another set of scales, to verify it for him?

Day 698

Day 698;

Now up today I purchased two GC GBA link cables the same ones that are used for the creation of the game play for the following video:



The thing was that there were only two in stock and they were reduced in price of £9.99, but if you see here together that isn't enough to get the delivery cost as free. 2 pence shy in actuality so I was prepared to say that I'd wait until someone else had something that they wanted to get from Amazon before I purchased them.  So then I asked Allergy, "what was that Disney DVD that you forgot about buying the last time you ordered stuff from Amazon" and then she was happy with me as she was waiting for another excuse to purchase that DVD, now I don't mind being used as an excuse but with that she also got me to spend this afternoon watching the film Guardians of the Galaxy with her which wasn't some tortuous experience as I actually like that film but I had only got my 20 minutes work out on the rowing machine done this morning so I thought that I could get an extra 10 or 20 minutes done tonight like usual after dinner before I do my Wii Fit weigh in at the end of today, but today we were still eating diner when it was the time for the weigh  in so basically I failed in my plans for today.

But I have o remind myself that there is tomorrow to hopefully get it correct. Then I should be off to find my old GBA.

Day 697

Day 697;

So that number is what day it is, of my life since I started doing this pointless waste of my useless time.

But today I went to the Gym and it started with 20 minutes on the cross trainer and it ended with 10 minutes on the exercise bike, in-between I did a selection of weight machines nothing too heavy though. But I was worn out by the end go it I decided that I was too lazy to go on the rowing machine at home all that means is that I am going to have to do 30 minutes tomorrow instead of 20 minutes tomorrow.

But today on YouTube I have been listening to a music feed and the following song came up in it.



I can't remember it's exact reference to me but I'm thinking that it had something to do with a ski trip that I went on with school all of those years ago, I think it had something to do with Easto and Ebba, but I cannot remember.

I'm unsure if I should send this blog post to Easto or not?

Why not, that'd be one sure fire way to see if it is or not?

Hang on a second he might read some of the previous days post as well,

I know that is why I am hesitant of it.

So what if he does?....  what doesn't he like the sound of silence?

I don't know if he likes or really even cares about that song. Why?

Then what's your problem?

Fine then I'll show this blogpost to him.

Day 696

Day 696;

So it has been another boring old day of my life.

But what have you done?

Well from my amazing memory powers I deduce that I went on the rowing  machine twice today. As well as doing that work I have also been listening to some music and lyric of some of the Bloodhound Gangs songs, some of them are hilarious.

But in Games I have unlocked Dr Marrio and two others as playable characters on Super Smash Bros. as I think that one of the two others was mr Game and Watch, but I couldn't find him after I had unlocked him which is why I am only stating that I think that I unlocked him, Doc Mario you have to defeat him on the Isle Delfino arena, but what the hell nintendo? When on earth or in the mushroom kingdom did Doc Mario go to Isle Defino? It was Super Mario in Super Mario Sunshine that went to that Island.

But in final news I managed to get 89 rupees in one go on the baseball mini game but I missed 1 times 20 rupes in a bird that flew across the screen in that go, which is very disappointing.

Day 695

Day 695;

As on this day I have already forgot the vast majority of what I have done.

But from what I can remember I had a 10 minute row on the rowing machine and I went to athletics.

Obviously I did some more stuff like my daily Wii Fit body test, and I had lost some weight. But other than that I have a blank space in my mind, n the corner of it that has stored what I have done today.

But with Blank Space I have remembered some thoughts that I was having when the infernal noise of, I think, Taylor Swift,  started blaring out across the car which has some very concerning lyrics in the Lyrics I am referring to are the ones that "Starbucks Lovers" now I know that you may like Starbucks coffee but how could you Love a whole business? 

Day 694

Day 694;

This night I would like to say hello, darkness, my old friend.



I know that you can't view the above video but if you click on the link to YouTube you should be able to view it,

Now this song resonates with me for multiple reasons the first is because I can sill remember myself playing parts of it in the school orchestra as I used to play the trumpet, when I still could play that is, but I failed my first attempt at a musical instrument exam, that was a grade 1 exam I failed but I passed my first attempt at a grade 2 exam; go figure f you can and they were the only exams that I took for playing a Trumpet back before I became this sobering imbecile whose text your reading at the moment.

Another reason is the fact that I am mute and silence sounds good to me, even though silence is very difficult to come by, especially with a mind like mine in my head as it can be silent everywhere else but then my head is like a runaway train it just steams off all over the place, thinking random thoughts, some more connected than others Like there was one that I had when I saw Het; which was totally uncalled for and unwarranted (as it was a though about how beautiful she was looking).

But now that's enoubth about the song what did you get up to?

Well today I played through the Amiibo quest for the paint roller on Splatoon, well I could only complete the first stage as that is how far I had got completed on the normal mode but it was fun using the roller.

And elsewhere in my life  I attempted to complete the home-run derby again I was thinking that I got a high score of 82 or something like that and the bird was flying across the screen but I missed the bird which cost me the mini game but since then the best I can do on it is 71 rupees which isn't bathing the baby (getting the job done, I think it means at least).

Day 693

Day 693;

Now today was the day,

What day? Other than 693rd day which is just another number with 3 digits another really unspectacular day.

But Red did you forget what is set to happen on this day?

No... wha... oh yeah that thing.

Care to elaborate?

Ok, well you see that there savage freak had some of his friends come around.

Did he? He's got friends?

Yes I do have friends Yellow and they are very nice to me and good to me also, ad they are way too modest by stating that I wiped the floor with them. Which I did not do at all. In none of the games I wiped the floor with them but the closest game that I did that literally could probably be Splatoon but I only splatted them approximately as much as they splatted me and the winner was on all but 1 of the occasions was the person with the Wii U gamepad the only occasion was in the very first match when I was being generous and allowing Het to go first on the game pad meanwhile Easto was on a different controller this was the each of their first turns on this fame But Easto managed to adapt to his controls quicker, and then therefore won that round.

We also played Mario Kart 8 but that was last up about the 3 hour mark of play and we only got approximately 20 minutes of game play before the controls battery died on us, of which Het was excellent at especially in the 200cc races that we tried out. but se doesn't like Rainbow Road from the MK SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System). But when I first played a 200cc race I returned to 50cc and the Karts seemed like they were sitting still behind me still on there blocks.

Finally I have arrived at the midway point in my afternoon, we'll I have done what I did first, first. Then what I did last second so now it's time for what I did in the middle which was to play on some Super Smash Bros. as I did Easto and Het were flattering my ego by saying that I had lasted the longest in sudden death new challenger shenanigans I did but I couldn't land a critical hit on it to allow me to knock t out But then Easro went and beat the new challenger. And this was my daily bit of Zelda for the day as I played as Toon Link  at least once during this gaming session.

Day 693

Day 693;

So it has been the day that I have numbered 693, which was interesting as I received Splatoon today.

Splatoon is a good game, but I am terrible at it especially the online game part. Of which in the morning when I was on the rank of 1 my team lost all 3 of our turf wars, which could have been due to the fact that some of the players had a level of up to 10+ but then that's negated by the fact that on my team there was also some level 10+ players on it, as in all 3 of the battles I came in 8th out of 8 [layers and I was the lowest ranked player on any of the teams. Then I had my first 10 minute work out, of the day, on the rowing machine.

Next up on Splatoon I can't really remember what I did I start my journey as Cap'n Cuttlefish's third agent to help in his fight against those Octopuses (or is it Octopi?) who've stolen the little electric fish that power squid city, I had started doing that by the end of the first stint so lets say that that's 2/3 fish found by the end of this stint, of which I followed up by rowing for another 10 minutes.

Now it's that time for my third stint at the game but thistle I did my 10 minutes of working out before it, due to wiimote's batteries had been flattened by the end of the previous session so I had waited and worked out a bit, before getting back onto Splatoon but when I did I probably saved the 3/3 little electric fish, and I was called for dinner after though.

So now it's time for my 4th 10 minute work out of the day, and when I had done hat I got in a few minutes on Splatoon it was agains the level boss, defeating him was simple it's about how good you are at dodging it's purple slams, but all in all good easy boss to start off the game.

But on Zelda today I was trying my hands at the OctoBall derby I managed to get a high score of 61 I've got to do much, well 39 better to get myself the piece of heart;

Day 692

Day 692;

So today has been that day, and In my first 5 minute row of the day I only manages 1.7km and I was about 8 seconds off getting 1.8 in it as well.

Then when I was doing the 10 minutes on the rowing machine later on this day,  and I went again on the rowing machine for 15 minutes, that makes it 30 minutes for today, I like that number, it equals half an hour which is almost as good as an hour.  60 minutes on the rowing machine... I've got to do that one of these days which is almost as good as 100 minutes; which would be a dream to do that much in one stint.

 If i did that long on the rowing machine all in one strict at a speed of 0.3km per minute 30km, for one stint of my work out I should probably die be the end of it which would be a bonus.

I can cross my fingers all I want it wont change a thing as if I can beat Yuga the likelihood that the game id going to give me another heart container has just dropped away sharply as I have just  got my next piece of heart for scoring 150 points in the rupee rush mini game Lorule, as well as that I gathered the Red Tunic from within Lorule Castle plus the second stage for defeating Yuga is a lot like how you supposed to defeat Phantom Gannon in both Ocarina of Time and Wind Waker. Which should mean that I was wrong about there being a Ganon fight in this game, and it's more of a Yuga in a Ganon costume. Buy I should really be off getting the complete number of heart containers before I challenge Yuga for another fight.

Day 691

Day 691;

Today on day numbered 691I got another go at breaking my target of 1km in under 5 minuets, on the gym's rowing machine, but I was slightly off, actually I wasn't slightly off, I was more of 15.9 seconds off it, which is more than slightly off.

But that pitiful display on the gym's rowing machines today is still my best that I have done on those rowing machines,

Ever?

I  think, at the gym at least, but that is not good enough. As I have just done 1.7km in 5 minutes on the rowing machine that's at my home, I was only doing 5 minutes as a start today on that rowing machine as I didn't want to get very hot and sweaty as I was set to go to GAK' residents today.

Then later on in the day I did another 5 minutes on the rowing machine that is at my home, it was another little 5 minutes, 1.7km jaunt.

But today I got confused as I was looking at a tortoise and at first glance it appeared to have 2 beady little red eyes, but then after I had watered some of the plants that were in the green house I came back to the tortoise to check on it, and as I did I realised that they weren't it's eyes but they were beneath the critters eyes so I told Tini about this development, using a talking machine,  she told me that it was strawberry that the tortoise had been eating.

And latter on today I did another 5 minutes on the rowing machine/1.7km. So in total that makes 10 minutes and 3.4 km during the course of today. But in the Link Between Worlds I stopped after I had blown all of my Rupees on the Cucco game but I'm still terrible at it I only lasted 24.14 seconds against those obese Cuccos, but I found myself another piece of heart, so if I am correct I should now have to defeat Yuga to get the 20th heart container. but I don't know, fingers crossed. I have found the Hylian Shield but it was in Lorule not in Hyrule... Hylian = Hyrule not Lolian = Lorule, So it should have ben the Lolian shield how did an item of foreign nature to the world that the game is set in turn up in a dungeon.

Dau 890

Day 890;

So today I lost the second pound that I put on 2 days ago, so now I'm back to a more usual weigh,t well my weight before it asked me for an excuse for my weight gain.

What is IT?

It was Wii Fit.

So you're still at it are you?

Yes I am. But tonight it was another disappointing night for Mich on the Wii Fit, so I pointed out the Rowing Machine as in a way to say "you could always use that" and he said something which shocked me. As what he said was something like that he knows he could use it but he's not a driven person unlike me...?

What you're a driven person?

Apparently so.

But he could have been meaning that I was actually driven into, within the event that left this blog as one of my only outlets to inform other members of the public about my existence, not that it's anything important; but this is my way of screaming from the rooftops about random things, but I never did that even when I could talk, at least I don't think that I did.

I hate excuses, they just sound oh so pathetic.

I tailed at dodging the Cuccos for 100 seconds also today.

But today in my Rows I managed 3.4 in the first 10 minutes which isn't really too bad, I don't think is is at last. But then in my second 10 minute row of the day I could only manage 3.3 km, which was a bit disapointinh.

Day 689

Day689;

Now today has been the day that I have numbered 689, and today was another persons day of celebration for the AoE. As it was Emu's yesterday and it was GAK today.

But fortunately I didn't have to go out to funny place for dinner today as Tini prepared a delicious buffet (which if spelt phonetically looks something more like Buf-fey instead of Buff-et), but I should really get onto a different observation that no body cares about, and it is ;like this I have 2 female siblings A and E/ the first 2 vowels and they are each going out/dating with some males of the first two consonants (a B and a C), So aA is dating B and E is dating C; which is unusual.

But I didn't make any progress on a Link Between Worlds today which wasn't surprising as I now shall be attempting to dodge  flying Cuccos for 100 seconds before going back to the treacheries tower to defeat advanced mode again so I can see what the other reward for completing the tower is as I got the super touch last time, that I completed it.

But then if I manage to got both of those parts complete and I'm still lacking in a 4th piece of heart then where should I look? I just don't know.

Day 688

Day 688;

So today was the next day of 2 fat ladies and I'm thinking that I will be fat by the time that this day has been and gone.

But about yesterday's Eurovision I was shocked that the UK managed to score 5 points, as they did. Which was better than France, Germany and Austria. I was shocked by this, As I did also yesterday manage to get away a dew goes on Splatoon the global testfire demo which was epic, especially as I came 3rd on my team at least 3 times, I'm not very good you see.

There was disappointment today if your name is Allergy or if you support Lewis Hamilton in the F1 world championships, which is basically the same as Lewis's grasp on the title was cut in half today, as he was beaten into third position on the race that he was winning comfortably thanks to an error by the drivers garage. The official story id that the garage's GPS was at fault so they were thinking that the garage could get Lewis for an additional pit stop in the race, but why did they want him to take another pit stop? in doing that it's cost Mercedes the Monaco GP 1 2 so they got the 1 3 instead, but the incorrect racer got first place in this time.

But today I put on 2 pounds in weight what can you expect from me only doing 20 minutes on the rowing machine as well as going out for a dinner rather late on in the day. Due to it being Emu's anniversary day today for which I had made a card which was decorated with some pictures that I found of some actual Emu's not of the Emu that I occasionally type about, the one whose party we were having today.

Day 687

Day 687;

Today was the day that I have numbered 687, but nothing special about today; happened to me that is but to you that could be different..

So I was watching the folioing video to learn how about Old English I have been doing that lately due to my curiosity about the old english Gods, as we were all pagans before a group of clever guys/gals came to the educated decision that it'd be a hell of a lot easier to control people and they're actions, to make them all perform a certain role in society if they only had one god/goddess to make all of the sheep of religion all flock to one space (be it a church, mosque or synagog) instead of having many different temples to all of the gods and goddesses for people to of to, as a means of centralising all of the staff to one designated position which cuts the costs as you have to remember a religion is a business, as they have staff who need paying and the expenses on the premises which should include tax, they each have there own agendas etc.



Now I know you may think that the singing is all out of tune, that's what Allergy said to me at least, as for me I couldn't tell as I have never heard that song sang in tune.

On the rowwing machine today I did 30 minutes in 3 separate 10 minutes stints, on the first I did 3.3 KM second I did 3.2 KM but then on my third time of trying i managed to get 3.3 KM. Finally in Lorule today I got to the 45th floor in the Treacherous Tower which isn't good enough, so that'd be it for four things that just weren't good enough.

Day 686

Day 686;

As today has past me by, meanwhile I was getting a good short 20 minutes on the rowing machine out of the way within 2 turns at it, the first was after I had watered the plants and I had gone for a little wander around the place that I live in and my GAK wasn't complaining about the place that she is in as she didn't say that she wanted to go home once today.

But she was still complaining about the chef, or rather the lack of one.

Yes I know, but as soon as they get installed a decent chef up at that place the better the experience would be for all of the inmates, in that residential home.

So today I got the 5th bottle in a Link Between Worlds, as I have upgraded the Master Sword to it's highest level now all that's left is for me to upgrade Link to his best form, with all 20 heart containers and I am 3/4 of the way getting to Yuga in Lorule Castle so Yuga is heart container number 20 but before that I still need to uncover the 3rd and 4th pieces of heart container, as i'm thinking that one is in treacherous tower under the advanced difficulty but then I'm thinking the final piece of heart can be got at by completing the cucco mini game in Rooster mode, which is too challenging for the likes of me, but I'll persevere. 

Day 685

Day 685;

So today is day numbered 685, and I have been watching BBC Question Time from ages ago today as well as doing some research on some old English figures of myths,

Anglo Saxson beliefs directly parallel that of Norse mythology like Þunor or Tunor who was basically Thor he was even the son of Woden, the chief of the Anglo Saxon gods like one Mr Odin as if you wanted to find out a bit about the gods of old school Britain/England you could just click HERE.

I like Mythology, it reminds me that if I accomplish anything in this pathetic life of mine then that will be a fact and if not I have nothing to worry about at least it won't be made into a mythology, like the Bible. 

But Savage did you have to put that dig into that?

What did?

I'm typing about that part "like the Bible".

What do you have a problem with me calling the Bible a book of mythology?

Yes..

Why it is a book of mythology?

But people actually believe it's true, and they believe that by believing that they somehow make themselves better people due to the fact that they believe in something that is incredibly improbable and they cherish there beliefs in stark ignorance t the evidence contrary to it.

Well every Mythology has had at least one adherent since they were created many years previously even the Anglo Saxon, Egyptian, Greek, Roman, Norse of which the Christian Church has absorbed some of the traditions changes the names and altered the purposes but over time that happens like christmas used to be a day like every other but then when those romans got they're hands on it and then the modern-day capitalist consensus got it's grubby paws around it's shallow neck it's throttling it for every £ and pence that it can get at.

Day 684

Day 684;

So today I went to the gym, and in the gym I saw 3 people that I knew from school, I saw OB, HB and MF; the OB and HB are brothers in this case not HB the girl; whose bruva is OE.

Please note I stated bruva not brother for the HB due to the fact that the two of them aren't actually related.

But today I have done 20 minutes on the rowing machine which means that I just need  to do 20 more minutes overtime on future days to make it equal 10 minutes on the rowing machine per day discounting all, but 10, of the minutes that I did soon after it arrived at my home. I also went to the gym today but I had to have Mich as a stand in instructor today, and it was then I saw the 3 people that I knew from school and I mentioned first in this blogpost.

But with my cartoon watching fix I today finished my watch through of Naruto, the complete 220 episodes of it. So I'm looking for another series to watch, but the first of the top 25 cartoons is Naruto Shippuuden which isn't completed as of yet, but then in second on the list is Bleach which is an older production as it started in 2004 which was before I was knocked sillier by that car (or those cars) and I used to watch that show as well from time to time if you'd know this tiny fact; I was younger back then so you could probably understand me watching cartoons but now I'm an old man I know I should start acting my age but why? As I was about to state I watched a few episodes of Bleach  it was good with the hero being a death god and all of that but Death Note was greater and it was about about death gods. But then Bleach lasted 366 episodes meanwhile Death Note only lasted 37 episodes. Now on to 3rd spot on that list as it was One Piece which is a second ongoing title and it's even older than Bleach due to the first episode was aired on the 20 of October 1999 and it's still going. So on to 4th and this one I have seen all 51 of the episodes and it's a good one as it's called Full Metal Alchemist, and I may have watched it a long time ago but it's a good little series. 5th on the list is the one that I said was better than number 2 as it is Death note, So that should mean that it is Bleach that I will probably be watching after I get back from writing my comic book; as that is my next project.

But in my Quest though Hytule I stalled it in place for today as I couldn't dodge the Cucco's in the most challenging mode I think, as 1. Egg 2. Chick 3. Rooster, as i'm stuck on rooster difficulty, for the moment at least.