Day 1069

Day §1069:

So this morning I had a dream but it was a slightly odd dream as in  it I was playing roller hockey with ice skates on, and thats not the oddest part as it appeared to be working without taking giant gashes out of the floor until the skates broke which was slightly disconcerting but then the weirdest
 thing happened as I was signing (finger spelling) in BSL and a man actually understood what I was signing; which was the amazing part.

Breakfast: cereal, banana and strawberry.
Lunch: a buffet lunch with arctic roll.
Dinner: peas carrot potatoes and some trifle.
Drinks: 3 300ml mug of milk,1 300ml mug of fruit juice and a 300ml mug of fizzy grape juice.

Today I have done basically nothing, on any important note. But hockey people are some very nice people basically. I know that when I was younger I had a slight incident with an opposition player but that was a very long time ago and I didn't even notice it, which could be as we have so much padding on while we are playing you can get hit around the back of your head and the first thing you knew about it was after after the match, as I had just checked this opposition player into the boards then I was going back into a defensive position, and then apparently the boy that I checked launched a fist at the back of my head; I say apparently as I didn't feel a things I just kept on skating back to my defensive position. 

Day 1068

Day 1068;

This morning I was attempting to reconcile the complements that I received yesterday, the complements about my defensive skill at roller hockey within my head.

Breakfast: cereal, apple and banana.
Lunch: carrots, peas, potato, soufflé, sherry trifle and bailey's bread & butter pudding.
Dinner: buffet with some more of that raspberry cake.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

As I bit into the bread & butter pudding, it tasted nice just as nice as I could remember her making it in the past snd it tasting the same, but then the after taste, I didn't really like the after taste.

But then here's the thing would you say the bellow antics are people being fearless or foolish...? Or neither?



As I used to do some similar stuff to the defence I even spent quite a considerable amount of time in defence one match, in one stint, I'm unsure of how long it was but I knew that I was getting involved  in almost all of the oppositions attacks on our goal and I am thinking that I had kept them out go the goal, along side of my defensive partner(s) and I had ran myself ragged and I'd have to skate towards the bench to get a substitute on the pitch instead of me. But I wasn't sure if they'f actually called me back or if they wanted me to carry on playing, as I like create a bubble around me when I playing, it's like there could be an explosion behind me and I wouldn't notice,

Day 1067

Day 1067;

So today was the day that I have been waiting for which has been fun but its also been a bit frustrating,

Breakfast: cereal and banana.
Lunch: main I cannot remember but for dessert raspberry cake.
Dinner: spaghetti bolognese and chocolate trifle.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 3 or 4 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

As usual on Saturdays I played a bit of boccia today then I did a bit of the multi sports club, then finally after 9 years away from the sport I had half an hour of skating around in my hockey shirt with my name and number on it's back in full kit minus the small thing that keeps my glasses on my nose instead of having them slip down my nose making my effectively bind minus the about 2m close to me.

The Puck is also an oddity to play with as I'm use to playing it with a small orange ball, which makes it quicker and obviously easier to play, I think as the ball doesn't stay still but this puck stays stationary so you have to put it under almost constant force to get it to go with you.

And my picture that I put on fact book of me back in my kit got 12 likes, which is kind of unheard of for me, and 2 comments from 2 very complementary people, who played as goalies, about my defensive skill of back in the old days, I was very flattered.

Day 1066

Day 1066;

Now today I think I guessed the song that I was going to put in yesterdays post as I can kind of remember  thinking about it yesterday in relation to my blog, I think.

Breakfast: cereal, apple and banana

Lunch: the other half of that 9 inch pizza.

Dinner: macaroni cheese and some chocolate truffle.
Drinks: 2 3900ml mugs of milk and 3 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

Song...

Now it's just the context that I'm having trouble with now, so I'll just go back and check it out.

No it's gone from my memory completely.

Liar...

What was that Yellow?

I said LIAR.

Why?

Because you lied.

How?

You didn't tell the truth.

What, when?

You said "it's gone from my memory completely" but that was just after you had put that song up.

How was that a lie? so I had typed that I'd be looking in the previous days posts for any hints to what the story could have been behind it, I checked and I couldn't find any leads.

Day 1065

Day 1065;

So today has been the next day of my long... probably too long existence,

Breakfast: cereal, banana and apple.

Lunch: ham and cheese inside pastry with a pack of cheese quavers.

Dinner: half of a 9 inch margarita pizza.

Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 2 and a half 300ml mugs of fruit juice,

Today I have learnt some shininess about the referendum, about how leaving the EU could be the only way to safeguard the NHS from privatisation, potentially, 

How humorous, I'm meaning that wasn't it Mr Nigel Farage that was suggesting more privatisation in the NHS a few years ago, but then he changed his tune after the media backlash and now as it looks as if UKIP could be the only party standing in the way of a privatisation.

  

Day 1064

Day 1064;

So today legal highs became illegal well they were saying from 00:00 midnight tonight, which is a bit messed up, I never got to try one.

Breakfast cereal, banana and apple.

Linch: I cannot remember but I can remember eating 3 halves of cakes.

Dinner:fishcakes, peas, carrots and new potatoes;  

Now I am thinking that I did some exercise today as I have gone to the gym. in the gym today I did for my usual 15 minute warm up drill on the lateral trainer and then I did an extra minute as I couldn’t see. Then I moved on to an arm weight machine, next up I’ve forgotten what I did but I know that I finished up on the exercise bike for 5 minutes.

Now that was yesterday but I wasn’t able to actually get online last night to put it up else wise I’d have got a song, off of youtube to go with it but I have forgot the song and it’s link to my post.

But why don't you take a look at the below YouTube video.

That gay man is great.

Day 1063

Day 1063;



Breakfast: a bowl of cereal, apple and banana.
Lunch: a bowl of spaghetti hoops on toast with some ham.
Dinner: meat pie, peas carrots and crochet potatoes.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

Tommy Robinson my be furious but he's also quite correct, about there being a double standard, not about this being a christian nation anymore, at least I don't think it is a christian nation, didn't the level of Christians within this country drop beneath the 50% mark the last time we had a census?



What else have I done today?

...

I know that Mich has power washed the outside floor which made it look better.

...

But that was Mich, not me.

Oh and me on my continuing quest to get myself fit enough to play roller hockey.

Day 1062 ++

Day 1062++:

So I have just realised that I have forgot to inform you of what happened to me yesterday, other than that slight pro-union of Europe thing.

As what I did yesterday was I went skiing and then I went to athletics,

But today in Skiing...

I stacked it, for all who don't know what doing that entails it's basically a fall so I fell over, what happened was I was turning left and my left ski got burred under snow so I lifted my foot out of the snow, unfortunately my left ski didn't come with my foot so I was already leaning over my left side of my body to turn left my ski had just come off so I face planted in the snow, which was fun.

Then next up I played around with my hockey stick in the garden I was practising ball control as it shouldn't be long now until I get to play a bit of hockey for real, but this time will be with a puck. so practising ball control shouldn't really help. But I must remember to keep my centre of gravity low while playing, make it harder for them to knock me over. besides my hockey stick is now short so especially with a puck I will have to get down low.

Then finally today I had athletics and there was that thing that I put on last nights post about Dolly wanting to stay in the EU. Which I can't understand, yeah sure it'd be easier to stay in the EU. But if we stay in the EU we still have to pay our quite considerable membership fee, which I know we get some of back to be spent on projects that the EU want us to spend it on, that is f**ked up, they might as well not give us it back and instead spend the money for us that way it'd be more of "this *insert name of an object* was given to you by the EU" instead of having a plaque which says "this *insert name of an object* was bought for you by the EU" both mean the same.

Day 1062

Day 1062;

Today I have learnt of a group of people that are pro-EU.

Breakfast: cereal, apple and banana.
Lunch: cheese sandwich and biscuits.
Dinner: pasta + meat balls and a salted caramel chocolate pot.
Snaks: cake.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 3 300,ml mugs of fruit juice.

Pro EU ramble were being lead by Dolly, and there was only 2 of us that didn't put our hands in to the middle, me and Jasman (my "friend" from last week) didn't.If I could have spoke then I would have told them what I thought of it, which is that I don't believe that we are in the safest position when it comes down to it with the EU, as what is it that Dave Cameron wants to welcome Turkey into the EU which has got a high warning level for terrorism coming from there as well as a muslim majority, of which I'm thinking that a radical muslim preacher within a declaration of war against the west told his supporters to flood the EU and impregnate a lot of the women, over here to get a muslim majority on the west to work towards Mohammed's dream of muslim world domination. and even as I have no daughters I have some sisters and some friends that are girls, like Rose who actually put her hand in at the aforementioned juncture, that I am not wanting to get raped as that was what the muslim preacher man was was quite obviously alluding towards within his speech.

Day 1061

Day 1061;

So this morning I remembered  bit of what I was about to type yesterday but I never did, as yesterday I managed to get to my kcal goal, by about just before 3 o'clock I decided to play some more LoZ: TP and I defeated a mini boss that looked like a frog but on it's back it had a shoal of pirañas of which it shook them off to attack me then it'd jump up into the air and tries to squish me. Which was fun.

Breakfast: cereal, apple, banana and grapes.
Lunch: I cannot remember my main course but I know that I ate some cake for afters
Dinner: chicken, sausage, peas, carrots, stuffing and potato.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

Today I missed my kcal goal and I put on a pound. But today I did do a 5 minute stint of chrunches then I followed it up by doing a 5 minute stint of sit-ups.

Yesterday or was it today? I watched Man U win the FA cup for a record equaling 12th time. record is now shushed bettween Arsnel and Man U.

Day 1060

Day 1060;

Today I had boccia practise, and I also had that little run around session in the hall afterwards, which I used in part to hone my stick and ball skills.

Breakfast: cereal.
Lunch: spaghetti hoops on pork pie with a side order of toast and then I ate my way through a banana and some grapes.
Dinner: mac cheese with ham, chips and chocolate trifle.
Drinks:2 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.
Snaks: I ate some more of my chocolate box.

Urg stick and ball, that just looks... disturbing,

Why we had these plastic sticks and we were hitting a ball around with them... Oh you were thinking "dirty" thoughts,

Only as you were. just as you were thinking how sexy rose looked in those trousers she wore on Monday, I think they are called Yoga pants.

Red! Shut up.But today in Boccia I lost my fist 2 games without scoring a sing;t point, then in my third game I actually won it...

...
 
just.

Day 1059

Day 1059;

So today I missed out on my kcal goal by 12 kcal's. At least that's what my wii fit told me at the time of my weigh in, but I managed to reach my kcal's burnt today later,

Breakfast: cereal, banana and apple.
Lunch: cheese sandwich and cakes.
Dinner: chicken, carrots. chips and trifle.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk, 2 300ml mugs of fruit squash.

But today I realised that I had some more time to get into better shape before getting to play any hockey than I first thought. So I should keep myself getting stronger to negligée the factors that I guess could use as excuses, to expunge all of the pity that they may feel, for me it's a bloody insult to be the object of someones pity, save your pity for those that need it.

Now today I have done a 15 minute work out in the downstairs and I have also done a little exercise that I call the mummy sit-up, which has a name suggests is quite similar to that of the sit-up but you have to initiate your sit-ups from a lying down position and your arms are supposed to be stretched out in fount of you, when you are trying those.

Day 1058

Day 1058;

My weight increased by 2 pounds today, but were my abs that I was feeling the other day just wish thinking or were they a mirage?

Breakfast: cereal.
Lunch: I can't remember.
Dinner: I can't remember but I had some tiramisu for my pudding.
Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk and 3 300ml mugs of fruit juice.
Snaks: 1 pack of 3 turkish delights.
Drinks 2 300ml mugs of milk and 3 300ml mugs of fruit juice,

I have forgotten almost everything I did today, but I know that I have met my kcal goal but it was after my deadline, but from what I can remember I have been attempting to do my fitness regime, you know the 60 shenanigans and other stuff.

Oh and I have just remembered what I have done for part of today, It was watch some of the top 10 best (I thought that was what the top was about) horror anime.

Day 1057

Day 1057;

So on this day |I managed to get to my kcal goal, before eating my dinner which was a Chinese and the only thing that I eat from it is chicken balls and chips, as well as a healthy dollop of sweet and sour sauce just to put back on all my body weight.

Breakfast: cereal.
Lunch: spaghetti hoops on toast with ham.
Dinner: chicken balls and chips, with some sweet and sour sauce.
Drinks: 4 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

Today I found out that Islam isn't a religion of peace,



Also I have reached my kcal goal.and I have in actual fact lost a tiny bit of weight even though I that big load f Chinese food. But I watched Liverpool loose their Europa Final 1-3.at half time when Liverpool was winning it 1-0 and they managed to hit the back of their oppositions goal but it didn't count as the scorer of the first goal was sanding in an offside position when he attempted to direct the ball into the back of the net, then within the first 20 seconds of the second half their opposition team managed to get back a goal and they just never look like they were under threat from Liverpool in that half and won the game. So no more Liverpool in any European club competition next year. Which also means there isn't going to be a champions league final between Leister City and Liverpool, Shame.

I made my kcal goal today as I went to the gym today as did I conduct just about 15 minutes of shuttle running, to get myself fit enough for skating so I am hoping that I get fitter for skating before the time comes that I actually get to play, again.

Day 1056

Day 1056;

Irst I'd like to state that my little daily work out session is appearing to work on my abs now, not as in I now have a rock hard 6 pack on my chest, as I don't, yet. But I could feel my abdominal muscles under my skin.

Breakfast: cereal, banana and grapes.
Lunch:
Dinner:

Today I had done my 60 in my helmet so then I decided to give it a go at doing 60 push-ups in the helmet also, I starred off by doing a 10 then a short breather and I only got my 5 so the next time I did 15, 30 down 30 to go, so I decided to give it a go in more 2 attempts, the first of the final 2 attempts I managed 20, but I was only attempting to do 15. I had a long hard think about it and I decided to just go for as long as possible for my final set, so I did 30, before I got half bored and the other half a bit tired in my arms. Now I would just like to state that it's a kind of half push-up that I was doing not a full one.  2 times 60 accomplished, now I'm wondering what I should get done for a third? Crunches? Yeah lets have me do some more of those half sit-ups. So I did myself a third 60. I have done a 4th set of 60 also today, but this time it was in the corridor outside my room, I was pacing up and down it 60 times and then at the end of it I'd do a stretch down to my toes,



How interesting they clapped at that interval but were they clapping out of politeness or were they clapping as they like the fact that... It's probably in Berlin so... Berlin is going to become like London,



Is George Clooney still making films? I'm guessing so due to the fact that his latest film has got a grand total of 0 black people  in it, the word, hypocrite springs to my mind.

How clueless is Clooney?

Day 1055

Day 1055;

It's a shame that 60m is't an Olympic distance, or even a Paralympic distance, as if it was then I'd probably get some more competition and I'd get shown up for the slowpoke that I am.

Breakfast: bowl of cereal, apple, banana and grapes.
Lunch: Potato salad, cream cheese, ordinary cheese snd grapes.
Dinner: Pasta, Quorn balls and a little chocolate orange mouse type thing.
Drinks: 3 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice/squash.
Snacks: a small amount from my chocolate box.

"The European Union is pursuing a similar goal to Hitler in trying to create a powerful superstate, Boris Johnson says."

That is just a fact, there is no desperation within what he has said I'm thinking that I may have said something similar within a previous days post (before this todo about Boris Johnson correctly stating facts) which some people in the remain side of the debate find offensive, I'm sorry that you feel that way about facts seriously are you going to have a fit and hold your breaths until we ignore the facts they are not within your very restrictive view of "political correctness" such shallow fools...

Today I was doing a lot of 60's even 60 squats in my helmetBut today I also went to Athletics and I worked myself as hard as I could due to my problems with my eyes, one of the problems was the sun kept going into my eyes, but I am thinking that have got a new friend this week, I'm not sure if he was already my friend or not as I can't really remember one way or the other. But then there is another thing that I am unsure if I have noticed before, it's the fact that Rose was looking great.

Now I'm almost ready for my come back into the sport that I haven't played for almost 9 years. I hope my eyes stay open for long enough, my legs and arms remain strong enough, to support this hefty slab weight and to remain connected to my stick,  for me to have a go.

Day 1054

Day 1054;

Today I went out the back to play around with my stick and ball, buy today I got myself fully kitted up in my hockey gear, including skates.

Breakfast: cereal, apple, banana and strawberry.

Lunch: I can't remember.

Dinner: chicken in bacon, carrots and other stuff.

Drinks: 2 300m of milk and 2 300ml mugs of fruit juice.

Now today I have decided to add the following song in, now how am I going to like it to the other stuff that I'm going to type about today?

Ok, I'be got it, I'm "on some foolish mission". Well my hockey trousers say Mission on, so I was in my mission hockey trousers doing some foolish shenanigans, as I was playing around with a stick and ball, then it was time for lunch so I had to get myself unchained, out of my hockey gear. which I did, but back when I was skating around outside I never really got far as my eyes were closed for a portion and I've got bigger than the last time, which shrinks the space that I have to play in.

 Cercei the manipulative kings mother just got herself owned by a member of the clergy, as we already knew that she was a little manipulative B!+(= but her new pawn has just taken down her rival and united the church behind them...

My eyes have just gone. 

Day 1053

Day 1053;

This day I have achieved my kcal goal and I took my next step to being allowed to play around on skates, like I did in the old days.

Breakfast: cereal

Lunch: veggie burger in a bun and cake.  

Dinner: steak pie, new potatoes, carrots, strawberries and bananas.

Drinks: 2 300ml mugs of milk, 1 probably 150 mug of fruit juice which had the other 150ml filled up with fizzy water, about a 150 ml mug of fruit juice, 1 300ml mug of fruit juice.

Today I have actually built up a sweat when I wasn't doing athletics or or the gym, as I noted above I achieved my kcal goal as I was running around the hall that I did boccia in today. Now my harping on  about the old days comes down to the one day of the week, sometimes two, that I could properly feel alive and free (when I was playing roller hockey). What I was meaning by me feeling properly alive I was meaning moments of carefree exhilaration when you're so glad that you are alive, you know the world may be a giant turd but at least... and I could use it as a method of anger management, as everyone was wearing hockey pads so you could be as rough as you liked with anybody else that got in your way without fearing for their safety.

Also today I in some related news I got some new padded hockey shorts but this time they already come with an athletics cup inside of it, so my old one I no longer need. Which may be just as well in actual fact as the fabric on the old one has been getting a bit worse for wear over the past almost decade that it's been in the loft.

But it's the Game of Thrones season 5 that I have just been watching todayand just as I was thinking that Stansa Stark was about to be inn control of Ramsyy Bolton, she gets herself rapped by him.

Day 1052

Day 1052;

Noe today I know that I still have the rest of my *things* to type about from yesterday but I have decided to type about something different for today?

Breakfast: cereal, banana and pear.
Lunch: spaghetti hoops, sausage roll and somethings else that I have forgotten.
Dinner: a margarita pizza.

Triggly Puff or #TrigglyPuff



Triggly Puff: what is the name about? I'm guessing the Triggy part is something to do with the trigger warnings and other foul shenanigans. But the word Puff is a word that I thought meant homosexual, but I can see that it could be equivalent to podgy as you can see the ripples of her body fat jiggling in a dance like fashion across her body in that gif image.

Typing of dance...



Don't worry Trig the song isn't directed at you as I'm thinking that you'd probably fit in on the dance floor if the Michelin man was there also, then the two of you could jiggle together.

I know I'm being harsh, but it's just she knows she's fat and she's proud of it, she doesn't think that she should even try to improve her body shape not for the good of her health not for the good go the ambulance staff that are going ti]o have to cary her into hospital after she has had a heart attack, at an age of something like 25.

But also when I look at that picture I'm thinking how many starving countries could be fed by the amount of food that she 's consumed. 

Day 1051

Day 1051;

Now today I thought  up a list of things to have me type about but I cut it down to a list of 3 things due to time constraints.

Breakfast: a bowl of cereal.
Lunch: I can't remember.
Dinner: hotdog, chips and a chocolate mousse.
Drinks: 3 300ml mugs of milk and 2 300ml mugs of some fruity beverage.

1. Queen saying the Chinese ambassador was rude
Now the Queen has been reported to have said that the Chinese ambassador was rude last year in his visit, as it was said in a private conversation between her and someone else, the only reason it's a big thing is that it was caught on camera. But I'm still perplexed as to why it's being made such a big thing about, it was Mrs Queeny's personal opinion on the man, there was no need to bring her husband int the conversation, as it's her husband, not her.

2. The EU and which side Winston Churchill would be on?
I personally think that if Winston was alive today he'd be discussed with this question. I know he fought against the geri's and won, not just to give them our soverenty without even the slightest pushback or struggle.

3. A weird noise
I heard a weird noise which I thought sounded like a cat but it sounded slightly more robotic and it was just drowning on for ages.