Saturday, 7 December 2013

Day 154

Day 154;


Now the above YouTube video is about the Doctor Number 13/ Peter Capaldi. But I have got a question about the Doctor, now could you please tell me if if you class the Doctor as a superhero?

I wouldn‘t but I can see why you could, as he’s an Alien like Superman he has got super human features like 2 hearts and a Time Machine, but he only has his super intelligence that is his super power, but I that isn’t really a super power, as anyone with too much time on their hands can be intelligent, well it’s more of on their wrist’s (wrist watches which I don’t have as I’m not even intelligent enough to fasten one on to myself).

I think Anne Hathaway should play Catwoman in an actual Catwoman film as I know she has already played Catwoman along side the Dark Knight in the Dark knight Rises, which in the ending scenes of that film it introduces to anyone who’s watching who the Robin is, but then for the next film they appear to have scrapped that ending. in favour of the following (watch the trailer for Batman Beyond 2014);


But now I’m about to get onto the reason why I stated that Anne Hathaway should play Catwoman in an actual Catwoman film perhaps one that shows her, Catwoman’s, back story. To see if she can redeem the role of female super heroes in their own films, redemption from the critics like within the below YouTube video,


But I am starting to get a bit confused with all of these new batman films as the following trailer shows the robin from the Dark Knight Rises but instead of him being called Robin as he said as he quit his job at with the Gotham police he appears to be the actual Batman Reborn, as I know that Batman Reborn is the name of this film for 2016, 2 years after the next batman adventure “Batman Beyond (2014)”.


Friday, 6 December 2013

Day 153

Day 153;

Today, or yesterday depends on when you’re reading this, I broke a window.

Ok, Savage, you’ve got to start getting your terminology correct/

but which way around should I put my days? Today or yesterday?

Today as your typing about the day that you have labelled the day that you are going to be referring to at the start of the article like this one says that’s about the day 153, so therefore even though it is going to be released to the public on day 154, at approximately 6 am Greenwich mean time which is 1 hour earlier than previously stated.

I’m sorry Mr pedantic!

Did you really break a window?

Well it was that or a wall, I am unsure of its definition.

But what did you actually do?

Well I was firstly... Sorry, well firstly what happened was I noticed that the bin with the green lid had fallen over onto the road, the bin with the green lid is the bin for waste that can be recycled or the plastic, cardboard, the bin for the objects with the below insignia on:

so I was retrieving it into my homes back garden and I was dragging it to it’s spot in the lowest portion of the garden but then I forgot to stop when I had reached the lowest level of the garden and I accidentally crashed into a pane of glass which then proceeded to smash I heard the noise that made me notice I had crashed into it the feel of the glass I didn’t really notice, it just kind of disintegrated on my impact with it. Next I continued to put the bin in the correct place for it to go. Then I went back inside of my home, I had already got all of my lunch stuff out and ready for my lunch but I didn’t see my iPad which was on the end of the table so I went up to my room to look for it, so I could warm Tina of the broken glass of outside. Unfortunately it took me all of that time in which I was travelling to my room plus the time that I spent looking around my room to remember that I had prior to the events and that my iPad was already in the lunch room, so then I traversed to the lunch room where I sat down and started eating my lunch. Now when I lifted my arm while I was typing my message to Tina out, and I realised that a pool>/strike> shallow puddle of blood was on my placemat.

First I tasted a sample of my blood, the initial kick to it has quite a strong, I would say a bitter, flavour to it but the after taste is pleasant and sweet, which compensates for the earlier bitterness of taste, in my opinion. Then I cleaned the placemat that I was using and I was using cloths to clean up my arm.


But then Alice returned so I showed her my message to Tina and she decided to use me as a dummy, her first aid dummy. As she wants to be a nurse, like Rory Williams/Pond from Doctor Who but now while I’m on this tangent the new 13th Doctor/ Peter Capaldi has already been in two separate episodes of Doctor Who and he has hardly even started his role. The two episodes he has been in so far have both stared Mr Tennant, his first was in Pompeii and the second was the fiftieth anniversary special.

Thursday, 5 December 2013

Day 152

Day 152;

Today I went to the gym; I had fun at the gym again today, apart from the fact that my nose kept exploding.

By my nose kept exploding I mean that snot kept shooting out of my nose every time I exerted myself. That may sound grotesque probably as it was but it didn't shoot out and go on anything except my face well not even that it was just onto my nostrils, it’s very distracting but other than that no one else noticed it I think. Well what I meant by no one else noticed was that my Personal Trainer didn't appear to notice and I was as at every time that the previous account happened I reached for my cloth to clean my face up.

After my gym session my Personal Trainer told Tina about my breathing problems. Tina then stated that I've always had those kinds of problems, but my Personal \Trainer wanted to attribute it to other factors like the camera I had inserted up my nose on one of last visit’s to hospital, well I'm unsure of the true length of time that has pasted in between that hospital appointment and the day in question/ day 152. But I am thinking that it was my right nostril partially as my nasal passages seem a lot more open on my right hand side which could also be as I feel a slightly bigger hole in the top of my mouth on the right hand side of the cravenness expanse which is the top of the inside of my mouth which might have been caused when they put the camera up my nose or it could have been from a long time back/before I could eat again properly about 6 years ago.

On my right arm it seems to have plateaued from last week to this week, so I think that the bo-tox has worn off in that arm.

But I think that the problems that I had today was a mixture of all of them which was added onto the fact that I'm starting to come down with another cold (virus) as Tina also said, which I concur with her on that point, as my nose has been getting blocked up by snot, I have been coughing and sneezing a bit on some days  

But then I also listened to a pod-cast by “The Thinking Atheist” the pod-cast which is called “Holiday heathens 2013”, you could listen to it by clicking on the below YouTube project. Aron Ra makes a funny comment about Red Dwarf to Matt and they have a conversation about what’s best Star Trek or Star Wars.

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

Day 151

Day 151;

So its day number 151 which is the sixth day in the 100’s to start and finish with 1.

But surely it’s the fifth as it has got a 5 in the middle

Ok, how stupid are you red? It goes like this;

  1. 101
  2. 111
  3. 121
  4. 131
  5. 141
  6. 151

I’m about as stupid as you, as you thought that up.

Correct but I wasn’t going to type it as it’s stupid, even more stupid than my normal self  and if I recognise that thing was stupid I wouldn’t like you to blurt it out.

Whist if it’s funny?

Ok I’ll let you off if it was funny which it wasn’t.

What do you mean it was not funny?

I mean that I didn’t even crack a grimace after you had typed that. My face was as gormless as ever it was so gormless in actual fact that I even swallowed a fly. Was it to catch the spider? no incorrect usage of nursery rhymes.

here was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die! 


It’s a macabre nursery rhyme/song.

It's also Nonsense rhyme which aids memory retention. 
You can read more about it by clicking here.

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

Day 150

Day 150;

Today or yesterday as you could only read this earliest tomorrow the 3rd of December 2013, I heard the news on the radio about Tom Daley, but it wasn’t really news.

It was on BBC radio 5 live as I had turned it on earlier this morning it started off with some news that I actually cared about lie the helicopter crash in Glasgow/actual news. Even the to do about Wigan loosing there manager after 5 defeats on the trot was more worthy of its slot in the news broadcast. To put it bluntly I don’t care about the shenanigans that occur within there own bedrooms and in there own time as long as its not harming anyone else, which it wasn’t. Unless you count all of his screaming fan girls as damaged.

On the BBC radio they ran a story stating that Tom Daley was now gay, as in homosexual not just happy but it works either way as he said in his YouTube video that he’s dating a guy and he couldn’t be happier. But with that one sentence he broke the news, as well as the metaphysical hearts of many girls, like Alice’s but Alice is a resilient little thing she couldn’t help herself but to start making plans for him to be her gay best friend.


The above YouTube video is his “coming out” video, but the look on Alice’s face was purely priceless, but t hen she started saying stuff like her childhood stars are all turning out to be druggies, (like Miley Cyrus), criminals (like Mr Mosby from the suite life of Zack & cody) and homosexuals (like Zac Efron) but the final part of this was in between her sobbing about Gabriel (Vanessa Hutchinson) and Zac not making the fairy tale last.

But I think it’s all funny how one man, just because he did well in the Olympics is causing so much controversy Just by announcing his sexual preferences on YouTube besides he did actually ay that he still likes girls in the middle, but he loves his boyfriend. But as long as he’s not harming anyone with his chosen acts I’m ok with him as he is, and you should be too, Westboro Baptist church/any Christian or Islamic extremists that would usually have a problem with him being him. Just to let you all know that I thought that tom Daley had come to terms with his sexual preferences, with him being homosexual/bisexual ages ago, so it didn’t really shock me which could but the reason that it didn’t shock me as it did some others could also be as I couldn’t really remember him.

But the announcement seriously shocked Tina.

Monday, 2 December 2013

Day 149

Day 149;

This morning I had a great shower it was great, as the shower was cold, I think.

 Well I could feel the water crashing onto and down my body, it was refreshing. It took me a few seconds longer than usual to adjust to the temperature, as it was unusual for the water to be cool, as it was this morning,

What is life? It’s time for a Doctor Who quote now, as it fit’s in nicely with the former thing that I have stated; “What's life? Life's easy. A quirk of matter. Nature's way of keeping meat fresh”, a quote from of the ninth Doctor/the one after the war Doctor. Does it have any objective purpose apart from to keep meat fresh? I’ve got two possible answer for you, one is yes and you could mean some non-answer like god’s the objective reasoning behind life and then there’s the more honest answer which is no there isn’t an objective reason for living and it’d up to the living to decide what they want to do with their life and it’s to some degree up to them if they achieve it. Like when I was younger I wanted to be a super hero when I grew up but I realise that job doesn’t very well and how am I supposed to be a hero let alone one that’s super? I’m not strong nor am I clever, I have no super powers and finally I technically class as disabled.. But the arrogance of a super hero I could have easily.

So, I’m terribly sorry for taking you all on that little side quest of no benefit to all participant,

Hang on a second that sounds like pretty suitable description of this blog.

What that reading my words that I have written is like a side quest?

Well yes but you are seeming to have forgotten the next, equally as important part of which you added to it.


but then I was just explaining what type of  side quest it was, because in some games you do a little side quest for some in game implement which could help you to complete the game or it just helps you to get 100% on the game so you can add it to your achievements list, like I managed ages ago to complete Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina of time in under 5 hours of game time but that was in the proper old days of my life/the time that might not have happened to me, 6+ years ago.

Sunday, 1 December 2013

Day 148

Day 148;

Today was day number 148, if I told you that it was cold outside would you leave me? You probably would if you knew me.

you may even depart into the path of on coming traffic if you actually knew me just to get away from me as I’m boring, in my personal opinion the majority of time.

I’m just like the following song as the following song is just repetitive and boring.


Rose Tyler; why is she still alive?

Because Pete from parallel earth saved her from going into the void,

But how did he know the exact moment and second that she’d be free-falling towards the void?

I don’t really know, how?

Neither do I, luck? But I’m unsure of the rationality of Pete Tyler for leaving his world for the split second that he did unless a future Doctor travels through the void with the help of his newly resurrected kinsman,

Which should in turn mean that if his fellow TimeLord’s are resurrected the first dimension swap incident shouldn’t have happened,

So as I was about to state earlier a future incarnation of the Doctor could go to Pete’s earth and tell Pete Tyler the exact spot to position himself in and the exact time for min to push the button.   

As he must have else wise RT equals void bait but that was it for her second death. For her first death  she got Mr number nine/new ten to fall on her sword for her, which I do not understand how that’s possible as they both has as much exposure to the time vortex in the heart of the TARDIS but RT actually gazed into it and the Doctor actually took the time vortex out of her head and them he returned it to the TARDIS so RT should have died id either of the two not the then number 9 Doctor.


Finally I’ve got onto the topic of Mr unlucky, yep that’s him number thirteen. I was wondering where I had seen him before in Doctor Who, when it slapped me around the face, metaphorically, today as I watched Pompeii today and it was him and his family that the Doctor and Miss Noble saved from the Pompeii catastrophe.

Saturday, 30 November 2013

Day 147

Day 147;

“Information you’re all going to die.” quote from the hosts from Doctor Who episode the Voyage of the Damned.

The former information was correct for everyone no matter what your circumstances are at the moment, it’s true for all who has ever been alive.

What’s true?

What is true is the fact that if you were ever born therefore you are going to die, one day.  

But what about me, I was never born?

but you were, you were born from my mind, my madness, I just decided to give my madness it’s own “voice” so the public can view my thought process in fuller definition.

What about me?

you to yellow, but the reason why you started after Red was because I decided to put you in here was to put a more 3D conversation between me and the religious persons that may stumble across my blog.

What, so I’m not a part of your subconscious?

Well you’re the rubbish that some people have quite literally thrust upon me, but you just look nice, in my pictures, and you’re also a reminder to me of the pleasant theists that I have met, as I don’t actually hate you (nor anyone) but it’s some your opinions on some things that I hate.

Now I fear that I’m about to slip into some of those dreaded things again.

What?

The dreaded things that can only be called Religious Shenanigans.

Oh good.

Ok, now here goes it’s time for some of more generic Shenanigans for now my response to Asea shall be another time,


Freedom to enquire about anything including about the texts that your faith is built on be them the Torah, a Bible, Qur’an or even the Vedas. But if I could tell you all now that Faith is not a virtue. faith is a term which should mean something similar to the word respect which should be a quality which is earned not just given blindly to the one that shouts loudest. For example two people A and B, A respects B’s privacy so that when A was taking photographs of they’re home to put it up for sale she didn’t tae the ones that had B in them to the estate agents.   B doesn’t respect A’s privacy so B just takes a dozen snaps (photographs) of the home then sends them all to the estate agent, even though six of them had A in them. 

Friday, 29 November 2013

Day 146

Day 146;

What have you done today, that you were supposed to be doing?

Wow, you’ve finally worked out how to type it correctly.

Shut up, now I know for a fact that you wanted to put a double negative as well as how I was about to type it,

I know that I’m as flawed as you,, but that still doesn’t any right to write a sentence like  “What have you done today, not that you weren’t supposed to be doing?” as that enhance is easily confused, anyway what had I set myself to do?.

Oh yes it was the check-list that I had given myself to do which looked like this

Activity
Date of completion
Complete my YouTube project episode 1.

Complete my response to more Religious shenanigans (Islam- Asea).

Complete my story “Tell me lies...?” which I made the prelude of all the way back in 2011 Click here to view first draft (for the second draft just look down this article).

Complete writing My Sci-fi Book of which I thus far only got the first chapter which can be viewed by clicking here.

Finish all of the rest of the stories that I have only wrote part of.

Type up my personal guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Get a better score than my previous high score of two on the planet rock anorak quiz.

Complete the first issue of The Savage Acts; my endeavour into the comic book world (not its full name).

Complete my life (Die, again?)

Complete my watch through of the Doctor Who Series’ fortunately there has only been 9 of these so far including the 1 specials series for the tenth (eleventh) and the new television film which came out last Saturday.
Of which I had up until 50th anniversary special only in 2D.
Complete my watch through of the Doctor Who Seasons well I've got 26 of these to watch though. then the film of Doctor 8


But I know that I have posted quite a bit about Doctor Who over the past day, which is because I am thinking that I have always, well as long as I have been alive, been interested in the concept of time, but more to the point of defying the seeming like laws of time. As best I could but I had a few experiences of deja view that I can remember from a time of plus 7 years ago.  So now I’m unsure if they are real memories or if they are just my mind on walkabouts with the faint memories I have of my ancient childhood, it probably only seems that old as my memory seems to have a lot missing from it since I got KO by that car, or those cars depends how big a deal you want to make of it, but from before that fateful day, I'm not meaning to romance it. but I’m thinking of it as one of those days that without I probably wouldn't be sitting here and typing al of this stuff down.

But I most probably would still like Doctor Who if I hadn’t though, as I had been watching the new Doctor Who incarnation since nine (Christopher) But now I’m unsure of when my first Doctor Who book arrived I know it was one with the seventh Doctor in and it was a soft cover book which I had picked up in WHSmiths on one Saturday morning, I'm thinking.

But I have always, from my memory, liked sci-fi be it Doctor Who, Star Wars, Star Trek, Men In Black or even a little bit of X-files.

Thursday, 28 November 2013

Day 145

Day 145;

So today has been day 145 and I have also been to the gym today.

Today’s gym session was fun, my right arm was able to hold on better than it has on all of the gym sessions since my last bo-tox injections. It was as the gym session was strange only as it didn't start off like they usually do, which was that I usually start off by spending the first so many minutes on the treadmill, but instead today I used the Cross Trainer first, for 10 minutes. It was interesting as every so many minutes my arm didn’t go off on a wander for the time that I was on the Cross Trainer my right arm actually performed decently today. But my right arms wrist wasn't acting properly as my left wrist looks more like this 1 and my right wrist looks like this / .

But what else have I done today? Nothing that I wanted to get done like watch series 3 of Doctor Who but I have just managed to get to the first episode with the weeping Angels within, the one with the sparrow and the nightingale. But the weeping Angels have taken a more central role within the Doctors myth within more recent series’.

But I should just insert my check-list just in case I forget to do any of the things on the list and to put the two things onto the list that I have been attempting to do for quite some time.


Activity
Date of completion
Complete my YouTube project episode 1.

Complete my response to more Religious shenanigans (Islam- Asea).

Complete my story “Tell me lies...?” which I made the prelude of all the way back in 2011 Click here to view first draft (for the second draft just look down this article).

Complete writing My Sci-fi Book of which I thus far only got the first chapter which can be viewed by clicking here.

Finish all of the rest of the stories that I have only wrote part of.

Type up my personal guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Get a better score than my previous high score of two on the planet rock anorak quiz.

Complete the first issue of The Savage Acts; my endeavour into the comic book world (not its full name).

Complete my life (Die, again?)

Complete my watch through of the Doctor Who Series’ fortunately there has only been 9 of these so far including the 1 specials series for the tenth (eleventh) and the new television film which came out last Saturday.

Complete my watch through of the Doctor Who Seasons well I've got 26 of these to watch though.and then the film of Doctor 8

Wednesday, 27 November 2013

Day 144

Day 144;

Today I received my new glasses/spectacles replacements I also watched Doctor Who the birth of the Cybermen within the parallel earth to the death of the Cybermen, well in actuality John's Cybusmen.

But I have realised that now the TimeLords have been discovered as alive by Matt Smiths incarnation of the Doctor. Which means travel between the alternate dimensions/to alternative realities has just got a lot easier. Because I would like quote the tenth (eleventh if you include the warrior) Doctor when he states that spiel about travel between the alternate realities being impossible, now but when the TimeLord's were still around you could.

Also today I got a relatively freak insight into Alice’s future homes idea. Well as I was about to state the freak insight into Alice’s home concept, her plan is for when she buys her own home is for it to have a small out building on the side of it, like an annex. An annex for me to live in as Alice is afraid of getting burgled which is one of Alice’s reasons for the hiring of me to live in an annex on the side of her new house wherever it is and my job would be to live in an annex of her house just to make sure that there no-one would even try to break into her home, however unlikely that eventuality would be.

I went to see a football match today the match was good but Les still complained about the bias of the referee. Which I cannot discount possibly as only one card was shown in the whole match due to bad, unruly, play. The only card shown in the game was for one of the players on the team that Les and I both support and the card wasn't undeserved but the problem was that what ever the opposition team did to the team that I support and they didn't get booked, not once in the game.

But the final score of the game was 3-1 to the team that I support, so I got a bit surprised by the performance of the team that I supported. As it was the first game of this season that the team of which I support have scored three goals in one game, and it was against a team that have won all five of the last five encounters, the score of their last encounter was a 5-1 drumming to the opposition team, I think. 

Tuesday, 26 November 2013

Day 143

Day 143;

Today (yesterday) I decided to watch the Doctor Who television series that I intended to watch yesterday (two days ago).

I know what I have had a super lazy day today as I have been spending my day so far today watching the ninth Doctor’s series. I know I’m one series behind where I previously stated that I would be in my prior blogpost, so I should be able to get onto the Tennant Doctor.

But I have realised that from all previous accounts of the Dalek’s attack on Gallifrey the Dalek fleet actually burned. The TimeLord’s apparently also burned which makes sense in relation to the 50th anniversary episode. As the Doctor 8.5 (9)/John Hurt had to push a big red button to burn all of the Dalek’s but then that also means that all of the TimeLord’s would have died as well. This rings true within the context of the television programme “Doctor Who” well it does accept from the one episode “end of time”.

That Is aproximatly it for the discussions that I have had within my head today, well of them that I can remember at least/

Monday, 25 November 2013

Day 142

Day 142;

But if you remember the episode of Doctor Who that was aired yesterday but you could have read about my dissatisfaction with it and that was actually of an episode that I actually liked.

As I enjoyed watching the fiftieth anniversary episode of Doctor Who immensely but the story of the episode doesn’t necessarily ring true with all else that we have learnt about the Doctor and his life story within the previous three Doctors/seven series’ and the specials series. But I know that “time is in flux” to quote the ninth Doctor (tenth if you include John Hurt as a Doctor).

But now I am about to type a bit more about the incident of my “death”. Before I get onto what I have done today (yesterday from your perspective). Now as I stated previously I was involved with an incident involving a car six years back along my own time line, well that’s enough about that (you could simply look back on a couple of days to find out). But I have more accurate details of the incident, which caused me a slight bit of head trauma of which I cannot remember. Well as Tina was telling the Doctors yesterday what actually happened to me in the incident was my let hand side got hit by the oncoming vehicle my head went through the front wind screen of the car, which in turn propelled me into the path of another vehicle, ambulance arrived and I was admitted to hospital with only two visible signs that anything had happened to me the first was I’ve forgotten but I should guess it was that I was unconscious and the other was my elbow was grazed.

Which wasn’t the exact story that I had previously heard and it makes less physics sense than the story that I had heard as the part that I am typing about; is the part that had me going through the widow and then getting propelled into the path of the next oncoming car, as in the first tale I heard it had me making contact with the cars windscreen/front window then I got propelled into the path of another car from that collision with the windscreen, I had next to no idea that I only had the appearances of two minor injuries at the time, nor was I sure of the seven weeks that I was in a coma for I would say that it only was one night that I had slept through but I am guessing that it was longer than the seven weeks that I was in a coma as I found myself awakening not in a hospital but instead in a rehab facility so I am guessing  that everyone that decided to talk to me while I was in hospital it wasn’t me that you were talking to but it was my subconscious. Which you could say was me in a sense but I wouldn’t, me when I’m in control of all of all of my faculties is a separate entity to that monster.


Now finally I have reached the point when I tell you all what I have done today (yesterday from the time that this goes live). I have gone to the Birmingham NEC (National Exhibition Centre), for a model train exhibition thing, the sign posts outside of the NEC only showed two attractions the train thing that I was going to and motorbike live thing you can easily guess which one was the most popular but I will give you a hint, not the one that I was there to see. That could be seen by all of the halls that the motor bikes got as it must have been 3 or 4 as when Mike and I arrived at the NEC we both had a look around the NEC building we found the hall that the model railway would be which only had one hall, then we walked around to scout out the eating places from outside of the hall in case we had to buy our lunches from out side of the hall, spoiler alert- we didn’t, so we were walking around outside of the hall that the exhibition that the two of us were going to which was in hall number 5 but in the top of the NEC where there was 3 of the other 4 halls all of them were saying motorbike’s live on the doors to them the other one I am not sure about. But I’d like to state my opinions as the nature of the gig, from my opinion, it was boring, well it would undoubtedly be more interesting to me if I was actually in trains and/or their models. But there was this really simple quiz to win an OO gauge railway layout which was on display the question was which gauge railway was the layout O or OO but I’m sorry but even I gassed it was OO after I overheard a child tell this other child the question without the 2 possible answers, and I had just picked it up today.

Sunday, 24 November 2013

Day 141

Day 141;

On this day I have been to London, as a guinea pig/lab rat, but also it was the Day of the Doctor today, which is kind of weird as today as on that day I have been being looked at by six separate Doctors.

All of them attempting to work out what’s wrong with me, in front of a selection of Doctors or trainee Doctors, but they had a mallet to hit me with if they wanted to test my limbs for spasticity, which they found.

Side note I have a new Doctor Who plot hole as it can be expected with it being set over the whole of time and space in all of its infinite glory, I know the time in it’s common form of being expressed, is directly related to the star that we all are revolving around if I was to state that the very units of time measurement that we use is probably the only planer in our galaxy if not the universe to use it I could be correct e.g. our seconds could be worth 3/4 of a second on another planet a minute could be worth the equivalent to 80 seconds,  hours could be worth the equivalent to 50 minutes and then hours could be worth the equivalent to 100 minutes. As in human terms the length of time it takes Venus to rotate around its axis is a colossal 116 days 18 hours 0 minutes but if you were a inhabitant from earth and you went to Venus to live you’d have to get use to having a day that is 115 and a quarter days longer than what you’re used to, but just try getting that could you physically adapt yourself to survive, I don’t think I could and anyway what would you become as if you managed it surely no longer human? That is a planet that is closer to the star that we orbit so a year on that planet is worth 224.7 earth days.

Now it’s onto the plot hole in Doctor Who, which is if this new incident happened instead of Gallifrey falling back into the time war at the end of ten’s stint of being the Doctor then there is still the master out there somewhere in the universe and the tenth Doctor should still be alive as all of that stuff with between the Doctor, the Master and the High Counsel of the TimeLords of Gallifrey, didn’t happen as it couldn’t have happened as that whole turn of events never happened, then Wilfred would never have stepped inside of that glass cabinet forcing the doctors hand to save him therefore not triggering his regeneration cycle therefore Doctor ten should still be the Doctor but that also means that no more Amy Pond nor Rory the Roman, that at his last point in the story isn’t Roman and never was a Roman. But then River Song equals a non existent character and Doctor ten died in the library so then Doctor ten never makes it past the library and he then turns into Doctor eleven before meeting up with the Master and the high lords of Gallifrey but then that doesn’t happen nor should it have ever so the nightmare child is still locked up in his room, on Gallifrey.

Saturday, 23 November 2013

Day 140

Day 140;

My weird brain, my brain is weird and I'm not meaning it as in it's a weird shape like a triangle, as I'm not really very knowledgeable on the shape of my brain. At a guess I would say that it was probably the same shape as yours.

Which should be something similar to the below brain. But mine is probably much smaller and messed up, quite considerably, but that is only what I suppose for acquiring brain damage..


Anyway back onto what I was about to type about my weird brain.

Well the small grey box thing in my head, and the brains within all of your heads, are like TARDIS’s as you can fit so much into it as the brain sees/hears everything that your eyes can see and ears can hear, and it stores it away within the deep crevasses of your brain which is why sometimes people say things that you didn’t realise that they were watching or listing to and you ask them about it and they say that they never realised that they were actually watching/listening to either it is how posthypnotic suggestion is supposed to work. But the problems I have with remembering stuff is that my brain put them all in places within my brain that are either in plain sight so therefore I’m looking straight through them, now that is  annoying. Or it divides them up so I when I look for one memory I get confused as when I’m reliving one memory it sometimes pops to another memory of quite different origins, often with years in-between.

Now typing of the TARDIS isn’t it the special Doctor who 50th anniversary special tonight? I am typing about the night that this post goes live not last night/this night from my current perspective else wise I’d have missed it. I was too busy watching Agents of Shield of which I think Agent Coulson has been reading some of my accounts of dying, as he spoke of his death if it in all of it’s 30 seconds of glory of him being dead he stated that he couldn’t remember anything that had happened to him for the months after being stabbed though the heart, it all just went black to him and his first memory from after he wasn’t in the hospital, he couldn’t remember going to the hospital which was similar to my account apart from not being stabbed through the heart as I was run over by a car. 

Death is a magical thing it sorts your priorities out.

Friday, 22 November 2013

Day 139

Day 139;

So I have decided to work out a way to get people to live in cyber space like in the Matrix but it’s only a head set, and I've got my check-list finally later on in this post.

The Matrix/Inception/Doctor Who (Dream Lord) musings, I have included three instances of waking up to find you within the real world, or so it seems. My musings are if there was a machine that you could sit in, on or wear and it would be a link to a world in cyber space that looked similar to this world but it was peaceful no one ever got sick, everyone was nice to each other and you knew what you had to do so you did it much like a computer and it’s parts, I’ll expand within another probably terrible analogy;

Now a computer has some operation to fulfil in order to keep running like when the on button is switched on it will run through its boot up operations and then when you get to the start-up page you have to select the account that you want type the password in to the computer using the keyboard, if you have one, then the computer has to check the password that you used against the one associated with that account. Then it logs you onto your account with all of your files allocated on the system available for your personal use, as long as the computer that you were on has the programs necessary too load up the files, e.g. a check will run.

Now what I was intending to meaning by that analogy was that you have to have a user name and a password in order to get onto pretty much any computer or system and the password is linked for that one username,

ok so after the Epic Fail of that analogy I should get back onto my main point of this it could mean the end of people dieing senseless deaths in combat as if you had a matrix world which was inside of these hat like things you could have a massive battle with other countries but all of the fighting would be done in a Matrix world that is inside of this one but the difference is when you die in The Matrix world you wake up in this world so therefore no one actually dies now where it gets confusing would be if someone gets hacks into the program and stacks the cards in their favour if it was against the expected outcome of the battle, but other uses of this technology could be to give everyone on the planet a chance to experience everything, e.g. I could be hanged drawn and quartered the day before I had sex and I gave birth to twins, but in a game but the point to getting this helmet/hat thing to cover your head would be to shock your brain with the kinds of low level electrical charges that are associated with the feelings and sensations of giving birth, sex and being hanged drawn and quartered you could even be shot through the heart. Like in the beginning of the following song;

Shot through the heart and you’re too blame.

You could even create an actual hell with the electrodes positioned and acting upon just to the correct nodes of the brain you could make the person that you were experimenting on/me believe that my body was burning causing me hideous pain or excruciating agony without damaging a cell from within their body. The next moment you could be sampling the heavenly delights of your favourite hotel or you could go into your favourite video game as the main character. Even if your female and you went to play Legend of Zelda as Link who’s the male lead character of the games you’d just have an additional piece of equipment to play with down in front of you to play with,

I have completed the production of my next check-list, and here it goes.

My check list:

Activity
Date of completion
Complete my YouTube project episode 1.

Complete my response to more Religious shenanigans (Islam- Asea).

Complete my story “Tell me lies...?” which I made the prelude of all the way back in 2011 Click here to view first draft (for the second draft just look down this article).

Complete writing My Sci-fi Book of which I thus far only got the first chapter which can be viewed by clicking here.

Finish all of the rest of the stories that I have only wrote part of.

Type up my personal guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Get a better score than my previous high score of two on the planet rock anorak quiz.

Complete the first issue of The Savage Acts; my endeavour into the comic book world (not it’s full name).

Complete my life (Die, again?)


But I realise that I can’t actually tell anyone when I next die unless it is like the last time but all that I can say is it will probably be when I stop typing these posts. Then you’ll know that Red has finally fulfilled his end of our agreement.

What agreement?

Yellow, what can’t you remember?

No

It was only the other day when Red said he could tell me but then he’d have to kill me, and then it told me, but he still hasn’t put a date on the execution yet; as he probably won’t until the act is done.

The Savage Act of my murder I’m looking forward to it. But I have also decided to put my second addition of the tale’s prologue that I made up in 2011 as a tribute to Ronnie James Dio, you can see the original by clicking the link in the table above.

Just another chapter to another Tale of which I have concocted in my mind...

Prelude

From the first time they touched with their eyes.
The male was struck by a strange compulsion to move over towards the female.
Somehow the female was struck by a similar compulsion.
Then as soon as they were within an audible distance of each other, the female began to speak.
“Hello” she said to the male,
The male just waved back at her as he couldn't speak.
Nothing else was spoken between the two of them, at least not for this moment; this moment of briefly prolonged eye contact.
The male was intrigued.
Questions like “What has just happened?”, “why me?”, “what’s so special about me?” and “who is she?” were racing through his head.
He replayed the key events of that incident in his mind multiple times.
The only things that he could think about were the same questions over and over again like an infinite loop, oh how fun it is to program one of those into a computer; well it’s fun attempting to create one in C++ anyway, but I think you’d need a lot of random numbers/integers to create something like the number thing in the Matrix, and even then you’d need to formulate a way to get the text to sit the correct way (it sits in multiple layers. one on top of the other) and you’d need a way to change the colour of the text. Look beneath this text to see The Matrix.


The male wasn't sure of much but he knew one thing, which was that he liked her, as a friend at least.
But I am not going to jump to any conclusions towards the females feelings because female’s feelings are too complex to understand, especially for the likes of me,
But I am guessing that she liked him as she didn.t shy away from him in later confrontations, although she acted nervously, but in quite a few of the later confrontations the male was attempting to help her with a little bit of programming as he felt compelled to help.

Oh I almost forgot to introduce you to the two characters, so here goes. Now the female is one Miss Susannah and the Male was called Mac (not to be confused with either of the other two types of Mac’s). 

Thursday, 21 November 2013

Day 138

Day 138;

It has finally been day 138 yesterday from a readers perspective if you’re looking at the post on the date up top of this article.

I went to the gym today; again. Tina was talking to my Personal Trainer about me in times that I can’t remember today. So the basic gist of the conversation was that I was always covered in bruises as I always ran everywhere when I was smaller and I always fell over in the same spot on the way to school (which must have been the first school, the infants school, that I went to), which could have been when they were talking about my right hands positioning as it worries my Personal Trainer that I might just snap my wrist as of the weird shape that it forms. On its own but now, since the Botox its seeming to act worse than ever, and the arm despite being like one of those collapsible rulers, see below.


The joint is my elbow.

But now I shall report on something else my Personal Trainer stated to Tina.

Why bother?

I don’t know but it seemed interesting to me so here I go, again.



Was that my eyes, were more closed this session than they have been as of late, but I hadn’t but there was a reason for my seeming obsessive behaviour in context to my eyes, as I kept wiping them with a little hand cloth, throughout the session. That action was because on the way into the GYM I got some rain, water, in my eye and then whist I was training I got sweat in my eye, but I could just state that both of the incidents were my own fault as I was looking up to the sky for the first and the second and the sweat in my eyes which gets annoying,

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

Day 137

Day 137;

Sorry about the checklist it was just within your (Red’s) diatribe from yesterday.

You mean the one about brains in vats?

Yes that’s the one, I was just wondering how much of that was plagiarised from The Matrix?

None intentionally, plus in The Matrix left your whole body intact while the computers harvested and ran off of the brains electrical energy and all of the other things that are different.

Ok, I understand that subtle irony.  What you were on about=

Brain in a Vat

What The Matrix is =

The Matrix pod people

It gave you a good excuse to actually watch The Matrix, only 14 years late.

but I thought we watched it in maths class all those years ago.

Did I? But then I’d only remember it vaguely but it wouldn't, no it couldn't, have been the complete film, as maths lesson only lasted 60 minutes.

Ok then, we have it agreed, if I had seen it before then It'd have been a number of years ago something in the order of 7 years ago and even if I did it'd have only been the first 50 minutes, or so, of it.

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Day 136

Day 136;

But today I started my check list but I got slightly side tracked by the fist item.

Which was “Complete my YouTube project episode 1”; and by side tracked I mean by attempting to do that instead of the check list.,

What did you do to the YouTube project?

Well I have sorted the majority of the suggestions from people out, like I can now blink in the project and I have also tightened up the lip syncing a bit. Ok so I'm going to have to check back through they’re comments on my YouTube project just to make sure that I haven’t missed any parts out before I send each a new copy of my YouTube project part one, I wonder what they’ll say? it shall probably be something about the imaginary friends now moving around too much.

Hey you over there who are you calling imaginary?

You.

Well that’s rich coming from you.

Is that supposed to mean anything substantial?

Yes, how do you not know that I haven’t programmed into your brain the delusions of humanity and you are nothing more than a rat in a maze, but you/the rat are nothing more than a brain in a vat of water and you’re playing a character in a game, a game of my creation, and none of these things that you have put down on this is actually yours it’s really mine a creature from the forth dimension.

Anyway what’s the forth dimension?

Well I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

Ok could you please tell me now and then kill me now, as this headache has gotten something chronic inside this here skull today,  

2d is a thing like a peace of paper with 2 dimensions (length and width)
3d is a thing like a cube with 3 dimensions (height, length and width)

4d is a thing which is indefinable thanks to your primate dialect, and it’s beyond your comprehension with a 4 dimensions (4d, height, length and width) 

Monday, 18 November 2013

Day 135

Day 135;

Today I have forgoer what I was about what I was going to type about.

Tina and the scolding shower, was one part of it but the other part of it I appear to have forgotten, for the moment of me typing this; I really hate this thing about me, how I can remember something so well up until I attempt to write it down. I would say it out loud to stop me forgetting but I can’t speak so that’s that.

The tale of Tina and the scolding shower goes like this Tina was upstairs taking a shower at this moment I was downstairs in the kitchen dinner thinking whilst I was eating my breakfast whilst I was thinking Mike came in the room with a bucket and he proceeded to the sink, then he started to fill the bucket up with hot water I probably should have said something about the fact that Tina was in the shower but I didn’t and then after a while he stopped filling his bucket with water and he then later still Tina came downstairs and relayed her side of the story, at Tina  had been taking a shower then mike turned the tap on the shower got colder so Tina turned the shower temperature up to maximum temperature probably to compensate for the now cold water, but then when Mike turned the tap off so Tina got the full heat of the water that she had turned it up to. It could have just been me but I thought that tale was funnier than how I have just

I have remembered the thing that I was going to type before the unfunny tale that I have wrote, it was vaguely humorous but I have just ruined that. But it was the US Grand Prix today, guess who won this year’s race.

Vettel

Yes how did you know?

He has won the majority of races this year.

Lewis Hamilton got himself up to forth position from sixth place on the starting grid so that’s up 2 places I wonder how the other British drivers faired in the race?

So you mean Jenson Button, Paul di Resta and Max Chilton?

Yes.

Well Jenson managed to pick up 1 point for coming 10th after starting 5 places back leaving him in 9th position in the championship with Paul di-Resta just behind him in 10th. Max Chilton is in joint 19th spot in the championship as he has 0 points, only with only one race left.

But what were you thinking about?

Oh yes that was it me driving a car or any other type of automotive transportation, as I could now; well I can’t see any reason why I couldn’t anymore as my eyes are open more now than before.

But what would you use it for, 3 of the people that you co-inhabit the place that you live can already drive and the forth is learning at the moment?

Ok I know that I don’t have to learn how to drive, but I could.

Anyway you hate spending money isn’t that what you have to do with cars you have to spend money on it to keep it road worthy and more still to keep the vehicle fuelled and clean. Not to mention the pollution that is caused.

Good points Red I’m wondering if I could get an electric motorised bicycle.

Are you stupid or something? That’d still be a waste, but in the pollution would be getting produced by all of those PowerStation’s /where you’re getting your electricity from.

But that is where my crazy ideas come into play as a way to provide free electricity to the world but without pollution, well it may include a bit of pollution.

But don’t worry that shall be on my list of things to do, whenever I get around to writing it.