Thursday, 31 July 2014

Day 391

Day 391;

So today I had more rat poison injected into me, I got it put into my eyelids and my right arm by a diluted Italian.

I state diluted as she said that I was a "handsome young" man. But I think of myself as more of a hideous older man, I am using that terminology was I currently believe that I'm a man; well I have goat Pennis. I'm not one of the type of men that hasn't ever had any girl fainting (going weak at the knees for me) while they look at me, they more likely will run away from me. I have even traumatised a young boy, but I think he he may have got over it by now but I'll tell you what may have actually helped his parents told him of for being an idiot when it came around to me, which may be as he's a cousin of mine.


Wednesday, 30 July 2014

Day 390

Day 390;

Today my fortunes turned back stayed constant, but fortunately the nation that I am currently, as I have for the rest of my life apart from a few weeks and a day within this country, has turned out slightly better than the day before in terms of the Commonwealth games.

As England may still be 9 bronze medals and 1 gold medal in deficit to the Australians, which when added together equals 10 medals behind, but then there's a third medal, the diver type, of which England has got 3 more than the Australians which actually means that England is only 8 medals behind in total' which I may now say that that many medals may be too far for England to catch up especially as both of the teams have more competing to do.

Today I have created a land of myths well in my head i have created a world of mythological creatures like gods, goddesses, basilisks and even a mermaid or two.

I have started a little bit of the lore of the lands, and it's already more plausible than a Christian or an Islamic position, but this isn't even supposed to be about this world. So I hope that you enjoy my little drifting far away from the sane world for the following little piece of text.

The Creation of the worlds. Within the beginning there was nothing except a God, a Goddess and the all encompassing blackness, the two gods were the deities of the universe either one of them radiated light, they were drawn together after the first umpteen million years, so they started "playing" with each other, she fell pregnant. That pregnancy started all that we know today.

Tuesday, 29 July 2014

Day 389

Day 389;

So today I have been thinking about pirates and fantasies.

But that wasn't it as I actually wad jumping in a sandpit, throwing a grip ball and doing some other Athletics shenanigans.

But finally I have just watched a James Bond film, which was called The World Is Not Enough, Allergy asked if there was a part where he rode down a snow capped mountain on a cello I couldn't remember that being in the film and Mich stated that it was a separate film, so i attempted to discover which film it was in, and it was min the Film The Living Daylights. And that film was with the predessor to Pierce Brosnan, it was by the Actor Timothy Dalton.  But the thing about Pierce that Alllergy was confused about was that she thought he was an American,  when in actual fact he's Irish with American citizenship since 2001.

Monday, 28 July 2014

Day 388

Day 388;

It has been the day that I have numbered day 388.

The day was interesting as the Tour de France ended today, and in the Commonwealth games Australia took a massive lead over the English in the medals standings.

But also today I didn't get to go on Skyward Sword also today, which kind of was terrible. 

Sunday, 27 July 2014

Day 387

Day 387;

Now today I can't really remember shay happened to me, apart from watch the Commonwealth games, on the Television.

And I noticed that Australia has taken the lead on the medal tab;e ads they have 5 more bronze medals that England, as with golds it's 17 a piece and silvers it's 14 a piece but then the Aussies have 19 to England's 14.

But this morning, or was it this afternoon, I watched bowls it was England VS Scotland, it was a game of the first to 21 and then Scotland go het score up to 20, then I was thinking that if England manage to level it up at equal, Scotland would have the last stone advantage (hammer in Curling terminology) but then miss England managed to level the score at 20-20. so it was the Scottish (woman/girl) with the last stone advantage they were in the last end and it went down to the Scottish final store if she'd have just rolled it onto the back and closest stone to the jack then she could have replaced the stone with hers and then taken the game.

Saturday, 26 July 2014

Day 386

Day 386;

So today it was another day for me to exist on.

And I have got a headache, it could be due to the altitudes that I have been up to. today, or alternately it could be because I have walked past a couple of churched

As I have been to the shard today, which it a very high building I'm london I thought that the trains looked like those double O gauge I think.

Friday, 25 July 2014

Day 385

Day 385;

Now today has been another day in my uneventful life but guess what happened to me today?

nothing as you stated earlier "another day in my uneventful life".

Well that may be true but I didn't mean that question so literally.

What did you mean what gadget that you thought that you had previously lost and it was found today?

Well yrs that would be a bit of a longwinded way to state it but yes.

Mich found your Wii Fit meter.

Oh... yes, you knew it did you?

No it was just a lucky guess... of corse I knew it, I'm you remember.

But yet again no more progress on Skyward Sword, as the Commonwealth games actually started today which meant that the TV had  to be used to watch some of the events today instead of playing that awesome game.

Thursday, 24 July 2014

Day 384

Day 384;

So it has been the next day of my life and today I have been to the gym, well I missed out on my target for the rowing machine by a whooping 6.6 seconds at 5;36.6, so that's one disappointment out of the way.

But today I decided to have a fitness day. As I went to the gym this morninfg and what has just been on the Television,the opening ceremony to the commonwealth games, which was in Scotland, Glasgow, this year=. 

But today I have been thinking about the Legend of Zelda and Ganondorf's seeming to be non-exsisrant parents, well I know that Twinova is his surrogate mother(s) but who is his actual mother and father? it makes sense if his father had died some many years before the events of Ocarina of Time as he was probably the previous King of the Gerudo who had been born in the previous cycle of 100 years and as if my supposed is contract and the Gerudo live many times longer than humans/Hylians so Ganondorth had to kill his father to become the King of the Gerudo people/women and the Hylian men are taken as boyfriends by the Gerudo women as you find out in the tale but it doesn't say that it's voluntary that they they are taken or not so they could be kidnapped and then raped to produce more of their number but only the female ones and then as if when Ganandorf's father got "Horney" he just picked up a Gerudo women and then he did it with her and then once every 100 years it would be Ganondorf that was born the other times if anything it would be a woman Gerudo, supporting this could be the fact that the Gerudo in MM were only women which could mean that without a single male Gerudo it could mean that they are stuck with giving birth to female Gerudo, But this could be interoperated many separate ways as I also never saw any young of the Gerudo in that game so there could have been one young male off hiding somewhere and that isn't even taking into account the theory that Link was already dead for the whole of MM which if that's true which it looks plausible which would mean that it's all from Links dying imagination, hence the creation of all of the familiar characters from OOT.

Wednesday, 23 July 2014

Day 383

Day 383;

Ok so today I watched Monty Python And The Holy Grail, you can watch it also if you click the play all option on the below youtube video, it's immense.



King Arthur and his knights of the round table but it's portrayed in a comedic fashion, with annoying little french men also. I meant exactly what I put it is with some Annoying little french men I was not being offensive to french men, I'm sure that there are plenty of little french men that aren't irritating.

But today I have progressed a little through the dungeon that I was on yesterday in Skyward Sword, but my assistant still insists on saying that she hates the game, but  then she offers me her valuable (non-crippled) assistance, it confuses me?

Tuesday, 22 July 2014

Day 382

Day 382;

So the next day of my life has passed me by and England loose against India by 95 runs in the second test, to allow India to take a 1-0 lead in the test series.

What have you been doing today? 

I have been playing on my Wii and I have been having a little go at another Athletics day thing well what I did was I jogged for a little while and then I started throwing a little metal ball around, and then i started throwing a hammer around.

So how much Skyward Sword did you get done today?

I did disappointingly little today.

Monday, 21 July 2014

Day 381

Day 381;

So it has been the next day in my uneventful existence.

But I should tell you a tale of the sporting events as of late… Tour de France the two british hopefuls for the wins have crashed out which is Mark Cavendish who crashed out on the first day, and the defending champion Chris Froome, who replaced Wiggins in last year tour who was the former champion of the tour but this time round Wiggins never made the team to race. Then in F1 Hamilton crashed out in practise so he had to in 20th on the grid and he made his way back up to 3rd position before the end. England Cricket isn’t going well with only 105 runs for 4 on the 4th day of this 5 day test series and they need to get a total of 214 to win the match and they have only got 6 more batters to do it with but one of the two english batsmen should be out as the umpire made a mistake when he was umpiring. But then in the Open Golf Rory Macalroy(sp.) who’s British managed to win the open which is all the major success that a british person has had in quite some time. Do you understand my pun? Major success and the golfing majors…

But I made some minor progress on the game of Skyward Sword. Am I a casual gamer or a hard-core gamer as you could say that I'm obsessed with the Legend of Zelda games but are they hard-core or casual games? Because within a recent interview Miyamoto has said that Zelda needs to be “accessible” for casual gamers, so why don't you put in the game from the beginning 2 options to what style would you like to play through at hard-core or casual? Then you could do special Mii rewards for each of the difficulties? like with the hare core version you get a master sword and with the casual version you get a Hylian shied, so that way you could literally wear your achievements with a new found pride/you could have a badge like those Pokemon gym leaders badges to don your Mii. 

Sunday, 20 July 2014

Day 380

Day 380;

I'm still no closer to completing that scrapped project, but at least I am now closer to completing Skyward Sword as I have got into the Lanayru Mining Facility, the third dungeon of the game.

Allergy keeps asking me how I just know what to do in the game, and the answer is I don't, I just attempt many different methods to get past one thing or I cheat and look at a guide but I generally only do that when I'm so stuck on a part of the game ant I can't figure out how to progress or when I'm getting my assistant to do part of the game that I cannot do, for in general reasons of my disabilities like the boss battle that was against Scaldera when my arms for throwing bombs weren't working properly, and they still aren't at the speed that the game wants you to to defeat that boss.

But I shall now tell the audience of my blog the probably only annoying thing about the game Skyward Sword that I have encountered so far, and it isn't tingle with his mr fairy shenanigans as I don't think that he's in this game, well I haven't met him yet at least, it's not actually about the game it's more of about my own inadequacy as it's just when you get up a point in a game and you want to know if you're something correctly as I attempted to hit the block on the ladder with the bomb flower but it wouldn't work for me so I try a number of different approaches to activate the time shift stone all came to no avail so check a guide and then I found out that I had it correct the first time and I shouldn't have stopped pursuing that one lead.

Saturday, 19 July 2014

Day 379

Day 379;

Now this day has been hot, and I don't mean hot as in sexy, I mean hot as in i'm drenched in my sweat hot.

 I hate this weather except from the part when theirs storms afterwards which are great fun as long as you can go out in it and get drenched with the cool rain water, else wise it's a lot of getting hot and bothered but then with the thunder and lightning storms that we have had for the past 2 nights I can remember when with one of those it meant no electricity almost every time but now it seems fixed, the it's the national grid I think that I have to complement for that. Oh some of my fondest memories of bring young were covered in the black of the night sky and torchlight being the only source of light,


Friday, 18 July 2014

Day 378

Day 378;

So this day was this day an  I remembered something that happened to me yesterday, as I didn't realise but we had an Alien around yesterday, well I mean someone of a different race, of which we are members of the human race so what was he? A martian?

I don't really understand the whole concept of there being more than one race of people on this planet but aren't we all people, black, white, brown and even yellow? We are all members of the human race there isn't a master race, that was just a dilution of the people called thee NAZI's, there is just the human race, and there are also many other races of creatures and mythical races like Elves, Angels and Unicorns, but they only belong in works of fiction, like the bible, the Harry Potter books or the Lord of the Rings books, unless you have some testable proof of their existence.

But apparently this ma that came to the door of the house was of another race or so said Allergy, this man that came to the door he knocked and was waiting outside of it he looked to me like a nicely tanned skin headed man and he said hello to me so I hummed for Allergy to come to the door as I would be having difficulty to communicate with him as I cannot speak, but I could listen to his voice and he was foreign sounded as if he came from the middle east about. When Allergy came to the door he started chitin to her about his charity and he wanted here to sign up for giving 26p a month and Allergy calmly clearly stated I am not comfortable to give you my personal details, but then while he had been sitting down on a chair as he was exerting pressure on Allergy attempting to get her to pass out her details which didn't succeed he asked for a cup of water as to obviously Allergy obliged and I moved to the doorway to watch him as I knew that Allergy wouldn't be comfortable doing his bidding unless I did that thing and then he drank his drink This is after asking Allergy the most nonsensical questions seeing as it was me that answered the door to him about whither she knew anyone with disabilities, Excuse me princess,, referring to the man at the door, but did you not see that big oaf that let you in do I need a disabled badge tattooed to my forehead?

and I honestly didn't notice anything different about his skin colour to my own he was slightly more tanned but other than than that I got naught. Just with him pulling the victim card out of his pocket by saying I have been rascally abused by your neighbours, if it was true then call the police why don't you don't go along to the next house along and bitch about the neighbours and just one of our neighbours is actually registered blind so I live on a blooming healthy estate with a cripple like me (with spectacles on) and a blind person both living on the same estate and your a man from a charity called See Ability obviously seeing through the disabled.

Thursday, 17 July 2014

Day 377

Day 377;

So it is today the next day within my adventure, of my life.

But what have you done?

I have lost my Wii Fit meter  been to the Gym, my assistant and I have got through the second temple in Skyward Sword and I have watched Planet of the Apes; the original from 1968.

First things first, how did you loose your Wii Fit meter?

I lost it somewhere between putting it in my tracksuit trouser pocket before I left the house this morning and getting out of the car at the other end of the car journey/the gym, so I have got a number of separate conclusions to look into it could have fallen out of my pocket inside the house, it could have fallen out of my pocket outside of the house , or it could have fallen out of my pocket in the car and then when I opened the car door it has fallen out and then rolled under the car getting itself squished by the subsequent movement of the car.

So which one of those options do you think is most likely?

I have no idea, but moving on?

Ok then, what have you done at  the gym?

Well I started off by going on the cross trainer, then I attempted lifting stacks of weight by the use of my legs and then it's another one of those black spots in my memory, but finally I went on this sit up aching i don't know what it's called but the action that you do is similar but on it you're already sat up.

What did you do at the temple?

My assistant felt the relief of beating the boss of a temple, that we had been struggling with, in the Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. But I'm not sure if she like's the game now or if she still hates the game due to that boss.

Apes, isn't this planet a planet of the Apes; as that is what we are Apes?

Well I know that but the film doesn't seem to have taken that into account, as it means Gorillas and Orangutans that are the apes which is true but we are also Apes we maybe the first of the great ape species to utilise the airwaves with the signals that are capable of such messages as these to be seen across the world they may be the most dull and unimportant messages but they are my messages.

Wednesday, 16 July 2014

Day 376

Day 376;

So it's the day that I planned to get my special project that I have now scrapped up by.

Well it was supposed to be up 10 days ago but then I know that I only started planning it 10 days ago when i thought that it was actually 20 days ago, and I know that I still haven't cleaned up after that blunder either now.

Ok so what have you done today?

I'm a bit fuzzy on the details but I have been playing on my Wii mostly today, no progress on the boss of the second temple in Skyward Sword yet, but my assistant in the boss battle I have almost completed the temple else wise, just one more chest to get then the temple will be 100% complete as long as the boss gets defeated also.

But the reason why I have got some assistance with the boss battle this time is because it includes bomb throwing, in order to complete and I can throw bombs but it's just the speed that it wants me to throw them at that is impossible for me at this moment in time.

I just like the intuitive controls for the game they're exactly what I had imagined for a new Zelda title when the Wii was announced all of those years ago, but I just haven't been able to get the most out of the new control system as I'm now crippled, but now here's the thing about being crippled and a bloody mute as I am, my mind still works and it's half decent at working out the Legend of Zelda problems so that's why I'm getting frustrated with myself not with my assistant as if you have a thought about a problem solving game ad it's to do with a problem and then your body won't execute the correct procedure to solve the problem is frustrating but not half as frustrating as when you know how to solve the puzzle and you've got an assistant helping you at it, and you can't actually speak to them telling them how to play it, like this one that I had when we fighting the boss of the second temple; why are you running away from the boss he's just eaten a bomb flower you should be getting close to it so you can slash it's eye with your sword?

Tuesday, 15 July 2014

Day 375

Day 375;

I'm sorry about yesterday, I couldn't really remember what I did except from watch the football (not soccer that's an American/Australian invention) World Cup final.

But today I went out of my home again, and I did some more of the athletics thing. Which was fun but I think that I am overrated by the people there.

Why are you overrated? 

I don't know but on the long jump I was getting a lot of hype from the boss man but then this Dan man just came along and at least equaled my jump if not beat it. He was the person that deserved the hype not me.But I just continued on attempting to jump further and my "fighting" with Luke, we were only play-fighting I only almost broke his jaw once; which was because he was playing around with this metal pole that I was holding onto as he asked me to and then I brought the bar into my side but what i didn't realise was that he had brought the other end of the bar up to his face and the bar almost made contact with his face.

but could I please make a statement now about the incident, my eyes were closed for the whole time during the incident.

And just no more football World Cup matches today, as it finished yesterday with Germany being the world champions again I think that equals 4 times now which is joint second with Italy on the most successful teams in the World Cup they are still trailing by 1 World Cup success to the best of all time in World Cups, of whom was Brazil.

Monday, 14 July 2014

Day 374

Day 374;

So Today was the day of the final of the World Cup it was between two footballing giants one of Europe and one from South America. It was Germany VS Argentina.

The game was goalless after 105 minutes of play, which was after full time 90 minutes and after the first half of extra time before the Geri's scored their first in the second half of additional time.

The Argentines had the best chance of the game, but then they scuffed it as they had one player on the pitch that was behind the German defenders when a German player mishit a back pass straight to one of the Argentina players so he had a one on one with the keeper and he mishit the shot wide, which I'm sorry is pretty much unforgivable for any player within a World Cup 11.

Sunday, 13 July 2014

Day 373

Day 373;

So it has been the following day in my new year, of posting that I only realised yesterday something like a week after my new year actually started,

But as i realised the above problem I decided to console myself with some playing of a great game and I completed Skyview Temple in the first Legend of Zelda game chronologically at least, the game I am typing about is Skyward Sword as it is possible to discover from seeing a timeline and finding out that the game Just came out after 25 years of the series happens to be chronologically the first game in the series.

If the series lasts another 25 years what shall happen then? Will link be the hero of Hyrule and a father of many infants at the same time before you start and you have to juggle being a father and saving the kingdom. Will the forever princess Zelda finally have become queen Zelda. This is only speculation as you may have heard that Zelda Games have lost some influence in the whole gaming climate/industry.

And Finally the result of he Brazil VS Holland World Cup match, And it seems as if mr Silver wasn't much help in defence as those Dutch managed to score 3 goals against brazil. making the current World Cup the most humiliating World Cup for the hosts,

Saturday, 12 July 2014

Day 672

Day 372;

For a few weeks now I have been thinking that I have been getting the day of this diary entry incorrect,  I have noticed where it was from as it was from the day that should have been numbered 314 but instead was numbered 304 i shall attempt to fix every day in between then and now. since I have only just discovered the fact so that should mean that my celebrations for the years worth of blogposts is going to be delayed again especially seeing as it should have been last Friday that my one year of blogposts were completed but I'm guessing that it should be something properly special so I have taken some new updated selfies for the image of my face I know some hideous photographs to aid me in making this special new years project extra special.

I know it's going to be a challenge, as well as late it'll probably be knocked down quite considerably and I might get around to re booting the sunday Savage while I'm at it. But I shall do it properly on the second run through Well as properly as 1 man can do on his own with only his imagination to keep him company.

Friday, 11 July 2014

Day 371

Day 361;

So today I started to brainstorm some idea's for what to do for my special day 365 and a quarter, kind of special thingy.

I know that I have put todays post up latter than my last one of these I hope it hasn't disturbed anyone unnecessarily.

I have got one idea but it's going to take some time to produce it properly, it may even put some extra time onto my proposed completion date for Legend of Zelda; Skyward Sword, which is what I have been doing today as well as thinking, which is a condition of my continued existence on the surface of this rock which is travelling very fast around a tiny spot of light within the as it seems to be infinity of space.

But I am totally inept at engaging anyone as anything other than a friend or foe, anything else I would have forgot, but on my 3DS I have received a crown for escaping a` cage that I was locked up in on a game.

But there has been no more World Cup football today but I have heard about the sport of Gaelic football today. It's basically Irish football.

Thursday, 10 July 2014

Day 370

Day 370;

So it's day 370 and I went to the Gym again this week but this time there was none of that woman that I thought I knew from last week.

But what did you do this week in the gym that was very quiet.

Hang on a second Red I didn't say that the gym was quiet today.

I know but you were about to make that observation, plus I'd like to see you actually say that.

As would I, but we all know how likely that is.

Yes, it was bad use of words I know but shouldn't I type about the football World Cup, now?

Yes you should but not until yellow has a go at putting into words how likely it is that you speak again.

Ermm... well it is about as likely as a very unlikely thing.

Ok well I guessed the outcome of the game correct again with the result being an Argentina win but the final score after regulation time was 0-0 no goals had been scored then the extra half an hour was played the score remained 0-0 so the game went to penalties Holland missed there first and they're third shoots and Argentina Scored the first 4 of they're shoots meaning that Argentina won on penalties 4-2.

Wednesday, 9 July 2014

Day 569

Day 569;

So it is another day closer to my goal only  a week away from my goal now of 365 and a quarter days but I'm obviously not going to the quarter day otherwise that would probably look like the following; ZZZZ ZZZZ ZZZZ, I'd be asleep for it so i'm going to continue with this tradition thing, if I dare call it such a thing. 

But you must do something special for that day/day numbered day 366.

And I just wanted to state that my comments on the World cup final were only predictions that Germany was to win today and Argentina were to win tomorrow however I hope I'm wrong about the second one as we all need a country that has never won the world before in the final, Yesterday (Tour de France day) I met a person called Elie when I state met I mean virtually quite literally. As when I got home I was informed that I had met a person called Ellie,, via StreetPass,  had helped me to escape from my cage on my 3DS in the Mi Plaza quest who had most recently played been playing Arcade Classics 3D. Her  Preferred Pet is -, she likes -, her Dream is -, her Mii Birthday is on the 25 of the 09, her Creator is Ellie, She has had 79 StreetPass Hits and her Plaza Population is 49.

While I'm Savage.1 my Preferred Pet is Dogs, I like Video games, my Dream is (Other), my Mii Birthday is on the 31 of 03, Creator is Savage.1 StreetPass hits is 93 and my plaza Population is 165 of which I'm unsure how that happened and to be honest my Mii looks almost nothing like myself except it has got spectacles on it's face.

Actually I think that I may have an idea how that happened.

Was that a lie?

Well it was a lie unless you actually read what I wrote which was that I'm unsure that I was unsure of how that had happened but now, I've been thinking about it in more depth I think I have an idea of how it happened, so I wasn't actually lying if I had typed that I have no idea of how it happened and then I typed out an Idea of how it happened without using a word like unless in the gap between the sentence which would then contradict what I had been typing about not having an Idea.

So what's the difference between a contradiction and a lie in that context.

I'm unsure but it's like when your speaking and you say to them I have no idea and then suddenly it's as if an idea hits you, and your like unless a+b=c . But then the majority of that a similar instance happened to me while I was speaking the other people would be like no as a+b=d and d=2c so the was yo answer the problem of what is c would be a+b/2=c ah algebra how I miss thee.

But now actually on the World Cup match for today, the score was 7-1 to Bra... Germany, what happened there? Well the Geri's got the first goal of the game in the first half and then they preceded to slot 4 more balls past the Brazilian goal keeper before the end of the half. So the half time score was a massive 5-0 to the Geri's, the game had gone past the point of desperation for the Brazilians as the Geri's were just about to put a third goal past the Brazilian keeper of the second half when a rare piece of Brazilian magic came quite a lot too late on a counter attack which made the final score 7-1 to Germany, some how i think that only the 1 goal scorer for Brazil Neymar and Silver are going to be allowed into any Brazilian public places after that crushing defeat.

Tuesday, 8 July 2014

Day 368

Day 368;

Well I have got some extra information on Solar roads



Ok so I have got myself out of the little infatuation with solar roads that I may have been in on my last addressing of them like one which i had almost bursting out of my skull on the last accession that I typed about if it was solar panels in the roads how can you collect the solar energy when an accident as happened on it? as the accident on the road would immediately block out the beams of sun for the surface area that had the accident on but also the traffic jam that would build up blocking out many more solar cells, but then the recovery vehicles sitting there alongside on the road with each of them they would be blocking out even more of the road, and that is beside all of Thunderf00t's complaints.

Which was one of my unmentioned reasons why I stated that it would be very cool if it was possible especially not within the current economic climate and the technological limitations.

So i went to see the 3rd stage in the Tour de France today so there was a lot of people and the temperature was hot, a lot of mini beast liked to have a nibble on me a tiny bee if it was a dog then I'd say that it was sniffing my balls, as it hovered down there for quite a considerable time. But then it was wasps that were being more in ,my face, so thats what I did for the vast majority of today standing outside beating away flies and mini beasts for the moments that the Tour de France came by.

And getting stuff pelted at me by a some cars bearing gifts. The most humorous thing that happened was a box of Yorkshire Tea tha met a person that I was standing nears head apparently, pity I missed it.

But then again today no World Cup football matches.

Monday, 7 July 2014

Day 367

Day 367;

Now today was interesting as I finally got round to typing up what had happened yesterday.

Why were you typing that statement in the past tense when you haven't actually typed it yet?

Ok, I'm doing it  that way as when this post becomes live/goes online to the pub,lic I will have done it.

How do you know that?

I know that as I'm starting to write it down now, and I'm not waiting until I have forgot again later.

Ok well what I was intended to type yesterday, was that Mark Cavendish crashed out of the Tour De France  on the first leg or should I say his first arm as he dislocated his shoulder on the fishing straight it was a deeply disappointing day for all of his supporters and himself as they were riding through his home county of Yorkshire, and he had got so far for him to just lea n on his opponent at that time so they both went down it was bitterly disappointing for him especially as he wanted to make something of this tour as it in England for the first time ever and he's gone out of the tour on the first day.

But all credit to him for releasing a statement accepting the responsibility for the collision on the first day of the tour that left him ineligible to compete for the rest of this Tour, as I mentioned earlier he has dislocated his holder so therefore he is ineligible.

Well that was yesterday but then also today there was an English (British) sporting mans success he who goes by the name of Lewis Hamilton came from 6th position on the starting grid to win the british Grand Prix at silver-stone for his second time but the only competition that he had in the race and for the F1 the championship his team mate Nico Rosberg who lead from the star of the GP except from the part where he he pitted, where lewis managed to take over he got a DNF for the first time this season Lewis has had 2 and Nico now has had 1 which now puts Lewis behind Nico by only 4 points so Lewis could win the next 5 with Nico in 2nd for all and then Nico wins the following 5 with Lewis in second, Nico would be the winner of the championship but the next race is in Nico's country  of his birth, Germany so Nico will be wanting to win that Race probably something fierce so but then so should Vettel so which should win out of those two drivers Nico as he has got the better of the two's cars this season but Vettel is getting beat by younger Mr Daniel Ricardo in the F1 standings, who is on the same team as him, team Red Bull.  So what It looks like to me is that Vettel not only had the best car for the past 4 seasons where he won the majority of the races but also his team-mate was a lot worse of a driver than him, so it wasn't that Vettel was the greatest driver.



I just thought that that was called for. It's Some music from the game series that I personally believe is the best game series that I have ever played.

Sorry but no World Cup matches  have been plated today. But I'm thinking that the final will be between Germany and Argentina, as Brazil are missing their two best players and the German team are very god at defending as they were against France, and Argentina should be able to make the dutch pay for the high defensive line that they play with as Messi should be able to slip in behind the back 4 of the dutch relatively easily.

Sunday, 6 July 2014

Day 366

Day 366;

If only I had switched the two final digits around I would have completed in this blog project, so I'm sorry that it's not over but I am thinking that I should do this for longer at least.

Actually the other day when I first found out about Emu's careless little incident with her mobile (which is pronounced mo-bile not mob-le) phone which I received knowledge of from Emu and I had actually messaged back to her that it was careless of her to drop her phone down the drain, of which she had done. But then later that day Allergy uncovered my correspondence with Emu and she stated to me that Mich had already said that it was careless of her, but not to her instead to Allergy while they were listening to Emu's phone call to Tini a few days before that week, of which I had no prior knowledge.

Shish anyone would think that you and Mich were, I don't know, related or something like that.

Shut it Red, your irony will be lost on the audience most probably,

What irony?

He is related to Savage.1.

Oh... ok.

But should I get round to typing about what I did today?

No you should just get onto the football Results.

Ok Red. The football scores were 1-0 to Argentina over Belgium with the only goal of the game being scored within the first 10 minuets of the game, so Argentina proceed to the semi finals, but who would they play?

Well that was the second match of the day, as it was between Holland and Costa Rica, and after 120 minuets of play time + stoppages the score was level at 0-0 so the game went to penalties, but throughout the game the Ductc had the majority of the dances and best  but Nevas kept saving them, but there should have been a penalty to costa rica just before the final whistle apparently but it wasn't given, Penalties Holland switched they're Goal Keeper just before the penalties and the Goal keeper had only saved 2 penalties in competitions before this appearance and he double his total of saves to 4 with 2 saves  made to Nevas's 0 saves in the shootout making the final score 3 to Costa Rica but 4 to Holland.. 

Saturday, 5 July 2014

Day 365

Day 365;

So today was another day of my vastly unimportant life.

But Allergy  wants me to get married so she can be a brides maid, She should ask Emu instead of me as at least she has got Mr C, who may get married one day in the future. Unlike me who is as sola try as a as a lone wolf, but I'm no where near as cuddly or cute.

But what have I done today?

Well you have played Legend of Zelda; Skyward Sword.

Yes, I am starting a play through of the Legend of Zelda games in story order:



Of which I shouldn't have a problem in playing the games until four swords at least as I'll need 3 other players to play it with me.

Skyward Sword; apart from my dodgy, to put it nicely, playing style; I just got into the first dungeon today, I can hardly fly my Loftwing which doesn't make it any easier, now taking into account all foreseeable variables this game should take me about 6... months to complete, so I'm looking at January/February time for my Estimated completion time.

Today also saw the start of the quarter finals for this years football World Cup;

Germany VS France the all european game and the winner was Germany, Frogs 0, the Geris 1.

Now the secondd game was a bit let down by the lines man as Brazil was up 1-0 over the Colombians when the columbians scored a goal but the goal was disallowed as there was a columbian player in an offside position, he didn't even touch the ball, then the score was 2-0 to the Brazilians then in the dieting moments of the game Colombia scored their first goal to make the final  score 2-1 Brazil.

Friday, 4 July 2014

Day 364

Day 364;

So today I have collected my new spectacles from my local opticians, it took me a while but I think the thing is that these spectacles are considerably better and it'd  not just that these spectacles are cleaner. As you may know the feeling that getting some new spectacles can be quite overwhelming at first.

When the world first comes into view after a long time looking at it through a haze can really take your breath away, well it almost took mine away from me.

After I had a long turn on my Wii, I was playing Legend of Zelda; Wind Waker I have almost completed the ocean map Then I'll need to pick up the bow from somewhere in order to complete the Tower of the Goddesses Then I'll be needing to find all of the pieces of the Triforce segment for courage in order to beat Gannon and to stick the master sword in his head.

Sorry still no more results from the football World Cup. Quarter finals start tomorrow/today if your reading this on the day that this post is posted.

Thursday, 3 July 2014

Day 363

Day 363;

Well today was interesting as I thought it was 2 days.in the space of 1 day.

As this morning i awoke and slowly progressed downstairs to get my medication and breakfast then I got dressed into my gym outfit and i walked to the gym, While I was at the gym I saw a girl/woman that I thought I knew who as it turns out did go to the gym today at around the same time but I am only about 80 percent sure that it was her, maybe I will see her again next week. Then I took my second bit of medication and i ate lunch. Next up it becomes a big black patch of not remember what I did until medication number 3 which i took later on today and I can remember a lot of paying Legend of Zelda Wind waker as i had progressed to the giant tower of the goddesses now in the game aka I have gathered the three pearls to the places and the gilt tower has now ape red in the middle of the map.

But no World Cup action happened today.

Wednesday, 2 July 2014

Day 362

Day 362;

Well this day was positively forgetful
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But as I have been watching the football World Cup,

First it was Argentina VS Switzerland, which was a very close match, but then in the second half of extra time the Argentinians managed to get themselves a goal to clinch the game.

Secondly it was USA VS Belgium, the Belgium team scored two goals in the first half of extra time, this was after first 90 minuets + stoppage time the score was level at 0-0, the USA team had a kind of never say die approach to the game as they played right up to the the end of the second half of Extra time, while scoring their only goal of the game with in the first 2 minuets


Tuesday, 1 July 2014

Day 361

Day 361;

Today started off well, I think.

I think that I have the answer to the houses wireless problemI as kit doesn't have to be on 24/7 As it might be at the moment, so I have thought of getting some down time on the  Wi-Fi internet router as that could be what's wrong with it, it's over heating causing it too malfunctions (cut off).

I also got another attempt at some of the athletic activities today also I still enjoy running up to the sandpit to jump in. Then I tried my hand at club throwing not the pack of cards, I mean the wooden kind.

But today in the world cup'

The Frogs won by 2 goals to nothing, against Nigeria.

Then by the end of regulation time the score was 0-0, then in the end of additional time the German team had 2 goals, but then in the dieting seconds of the game Algerian team scored snored 1 goal to make the final  al score 2-1 to Germany.