Day 1008

Day 1008;

Now today I have first done 2 small sets of 30 then another 1 of 60, to set me up for the remainder of the day. Or did it?...

Breakfast: a bowl of cereal.
Lunch: potato salad, mini sausages, scotch eggs and mini sausage rolls.
Dinner: baked potato, carrots and sausage. But for pudding I had veinetta, Victoria sponge and I ate some of my chocolate box.

But to finish myself off today in fitness and stuff I did one of those 5 or 1 things, it's where I row as fast as I can for 5 minutes or until I get to 1KM whichever' furthest, now today I did 1.5KM in 5 minutes, but last time I went on it I managed 1KM in 5:33 (I think).

Now what else have I done today?

...

Come on guys help me out here, please?

Oh it's not another one of your rhetorical questions.

No it's not.

Well have you typed about reading that Squirrel Girl comic?

No,

Well...

Ok, light blue, well I read a comic book issue #01 of a Squirrel Girl comic book, it's basically a cleaned up version of Deadpool.

Ok that was it I found my halloween tale from 2 years ago which was titled "Lucy and the Bear" as I was reading through it I've noticed it's ssss hhhh it basically, so I have d decided to revamp it slightly and I am planning to have it up by next Halloween to scare, or at the very least horrify, some of my reader,

Day 1007

Day 1007;

Now today I had completed 120 of my 60 before 12:00 as I had done my first/last set at 03:00 then I did my second set by 11:58 this morning, but then also today I did 2 sets of 30 in the afternoon.

Breakfast- Bowl of cereal, banana grapes and strawberries.

Lunch- Left overs mini sausages, mini sausage rolls, potato salad, scotch eggs, sausage.

 Dinner- Pasta and Quoirn balls, which was followed by a trifle of trifle

Oh no you didn't just go there, did you?

Well I actually have just gone there, why?

Your sense of humour has certainly gone the same way as your sense,

Which way left, right, up or down?

I don't know it's direction but I know that it's gone, or petty much gone at the very least, now shouldn't you get back to your foods?

Oh yes now I had just got up to the trifle, I also had some cheesecake, and I had a bowl of strawberries.

Ok well today in sport, the football team which is for the country that I was born in, England Lost against the Netherlands 1-2. But that isn't the good news as the good news is that the football team that I support actually won a second game in a row making it 2 wins on the trot now they just need 4 more wins to stand a chance of staying up in the league, or so says the manager.  The score in that match was 0-1, but the team that I support didn't get turned over unlike England.

Day 1006

Day 1007;

So today I have already outdone myself on portions of fruit and vegetables. And I gave done my sixty  twice today first after midnight The second was in two parts.

Breakfast: a bowl of cereal and apple, banana, strawberry and grapes. 4 fruits.
Lunch: some of the food that was left over from yesterday's buffet which included potato salad, Grapes, Mini Sausages, Sausage rolls Etc. 1 veg and 1 fruit definitely.
Dinner: Sausages Yorkshire pudding with mash potato, peas and carrots. But then it was time for the pudding/dessert which was more sherry trifle, more cheesecake and a bowl of strawberries, 3 veg 1 fruit, trifle has got banana and raspberries in but I probably wouldn't say I got enough to make a whole portion,

Today I misheard the lytics to the the beatles song 'Mrs Robinson', "God bless you, please Mrs Robinson" Hmm I thought it was "So if you please Mr Cameron" I don't know why they were saying God bless you, Mrs Robinson maybe you sneezed and they were wishing the plague away from you?

The next song is one that Mich decided to inform me some of the lyrics true meanings, of bye bye miss or mr Amerian Pie.  Drive a car to the sea wall but the tide was out and all that jiggerypokery.

Day 1005

Day 1005;

Now today was the 1005th day and it was also apparently the day that was chosen to celebrate the death of a guy that I do not even believe ever existed in the first place,

Breakfast- Cereal and a box of banana and grapes.
Lunch- Turkey potato, carrots and peas,  and I had two puddings/desserts, as I ate one cheese cake and geneeious helping of trifle.
Dinner- Buffet, which included cheese, mini sausages, mini sausage rolls, mini scotch eggs, I also had some grapes and pork pie.

Today I watched the boat race, Cambridge won but Oxfords women managed to beat the women of Cambridge. But why is Oxfords boat for the reserve men called Isis while the boat for the women reserves is called Osiris? I get that they are both of the pantheon of the Egyptian Gods, but this is the part that I don't get, Osiris father of Horus and husband (as well as sibling) of Isis is a male god, so why is his name the name of the female boat? The same goes for Isis but the gener identifiers should be reversed. 

Day 1004

 Day 1004;

So today marked the beginning of the end to my Avengers Academy challenge but my calendar has just reminded me that thew clocks go forward an hour tomorrow so the 07:00 that I woke up today at will be 08:00 tomorrow. But for my daily 60 I have defiantly done 2 today as in I did my first after midnight but the second one I defiantly did was just after 18:00, but I am thinking that I did another 60 in today, but I can't remember so I am thinking not.

Breakfast- Cereal and a pot of banana and apple.
Lunch- I ate a boiled egg on toast.
Dinner- I ate some more of the cottage pie from yesterday, as it was cottage pie not shepherds pie.

As I stated earlier on in my post that today marked the begging of the end of my quest to rescue, sorry I meant recruit, Rescue, as by the time that I have started to write this today I have got 20 of the Holo-Globes, which may be as I was doing my first 60 of today/second of yesterday, at just gone 01:00 this morning/last night I completed my 19th Holo-Globe and I started in the creation of number 20, so that by the time that I awoken it had been completed. Now on to 21. I may even get up to 23 before midnight tonight, which would be 1 ahead of my projected score.

My head has just exploded, quite a considerable number of times, meaning I have forgotten how many times I have just sneezed. But it was defiantly at least 3 sneezes, but then I lost interest.

Back to my task of unlocking rescue, now I have got the 21st Holo-Globe from Iron Man, next up is Wasp, then it should be Black Widow, Loki and finally Iron man. To unlock the final part to unlocking rescue, which should probably be something along the lines of Iron Man doing a 30 minute chore.

So far so good on the Rescue mission. I have so far got 22, the 23rd is on it's way it should be ready for approximately 16:20 then it should only be Loki and Iron Man left to craft. If it is ready by 16:20 then the Holo-Globes take 3 hours to make individually. Therefore to craft 2 it should be 6 hours which makes the time for them to be completed 22:20, now that would fine if I had enough dossiers to make itI am pretty sure I have enough Yellow dossiers to craft 2 more but of other 2 colours I'm sure that I'm lacking.

Then why don't you get more?

I have tried to get some more but I still need 1 more Purple to craft the final Holo-Globe so I should be 2 ahead of schedule by midnight while I am waiting for the final Purple Dossier and then I should still have to wait 3 hours until I get the final Holo-Globe, as I should have 24 by 19:25 the next dossier by about 20:48, which should mean that I could collect the final Holo-Globe by 23:48 which could mean that Pepper Potts may be recruited by 00:18. If the final thing that you should be doing to unlock her lasts 30 minutes.

Now I get that you have been attempting to unlock the Pepper Potts character on your game for almost a week now but don't you think you've got a bit obsessed, over a game?

Yes, I am quite aware that I have got myself obsessed, over a game, but I know that games are the best things to get obsessed over, as nobody is harmed ether by your obsession plus if everyone was as content inside their own little gaming virtual world there would be no more war. At least none IRL (In Real Life).

As if you wanted to fight you could go and burn off some steam by slamming some Orks, Goblins or even some ghouls.

Inaccuracies in my projections 19:25 turned out to be 19:28 But because I'm such a twit I forsake my chance for completing it today in favour of getting Iron Man to talk to J.A.R.V.I.S. which put me back by 15, Fools error it was, but I may still be able to get it done today, as in before I go to bed?

football friendly Germany vs England in Germany first half the Gerry's scored an opening goal but it was disallowed because the goal scorer was offside when the ball was passed to him even though the video replay shows that he wasn't. Then later in the first half England's goalkeeper inures himself and doesn't kick the ballout of play for the Gerry's to get a nice and cheep goal against the goal keeper that probably shouldn't have been playing at that time. 1-0 to Gerrymany second half starts they play foe a couple of minutes and 2-0 Gerrymany and just as I was thinking that the game had been won by the Gerry's the commentator said that England needed to score right about now to give them a chance to salvage something from the game, and it was Harry Kane who opened the score tally for the English with a spectacular shot and a special turn which was made famous by a football legend that has recently died. then Vardy got subbed on and he scored a goal with one of his first hits of the ball to level the game at 2-2 Then Varfy set up s shot for Ali a shot that even I would struggle to miss and Ali missed the the target so the score remained at 2-2 but then in the first minute of additional time at the end of the game Dier manages to head the ball into the back of the net. To make the score 2-3.

3m

2m

1m

Character recruited Pepper Potts now that was easier than I was expecting. 

Day 1003

Day 1003;

So today I have just done my second 60 of today but it was my first of today as my first set of 60 technically classifies as yesterday, as I did it to help myself get to sleep approximately at 01:00 this morning.

Breakfast- cereal and a box of banana and apple
Lunch- poached egg on toast
Dinner- i'm thinking it was Shepard's pie, but I know that it included carrots peas and mashed potato.

But today I whitnessed a sight that I hadn't seen for a very long time as the football team that I support actually won a league match at their home ground. As I know that they have won once in the league away from home since the new manager has been instated, I have been watching the players and thinking these people are actually really decent players if they were in a better team for them they'd probably win the league. Anyway the team that I support will probably loose quite a few of the players next season as they're going down, dispite the game today haveing 5 goals in it and there was only 1 to the opposition team, which means the game was won by a score line of 4-1. Now they just needed to get their proverbial skates on sooner on in the leagues season to save themselves from the drop come the end of the season.

About today on the Avengers Academy game I managed to get my total number of Holo-Globes up by another 4 so I'm now on 18, looking like I could actually get this character unlocked, if my internet holds, that would be.

... No exscuses...

Oh dam, I'm sorry Red.

Day 1002

Day 1002;

So I have just completed my first 60 of the days by 11:45.

For breakfast I had a bowl of cereal and a banana, then for lunch I ate spaghetti hoops on toast and I didn't have any pudding,

So today I have watched some more youtube videos about stuff that interest me then I clicked on the below video, it's about one of Anita Sarcasm's  extremely tacky tropes vs women in video games, and I don't understand why it's so tacky she had loads of money to spend on it, I'd have thought that she'd have at least researched it properly at least, I'm typing about Anita not Kite Tails Response, as I believe that this response video does exactly what she outlines that the video isn't intended to do at the beginning and towards the end of the video.

But before my midnight dead line in the Avengers Academy game that I'm currently playing I managed to get to 14 holo globes, so that should mean I only need 4 more tomorrow then 4 more the next day to get me a more manageable 3 for the final day so I should have enough time to unlock Rescue on the final day also.

Day 1001

Day 1001;

Just 999 more days until I get to 2000, if I get to 2000 at least but today I was doing my first 60 this morning before 11:00 and  I have just been done my second 60 of the day just after 22:00.

But today for breakfast I had a bowl of cereal and a box of banana and apple. For lunch I ate 2 sausage rolls and a cream slice, I also reluctantly ate a cupcake,But then for diner I ate some meat pie and potatoes and carrots, at least I think that they were carrots that I ate along side of those new potatoes, it was at least a second type of vegetable (if you are willing to call potatoes vegetables).

So today I didn't go to the Gym but instead I did 1km on my rowing machine and 120 sit-ups as a kind of penance.

3rd day down I'm still behind schedule by only being on 8 holo-globes, I know I'm such a disappointment Now so I need to make it to 12 holo globes by this time tomorrow night  to even stand a chance of completing it by Monday, and rescuing rescue.

Day 1000

Day 1000;

Wow that long, 1000 days, but this morning I have been thinking about Pepper Pots aka. Rescue, and I was wondering if she's going to be getting her own film in the future?

But today I have had the usual bowl of a cereal and a banana in a box, for lunch I ate a cheese and ketchup toastie with a slice of chocolate cake for pudding, then for dinner I ate some pasta Bolognese and afterward I ate some panacotta and some ice-cream wrapped in sponge I think it's called an arctic roll?

But today I don't really think that I did much at all today. I mean I know I completed some of the Splatoon levels using a splat roller, as I am attempting to complete the game with the Splat roller seeing how hopeless I was with the splat blaster. Seeing how I'm stuck on the final level with the splat blaster.

Now the first comment in todays post came from my play through of Avengers Academy which I am currently on the part which has got me attempting to recruit rescue, as I state I'm attempting to recruit her, but it's not going very well at all as I have only got 5 of the things that you need 25 of and it's already been the second day. now I ned 4 more a day for the next 5 days, such a bother.

But then I remembered and did my 60 of today, and I even added on an extra 10.

Day 999

Day 999;

So it's the day of the police and today I have done something truly criminal, as I have forgotten almost everything that I ate today, and I have been thinking about exscuses to my late arrival of this blogpost, but it doesn't look as if I'm going to have to use it.

Now what I can remember of food that I have eaten today first up came a bowl of cereal but I'm thinking thinking that I also had a portion of banana and a portion of apple, but I'm not sure if I really ate the two portions of fruit, but I think that I did, then for lunch I'm thinking that I ate a cheese sandwich but it could have been a ham sandwich and for pudding I ate some carrot cake. For dinner I ate some more pizza.

I have been thinking about exscuses for the following reason.

Does it count as an exscuse if it's true?

Yes, it does. It may be a truthful exscuse but it's an exscuse none the less.

But by the  way it's not exactly your honesty why I always complain at you for making exscuses. It's the dull nature of your exscuses, as it is always the same (in recent times) which is the internet goes down. On a the scale from 1 to lame it is most certainly lamer than lame, even though I know that isn't allowed on the scale.

But today I also went to athletics and I managed to avoid hitting anyone that was running around on the track with the club that I was throwing, even if the club flew out of my hands at a 90 degree angle and hit the running track.

Day 998

Day 998;

But today I have finished off my busiest week by doing my 60 just before this in the evening.

So what I had for breakfast this morning was a bowl of cereal with some banana and some apple, but then for lunch I ate an almost as bad for a vegan but not quite so bad, as I ate a scrambled egg, with ham on toast which was followed up by a chocolate mousse which still isn't a chocolate Elk (chocolate moose), but then for my dinner I ate some chicken in bacon, sorry Mo but you didn't know what you were missing, with peas, potatoes and carrots, that's my 5 a day eaten.

Then what I did today was just play some games as I went to a place in the laughing down city, town big place thing, and I first tried some of this New Age Kurling thing which is basically curling done on a floor/not ice, of which we played for a short while then we went over to the boccia thing and we played 2 rounds Of which my team won the first, 1-0, and we lost the second, 0-1, which tied the game 1-1. Then I had this go on this vertigo thing I was climbing up these steps to reach the top then the man told me to jump down so I did and I gently floated down ass i was on a string, that was the easy part the next part I had to climb a climbing wall of which I failed at but I still reached the top... ish by having a man hoist me up by the safety ropes, but on the steps my leg stated shaking at random intervals like it is doing now which is just super irritating.

Im sorry about the lateness of this days post but the internet was down.

No excuses! You pathetic excuse for a human.

Oh bugs sorry. 

Day 997 p2

Day 997 p2;

So what I did yesterday was some boccia all on my own, and Mr B but he was the coach, so I basically had to roll a ball as close to another ball as possible I was instructed to move my chair back as far as it would go when I'm playing a short game like how a ramp would be used.

Then later on in the day I watched the final game of the rugby union six nations, to see if Englanf could get they're first grand slam in 13 years, they did but it seemed on the day as if they didn't diserve it. As they were second best on the pitch at most points within the game, and it was only thanks to them managing to deny the Frogs any try's that did it as England were the second best team with the ball at their feet yesterday I was even typing that the England team was looking very weak to me yesterday and that the frogs were looking quite a bit stronger yesterday, just before England got their first Try and I stated that the Frogs were looking stronger to me and they had squandered all of that earl domination by letting England get that first Try.to go 3-10 behind.

Then for the rest of yesterday I watched some more X-Files, and I got myself confused because who is Molder's father? As I was thinking that the cigarette smoking man was but then he wasn't due to there being a Mr Molder that worked for the FBI before him but he was working in a different department then there was also his boss from season 1 that that he called his dad in a later episode which was the same episode that the revelations that the cigarette smoking man was in fact his father that saved him from succumbing to the Alien virus as Molder was the human alien hybrid apparently.

Day 997

Day 997;

Today I am thinking that I got my 60 done some time in the afternoon, but today the food that I have eaten I was thinking was a mystery, until I just sat down and had a long hard think about it.

aSo today in food I ate a bowl of cereal, which was enough food for todays breakfast I'm thinking, then for lunch I ate a white bread cheese sandwich mini sausages and it was followed by a packet of grapes and the rest of what I ate for today, that I can remember, was 5 little fruity sweets.

As you could probably guess I cannot really remember what happened to me today but I will attempt to give you al an update in good time, if I remember that is.

Day 996

Day 996;

So I was wondering if I had done my daily 60 earlier on today when I was waiting to see if my friend P was going to show up today, but then I did 60 just after 23:00, just to be safe.


I remembered what I ate today, so first up was a bowl of cereal, next up was a bread roll with cheese I also ate a couple of sausage rolls alongside for my main lunch course then I ate a selection of cakes. That leaves me with my dinner and for that meal I ate the remaining half of my pizza from yesterday along with potato salad and coleslaw, of the two accompaniments to my pizza the coleslaw was foul, but the potatoe salad was delicious.

Now when I was with my friend, P, we were discussing a singer, one Mr Tom Waits or something like that, so I was asking P if he was Welsh, witch may have been due to him sounding vaguely similar to Tom Jones, and P said that he thought he sounded sick.

Day 995

Day 995;

Today I got my 60 done before the end of today just before I watched the final X-File episode of the day.

Breakfast today I ate some breakfast cereal, banana and some grapes. I ate some of a vegans nightmare , as in a ham omelette, which was made with ham from pigs, eggs from chickens, milk butter and cheese from cows so eat that vegans and prove to yourselves that your not a total waste of this planets resource, that was lunch, now for dinner, I ate my half of a take away pizza and chips.

I also went to the hair dressers in town and while we were there we also went on a tiny trek around town, to visit GAK and go into many shops to get a whole range of things which some of were for Flow , which was where we went later on in the day to place out a load of gifts for Flow for when she got home she could have a pleasant surprise, well that was what I was thinking that he was thinking at least. 

Day 994

Day 994;

I have got 30 of my 60 done today, in day time but I had got my final 10 of yesterday's 60 done after midnight. But today I also accumulated 80 by doing some during the opening credits of a cartoon that I have been watchingI first got 10, then I got 20, then I got 25 and finally I got a second 25, which makes 80.

Today for breakfast I ate a bowl of cereal, some of my box of banana and I also had some grapes, but then I didn't finish the grapes and bananas before I had to go to the dentist, when I got back I finished off my fruit in a bowl of spaghetti hoops on toast, but then for dinner I had peas, potatoes and carrots as well as some pie.

I went to the gym today, and I was pathetic. I missed out on getting 1KM rowed in 5 minutes by 11 seconds, and my projected time was going backwards on the rowing machine as it said that it was expecting a time of 5.06 at best through my 1KM row when I was aiming for a time that is beneath 5 minutes.

Day 993

Day 993;

So today I did my 60 before today, as it happened at just passed 01:20, but I was wondering if it should count as my 60 for today, I was thinking about it and I got in a 50 in before dinner.

Breakfast today was a bowl of cereal and I have also eaten a banana in a box, then lunch was a ham sandwich a mini sausage and a couple of slices of fruitcake, but finally for dinner tonight I have eaten vegetarian meatballs and pasta followed by a portion of Tiramasu. But I also ate a little pot of grapes and I had 4 more of Jaffa Cakes.

But today I went skiing which was fun I was attempting to work out if it had been 10 or 11 years since I last skied, and the result was neither it was 9 years since I had last skied. I only stacked it once today, but that was because I was getting bored by the instructors instructions to always go down in the snow-plow position, anyway I think that I may have dozed off for a few seconds during that little episode. Now since I started my little skiing adventure today I wasn't given any poles to carry this time, which unbalanced me at one point today when I was going down the small slope. Before I went skiing today my instructor asked me about the ski runs I had gone down when I went skiing all of those years ago, He started with blue, I nodded, 

Are there any slopes easier?

Yes there's those green runs.

Ok... then he said red slopes, I nodded also, finally he said black, I nodded, then I signed to the man that I had been of-piste as well in my positively immense journeys on snow.  down in Austria, but I'm unsure if I have ever been on a double black run, I'm unsure if they were even invented back when I skied properly, on real snow unlike the fake snow that I went on at the ski place that I was at today.

Day 992

Day 992;

I got my initial 60 done today, quite a bit earlier on in the day than yesterday's 60.

Today at meal times I have eaten a bowl of cereal, macaroni and cheese and then finally for dinner I ate some spaghetti hoops on some toast. But during breaks between meal times I gave eaten my box of banana and I have eaten 4 of my first, out of 4 boxes, box of 12 Jaffa Cakes.

What I have done  today other than eating and my 60 thing?

You should know as you went shopping for some more skiing gear and a load of other stuff for others.

I know, it was more of a rhetorical question. As I have also been watching some more of the X-Files, tonight. I'm up to an episode with some ghosts on Christmas Eve. 

Day 991

Day 991;

But today I started my 60 a day challenge, by doing my 60 before misperceptions midnight, it was interesting as my stomach muscles have disappeared from my touch now.

Now for breakfast today I was back to eating my usual, which is a bowl of cereal and a box of banana.For lunch I am pretty sure that I ate some chicken, sausages, peas ,carrots and potatoes, Meanwhile for my latest meal I had some soup and bread which was followed by some of the contents of my chocolate box.

Mich has just got a bit... Stern? With me, I think. Which was as I asked for his help  with my computer, to replace the batteries of my keyboard and mouse when he had done the things that I had requested I took them back to my computer and I was trying them out with it, they wouldn't respond on the screen, so I went to ask Mich if he's put the batteries in the correct way around, and he explained that he had. So he told me to switch off the computer at the plug, I thought that's a waste so I couldn't comply, instead I switched it off behind it's monitor, then by this time Mich was getting irritated with me, I noted this as he started to have a go at me for putting a cloth in my mouth. Of which it had been there since before he got into position in front of the screen.

Day 990

Day 990;

So today is the 990th day, of this life that I will forget soon enough.

But for breakfast I ate a bowl of cereal, that's it, Mich is still feeling unwell for the moment, so he had to and it's him that usually prepares my fruit which I have alongside of my cereal, next up was lunch and I started it today by feasting on a cheese and mayonnaise sandwich with mini sausages and grapes, and to finish it I ate some Jaffa Cakes. But then for dinner I'm pretty sure that I ate some peas, carrots and potatoes and I have also eaten some toad in the hole/sausages in Yorkshire pudding.

Today Allergy had a revelation, it was about our eating habits,  the revelation was that she thinks that people that eat meat are going the way of the smokers, thanks to the vegans and their uprising, which I have taken a quick look at in the past, and I understand the points about saving the animals, as I would understand that McDonalds could be blamed for there steak (pun) in increasing the global footprint for green house gasses but as they reach maturity they are killed and they are recycled into burgers, then what would happen if we were to leave all of them free to roam wherever they choose, the green house gasses would increase exponentially wouldn't they,