Day 115

Day 115

Today I have seen some pranks, the so called scary pranks as it’s almost Halloween and I am attempting to get into the

of Halloween.

None of them are actually scary they are more of shocking, or is that just me that thinks that?

Today I got another response to my video version of this thing but this time it was from my past video blogging friend and by the term my past blogging friend I mean my friend that used to upload video blogs from time to time, what he typed to me was:

That he thinks that the character looks decent and it fits the purpose well, but he doesn't know about the eye colour. But then he warned me not to anywhere near religion as, and I quote, “too many Americans” now I'm not really sure how many of my readers are actually Americans but I know what my page views statistics state.

They state the following demographics read my blogposts over the course of the past week.

This is by page views by country

United Kingdom	71
United States	61
Ukraine	47
Indonesia	24
Russia	6
Malaysia	3
Pakistan	2
China	1
Germany	1
France	1

The US is second for the past week in page views and my most viewed page is Day 109 which has no parts in it on religion I think but if I’m wrong please correct me, which but the page that has had the second highest page views or Day 108, has got my business styled card on it but within that one it has got a clear and simple message of my religious affiliation and on the other side it states ask me anything that you want to know my answer on. Which means literally what I typed, ask me anything be it about religion, human sexuality, animal sexuality, bestiality, potential aliens, honesty and lies; just anything and I’ll answer it with my opinion upon the subject.

But I'd like to state a massive thank you yo my friend that was kind enough to lend me some of his very valuable time to review my start to my video blog project.

Day 114

Day 114;

From days gone by dreams to a potential reality, The dream that I am typing about today is a dream that I had on the night before day 113,

So the night of day 112?

I think so, but I'm unsure.

Why don't you just google it?

I would, if I could be bothered, and then here's the thing I can't.

Fine!

Which was funny as it was about football, what did I do later that day I went to watch a football match which could have been my subconscious  reminding me that I had a football match to watch the next day one which I thought that the team I was supporting would most probably loose due to the earlier encounter between the two teams in the capital one cup which resulted in a 5-1 hammering into the ground by the opposition to the team that I was supporting, but then I was suppressed by the game as the team that I was supporting won.

Now that’s enough of your diatribe, can you please get on with the dream?

Ok, this is the only part of it that I can remember well I had to throw the ball onto the pitch from a the side of the pitch that was in our oppositions half but I was standing on their goalies (the opposition’s keeper’s) right hand side. Look below at the diagram I was standing at about the black dot when I took the throw in.

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|________|    My teams end

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|________|.    The oppositions end

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Now what happened was I threw the ball to one of my friends called Oliver it was a different Oliver than the last Oliver I was typing about, so you could, say that that was Oliver A and this is Oliver B, well as soon as I had thrown the ball to Oliver B, then I ran towards the goal expecting a return pass so I could then (repetitively easily) slot the ball into the back of the net, but then the ball never came as Oliver B passed the ball backwards but it was intercepted by one of the opposition players and they proceeded  to score a goal.

Within alternative news the FA cup first round draw has been announced you could view it by clicking here. But all that I’d like to say about the fixtures is that my team by birth, aka. the team that plays for the location where I was born (Oxford) is the team that is at the top of league 2, for this moment in time at least, is playing a team called Gateshead. So I have googled them both andi have got them both on this map. Gateshead is exactly north of Oxford. Gateshead FC is a non league club and they’re playing Oxford United which is a team in league 2/ the league lower than the team that I support which is again a league lower than the championship which is in turn a league down from the premiership.

But now I shall type of my plan which was inspired a little bit by my dream to sort this countries apparent lack in quality on the pitch/field for the international level, and at the same time should stop people (players) being bought and sold as commodities it’s the modern version of slavery.

So please allow me to explain;

Big billionaires like Chelsea’s boss Roman Abramovich (see below) who has an estimated worth of $14.5 billion, he is the incredibly wealthy owner of one of the best football clubs in Great Britain,. a team are currently 3^rd in the premier league. But all of the players/management team are his slaves. So I state this because he bought the players/managers off of other clubs, well the majority of them anyway.

 But anyway what is actually a slave do you know?

Yes it’s a person who is the legal property of another and is forced to obey them.

That looks like it has just come off of google.

Now why is that such a surprise I have searched google for a definition but I have found 4 more definitions for the word slave that I think at least one counts to footballers.

1. One bound in servitude as the property of a person or household.

All of the players/managerial staff of the clubs are bound in servitude by their contracts to the club that they serve under. It still counts as slavery even if they are getting paid a lot of money to go and does it? Please note this term slavery has none of the negative connotations attached to it like the slavery that had humans discriminating again each other based solely on the colour of the skin.

2. One who is abjectly subservient to a specified person or influence: 

One who is supposed to be adjectivally subservient to a specified person using the Chelsea analogy I would say that all of the players of the squad are supposed to be submissive to José and then he in turn is supposed to be submissive to Roman.

3. One who works extremely hard.

Well isn’t everyone supposed to do this except on your days off? So if you do that you’re a slave, like me.

You... work... hard... ha please don’t make me laugh

4. A machine or component controlled by another machine or component.

So basically if you have ever been controlled by another human then you've been a slave for someone I know that the definition states clearly machines not humans but just look at your body with your brain as the Central Processing Unit (CPU) every word that I’m typing for example my brain, the CPU, is choosing the words that I’m about to use within this blogpost, it’s also choosing the letters that I am about to type and using my now improved eyes to check that each word is spelt correctly as I'm going along typing or after, as  I keep accidentally miss hitting keys.

And wow if you’d look at that I just managed to twist all four of the definitions to mean something about football, without very much at all, if any, distortion of the meaning.

Bur my plans for the reformation of the British Football Association go like this:

I enjoyed playing football when I could, so should the players they should just quit if the only thing that’s keeping them in their jobs was the “sweet” pay packages that they are getting paid, as football is a game some you win some you loose, get over yourselves and carry on playing; that is all there’s to it.

Obliviously I know how sore you feel at defeat and transversely how elated you feel in victory; you get that mix of emotions in every sport. Even in roller hockey/in-line skater hockey like within my time when I was able bodied I played for 2 or 3 sides in actual competitions while I able, now I am saying 2 or 3 as the first club that I played for I only actually played for the peewee side, peewee was my age group but I’d stay on at training for all 3 hours, the first was the peewee session the second was the youth session/the age group above the one that I was in, and the third was a long game hour, I think. Now that was for my first team, it was fun until they started taking about switching the leagues to a non-contact league but seriously I couldn't think of anything worse.

So I switched teams to another peewee team that was in the same league as the team that I was in previously They even trained at the same building/sports hall so I joined my second team the team and I managed t win the league and we came 8^th I think in the national competition which was at the end of the season which only the best few teams from every BISHA league managed to get into. Then the fourth side I got into was the youth side of the second team that I played for, so in actuality it was 3 sides in 2 teams but that was years ago, and on my second team I had 3 female team mates but on the first it was only 1 female in the team that I was in but their was plenty of males within all of the teams that I have played in. So it was more violent and it had more gender equality within the sport.

But I am thinking about my reforms to the FA which were just get rid of the “sweet” pay packages and make the players multi task/have two jobs to pay all of those bills I'm sure that they could get by with a more modest yearly income not something ridiculous. So what my plan is to do what schools do run clubs to attract players from the local community but then I want to see these some of these new non-league clubs without any big names and without the pay filled pockets of Roman without any real previously recognised star talents in the squad just a group of friends that are committed to doing as well a they can do in the great history of the FA, so they manage to get into the league 2 and they blitz that league and then it’s league 1 they start off walking and they end the season running home with the trophy, Championship they start off this season crawling they get up to a jog half way through the season then they win they’re last 3 league games to qualify for the premier league from last possible space to achieve promotion premier league the team is building it’self up with new players from joining their football practise club. so it’s still without buying any players (like slaves) and at the end of each season the winnings/profits from all of the clubs exploits over the prior season  should be shared up between the players, managerial, coaching staff and the stadium.

So that is what I would like happening in British football.  I am willing to manage a team that would like to share these goals with me.

Day 113

Day 113

So much to type today; and most forgotten, so where should I start?

I know with what I started off by mentioning in the dying seconds of last post yes with Spider-man, and I should tell you now that Spider-man was a favourite superhero of mine in the years gone by, as I grew up with watching him in cartoons on the box/TV.  Now I think I should also note that in the cartoon version it was like the comic book series not the film series (with Tobey Maguire as I haven’t seen one of the Amazing Spider-man series yet) as he actually created the web liquid for his web blasters unlike in the film series he got it coming out of his wrist (now that is one discrepancy), but Kirsten Dunst was a good actress to play MJ, and another thing about Tobey acting a Spider-man is that he was too short of an actor to play Peter Parker. And his hair colour was too dark;

I know It may just be nit picking at a series that I think is pretty good but the newer actor that has been roped into play Peter for the amazing film series/the 4^th picture down. Now here's to hoping that the new Spider-man incarnate has a part to play in another avengers film, perhaps when Sony have given the rights to his character back to Marvel, which they must do; mustn't they?  

Now I would like to state that the other days botulinum toxin/bo-tox which was injected into my eyelids to weaken/to relax the muscles which should in turn help me keep my eyes open as for the time before this moment I had them shut too much.

But a few days had past and people started to notice the difference in my eyes being more open now. Obliviously I noticed but I never really noticed how much until today,

As today what happened?

Well today I went to watch a football match.

One of these:

Not one of these:

The team I was there to support won their first game in 13 matches I think. They actually won 1-0 as opposed to loosing 5-1 like the last time that I saw these two teams play each other, and I watched the full match thanks to the bo-tox within my eyelids instead of having my eyes closed, for the most part of the match. So who knew that 90 minuets was such a long period of time because by the time that the team I was supporting scored the only goal in the game I thought that 40 minutes had gone meaning that they’d only have to hold on for the remaining 5 minutes of the half but by the time that I checked the games clock it said that only 22 minutes and 30 odd seconds had past so I still had another 22 minutes and 20 odd seconds until the end.

So I was sitting there for the remaining 22 minutes and 20 odd seconds enjoying the game as both teams had a crack at the others goals. But the best shot of the match had to be the last shot before the half time break where one of the players on the team that I was supporting blasted the ball and the ball was saved from going into the back of the net by an act of pure brilliance from the opposing keeper as he managed to reach the ball just before it went in to the top right hand corner (I am typing from the perspective of the keeper here). 

Day 112

Day 112

It has gone past day 112,

What has happened?

I have asked a woman (female human above the age of 18) a question that she deemed as inappropriate.

I’m now wondering if I should have called her a lady, a little lady, in both height and age.

How the conversation went-

I questioned the person

The person answered “No comment.”

O responded “Is that code for obviously?” as if not I thought the person should have just said no it’d be honest

The person responded to me “No. Its code for you don't ask a question like that”

Now that series of questioning ended with me typing honestly “that I realise that you do not have to answer my questions but it's just I don't get why you've got do testy about my questioning, it was not meant to cause any offence.”

A short while later she stated that she had to leave But I was away from my computer at that moment as I had been called by Tina to go down stairs and be sociable by that I mean stand downstairs and wave at them, it was traumatic, and it was supposed to be a fancy dress baby shower.

Which isn’t as barbaric as you may have first thought,

What so they don’t make you stand there and get pelted with babies, or they’re excrement?

No it’s not I think it actually is a euphemism for if someone is having a baby they hold one for the pregnant ones benefit to get them showered with gifts for the new arrival that should soon be coming to a family unit.

But within more interesting news of what happened to you today?

I can remember that I awoke myself late, later than yesterday. I got up, I ate my breakfast by the time I had finished that I had finished my breakfast, or should I say breakslow, it was about time for lunch, so I ate it then just taking a break in between to feed molly, the dog.

What was that word I typed before I typed news? Oh yes that’s it interesting now Please don’t tell me that that’s the interesting highlight of your day.

No... Don’t be silly, the other interesting stuff happened in my head but I have forgotten the details of it now.

Now because of my late start this morning I once again didn’t get my flash together, so that was disappointing. 

But I have just remembered what it was that I was about to type about, it was Spider-man, but I am guessing another time; now at least..

Day 111

Day 111;

Day 111 is has come and gone, gifts for the time of year that is celebrated as it is the time that the sun starts to come back to all of us in the northern hemisphere but in the southern hemisphere you are celebrating the demise of the summer as it’s your summer solstice’s time, the days start to get shorter from then on in.

But if that fraudulent character of biblical fiction actually did ever exist and if he was called the light to the world as he was supposedly born at the time of the winter solstice, so it then appears as if the sun has got a new light bulb; as if it had a light bulb which it doesn't obliviously,

But that’s enough about that load of shenanigans, for today.

As of today I have received a second reply to my request for help in making my YouTube project. But if you’d guess what this persons complaints were the timing of my lip syncing and the long pause at the end. Of to which I would like to state that I shall be making the tweaks to the lip-syncing and I shall be adding one or two other section(s) onto the current end of it as you saw. Which were welcomed criticisms of my work, so I will get onto them, solving the problems not the friends, when I can in order to make my work as close to perfection towards as many people as I can,  I'm not typing that I'm perfection or anything even remotely similar to it, as I know that I'm not but I would like to put a partially perfect representation of me so it looks vaguely enough like me but it won't give you nightmares.

But this morning after I had gone to bed at some time after  3:00 I only know this because Tina was awoke at that time by my nightly teeth bushing as she left her room and investigated my room as she thought that we had some burghers at that time which was only me, at the time that I was brushing my teeth I also heard some small feet coming from out side of the door but by the time that I had finished that act of dental hygiene Ii went to the door of the room that I was in at the time of the supposed incident, and I checked out of the door but nobody was there so I thought it could just be my imagination; so on I trundled to my room then I got into bed and some time later I fell asleep. Then some time later after I had woken up, Tina told me the above story...

Not in those words exactly as how could she know what you were hearing.

I concur.

Why is it only Red with that you agree with 

But the time that she said that she woke me up the next morning I can't actuary remember a single moment of it. but Tina said that I was properly grumpy by the first time of my awakening but I can't remember any of this so called indecent act. my memory is blank.

Day 110

Day 110;

Now today we had another journey to London, it was to a different part of the same building this time.

Today I only had one appointment so that was better I thought as I would be able to get home earlier and wouldn’t have to type to as many people today; within discursions.

Of which it was a better day in those respects and I had fun getting needles poked into me first it was getting punctured in my right arm and she, the doctor, was swift at filling my right arm with lots of small doses of bo-tox. The variety of bo-tox that she was using on my arm was pumped directly into muscles to hopefully induce state of temporary paralysis to the muscles targeted to therefore make it easier for me to control my arm, I quietened down the little black box that the woman had put on my shoulder to convert the electric from my muscles into sound, it was just crackling like what happens when you’re retuning a TV or radio.

Now when are you going t type about your eyes?

I am about to type about what happened to my eyes, now. This wasn’t even half as interesting as you’re playing it out at in your minds to be. Well she stared administering the bo-tox to my eyes the same as when I had some previous bo-tox.injections into my eyes, as in around the edges of my eyes, but then the woman jabbed the needle into the centre of the eyelid, and then she injected the toxins my eyelid leaving behind a nice little blister like thing on my right eye of which I thought that I had burst as after l had got home and I had come upstairs to work on this blog and do other computer related stuff.

Day 109

Day 109;

Today was a day unlike those before, which it was set up to be like night before.

As the night before it I showered and shaved my face, as today we had to get up early as I had a hospital appointment today, it was in London. But on this trip to London I discovered one fact which was if you want to drive throughout London with limited hold up, it can be done from approximately 6 to 7 o’clock in the morning probably from earlier but I can only say from approximately 6-7 as they were the approximate times that I was there and the city streets were almost empty at the time that we were travelling them,.

As we had got there for our first appointment which was at 9 a bit early, then the first appointment came up and the first doctor that I was at the hospital to see was talking to me and my parent about stuff like the shenanigans that happened 6 years ago to me/the event that left me speechless. then he decided to stick a clear plastic tube that had a camera in the end up my right nostril to get it down my thought just to see my vocal cords and then he stated that they are in good “nick” and then he sent us on our way, with stating that I should that I can make aurally, a grunt, to say yes or no, like one grunts for a yes and only one for a no.

But now I’m feeling that I shout tell you what we did for the next five hours of this day, as that was how long that we were waiting around from the first one to the second appointment. Well we walked around the British museum and I make a revelation to you people of the public about the elephants in Asian countries seem to be a common them, in a lot of the Asian mythologies/religions.

Finally I shall explain about the final appointment of the day. Now within the final appointment wasn’t by a doctor it was by a professor, what the difference is I don’t know but the professor was teaching a class while he was diagnosing me as he was saying things like what is the first thing that we can tell of our patent from just looking at him then the students would say one of my symptoms and he’d ask them to explain why they thought. then he’d do the following routine similarly to Dr Gregory House off the Television programme but the professor was a professor, not a doctor and he wasn’t American as far as I could tell. 

Day 108

Day 108

So far I've had one response from my sneak peeks of my YouTube project that I sent to some people and the response stated, that the back ground and eye colours that I have used are too bright, so I shall tone them down a bit, The voice is apparently too old for the face But I'm sorry they’re the best that I have got vocal wise. But for the third of your points of contention about the lack of a blinking motion for my character I was thinking about putting that in and my imaginary friends I was starting to make them float around a little earlier today. But the final question from the so far only friend that has given me feed back was why do my imaginary friends have to be clad in only underwear, well they don’t you could if you wanted to design them some clothes I am not going to stop you, the reasons that I haven’t is that when I envisage my imaginary friends they don’t actually have clothes on, I’m not that shallow to dress up all of my creatures within my mind with anything but my limited intelligence, so yes they are naked in my mind so I thought of a way to keep it child friendly, and have you seen Darkmatter2525’s depictions of Adam and Eve.

Now yesterday we got a knock on the front door it was another Jehovah’s Witness attempting to see Alice but at the time Alice was playing with the child at that moment so Tina said to the witness that Alice was preoccupied at the time of which she was, so the Witness gave Tina a card for Alice and said there’s a website on that piece of card give it to alike please so Tina dutifully did what was requested of her to do after witness had left.

As the witness are attempting to convert Alice just because she thought it would be polite to do so, but if you hadn’t already got the problem with Alice yet I’ll explain it to you, she has a massive problem with me telling her my point of view against these people and she has absolutely no problem with the religious spewing out they’re nonsense everywhere including to her, when she has told me that she doesn't appreciate it. Now I have told her what she should have done was produce one of me of my new kind of business cards and given it to them.

My business card: 

My Business styled cards

Please note the part that says Ask, me anything that you want my on, goes for all of you people in the outside world to me and the hideous face that you can see peering out of the card is my graphical representation of me from my  YouTube project, but I have dulled my eyes a bit I'm sorry if any of you have suffered any negative side effects from seeing  that picture. The Red character is the character responsible for the red text, and the yellow the yellow accordingly.

Day 107

Day 107

Today we had an infant around, but we weren’t allowed to eat it, sorry guys.

Oh darn it, why not?

Good,

It was something to do with the fact that the child is one of Mike’s friend’s children, and yellow I’m disappointed in you, as you should know from being part of the largest blood sucking cult that has ever existed, by number of followers, that young blood tastes the best, within all of their innocents.

What blood sucking cult is that, I didn’t realise that I was a member of a cult, plus I have never sucked anyone’s blood let alone a baby’s?

Now that’s where you’re wrong, Christianity is a cult at least by the standards of this dictionary because within it stats that a cult is;

1.

a. A religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader.

b. The followers of such a religion or sect.

2. A system or community of religious worship and ritual.

3. The formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

4. A usually nonscientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

5.

a. Obsessive, especially faddish, devotion to or veneration for a person, principle, or thing.

b. The object of such devotion.

6. An exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest.

Now I have changed the type two separate colours blue and green the blue text I have used to show the separation between the two categories they each fall in blue is for the reason why I personally think that Christians fall into the category of being a cult, and the text in green is the members of the more exclusive denominations of Christianity, not to your standard everyday Christian that knows less of the bible than me basically they are ignorant of text that they’re suppose to build they’re life around, but they know that it’s the inerrant word of God.

But I shall expand the blue and green text later on in this article. but first I will get onto the topic of feeding time at the zoo, which wasn’t  in fact actually at an official zoo it as instead at the house that I live in, Now you may be wondering why I compared my home to a zoo within the previous sentence was because it was lunch time/feeding time and the only times that Tina could get the food into the child was when the child was laughing, Tina aid she knew it wouldn’t harm the child as she used to do it to me also at that meal time, mike said that the child was besotted with me but I didn’t realise that I was drunk, at all in fact. Which could mean either one of two things the first and most likely answer would be that I was extremely drunk...

So let me get this straight you’re thinking that both of you were blind drunk? 

Hold your horses red; I know that you have no actual horses but just calm down.

Now where was I? oh that’s where I was. Which I wasn’t and neither was the child, the only other option with that word of which I seriously doubt is infatuated of which I believe is preposterous, as if you have never seen me before then you won’t have the knowledge of how hideous I look and you should be thankful for that.

But what it’s more likely to be is a different word which is intrigued, now I state that as I hadn’t in living memory seen her before as I don’t trend to socialise very much  especially not with people from outside of my family unit.

Ok so shall I expand on the blue/green text?

No

Yes

Ok fine you’re going to anyway

Thank you,

Now I think it’s that time again for religious shenanigans.

Well the second definition of what a cult actually is states that a cult is a system or community of religious worship or ritual, which is Christianity as well as every single religion ever been created,

The third not tenuous is the one that states that a cult is the formal means of expressing religious reverence; religious ceremony and ritual.

Then the third unshaken definition for a cult which also applies to Christianity is a usually non-scientific method or regimen claimed by its originator to have exclusive or exceptional power in curing a particular disease.

But now I should go onto the three tentative definitions of what the word cult means.

The first uncertain definition I stumbled across on that page I thought was tenuous as it states that it is a religion or religious sect generally considered to be extremist or false, with its followers often living in an unconventional manner under the guidance of an authoritarian, charismatic leader, which is followed by the following statement the followers of such a religion or sec  Of which you could immediately say that Christianity and Islam have each got extremist fringes and it is my opinion that the majority of they’re teaching are false, and the extremist fringes vary from religion to religion like one of the extremist Islamic fringes is the birth place of Islam/Saudi Arabia and there about. I know stating that is like nonsense but from my personal experience with the Muslims that I have met and they are much humane human people than the Islamic tyrannical systems of government than the east.

Now the second statement is about the obsessive especially faddish devotion to a person, principle or thing and it continues with the object of such devotion which is stating that if the compulsively fashionable worship which could be of a thing like God, Jesus and Mohamed, .

Now the third statement of a tentative statement within is about an exclusive group of persons sharing an esoteric, usually artistic or intellectual interest. Which I could strike off the intellectual interest the list right away as I personally believe that the religious are intellectually dishonest when they talk about they’re religions as if there is no faults within.

Day 106

Day 106;

Today was an odd day,

106... it seems even enough to me,

no not the number the day!

I added the exclamation mark onto the end of my sentence red to make sure you know how much you drive me irate.

Ok I’ve got it boss,

Good, thank you,

Now let’s get on to what happened to me today

Well all that I can really remember is that I got out of bed later than usual for no reason that I could find within my memory.  This isn’t practically odd it’s more of unusual if I wanted to use the correct wording.

But then today one of ,my friends said that they liked it by the TV on faceybook this morning which got me wondering what "it" could be? "It" could be her time in front of the TV screen, or it could be any number of things quite a few in fact that my younger sister probably shouldn't be reading on this disreputable blog.

But today I decided to do another bit on arrogance in addition to my video blog but I decided to put it in the religious shenanigans today as it does kind of have me explaining a bit on the text book arrogance of Christianity.

Religious shenanigans

Another reason why I find being called arrogant both amusing and frustrating, usually at the same time, is because they usually don’t see that the claims of the religious as arrogant, at all, but let me clarify what being arrogant actually means, now what the actual definition from the website is:

1. Having or displaying a sense of overbearing self-worth or self-importance.

2. Marked by or arising from a feeling or assumption of one's superiority toward others: an arrogant contempt for the weak.

Of which I can state that I have covered in my YouTube project but I would just like to state that the prior definition almost exactly matches up the Christian mentality that I hate the most but they, next to, never get called up on it as if they believe they’re rubbishy books, which they’ll undoubtedly tell you that they do, they’re only attempting to help; as they believe that they have a calling from the lord to go out and spread the teachings of Christ Jesus to as many infidels (unbelievers) as possible to prove to their God that they’re worthy of going to their heaven, now if that isn’t text book arrogance  what else is? 

Day 105

Day 105;

So today I started my creation of my YouTube project back from the begging of my religious shenanigans part but I thought that it wouldn’t damage it too much if I was to put some of my accounts of today into it also, so I have scripted so much of it up for my YouTube project.

So it will be about days 100 and 105 from my vlog and the bit of religious shenanigans that I’ve been saving up since day 99.

My script for day 105 includes my refutation to be called arrogant and within the script I have the answer to the question of why my previous YouTube channel has got the name of F4nt4s71c0.

I should leave you for today with  the following



Yes a load of pranks so I have a load that I would like to try out for Halloween, because if your planning on going around trick or treating should at least be tricked once. Lik if you knock on a door the door opens but nobodies there and the you heard a ghastly voice coming from the door way, then they scream and run away , as it's a haunted house that you'd have got there.

Day 104

Day 104;

Now my YouTube project has suffered a bit of an upset, in the means that every time I am attempting to access my YouTube project I can’t access it. Now when ever I attempt to access it I get a fickle message from the computer telling me that the file has now got an unexpected file format; it should have the same one as it did last night as I haven’t edited it’s file format in between last night and this morning so I have lost 2 days work on it 3 days work if you count today’s work as I haven’t been working on it today. But I searched the internet for a solution to this problem and I am now waiting to see if my current effort is a success.

What have you done?

I have followed the instructions of 5.Sukhi12 from this website as he states that I should update the Application by going into the flash program clicking on the help tab and then moving your cursor down to the updates bar and by clicking on that, or you could push alt, left arrow key, down, up, up and then enter on the keyboard, for a PC keyboard and now it’s got Adobe Applications Manager updating now it’s still got 2 minutes remaining but it was saying that the update was complete. Now the application has told me to restart the PC. Of which I have done but it still isn’t working.

Move on to something interesting... I hope

Now I’ve checked with the Oliver that the little tale from yesterday pertained to, that it was ok for me to tell his story, as he said as long as I only told you people his surname because that’s be too much of a coincidence, if his gothic girl that is a friend might just lynch him for telling me about their relationship problems even though she should probably lynch me, not Oliver, for actually putting it up on this blogspot for anyone to read If they have access to the Hyper Text Transfer Protocol (HTTP) that this website is on which I should think so as the Goth girl that is a friend of his, should be on the same approximately telephone lines as him as he’s in the same university as her. So they should be on the same or similar telephone lines that connect to the internet and I know that Oliver is connected to the same HTTP as my blog, as he has viewed it so he tells me.

Well I had another thought of what my advice could do as well as it what it was initially intended to do, which was to advise Oliver on in my opinion of what the best course of action should be the best for him to take. Unless she wants him to react out of jealousy but then I don’t see how that’d help anyone.

But then again I don’t actually understand anyone’s mind not fully.

What about yours?

No not even that one hence why I said anyone’s mind not anyone else’s mind.

Day 103

Day 103;

It's finally here day 103, not my YouTube project; at least not yet.

But I had it completed up to the end of the introduction of the three of us by the other day,

Then what are you waiting for?

 I still have to lip sync the religious shenanigans part to the end of it.

Still haven’t you had enough of that stuff yet?

Using basic terms, no.

Unfair, you racist.

Now that is rich coming from you

Ye... what?

Well I was just stating that what she said was rich, as she was saying that it’s unfair so was her lord and saviour coming to earth 2000+ years ago and leaving behind 0 evidence to his evidence of it’s existence which when you think about it the evidence should be in favour of seeing as the Godfather figure of the child that was supposedly born 2000+ years ago should have been able to whisper into the ears of the 4 surviving apostles whose books are in the bible today a concurring story not the stories that are so far off of the mark it’s humorous.

{End mini rant}

Now I have a friend, whose name is Oliver, he has been feeling a bit depressed recently, so I did what any caring {I know a word that is alien from my MO} friend would do and questioned him on it. so I am going to paraphrase the story for you,

1. he met a girl
2. the two of them become friends
3. they argue which really hurts my friend as he really likes her
4. she is deliberately flirting with every guy that she meets to make him jealous

What did they argue about?

A joke that my friend told her,

What was the Joke?

Well I don’t know all he told me about the joke that it was about Goths, and the girl was apparently a Goth and she took the JOKE seriously, for crying out loud it was a joke as in ha ha not make you want to kill the person that told you it, now I know that this may be a bit tricky for you, with you being a Goth and all, but can you please lighten up,

Now that was cruel,

So is what she has been doing to my friend apparently, now the behaviour that she has apparently been displaying to him I find very childish, offensive and degrading to her own womanhood if nothing else; if what Oliver has told me is truth; which I have mixed feelings to as if it is true I would like to yell at her telling her to grow up and if it’s false I would like to express my disparagement to Oliver for lying to me.

But Oliver my advise to you is to be honest with her tell her about what she has done from your perception and ask her what you have done wrong as if it only the Goth joke  tell her my joke about her have to lighten/not take stupid things like jokes so sincerely,

Yours honestly, to my opinion,

A stupid but Savage friend

Day 102

Day 102;

It’s Day 102 of my journey, my journey into my head metaphysical brain.

What have you done today?

I have accidentally almost eaten a spider, The first that I knew that their was a spider on the cloth that I had picked up to wipe my mouth. As I started to wipe my mouth I could feel it’s legs scrapping along my tongue, it was as if the spider was gripping my tongue, but I knew that it’s spindly legs were just tasteless, like string.

But don’t some strings have a bit of taste?

do theu? Ok then discount all of the ones that tasted like something else and just focus on the bits that taste like nothing, that’s what a spiders legs taste like.

Above is the original version of the film to George Orwell’s book 1984; I preferred the book as it’s not watered down at all unlike the film, as in the book it said that Julia flung her clothes off, then the two did x & y  and in the film they just hugged an kissed a little, on they’re first date, and then the camera zooms in on a bit of foliage possibly to show that BB is still watching, but that wasn’t in the audio book and then the film skips a lot of the little bits of data  out of the plot towards the end, like the secret bag switch .and the clock trickery.

Day 101

Day 101;

So I believe that it's my apologies for a second day in a row, for not being industrious enough to have managed to get my flash project up here online yet.I realise what I have been a failure.

I should have normal service restored by tomorrow.

Hello, numbers of the internet public it’s day 101 of my diary project I have attempted to get my vlog up today only one day late but I think that I will fail at that It’s something to do with I have over 7000 frames within this flash project and I am attempting to lip sync the actions of my character to the sound of my voice, which isn’t my voice it’s Graham’s voice,

Who’s Graham?  

Well I don’t actually know apart from one of the voices on my i-Device’s speaking application.

What interesting stuff has happened to you today?

Well I have been revising my final draft of my script and I have been putting it onto my vlog project;

I thin the key word in that sentence was interesting, what is interesting about that?

Well it doesn’t have to be interesting to anyone else than me, which is why I put “It is my blog which has anything that I believe is interesting and my life”. But I also watched the below youtube video, which I found interesting;

It’s an explanation by Hitchin’s account of who George Orwell actually was,

Animal farm was rejected by an American publisher for a classic reason.

What would be within your room 101? I am typing about is the room 101 in within 1984 the book, Which is supposed to be the thing that you are most terrified of in the word.; like for Winston, his biggest fear was rats so within his room 101  they had a facial mask which had a living rat within a cage that was past of the mask so it looked like the following picture.

I found the picture on the following webpage-

1984 Wiki space

Day 100

Oh darn it I haven't been able to work quick enough.

So I'll give you a brief summary on what I have done today.

Well it was a day similar to the normal day for me up until lunch. 

Then I ate my lunch and I came to my room and I started working on my flash project again. Like I was last night but the only audio book that I was listening to was my thoughts, Do you know how  distracting my thoughts can be? 

Answer= very.

Especially seeing how I had images of Winston and Julia, from 1984 in my mind all day.

Apology

I'm sorry about the lack in video diary entry at the current time, that being of 7:00 am.

But I hope to have it up by 7:00 pm latest.

Day 99

Day 99;

Day 99, 1 day until my special YouTube adventure, which I have to make good else no one will like so next to no one will watch it, like my only other YouTube project that I can remember.

Of which was two of my friends doing Teddy bear rolls, with almost the first half of always look on the bright side of life playing in the background, from one of Monty Python’s superb films, The Life of Brian, I recommend you view it around the time of the winter solstice/Christmas time.

Now don’t tell me that you actually care that it gets views now? It’s not going to make you any money, now is it, unless you put adverts on the pages?

No it’s nothing like that it’s just I have been listening to Alice and Mike earlier today and Alice had brought a youtube video to the kitchen/where I was sitting finishing off my dinner while Mike was clearing up the pots, it’s an equitable arrangement they’ve got running as Tina always, not almost always cooks and then Mike, Alice or Emma always tend to clear up afterwards while I’m generally still eating; I am a sincerely slow eater.

What happened to me today?

Nothing much, that I remember, but I do remember a music video that Alice was attempting, and succeeding to show Mike. All I could remember about it was that Alice really liked the CG (Computer Generated) effects of the Animals inside the forest/jungle the song was called Roar not Raw like I first thought from Alice’s pronunciation it was a bit sketchy at that time.

But now I believe it’s that time for a bit more of those religious shenanigans.

Ha I got that joke.

Hang on a second it was supposed to be a subliminal bit of humour not a sudden outburst of laughter as you’ve got to be quiet as we don’t know where this is being read, e.g. in a library. So let’s get to it.

Religious shenanigans;

Now today and probably tomorrow I shall be typing/talking (with my speaking application for my i-Device obliviously) about the following message to atheists, by a Mr Ken Ham of Answers in Genesis infamy, of which I have so far found no answers to the greatest question of all, of which is why do people still believe in a book like Genesis with it full of so many errors that a Christian website such as Answers in Genesis has to exist to tell you how to read it? If it really was the writings of an all powerful sky daddy we shouldn’t be able to incorrectly read it or mistranslate it.

As it said on that billboard advertisement, “To our Atheist, friends; Thank God you’re wrong” Now it could just be me but that seems like a very Westboro Baptist Church thing to do. Now what that is literally stating, as if you want to know from my perspective, is ‘to everybody that doesn’t agree with us upon the most irrelevant question to your day to day existence/life; Thank our non existent sky big brother type thing (big brother is watching you like in George Orwell’s 1984).

Day 98

Day 98;

Now I'm sorry for all of you people that are avid readers of this blog, the probably 0% of the public that views this blog.

But if you are the avid viewers of this blog that I think are myths of my imagination, that I tell myself to make me think that my messages to the world wise community of online is being seen by anyone but myself.

But an avid readership of my blog would probably almost definitely be the coolest thing, but I have done some pretty cool things in my life like skiing (I think the times that I stacked it, fell over, were the coolest parts), that has ever to happen to me. But let's be realistic here, the people that read this blog are probably lost folk like tiny little rowing boats on the immense ocean of cyber space just going where the tide, not the detergent, takes them and you have been the unfortunate ones to find your way to these shores.

We'll congratulations you could have just insulated the whole of our readership there by calling them mythic and then making an analysis of you’re characters from only knowing 1 or 2 things about you.

Well I’m sure you could take it that way if you wanted to which you obliviously did, as you knew exactly what I meant by it.

But for all of you out there, in the real world I’ll explain it, as I said probably like as I was unsure of any reasons why anyone would subject themselves to my almost incessant rambling over topics, in the haphazard way that I do. But the lost referenced I was having a personal jab at myself as before all of this relative structure, the structure of making a new post every day instead of my  old, school posts which were more of every time that I heard something interesting, I could remember it and/or if I was blowing off steam.

Religious shenanigans

Today I am going to type about two topics that are positively controversial within modern religion the second a lot more than the first, and they are, in order, the first is pigs and the second is sex.

So first I am about pigs, ok so I could take this subject off on two separate tangents obliviously the first is about pork and about how some religions have outlawed it as it encourages cannibalism as pork tastes like human which isn’t surprising as they’re almost identical sequence of DNA running through they’re veins- disagree with my statement about the similarities between the two separate mammals DNA? So does that mean that your god is also part pig, or was he out of ideas when he decided to create his crowning species humanity nor as a totally unique species to prove it to us, a species that have come to understand the life sciences (Biology).

Now I believe it’s time for the second (sex). Now I know that this the process of natural procreation, or is that sexual reproduction? Both are my thoughts but I may just have to do another contemplation session in another future blogpost. 

Day 97

Day 97;

It is day 97, what happened to me on this day?

This/yesterday morning I left my home and I walked into town to get lunch and bread with Alice, I could see for the majority of my journey into town and back, which was a novel (I mean new to the man that I was today/yesterday) sensation, thanks to my sun specs; which shielded my eyes from the majority of the harmful light radiation from the sun.

My ponderings (of a who nature):

So was Rose Tyler a half lesbian, or at least partially, at her parting from the Doctor and Donna as I know she took the doctor’s clone that had some of Donna mixed up inside of him making him the Doctor Donna; it was a two way biological meta-crisis which means that Donna is also partially male. So now the Doctor clone is off there in the parallel earth, which is actually ahead of this world in time, and different historical events happened when similar stuff happened in this, so it’s not really a parallel world.

Now why did you ponder, I made my above little pondering as Alice was saying to me today another thing about homosexual men while the two of us were discussing the inerrant flaws in religion and also some of the positives, As I typed I have absolutely no problem with benevolent believers it’s just the extremists and or the people that knock on the doors of peoples homes and they attempt to convert people to they’re belief system, or just preachers with their preaching their harmful self-indulgent messages.

I’m sorry but my part of this post which was supposed to be a little bit on the Doctor’s clone’s first lesbian lover, in part at least, if you choose to view it my way.  

Religious shenanigans

Firstly you should read the actual subject matter by clicking here, before you continue on in reading this blog post as the rest of this article kind of relates to the article. .

But finally I can get to the part where I type about how Christianity was likely a roman attempt to convert the Jews to there ways of thinking with a back story to match up with the Jewish fallacies of a messiah, which by the first century AD/CE the Romans were already pretty good at because the Roman war machine had been enveloping civilisations and they’re gods into it’s fold for centuries. As the Romans were a very intelligent group of people for their time as they knew that with greater numbers came the greater a presence in this world but a unified force would be more powerful than a large one so they absorbed the belief systems of concord places into their own.