Day 711

Day 711;

So today was day numbered 711; and quite a few interesting things happened to me today, well I mean 2 interesting things happened to me.

Ass I first went to hospital to get an ECG machine saddled up to me, and the second was I went to the gym. The ECG machine was basically  box that record my cardio (heart) rate through 5 spots that they stuck on my skin. I went to the Gym and I did 15 minutes on the cross trainer, then I did a load of wights and then I finished off by doing 4.58 dead for 1000m on the rowing machine, which is an improvement of 0.8 seconds.

So at home later I was only doing 2 times 5 minute work outs on the rowing machine that I have at home, which is a bit of a disappointment as well as +25 minutes to my time.

I'm sorry about this post being at a later time than usual.

Day 710

Day 710;

As today was day number 710, I was lazy again today, I thought I did 5 minutes on the rowing machine this morning, but did I, really? Or is it only MOI that is telling that I did today?

So from that pitiful display on the rowing ,achine I got another 30 minutes to add on as of today, which makes my total target as of today was 215 minutes of work still to do.

The lack I did in fitness today I have no excuse for the laziness that inspired it. I will have to been doing much better tomorrow. As I can't remember what I have done today.

Day 709

Day 709;

So today was the day that I have mentioned above, on this webpage.

But today I got to see the athletics people that my personal trainer had told me to show them a piece of paper which he had wrote on 4:58.7 as he'd also wrote on it 1000m, rowing, as that was the time that I had got the last time I was in the gym. As Mich was being modest about his abilities on a rowing machine to the chap that we had shown the note to.

What do you mean by modest? He wasn't being modest.

I'm thinking that Savage knew that, but he was  just making a joke, just as Mich probably was to the athletics coach.

Ok.

But the chap that we showed it to said that some kind of longer distance track event, meaning the 1500m or longer. I should probably be good at but then Mich stated that my vision won't be good enough. But I'm getting some more Rat Poison injected into my face some time soon.

I almost forgot that my daily fitness even though I lost weight today I only got 5 minutes on the rowing machine which put's the total number of exercise minutes lost since Saturday up to 100 minutes. Well it would be 105 minutes as I have 35 to do per day so that makes it up to an additional 105 as 3 times 35 is 105, Then I have to minus that 5 from it for the 5 that I have done today, and that is additional to the 85 that I still have to do. So it's 185 that I should have got it up to today.

Day 708

Day 708;

So today was day numbered 708 by me, and I'm sorry if you were one of the 3 viewers of yesterdays post, who viewed it before I had a chance to change it into anything more coherent, than it was.

But today my slight cold kind of advanced in it's severity as today I managed to rupture a vessel in my nose which caused my nose to bleed. When did this nose bleed happen I hear none of you asking, so I'll go into it anyway. The nose bleed started approximately 1 or 2 minutes before England's male football side lost their first half, 1-0 Slovenia, so it looked as if England's unbeaten run would come to an end against Slovenia at least in the Euro Qualifiers, but then in the second  half of the game Jack W. Scored 2 goals to make the score 1-2 England, then as the commentators were getting all cocky by saying that the game was as good as won, at Slovenia hadn't managed to score 2 goals within any of there previous matches within this Euro Qualifying campaign, then they scored a second goal, against England, so the score was 2-2 Slovenia vs England, but now the next passage of play was quick as Nathaniel Clyne replaced Fabian Delph at the stoppage in play then Wayne Rooney equaled Gary Lineker's number of goals scored for his country but his number of appearances greatly exceeds that of Linekers. The stats show that the English goalkeeper and his defence should be really quite embarrassed as the total amount of shots on target that Slovenia had was 3 and they scored 2 of them meanwhile England had 6 shots on target and they only managed to put 3 past the keeper, which could mean that if the shot on target were reversed Slovenia would have most likely got 4 goals and England would have got 1.5 goals, which is either 1 or 2 goals.

But I have viewed the below YouTube video today.



But I am thinking that the video that this a response to is a Troll Bait, as no-one can possibly be so stupid as to fall for it.

Day 707

Day 707;

Today was the biggest disappointment imaginable from a fitness perspective at least as I had got a slight cold that kept Tini and Mich awake as I'm just cold. Het suggested˙that I might be hay fever.

But I spent the majority of day 707 in bed attempting to recover some of the heat that I lost.

The English women manage to take second spot from France, in there group, in the women's world cup. After France loose to the columbians 2-0, But it should have been closer as the frogs had a blatant penalty disallowed, I don't know why it was disallowed the Colombian player that wasn't the Goalkeeper deliberately whacked the ball with her hand therefore denying the frog player an attempt on goal.

Day 706

Day 706;

Now today I rowed for 20 minutes just after my lunch and then I did another 20 minutes after I had ate my pudding,

As I didn't  play on Splatoon until I was up at 40 minutes on today's row target with only 10 more necessary to reach my goal of 50 minutes, of which I did after dinner.

Which drops my total to do tomorrow down to 85 minutes, with the 35 for mr to do as standard added on, but my Kcal's burnt today was close at the time of  the weigh in as was my BMI, If I could have just found that extra 7 Kcal's thorough my day the weigh in may have just been different.

See I told you not to lay down on the job.

What job would that be, Yellow?

Don't play dumb Savage you know exactly what she means.

does she mean the job that I am doing to make myself fitter?

Yes, you were on the money (despite the fact that we are skint).

Which is one of the reasons that I'm attempting to get fitter, as if I can get fitter then the more employable I will be.

What in? Male modelling?

No not ma;e modelling that would include too much standing still, I was thinking more on the lines of scientific test subject.

Day 705

Day 705;

So tat number was the day that it was today and today I collected my medal.

As well as collecting my medal, which was for... I don't really recall. But I was one of the only half people that was from my group that got a reward that was actually there so lets say that there was 6 people that got the award out of our group and just only 3 of us that actually turned up, which sucks.

I hate going up on a stage, there is so manny lights blinding you. Which meant that in all of the photographs that were taken of me I had got my eyes shut in all of them, which could have been taken as a sign of disrespect which it wasn't at all as I respected the Member of Parliament (MP) as he was born with Spastic Diplegia and he has made something of his life by making himself a MP, overcoming diversity, on a grand scale. If that's not worthy of respect I don't know what is.

But today I put on another pound in weight, But I'm down to 100 minutes of rowing that I have to do tomorrow as I got myself another 40 minutes done on the rower today, what if I set myself a new goal of 60 minutes on the rowing machine a day? Then I may be able to keep the pounds off, I don't know, but maybe that should be what I should do for the next two days at least then I should have an answer and my 100 minutes of bonus should be done.

But I know that if you get it do 50 tomorrow, shouldn't you have 85 still to do the next day?

Oh, F... ... fiddlesticks.

Ha ha, I know what you should do is...

Shut up Red your not helping anyone here.

But what he's about to say might help.

Ok, yellow are you having a Joke here or something like that, this is Red we are typing about.

Hey what's that supposed to mean?

It means that you wouldn't if something was serious if it was signposted, like the most serious thing ever here -> *then you'd have the thing that is serious directly where it was pointing.

Day 704

Day 704;

So today was the seventh hundredth and forth day and today I went to the gym and on the rowing machine I met my target to row 1km in under 5 minutes. 

But I know that beating that time finally could deserve a little celebration, but I just don't feel in that mood, seeing as I had just lost a cloth at the gym; which puts a damp on this occasion. 

But I don't see why your greeting upset by that cloth that you lost, as didn't your GBA to GC adaptors arrive today.

Yes they did, now all I have to do is find the GBA's, so I can play Legend of Zelda; Four Swords Adventures. But I know that I can already play Zelda: Four Swords Anniversary Edition Nintendo which is basically the Legend off Zelda: Four Swords of which I got for my 3DS I think it was free and it had a 1 player mode included. Which beats it being included on the GBA version of a Link to the Past, of  which is was originally as to play that version you had to have at least one friend with a GBA and with a Link to the Past, which I did have, probably (I'm thinking of you MCS), but it would have meant the both of us brought both the game and our GBA's into school on the same day, with the game as well and one of us would have had to brought in the GBA to GBA link cable, to get it to work, which could have happened but it would have been very unlikely to have happened and what's more it didn't happen.

Well today as well as spending all of that energy at the gym I made up another 5 minutes in addition to my daily 35 minutes on the rowing machine, so that makes it at 40 minutes today on the rowing machine that is at my house so that means that I only have 105 minutes to do tomorrow on that rowing machine But I did loose a lot of weight today on my daily body test.

So what? you should keep it up, you've got to keep getting stronger, 

You have to, 

Why?

Because you're a scrawny little thicko, need I say more?

Day 703

Day 703;

Now I have come to the decision that Savage is one lazy customer,

But I did athletics yesterday.

Yeah I know but what else?

urrmm.....

Nothing that's what you did yesterday, and the day before how much was that on the rowing machine?

t... t... t... ten minutes.

Exactly no wonder you're just putting on the pounds lately,

Well I have doubled that today on the rowing machine,

Disappointing.

What are you on about, I doubled that total?

Shouldn't you have done 25 additional minutes that on that day, for starters and then yesterday you should have done 35 more minutes than you actually did and then today you should have done 15 more minutes, so in total that means that you've got 75 to do tomorrow in addition to the new daily 35 minutes which should at least mean that you have 110 minutes to do, tomorrow.

 Ok Blue, slave driver, But what have I done today other than had a "nice" chat with Blue as you can see.

Haven't you done some Stuff on Splatoon, like levelling up to level 12?

Oh yes I did do that. and I watered the plants, quite a few of the geraniums are now in flower now also. There's some red and some pink now,

Day 702

Day 702;

So that was today the 7th hundredth and 2nd, and today was as plain as every apart from, I had the athletics thing and I attempted my first ranked battles today (Splatoon).

Ranked Battles are fun but they can go disastrously especially if you're on my team/the same team as me.No thanks to me my team had concurred all of the Slat Zones and we were on our way to win this match when they had got someone into the splat Zone Disrupting the timer so my team only had 3p to get until we won and then the opposition gets back and disrupt our little victory session by stealing away the turf we had gained and almost stealing the win from us, but they didn't manage it thankfully . The results were something like 97 to 54, now that was a close one as it ran into over time.

Athletics thing today was fun but I received an award today but the thing was the Jack Petchey (.sp) award but now I've got to collect a Madalion at some fancy event. I hate fancy almost as much as I hate excuses.

What's your Excuse?

I don't have one, I just wasn't good enough,

Now I hope you realise the contradiction in thee.

Contradiction, what contradiction?

In what you typed, as you first typed "I don't know" but then you gave it an answer anyway,

Day 701

Day 701;

So n this day I discovered that Mich looked different a long time ago, when I was still living... in a room that is now a hallway and a bathroom.

Linked to that I found a photograph of the rooms bedsheets as it was in the same envelope that photos used to come in, before digital photograph became a thing.

Am I really showing my age now or what?

Well I knew there was a photograph of the duvet cover in that envelope that I wanted to show Mich as I thought it was interesting that he was putting a clean duvet cover on my bed that was very old and I just so happened to come across that photo first, well in actual fact I came across every photo in the envelope at least once before I finally found the photo that I was looking for.

I did't find my GBA today either, but in sporting news today England football team drew with Ireland 0-0, Novac lost in the french open final after knocking out good old mr Murray in the semi final, which concluded yesterday, from the day that I'm writing this post about.  Oh yes that was it Allergy is ecstatic about Lewis winning another F1 race. But the FIFA women's world cup started yesterday but England hasn't got a match until Tuesday, which should be interesting.

Today on Splatoon I managed to climb the final 2 levels so I am now level 10 now I can finally start some Ranked Battles, whivh should be fun, Today I got myself 611 points in a round if I had been on the winning side in that battle I would have earned 911 points but sadly I was top of the loosing team,  then In other rounds today I came stone cold bottom of the 8 players.

Day 700

Day 700;

Woah it's been day 700.

The 700th day  has just passed me by with only a 1lb gain, which does take me closer to my ideal BMI closer than yesterday and the day before, as I was below it one day ago and I was above it the day before ], as I only did 30 minutes on the rowing machine today perhaps I should try doing 35 minutes then my BMI could be correct. but I don't know, I'll try it out tomorrow.

But also today you played some more Splatoon, didn't you?

Why yes, I did (I have little to no actual reason why I started my answer with a question that wasn't really a question) as I played Splatoon I realised that when I am playing well my team often isn't as I had splatted over a score of over 500 points numerous times today and then at the end of the game I collected my points as XP the players on the winning team get a 300 and  I was in 5th position overall/ the highest of the loosing team but then in the next two games I generally switched from the best in my team to the wordy player. But then when I was the worst player in my team or there about we occasionally won some of our games. In my 1 stint of playing today I climbed two levels, from six to eight, I think, almost god enough for some of those Ranked Battles. As you have to be at level 10 to play at them.

Day 699

Day 699:

So today was the next day in this disappointing adventure that I call my life.

But today I got my 40 minutes on the rowing machine done but in doing that I lost 2lbs in weight, but the biggest looser today was Mich who managed to loose 3lbs and he is getting very confused by the weigh in process, as am I, as from what he has told me his weights don't make any sense as yesterday he gained 1lb but he's saying to me that he didn't eat anything due to certain reasons until he got home and then he ate something, but then today he had a meal at lunch time at work a meal of fish and chips, and he didn't move around as much today as yesterday as he was saying  that he walked about 3 miles around London yesterday also.

But I'm stumped for an answer to his problems maybe yesterday he consumed a lot of fluids but today less fluids? Seems to be a problem, maybe I should  find another set of scales, to verify it for him?

Day 698

Day 698;

Now up today I purchased two GC GBA link cables the same ones that are used for the creation of the game play for the following video:



The thing was that there were only two in stock and they were reduced in price of £9.99, but if you see here together that isn't enough to get the delivery cost as free. 2 pence shy in actuality so I was prepared to say that I'd wait until someone else had something that they wanted to get from Amazon before I purchased them.  So then I asked Allergy, "what was that Disney DVD that you forgot about buying the last time you ordered stuff from Amazon" and then she was happy with me as she was waiting for another excuse to purchase that DVD, now I don't mind being used as an excuse but with that she also got me to spend this afternoon watching the film Guardians of the Galaxy with her which wasn't some tortuous experience as I actually like that film but I had only got my 20 minutes work out on the rowing machine done this morning so I thought that I could get an extra 10 or 20 minutes done tonight like usual after dinner before I do my Wii Fit weigh in at the end of today, but today we were still eating diner when it was the time for the weigh  in so basically I failed in my plans for today.

But I have o remind myself that there is tomorrow to hopefully get it correct. Then I should be off to find my old GBA.

Day 697

Day 697;

So that number is what day it is, of my life since I started doing this pointless waste of my useless time.

But today I went to the Gym and it started with 20 minutes on the cross trainer and it ended with 10 minutes on the exercise bike, in-between I did a selection of weight machines nothing too heavy though. But I was worn out by the end go it I decided that I was too lazy to go on the rowing machine at home all that means is that I am going to have to do 30 minutes tomorrow instead of 20 minutes tomorrow.

But today on YouTube I have been listening to a music feed and the following song came up in it.



I can't remember it's exact reference to me but I'm thinking that it had something to do with a ski trip that I went on with school all of those years ago, I think it had something to do with Easto and Ebba, but I cannot remember.

I'm unsure if I should send this blog post to Easto or not?

Why not, that'd be one sure fire way to see if it is or not?

Hang on a second he might read some of the previous days post as well,

I know that is why I am hesitant of it.

So what if he does?....  what doesn't he like the sound of silence?

I don't know if he likes or really even cares about that song. Why?

Then what's your problem?

Fine then I'll show this blogpost to him.

Day 696

Day 696;

So it has been another boring old day of my life.

But what have you done?

Well from my amazing memory powers I deduce that I went on the rowing  machine twice today. As well as doing that work I have also been listening to some music and lyric of some of the Bloodhound Gangs songs, some of them are hilarious.

But in Games I have unlocked Dr Marrio and two others as playable characters on Super Smash Bros. as I think that one of the two others was mr Game and Watch, but I couldn't find him after I had unlocked him which is why I am only stating that I think that I unlocked him, Doc Mario you have to defeat him on the Isle Delfino arena, but what the hell nintendo? When on earth or in the mushroom kingdom did Doc Mario go to Isle Defino? It was Super Mario in Super Mario Sunshine that went to that Island.

But in final news I managed to get 89 rupees in one go on the baseball mini game but I missed 1 times 20 rupes in a bird that flew across the screen in that go, which is very disappointing.

Day 695

Day 695;

As on this day I have already forgot the vast majority of what I have done.

But from what I can remember I had a 10 minute row on the rowing machine and I went to athletics.

Obviously I did some more stuff like my daily Wii Fit body test, and I had lost some weight. But other than that I have a blank space in my mind, n the corner of it that has stored what I have done today.

But with Blank Space I have remembered some thoughts that I was having when the infernal noise of, I think, Taylor Swift,  started blaring out across the car which has some very concerning lyrics in the Lyrics I am referring to are the ones that "Starbucks Lovers" now I know that you may like Starbucks coffee but how could you Love a whole business? 

Day 694

Day 694;

This night I would like to say hello, darkness, my old friend.



I know that you can't view the above video but if you click on the link to YouTube you should be able to view it,

Now this song resonates with me for multiple reasons the first is because I can sill remember myself playing parts of it in the school orchestra as I used to play the trumpet, when I still could play that is, but I failed my first attempt at a musical instrument exam, that was a grade 1 exam I failed but I passed my first attempt at a grade 2 exam; go figure f you can and they were the only exams that I took for playing a Trumpet back before I became this sobering imbecile whose text your reading at the moment.

Another reason is the fact that I am mute and silence sounds good to me, even though silence is very difficult to come by, especially with a mind like mine in my head as it can be silent everywhere else but then my head is like a runaway train it just steams off all over the place, thinking random thoughts, some more connected than others Like there was one that I had when I saw Het; which was totally uncalled for and unwarranted (as it was a though about how beautiful she was looking).

But now that's enoubth about the song what did you get up to?

Well today I played through the Amiibo quest for the paint roller on Splatoon, well I could only complete the first stage as that is how far I had got completed on the normal mode but it was fun using the roller.

And elsewhere in my life  I attempted to complete the home-run derby again I was thinking that I got a high score of 82 or something like that and the bird was flying across the screen but I missed the bird which cost me the mini game but since then the best I can do on it is 71 rupees which isn't bathing the baby (getting the job done, I think it means at least).

Day 693

Day 693;

Now today was the day,

What day? Other than 693rd day which is just another number with 3 digits another really unspectacular day.

But Red did you forget what is set to happen on this day?

No... wha... oh yeah that thing.

Care to elaborate?

Ok, well you see that there savage freak had some of his friends come around.

Did he? He's got friends?

Yes I do have friends Yellow and they are very nice to me and good to me also, ad they are way too modest by stating that I wiped the floor with them. Which I did not do at all. In none of the games I wiped the floor with them but the closest game that I did that literally could probably be Splatoon but I only splatted them approximately as much as they splatted me and the winner was on all but 1 of the occasions was the person with the Wii U gamepad the only occasion was in the very first match when I was being generous and allowing Het to go first on the game pad meanwhile Easto was on a different controller this was the each of their first turns on this fame But Easto managed to adapt to his controls quicker, and then therefore won that round.

We also played Mario Kart 8 but that was last up about the 3 hour mark of play and we only got approximately 20 minutes of game play before the controls battery died on us, of which Het was excellent at especially in the 200cc races that we tried out. but se doesn't like Rainbow Road from the MK SNES (Super Nintendo Entertainment System). But when I first played a 200cc race I returned to 50cc and the Karts seemed like they were sitting still behind me still on there blocks.

Finally I have arrived at the midway point in my afternoon, we'll I have done what I did first, first. Then what I did last second so now it's time for what I did in the middle which was to play on some Super Smash Bros. as I did Easto and Het were flattering my ego by saying that I had lasted the longest in sudden death new challenger shenanigans I did but I couldn't land a critical hit on it to allow me to knock t out But then Easro went and beat the new challenger. And this was my daily bit of Zelda for the day as I played as Toon Link  at least once during this gaming session.

Day 693

Day 693;

So it has been the day that I have numbered 693, which was interesting as I received Splatoon today.

Splatoon is a good game, but I am terrible at it especially the online game part. Of which in the morning when I was on the rank of 1 my team lost all 3 of our turf wars, which could have been due to the fact that some of the players had a level of up to 10+ but then that's negated by the fact that on my team there was also some level 10+ players on it, as in all 3 of the battles I came in 8th out of 8 [layers and I was the lowest ranked player on any of the teams. Then I had my first 10 minute work out, of the day, on the rowing machine.

Next up on Splatoon I can't really remember what I did I start my journey as Cap'n Cuttlefish's third agent to help in his fight against those Octopuses (or is it Octopi?) who've stolen the little electric fish that power squid city, I had started doing that by the end of the first stint so lets say that that's 2/3 fish found by the end of this stint, of which I followed up by rowing for another 10 minutes.

Now it's that time for my third stint at the game but thistle I did my 10 minutes of working out before it, due to wiimote's batteries had been flattened by the end of the previous session so I had waited and worked out a bit, before getting back onto Splatoon but when I did I probably saved the 3/3 little electric fish, and I was called for dinner after though.

So now it's time for my 4th 10 minute work out of the day, and when I had done hat I got in a few minutes on Splatoon it was agains the level boss, defeating him was simple it's about how good you are at dodging it's purple slams, but all in all good easy boss to start off the game.

But on Zelda today I was trying my hands at the OctoBall derby I managed to get a high score of 61 I've got to do much, well 39 better to get myself the piece of heart;