Day 595

Day 595;

So today It was day numbered 395 and basically nothing big has happened today, at least not for me. As I have been being forgetful, and classic of me, on Majora's Mask because I had forgot to use the Bomb Mask in the game. Now I say that that's classic of me as I can't remember doing it in the same game before, but I wouldn't put it past me, but Im remembering myself doing it in the Ocarina of Time of which Ironically had a less dependancy on time so I could get myself stuck on part of the game for real world days, but in the Majora's Mask  you can only get stuck on an in-game puzzle for maximum of three in game days and then you'll have to work your way back up to it.

You could call me a sadist but I think that Majora's Mask's way is the better of the two.

Why could someone call you a sadist?

As the number two definition on this website is a person that enjoys being cruel, and I enjoy the crueler game the best, I say the crueller gam as if you look at all of the darkness which surrounds you while you are playing it.

By the darkness that surrounds you i'm meaning in game.

Day 594

Day 594;

So today I was still attempting to complete Anju and Kafi's quest on Majora's Mask of which I was disturbed in completion of it today which was partly due to the battery running low on my 3DS.

But today I went to the gym and I was one second out of finishing my 10KM row in 5:30, but what makes it more frustrating is that for the first two minutes I managed to row myself 4KM which was meaning that if i had continued at that rate I'd have managed to get it down to under 5 minutes.  Oh Dam and Blast.

But Tini has been very peeved with me today sue to something I cannot remember doing last night, I can remember doing something that could have annoyed Mich yesterday but Tini? No, I do not recall, but I'll tell you all the real funny thing though Mic was ok with me today.

My perplexity about this morning it came down to the shower I had when I had woken up as I didn't wash my hair with me today as I knew that as soon as I get back from the gym I'd need another shower and I will wash my hair then I thought it saves shampoo, But then Tini flipped at me for not using itand she forced me to use double the amount of shampoo than was necessary. Plus it's not my fault if the socks that I pulled out of the draw today weren't a matching pair well actually it is, but they shouldn't have been in there id they weren't matching, if you want to get all stroppy with me.

Day 593

Day 593;

So today has been another day of disappointment on three counts today, as 1 I didn't manage to fit in any playing of Zelda 2. the football team that I support lost, again 3 Boiled sweets and lies.

So I shall start at 1 today as it is obvious as today sucked as I didn't manage to slip any of playing one of my favourite games into it.

My second reason is another relatively obvious reason, but it's not excitably as you may think. As I am a person that has suffered his fair share of defeats but what made this match worse was the style that it was lost in, as I like to take my metaphorical hat off to an opponent as if to say that was a good game and it'd good to that the better player won, but the team wasn't really any better than the team that I supported at least not for the majority of the game there was one time in the whole game that they had an opportunity to score and they nailed it.

Noe onto the third point as Mich told me that I had to give the sweet to him and wait until I was in the car until I was  allowed my boiled sweet, so I gave him the sweet and I did wait until the car but I asked him for it back before we got back to the car and he said that he had already eaten it, so I search my beg for another boiled sweet, I find one I start to unwrap it and Mich starts getting really aggressive with me and he Starts telling mr that I was eat it when I get home but he even attempted to snatch it from me. So what did I do with it when I reached home... I ate it, and then latter on both Tini and Mich had words with me about eating boiled sweets and how I must never do itI don't think they knew what I had done previously.

And I almost forgot to tell you about something from this morning as it was one of those things that just irritate me as aAllergy and I were each in the kitchen and I could see her bra through her t-shirt and it is just very off-putting as it's one of those things like a kitchen cupboard that is open a bit. things that just aren't right.

Day 592

Day 592;

Now today I completed a bit more on Majora's Mask but I was busy falling at the Anju and Kafei side quest, And I have realised that I'll need the Goron Kegs to get into Romani Ranch, so not just the Goron Mask. So I can then go hero for the cows that the "Aliens" are trying to abduct.

But what has happened on the GM front do I hear you ask? *tumble weed rolls* No well I am about to tell you anyway, as she went home today.

I'm sorry if you were expecting some drama, to go with it but no.

And In a chess game that I'm playing I don't know how he missed the opportunity to get my king into Check Mate within the space of two moves, but he did, it was similar to me telling how to check mate my king down the pub.But online I didn't tell him 

Day 591

Day 591;

So It has been the next day and I have been attempting to collect more of the Masks in Majora's Mask and I collected the Goron Mask, in order to help me complete the Romani Ranch thing.

Moving onto more of the bad news from yesterday, GM  was about to be discharged from the hospital today when she bumped her head, by the term bumped her head I mean as you should know when you sit down and there isn't a chair behind you, so you shock yourself and then if you are unfortunate enough you bump your head on a piece of furniture or a wall, the type that hurts your pride rather than your body.

But today or was it, yesterday? that I had another Idea it was about GM moving into the home that GAK is in as they are each the closest thing that they either have left of a sibling, which could be as they each ]] sister-in-laws of the other one.Well my idea is that we get GM into a home which is like the one that GAK is in then it won't be up to Mich being there if/when it happens again.

Day 590

Day 590;

So on this day be it all goo,d bad and ugly, I managed to complete the Deku princess bombers notebook entry, it got the Mask of Scents, and I went to the Mountain, I will collect up all of the stray pieces of the fairy latter on in my quest.

So I should start with the ugliest news, as my GM appeared to have suffered a mini stroke, which caused Mich who was with her at the time to get properly shaken up, and then Emu got a bit peeved that he choose Allergy to go with him to visit GM in hospital and Emu had to stay with me, Tini and C at home. After all it was her that asked Mich to go with him to visit GM in hospital. Meanwhile I was sitting there  in my head thinking what about me, maybe I wanted to  see her but I decided against putting my offer on the table as what good could I do, for her health by going, That is correct absolutely none.

Next is time for bad, and I'm unsure if I mentioned it but an elderly relative of mine had a mini stoke today, and my country of origin got themselves thrashed comprehensively by the Aussie's.

But in Good news Both go the countries that I have Blood Links to won their six nations matches of Rugby nut the first match of the day was basically a demotion job, well the second half was at least as by the end of the first  half the team that I support were only 10 up  but by the full time the team ran away from the opposition by increasing the lead to 30.

Day 589

Day 589;

So yesterday was the sixth time that two fat ladies  in my titles of these blog articles, the number 88, 

And today i have been playing more on Majora's Mask I have cleared out the swamp dungeon/temple. I am just attempting to chase the Deku Butler to complete that bombers notebook activity. But my blunders still haven't stopped me from making a mountain out of a molehill A bit like in Twilight Princess I spent ages attempting to shoo the cat home,  Ah they were some good times. But they are gone and are never coming back to me. 

Why not?

They aren't going to come back to me as I haven't seen a woking time machine, a machine that can transfer people from one point in history backwards through time and I have yet to see a machine that can teleport someone to the future either.

But when I have caught the butler iI shall then be off to snow-head, by using the bow and arrows to snap the big stalactite  that is above it to shatter it. Oh but before that I nee dot find the other piece of the swamps great fairy,

Day 588

Day 588;

Today I think that The awesome game Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask arrived at my home a day early, now I think that as a box has arrived which says Nintendo on it, but it is dressed to someone else so I cannot open it, well actually I could but it isn't something that I do; even if it is really tempting.

So I have decided to play some of the music from the game to help me contain my excitement,



As I know that I'm going to have to contain my excitement for a while longer, in this circumstances the term a while longer is referring to almost 2 moths, but I have to see if I can sneak myself a little go on it before tonight; I wonder if I could?

I could as it happened my bomber code is 42153, I think it is anyway. I am now content within myself who knew a game could calm a man like me, if I dare call myself a man both here & now.

I can remember playing that game before going to Roller hocker (inline skater hockey) on Fridays, as I used to skate around oblivious to everyone that was trying to check me I'd be in a world of my own. As i would be until the moon falls from the sky and crushes me and my dreams. Ah good times.

Day 587

Day 587;

Ok so have been to the gym today and I had a great idea today also.

But unfortunately I didn't manage to get any of my Legend of Zelda games played today.

But on the plus side I have started to write the Super Heroes of My Overactive Imagination down on some notes.

But didn't you start doing that the other day?

Yes I did, sorry I meant I continued writing down some of my ideas of MOI, there is that better?

Yes much, now what of that great idea.

Ok it was that Allergy should take GM to the gym, as it'll give them something meaningful to do with their time they spend together I mean they could still speak to each other as much as they ever do just on some of the gym equipment, like GM and Allergy could just have a great chat while they're each on the cross trainers, and then Allergy could sit there and listen to GM talk at her grunting at the correct moments which just so happen to coincide with Allergy lifting weights. But just before you say stuff about GM being too fragile to handle the equipment, which is why she needs to get up onto the gym equipment to train herself up to not be such a fragile little thing, and another reason why I was saying that Allergy should be the one to take her is that she is in training to be a nurse, who better to take our 80 year old GM, also part of the inspiration to this was Allergy sating that she missed going to the gym, as she hasn't been to any gym in slightly over 3 years now.

Day 586

Day 586;

First up I would like to... ... apologise as I have forgot what I was about to write to finish that sentence.

What have you done today then?

Well I can't remember much but I know that I okayed a bit more on Skyward Sword and I watched something on YouTube,

Something? What you only watched now thing?

No, but the thing that I watched was called something like "A Chinese Ghost Story" but if I may just state, there wasn't any ghost's in it, it was about sweetie loving demons and the demon hunters. Not much else to say about it.

Day 585

Day 585;

So yesterdays Blogpost was a slight fiasco,

Slight? What planet are you from?

I'am from the same planet as you, Yellow.

Ok, but slight is something like 1 or 2 minutes, not as it happens 10 bloody hours,

Language Yellow. I know it was a bit too late to call it a slight fiasco. But I was understating the enormity of time that I was late,

And you forgot the part about you in the Shadow, not Spirit, Temple yesterday, also.

You understate and you include errors, despicable truly despicable.

Ok, I already know how terrible a type of person I am.

Ha Ha ha, you do make me laugh, Savage.

How, what did I say?

You called yourself a person.

How is that funny?

Your not a person.

Really now then what am I if not a person?

You are a stupid pathetic excuse for a person,

Ok. Moving on, Now today I saw a very worrying answer on Yahoo Answers, it shows that this person doesn't actually read the book that we can all read online if we so dared, the book that is synonymous with her religion the book also known as the Bible,
Her answer read:

I am christian and I am roman catholic.. personally Bible doesn't teach the prophet muhammad is the Antichrist or the beast as the Bible said.

It may not say that Muhamed is the Antichrist but it clearly does state that he was an Antichrist, as am I for that matter.  Just look at book 1 John 2:22 in the New International Version
Who is the liar? It is whoever denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a person is the antichrist--denying the Father and the Son.
Now I know you probably don't need mr to go into that Biblical passage any further, as its pretty clear, but I will anyway, anyone denying that Jesus is the Christ is an antichrist but what is a christ you maybe wondering, for that I used a search engine and this is what I got;
the title, also treated as a name, given to Jesus.
synonyms: Jesus, Jesus Christ, Our Lord, the Messiah, the Saviour, the Son of God, the Lamb of God, the Good Shepherd, the Redeemer, the Prince of Peace, the Nazarene, the Galilean
Now I have highlighted the part that says The Son of God due to one reason, that reason being that no Muslim can say that Jesus was the Son of God if they were forced to be honest by their believes. As they may picture him to be a prophet but then they'd have to say that his message has been corrupted over the past two Millenia. And then it'll be down to which book you trust more- is it the brutal bible, the cocky Qur'an, another frankly barmy religious text or is it a book on evolution? It's up to you.

Day 584

Day 584;

So yesterday was my day numbered 584.

And I'm sorry I have been 10 hours late in posting this post, I could now say that it won't happen again but I'm unsure if I can make that kind of promise.

So what happened to you yesterday?

Nice of you to enquire Green.

But the answer is not much as we had my GAK around yesterday.

What you mean the one that moved to close by your house?

Yes the only GAK, that I know at least, she's 88.

Boy that's old.

Yes, it sure is.

Day 583

Day 583;

So today i have watched the football team that I support loose in they're match, 2-3, which is disappointing as it could mean that the club will probably get relegated at the end of this season.

As they're drifting ever further away from safety now.

But now I think I should tell you all about the stupidest thing that I heard on BBC radio today, as it said do not blame Islam for the muslims. as Islam is a religion of peace. Now I didn't hear the part that I tagged in pink/purple to the end of it as it was what they were meaning, and I was sitting there seriously scratching my head, as what is a muslim?

A follower of the religion of Islam?

Yes you got it Yellow.

And they believe that the Qur'an is the only true, as thee others have been corrupted by the passage of time/evolution of meaning which means all of the barbarism which has in the Qur'an for the 1400 years since it's creation such as:

Should today as ever be carried out, without hesitation. So by using the Qur'an as a standard the people go the Islamic state are doing the correct thing, and all of the western Mosques that condemn the horror that is done in the name of Islam across the globe. Good on you  I hope your speaking your heart and mind, as I know that if your god is real Then you shall be in for the same fate as me and every other stupid human on this planet minus the Muslims that hate the west and everybody from it and they kill themselves in one of those suicide runs for what they believe in, and then only the males will have paradise, if your a female you're going to have a whole new hard life to look forward to but just within your next one you won't get the end of death that you should wish for it's eternal.

I didn't get any of Skyward Sword complete today as I was doing what I typed up first for the majority of today but I did manage to fit some small parts of Gaming on the Ocarina of Time in today.  As well I didn't progress very far through the Spirit Temple today. But I'm progressing, as I got the Map and the Compass..

Day 582

Day 582;

Today has been the day that was numbered day number five eight two.

But today I made a breakthrough in Skyward Sword, it was through one part of a turn while I was playing Skyward Sword but it faded soon enoubth after I had it. But it is enough for me to believe that I can get it to work for me again, all I need is a pair of fresh arms to get me to and through that point of the game, at least I hope at least. Anyway by the time that I have hopefully completed Skyward Sword, on my own, which I may be able to do with the Hylian Shield as well, now that I have discovered how to get it, plus I could do with some more practise with the True Master Sword as well, so off to Lanayru Desert I go.

Now I have been inspired again to get a move on and complete the three games that I'm on at the moment with the possible inclusion of Four Swords the one player version as  I have just remembered that I have got that game on my 3DS also, so that should mean that I only need three of my friends to play Four Swords Adventure for the Game Cube, oh such fond memories of getting my Game Cube it actually set me on this quest to start with as I think that the first time I played on a Legend of Zelda game was on that console, as when I bought it it came with 5, well 4 and a taster of a game, it was called Legend of Zelda Collectors Edition, it had Majora's Mask, Ocarina of Time, the original Legend of Zelda and Legend of Zelda II: Adventure of Link and the taster of a game was Wind Waker. I played on that disc a lot but I somehow lost in in the transition between my previous life and the current one that I'm living, I lost the precious (like Golum lost his precious, LOTR reference).

And that is why I liked Majora's Mask so much it's darkness breezed through the cobwebs of my mind as it just connected with me like no game before it did. I had forgotten much of what happened in my life around and after tat point as in one of those years after Twilight Princes had been released as I have just been turning the pages in the book of my mind of what happened in that game, as my memory is something of shockingly thin on the memories that the game inspired which was until I watched some of a play through and it almost all came back to me like the part with the hawk grass and you have to blow it to get a hawk to your arm to then send the hawk off down the river to reach the cradle, but also I can remember attempting to herd the cat towards it's homestead of using the Fishing Rod that you get for returning the cradle to the pregnant woman to catch a fish, for the cat to get the cat to return home, as I know I had already got past that part of the game but I'm not sure how far I got on it, but I knew that it's one of my favourite Zelda games.

But what happened to me other than that today?

I was forced to watch Pitch Perfect today, by Allergy, She put it on while I was eating my lunch.

Day 581

Day 581;

So today I got the Lens of Truth and Epona (the horse from Ocarina of Time, as that was the game that I am currently playing through that has a playable horse) but when I have completed Skyward Sword, Minish Cap and Ocarina of Time, in that order I will most likely then have Majora's Mask in my position, as I have saved up enough money to acquire it even if I am not fortunate enough to receive it on my anniversary of my existence day, unless I have to pay it all to somebody(s) for x reasons.



As you could tell I have been going through this time line minus the four swords games as I only have one sword/ I'm only person.By the time that I have finished the three games that I am currently playing Majora's Mask will be around on 3DS then, when I have finished that game it shall be on to Taillight Princess, then child hood time line will be complete, next it's onto Wind Waker, Phantom Hourglass and Spirit Tracks, then finally it'll be onto Link failing to defeat Gannon skew of which I should probably do first as I'm most likely going to fail against Gannon, but then it's off to ALTTP, Oracle of Ages (Nayru), Oracle of Seasons (Din), Link's Awakening, Zelda I and finally Zelda II: The Adventure of Link.

Day 580

Day 580;

So today I played a bit in the Ocarina of Time, and I continued on my expedition through my packs of Jaffa cakes.

Also today I went to the gym now that, I had forgot; as Allergy, reared up onto her hind legs and said "But you have done nothin' today!" as she was distressed that I had lost weight but Allergy had gained 4lbs today, which potentially was as she had eaten a Mcdonalds for her lunch today and I had the left overs from last nights dinner, which was pasta and quoin mince,  But Allergy or any other female reader/viewer of this do not disappear, you can get thinner if that is what you want to do, just watch this below video, and remember if you Jiggle you can.



But anyway guys, galls, in-between or neither that read this= you can do most probably almost anything that you put your mind to, with your body, In terms of what goes into it but my best advice to you is not to over indulge on any foodstuffs eat in moderation, as you only have one shot at this existence so you should try to make it count, I know that there are many different religions which may each say that you have a better one waiting for you behind the veil of death which I'm sure is real nice if your going to pop your clogs anytime soon but that is only if you're dying or you have lost someone close to you It sounds just plain stupid to me, else wide you wouldn't cling onto life so hard you'd just stand there stop in the street resigned to the inevitable not preaching a word of hate nor one of love you'd just be   stood motionless in the street waiting for guidance to tell you what to do next,

But then that's why god gave us our own thoughts/minds, so he didn't have to tell us what we should and shouldn't be doing.

But then why did he get his slave to write ten commandments for us to follow?

As the Devil corrupted us.

But ten if the devil could corrupt our base programming why is your god credited so highly? As he would be a negligent owner of us if he allowed it to happen to us without even cancelling the programme and then ironing our all of the glitches before getting the system back on track, unless it isn't an all powerful, all knowing and all good he could be everywhere at once, and nowhere, but he is powerless to intervene or he could be indifferent to all of the suffering that is on the surface of this planet therefore not all good and with him being all knowing, I would have thought so as if you were every where at the same time you'd know about everything that happens everywhere, even in someones head. So if I choose to accept you you knew that before I was even conceived and you still haven't offered any solution to the problem of there not being an actual god.

Day 579

Day 579;

So today I thought it was tomorrow.

As it happens this morning I was told that I’m unbelievable as I got myself dressed up for tomorrow today, now being called unbelievable by this certain individual has kind of become an irrelevance as it has lost it’s meaning on her. As she calls me that on an almost daily basis, I would have thought by now that she'd have got fed up by saying unbelievable by now as it should be believable by now at least.

As today I haven't got any of my Quest to complete all of the Zelda games that are released in chronological order of the Legend today which was a disappointment but I cannot remember what I have done for the res of today.

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Still nothing, which is a bit of a disappointment as I usually can think of some things that I have done today by now.

Day 578

Day 578;

So it has been day numbered 578, and I have again forgot what I had done today except from playing a bit more on Ocarina of Time, I am at the moment attempting to find the lens of truth.

But as I remembered what I was doing for the other parts of this day I uncovered part of my earliest writing of this day, it was about a strange dream. So I shall continue by presenting it to my audience (that's you).

My strange dream last night/this morning was there was an infant and the same infants mother, anyway as it had happened I was left in my home alone with the infant and I had noticed that the deadlock bolt on the front door had been notched to on, so no problems there then, but there was a big problem with that it had been knocked to on while the front door catch was in, literally meaning that the door was deadlocked open. So I was reaching up to the deadlock catch an somebody opened the door, it was the infants mother, she gave me a little egg timer shaped thing she made me give it to her daughter. It was a trap, as soon as the babies finger hit the egg timer like thing I was strapped up against the wall behind me. And that is where the dream ended (at least that’s all I can remember of the dream). 

I may make it into a flash presentation to make up for missing fez-tive season project.

But else where today I went tot the disability Athletics club thing again today,  But so today at the Athletics club thing there was a wimp, Now I state that fact as there was this individual, that I hate the smell of (I just thought I should get that bit of additional bit of data in). Who when he first gave me the medicine ball I our hands touched and I felt something transfer either off him into me or visa versa. from his reaction I'm guessing it was an electric shock, but I managed to pass it along and I know that I'm not a "hard man" I''m more of a crippled man.

Nothing much happened to me but lunch and the athletics club else. But I am starting to get colder now, that my heart rate has slowed, which is a side effect of coming off of those horrid little yellow pills, which had a side effect of drinking my ......

Day 577

Day 577;

So today there was a Tennis  final match, and Andy Murray lost it.

As he was defeated in 4 sets by the world number 1. But he put up a great fight for the first two sets as they went down to a tiebreaker, and then he totally broke down, after the 4th game, as he was 31 up at the start of the 5th game and he just fell to pieces (not literally obviously he is still in one piece).

Sop after that disappointment I decided to brace myself for another disappointment. The other disappointment came in my inability to beat the first stage of the final battle, the final assent, into my final fight with Demon Lord Ghirahim, but then I'll have the ominous figure known as Demise to defeat, then game done, game complete. Then it'll be mytime too put the final nails in Vaati's coffin (Minish Cap) next it'll be back in time,  the Ocarina of Time, to defeat both Gannondorf/Gannon to then it should be my Anniversary day, at approximately a time before I get my hands on Majoras Mask so I can continue along in my quest to complete all of the Legend of Zelda, excluding the Four Swords games as I don't have that many friends.

But so this evening I thought that I had eaten yesterday's dinner at lunchtime today, well that was what I was told, at least. Ok so the story goes a bit like this, I signed to Allergy 'where were you at lunch' as I was curious and she said "I was sitting here" then I looked confused, then Mich stepped in and explained to me that the "lunchtime" that I was referring to was actually last nights dinner, then he explained to mr that allergy was out playing Golf last night.

Day 576

Day 576;

So today it snowed for a little bit then it returned to it's rainy, norm, for the time of year at least.

But this morning I attempted to read a French Legend of Zelda comic. But then I found a simpler way to read it, which was by clicking on the English translation icon before I clicked on the actual page.

Which worked out a lot better 13 days until MM3D or 12 days if your reading this on the day that this is set to be posted.

But it will be much longer than that until I receive it, as I have got my anniversary day coming up in the future as of which is what I have asked for it, for as an anniversary gift, and it's the only thing on it, but I know it's someones anniversary day the day after it's release day,

But she still hasn't given me any ideas of what I can get her, and she hasn't made a list. if she doesn't come up with any idea soon I don't know what I'll get her but it'll probably be a doll of a nurse.

Possibly like the below image