Day 614

Day 614;

Today I have been to the Gym, it was fun and tiring; but if I closed my eyes forever, will it all remain unchanged?



Smooth? I don't know. But I like that song and I was thinking tiring, what happens when someone's ting they're eyes tend to close more and I had noticed that immense song from the internet as I was searching fantasy, randomly.

But no song is safe from criticism and I shall prove it here as it says in the lyrics, "If I could have just one wish" but then they say "I'd wipe the cobwebs from my eyes" What is your wish? Lita Ford did you mean you'd of wished to redo the incident with new opened eyes?

But anyway with what I said yesterday I wanted to congratulate Allergy as she has found somebody...

Plus have you seen sof of the creatures made out of Durax?


But finally I have beat the fish, you know the boss of the water temple, the third temple, so what I am going to do to this game is going to be complete it up to the final showdown, then I am going to complete Skyward sword to Ocarina of Time before completing the game outright so I can hopefully complete them all in the correct order due to the timeline

Day 613

Day 613;

Now I had something stored up in my head to write here but by now I have forgotten what I had planned to write here so here's a funny little YouTube video.



But now I want to inform all of the readers of this blog that Allergy one of my prudes of a siblings has now got a boyfriend. Who she has been out to the early hours of the morning with I wonder what she has been doing with him? actually no I do not wonder what she has been doing with him I think I know and it'll probably have something to do with Durex. Which shall be if they protect themselves.

But you know I stated that Allergy is a prude, which is true despite the my speculation on the nighttime activities tat she gets up to, as she is one of those freaks that thinks that nudists/naturists are weird disgusting people, but I think she's wrong as I have grown out of that mind set just as Allergy has grown into it.



Doesn't the below person look a bit similar to Skye from Marvels Agents of Shield? No, just me, I thought as much.



But what I did in the world that is set to end in 3 days I cannot remember as I am stupid. But I should really as I have just played on it some more, i basically completed the temple apart from the boss fight, but then I ran out of time, so it's time for the song of time again so I have to start the temple again. 

Day 612

Day 612;

So today I had a plumber come to visit, it was to service the boiler, what he did to the boiler was take it apart stick a noisy thing into the pipe above it and plug the thing that he stuck into the pipe into the mains.

But yesterday I can remember loosing my spectacles before attempting to type up what I did yesterday. Which could have confused some of you as I didn't know what I actually was typing, So if that applies to you you have my deepest apologies.

Ok so what I actually did today was some more athletics and today there was another new boy that came, he was fast at running and  he was super at throwing, He was better than me at every discipline, well of the ones we did today at least, Which wasn't long jump, of which my personal trainer has been bragging to my old PE teacher, that I'm getting good at, by saying stuff like "he's getting distances that some able bodied people can't, in long jump" of which I would like to know how is it that he knows how far I can jump has he ever seen me jump? As I wasn't aware of that. it's because his friend Mr RM tells him that but I don't know about the accuracy of his measuring method, as I jump and then he goes off the top of his head like that must be more than 3M, well done" and besides I haven't actually tried out running and jumping into a sand pit in quite a while my form has probably gone right out the window.

So the plumber that came to visit today was actually arrived earlier as the usual plumber looks a bit like Luigi, as he haas a tall slender build, but the plumber that we had today looked quite a bit like Mario with approximately the same height the only difference was the plumber that came today had a lot more of the podge around the outsides.

But in the land which ends in 3 days I started off in the dungeon and unless I'm mistaken I should have already beaten the first mini boss now it's up to the second mini boss or the frog, which I was having a little bit of trouble on, but I've got the Ice Arrows now which is cool.

Day 611

Day 611;

Now today I am going to start by apologising, for all the ]mistypes and errors in text from here  for this post at least, as i have lost my spectacles so everytime i look up from the keyboard all I can see  is black fuzz with a minuscule bit of red benethsome parts of the text.

But what I wanted to state today was about my triumph in getting the bottle from thode two infuriating beavers s. then as soon as i finally  managed ro get the bottle iI'm not sure if this happened immediately after or weither i restarted time inbettween but I gathered the 4 eggs from the pirates fortresss and then i re gathered the3 eggs from the snake pit, to get me the new bossa nova tune, so I can optn the temple and it will be a fine day tommorrow for some more adventuring.



But I had an epic fail on my watching of ST DS9 today as I accidentally pressed spaniah on the opening spash screen so now they're all taking in spanish every time that I'm attemptin to watch the next disc.

Day 610

Day 610;

Now today from what I can remember was quite similar to yesterday from what I can remember.

Now I watched more Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, and today I saw Warf loose his brother and Quark lost his brother also, but by quark I meant the Ferregi, Quaek the great con-man lost his nephew to the federation a while back but now he's lost his brother to the federation.

I also played a bit more on Majora's Mask but I managed to beat the first of the beaver Bros with literally no resistance and then after a few attempts at the second stage, I managed to get the complete 25 but then my time ran to before I could get into the beavers home within the time limit, now as soon as I did that I wanted to put it correct right away but i started it off again, by clicking A on the option that said sure, so I started and my 3DS battery went flat, which sucks.

Day 609

Day 609;

So today has been the six hundredth and ninth day, within this... thing.

But today I have done... what have I done... Red... Yellow... Blue... Green... any of you?

Ummm...

Ummm...

Haven't you watched some Star Trek Deep Space 9?

You have also played some Majora's Mask,

 Thank you two, Blue and Green, of actually answering my question.

Day 608

Day 608;

Today was the above noted day, and today I have been walking on the streets of London, as well as getting my eyes fixed up. now I have managed to complete the first race with the beaver bros.

First off on the list at least I went into London to get myself injected in my eye lids with some rat poison, As it helps with my eyes opening.

How did Mystique and Sabertooth, two mutants, reproduce a single human, who was the founder of the friend of Humanity as if both of them possess the x gene in their gametes and just one x gene is required to make them a mutant as it is said by one of the X-men from in X'men the films the X-gene is passed on by the father as he said it to Rouges father, when her father used some accusing language  against Rogue's mother but then if that is the case should Kurt (Nightcrawler) actually be a mutant?

The Beaver  Bros, as I got myself down to the last four the timer ran out and the beaver was still  not finished

Day 607

Day607 ;

So all of a sudden it has been the next day, and today I have been to the Gym as well as my quest in Termina (but from my probably misinformed level of Spanish literacy means 'she ends' but I am incorrect in that guess, as it means 'ends') of which I have failed at today and I cannot believe my eyes.

So first things first, at least from the order that I have specified, as I have been to the gym it was fun, especially as I have been told and encouraged to get myself "classified" so I can start competing in some actual competitions for disabled people, which I think includes me; I only state which I think includes me as I am disabled but it's the people bit that I am unwary of. I'm more of a crippled freak, Or a disadvantaged mute-ant but switch the word ant for homo-sapien, if you would feel especially generous: with your descriptions  of me.

So my adventure in Ends, went like this today, went as follows, hopelessly but I put it down to my eyes being in a poor state. Which comes back to my eyes, as the best I could get on the swim through the targets to get the beavers Jar was 18 I couldn't get the final 2, so I lost sight once when I was attempting to complete it, but I should know that is a pathetic excuse.Of which probably will be getting fixed tomorrow, yes I should be getting some more Rat poison injected into me tomorrow.

Day 606

Day 606;

Now the above number is what number of day that it has been, Within this day that had a considerable section of it devoted to disappointment, how can it be that the football team that I support managed to beat the best team in the league that they're in, 3-2, and then they lost to a team that is competing with them to avoid relegation?

Fear of the dark, fear of the dark,
I have constant fear that something's,
always near,

Lyrics are from the song Fear of the Dark by Iron Maiden of which I heard today when I switched the digital radio channel over to Planet Rock,

I like that song it almost makes me want to take up the electric guitar and it makes me want to sing/shout but if you have read my blog before you should know that I am a mute, as in I can not speak.

Now so my life in Termina today has got more interesting now that I have located the hookshot< even if it should more probablly be called the longshot as I'm sure that Link upgraded his hookshot for a tongshot within Ocarina of Time.

Day 605

Day 605;

Now today was the six hundredth and fifth day within this long boring existence that I call my life, but there was two interesting things that I did today.

The first of the two was my go on Majora's Mask I haven't got the hookshot yet but I am invading the pirates base in hope of finding it there, I think that I might, But from here on in the game I have absolutely no recollection of where to go to/from until the final battle of which I am unsure of how I should execute it, but it should execute it but I am guessing that I'm going to have to reset time and defeat all of the bosses of the temples in the three day time limit and then I have to go to the top of clock tower play the tune that you get given by the giant of wood fall temple, I think it's the oath to order but I am unsure, then the giants come out stopping the moon from crashing into Termina then I have to defeat the Majora's Mask, and then game over game complete, another epic adventure complete. But I won't be able to do that until I complete Skyward Sword, Minish Cap, Four Swords(?) and Ocarina of Time,

My second part of intrigue today happened when I was at the all abilities athletics club, the term all abilities literally means cripples (like me) and other people with additional needs. Today I fell over multiple times when I was attempting some Yoga Positions that I had done on my Wii multiple times in the past. I only stacked it on the attempts due to my right led being to close to my left hand, as I did with my right hand which was too close to my left leg in the same pose earlier on so I adjusted my legs positioning to my arm and there I go, so why didn't I think of that again? I am so stupid.

Day 604

Day 604;

So it has been the first day of a month which was named after the Roman god of war, Mars.

Today I got the sirloin rock on Majora's Mask and Don Gero's Mask (see below) now I found the actual execution of the lighting the flames very tricksy as I had even tried using the flame arrows to complete this task in previous attempts which were to no avail but I am still looking for the hookshot, I wonder if I can find it in the bottom of the lake, after defeating Goht? But no it wasn't there.



But I have just invaded the pirates base and I have taken a photo of a pirate, of which I traded for a seahorse, so I've used the seahorse to get to the sea snakes nest and I almost half way through picking up the Zora eggs.

But I have watched the country that I live in team loose in the six nations Rugby to a team that today was better, so at least I can say that the better team won the match.

Day 603

Day 603;

So it has been the end of a month today. And the Calendar on my wall has just been changed form the radiant Miss Oswald to the stunning Madame Vastra.

But what have you done today on this day not in the early hours of tomorrow?

Ok sorry, Yellow, now I'm guessing that I probably should rewind a bit.

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So today I can't really remember what I have done, except from write a bit more on Jack Daw's origins.

Who is Jack Daw?

Well Jack is one of the main characters from within the comic universe that is inside of my overactive imagination, he is a humanoid life-form which is currently on the planet which is numbered 420, out of the 999 planets with so called intelligent life on.

Why have you got so many planets your mind ca;t even handle the world that your lining in at the moment let alone the 999 other ones that you've created,

I haven't created all of them at least 0-not yet

Day 602

Day 602;

So it has been day number 602, and just it has been the day of my drawing, not actually me drawing but me being drawn by that friend of mine, Mr PK.

I diss like his addiction, as he smokes, and he bought a pipe, not as in a bit of drain pipe an actual smoking pipe for a friend of his  for one of their anniversaries,, but then he said at two separate parts in the conversation that 1 he's one of the actually intelligent people that he knows so he could just pose with it to increase his looking like sherlock homes factor, not to actually smoke in that way he's more like me, he's not a smoker of tobacco, in other words. But I also noted another thing about his smoking habit, which is that he has got on the more expensive stuff, instead of the cheeper more pleasantly smelling stuff at least while it isn't lit,, so he had got his pipe out in  his hand brandishing it so anyone could smell the tobacco that he had taken from the expensive cigarette which was stinking out my nostrils something horrific and that's the thing it wasn't lit so I asked PK nicely to cove it up and he could go to smoke when he is no longer on the property of my families home so we arranged our break for then and we each had our lunches and he even attempted to draw me while I was eating.

He's a good fun man, but it's a shame about his addictions, and even while I was modelling for him I looked at his face and I wondered who is that (in a who are you kind of way)?


I'm sorry but I had to.

But I know that I did go on Majora's Mask this morning but I didn't manage to get anything done on it today.

Day 601

Day 601;

A family friendly version of the Game of Thrones, is how Netflix would like to describe their new Zelda endeavour, a live action Zelda TV or web series. But how could that be possible? Are they going to take out all of thee sex scenes and all of the deaths? As that would make a family friendly show of the Game of Thrones, it'd also make it totally unlike Game of Thrones. As the project is sighted here,

But we already have had a Legend of Zelda TV series, it was the dreadful animated series, they only made one series and you can view it below. Despite the scrip, the dodgy animation, the voice acting, the tiered story which is recycled through every episode and the obsessed nature of Link, which is basically everything that makes this an animated series I'm thinking that I like the one story in all of it's different, inflammations.



But obviously the above only had very limited Legend of Zelda knowledge to work from as to be with where in the Time Line the the above is set. Before the game Zelda II: Adventure of Link. Even though the Series was created 2 years after AoL was released.

So where shall the Netflix series  of the Legend of Zelda come in on the time line? I believe that it'll be set before the events of Ocarina of Time. I think that it'll end on the birth of Link, the hero of Time/the Hyrule Unification War. By the way I don't literally mean that as soon as Link is born it must immediately end, I meant that by the time that that happens that signifies that the Hyrule Unification war must be over by the time that Link was either 9 or 12, as Links mother is critically wombded by the time she goes to the Deku forest meanwhile being heavily pregnant with Link and when dhe collapses in the Kokiei Forest and gives birth to her son, Link, she dies soon after within the presence of the Kokiri then Saria takes the boy to the great Tree who instructs her to keep the child safe, until he reaches the age of the hero, which is either 9 or 12 years of age.  The Hyrule Unification war could have started many years before Links birth and it could have ended something like 11 years after his birth then in the twelfth year Gannondorf could swear his loyalty to the king of hyruleas he does in Ocarina of Time.

Day 600

Day 600;

So today was my day numbered six hundred, and it has been uninteresting but not dull, so you may say that is a contradiction in terms and you may even be correct in that observation.

As today in interesting, yes I know I have contradicted  once more, but in the only interesting thingAs it happened in the world of Termina that happened to me today, that I can remember was didn't happen to me, at least not my person, But instead it happened to Link who is a younger male than I within the game which I first played the game when I was closer to the age of Link in the game.

Also today I realised how short the people in school year, of what must be 7, actually are and just how tiny I must have appeared to other people, from the outside world. Even the PE teacher seems have shrunk since when I was last there, As i went back to the gym today but nothing to report really, but I managed to Row slightly over 1.2km in slightly more than 7 minutes. So I was hopeless at attempting to get 1km in under 5 minutes.

Another part of the uninteresting in the day was my attempt at watching the Legend of Zelda Animated Series, and it is seriously wrong in so many aspects of the Legend of Zelda Series, like the shape of the Trifore and even the number of Triforce pieces, as I know that in the beginning there was only 2 aka the power and the knowledge but by the time that the tv series was aired the game Zelda 2; Adventure of Link, had been released and the three  pieces of the Triiforce were in existence.

Day 599

Day 599;

So today i was remembering yesterday, and I was also attempting to remember many years before also but they were at separate times, and for separate reasons.

So I will start with some stuff about me attempting to remember some very old stuff as I decided to attempts to plat the CD-i Zelda Games, by attempted it only means that I wasn't very successful as for me to actually know anyone that has a CD-i, would be a  highly unlikely occurrence as I was born in the time after it's demise. So I had to search the net for CD-i Emulators so far I have only found one and it which even is the correct file type (.exe) i think. But I have found the ISO's, the ISO's are the games/ROM's but in order to get onto a Rom I can remember having to right click on the rom and then open with and then I had to select the correct  emulator the game. then after that was done we had to delete all trace of it from the school network but we could keep them on our memory sticks (Flash drives) those were the days.

Ok now the thing that I remember about yesterday is something to do with foxe, it was as I saw a fox while I was outsideon the track. I atarted thinking about should fox hunting be legalised. mu immradiate reackion was no, as ... DAM IT  MY EYES.

Translation:
Ok now the thing that I can remer about yesterday was something to do with the fox that I saw. To be more exact it was about wether fox hunting should be illegal or not, and my immediate reaction was yes it should be illegal as dox hunting is cruel and it's unnecessary. The DAMN MY EYES bit was about my eyes kept shutting while I was attempting to wright so that is why I decided to stop it there.

If I had been able to expand on it I would have stated something about it's beauty, but I'm no good at stuff like that. So instead I shall go on in some of my other thoughts about wether fox hunting should be illegal and then I thought should murder be illegal? here I am on about the act of a human killing another human But I don't think that it should as when you ask people that could have killed someone that didn't what will there answer be? It was the correct thing to do or because we've got laws against it? The second one of those two answers is code for I bottled it, it could be for some deeply rooted phycological reasons but you still refused to allow them to die, by your hand. Should murder be illegal I say no as it doesn't stop people from murdering others, as long as it's just one man/woman against another man/woman if it's mass murder then sure you should be held accountable and if your a serial killer you should be held accountable, and you've got to actually have some proper legitimate reason, so somebody coming to my home a shooting me in the head you may seem justified in your head as I may have insulted you, or your religious convictions, religious convictions what hogwash, but should me typing wha I have typed be enough to warrant the death penalty? If so then please refer it to the correct authorities. 

Day 598

Day 598;

so today I managed to win the Goron Race pity that it took me until the third day to win it so I couldn't use the gold in the Sword Shop to make the most powerful sword minus the fierce deity's sword , obviously. I also saw some interesting news about Doctor Who today, which is below.



They did bring it back, it was where it always was, Gallifrey that is, but it was baron, and the brigadier's Cyberman killed Missy, plus Missy's Cybermen had to come from somewhere so I'm thinking that she used the cyber technology that she or he had stole from inside of the void off of the Cybermen, or later on like how and why they can now assimilate a TimeLord into a Cyberman as seen in Series 7 part 2, and she had used it to cannibalise her people, the TimeLords, into her new race of Cybermen. But as Missy has been confirmed for the first two episodes of series 9;  Episode 1 The Magician's Apprentice and Episode 2 The Witch's Familiar. So this could be shot earlier on in her time line and that could give Clara renewed hope of stopping her before she enacts her fiendish plan which could be why clara has a child to Danny Pink in the future, as I'm unsure of the details but that would leave an excellent excuse for Clara to leave the Tardis and be forced to lead an ordinary life with Danny. But before all of that could possibly happen the Doctor will have to break the time lock that is on Gallifrey in order to save the TimeLords from becoming the servants of Missy.

But I have probably got the majority if not all of the above conjecture incorrect, as would it match up with all, probably, of my previous Doctor Who theories.

Day 597

Day 597;

So today I had a few more attempts at the Goron race, I failed at it I crosse the line in third place best, maybe I need my hair cut so it doesn't go into my eyes, any more while I am playing?

So today I had a discussion about Feminism with a female friend of mine. One that basically agreed with me about the mainstream, public, face of feminism; or the poison.

Her stance of feminism is basically humanism, so I asked her about why the term humanism has been thrown to the curb, and she hadn't got an answer for me-but I had got an idea as to why it could be, my idea is that the term huMANism actually has the term Man within it which could be construed as discriminatory against the female members of the cult so they called it feminism which could be interpreted as an attack on the supposed patriarchy which I have actually seen some evidence which states that the opposite is more or less true now.

Day 596

Day 596;

Well today I discovered some thrilling news but my excitement of this news is best put by someone else,



So what happened today was a very good thing as the football team that I support, won, for the second time this season at home, The won the first half 3-0 but then they lost the second half 0-2 so the full time score was 3-3 to the team that I support which temporarily brings them out of the relegation Zone But what makes it stranger is that it was against the top team in they're league. So I am under if they were playing their B team or somthing? But the team that I support played in a 442 formation which could ave been the clincher for this game instead of some of the managers usual flaf which is something like 451, the only difference is that in the 442 you have got 2 strikers (Goal scorers) and only 4 midfielders so it is a more attacking line out and then in the 451 you've got 5 midfielders snd only 1 attacker.

But today I almost choked myself on a piece of potatoes, and Tini now hates me for doing that. As I ruined her dinner.

But today In Majora's Mask I did the Ranch challenge which has you fending off the the Gorman brothers with arrows when they attempt to break the milk that you're trafficking to clock town through they're lands, also mannaged to get the Zora Mask.

Day 595

Day 595;

So today I completed the Snowhead temple in Majora's Mask so spring has now sprung on Goron mountain and I have now got permission to buy the Goron kegs from the Goron chap in clock town bomb shop, for fifty rupees in fact, bargain how much grass do I need to cut to get that amount?

I like the dungeon boss Goht, the battle was time consuming but it was easy enough, but it's a fun boss to beat up,I mean with the flitting between the Goron Mask and no mask to load up your fire arrows and then hit the bulls eye with the flame arrows. and then I went to Romani's Ranch with the Keg that I had just purchased and then I drove those "aliens out of the farm, and I was just about to escort Cremia to clock town when the battery died on on my 3DS, but fortunately I knew that it was about to die when it did as I just got to save the progress before it packed up on me. But did I Mention that I got Epona back before I Started these quests so I could have just skipped these two mini quests, but I decided to do them anyway. As I to a bottle of milk for doing one of them, I think.

Well that's all hunky dory but what have you done in the real world?

I don't know, much, but I've waited for a arty friend of mine to come round today but no-one came around. He says that he was asleep at the time which is believable as I know he works night shifts at the post office.