Day 602

Day 602;

So it has been day number 602, and just it has been the day of my drawing, not actually me drawing but me being drawn by that friend of mine, Mr PK.

I diss like his addiction, as he smokes, and he bought a pipe, not as in a bit of drain pipe an actual smoking pipe for a friend of his  for one of their anniversaries,, but then he said at two separate parts in the conversation that 1 he's one of the actually intelligent people that he knows so he could just pose with it to increase his looking like sherlock homes factor, not to actually smoke in that way he's more like me, he's not a smoker of tobacco, in other words. But I also noted another thing about his smoking habit, which is that he has got on the more expensive stuff, instead of the cheeper more pleasantly smelling stuff at least while it isn't lit,, so he had got his pipe out in  his hand brandishing it so anyone could smell the tobacco that he had taken from the expensive cigarette which was stinking out my nostrils something horrific and that's the thing it wasn't lit so I asked PK nicely to cove it up and he could go to smoke when he is no longer on the property of my families home so we arranged our break for then and we each had our lunches and he even attempted to draw me while I was eating.

He's a good fun man, but it's a shame about his addictions, and even while I was modelling for him I looked at his face and I wondered who is that (in a who are you kind of way)?


I'm sorry but I had to.

But I know that I did go on Majora's Mask this morning but I didn't manage to get anything done on it today.

Day 601

Day 601;

A family friendly version of the Game of Thrones, is how Netflix would like to describe their new Zelda endeavour, a live action Zelda TV or web series. But how could that be possible? Are they going to take out all of thee sex scenes and all of the deaths? As that would make a family friendly show of the Game of Thrones, it'd also make it totally unlike Game of Thrones. As the project is sighted here,

But we already have had a Legend of Zelda TV series, it was the dreadful animated series, they only made one series and you can view it below. Despite the scrip, the dodgy animation, the voice acting, the tiered story which is recycled through every episode and the obsessed nature of Link, which is basically everything that makes this an animated series I'm thinking that I like the one story in all of it's different, inflammations.



But obviously the above only had very limited Legend of Zelda knowledge to work from as to be with where in the Time Line the the above is set. Before the game Zelda II: Adventure of Link. Even though the Series was created 2 years after AoL was released.

So where shall the Netflix series  of the Legend of Zelda come in on the time line? I believe that it'll be set before the events of Ocarina of Time. I think that it'll end on the birth of Link, the hero of Time/the Hyrule Unification War. By the way I don't literally mean that as soon as Link is born it must immediately end, I meant that by the time that that happens that signifies that the Hyrule Unification war must be over by the time that Link was either 9 or 12, as Links mother is critically wombded by the time she goes to the Deku forest meanwhile being heavily pregnant with Link and when dhe collapses in the Kokiei Forest and gives birth to her son, Link, she dies soon after within the presence of the Kokiri then Saria takes the boy to the great Tree who instructs her to keep the child safe, until he reaches the age of the hero, which is either 9 or 12 years of age.  The Hyrule Unification war could have started many years before Links birth and it could have ended something like 11 years after his birth then in the twelfth year Gannondorf could swear his loyalty to the king of hyruleas he does in Ocarina of Time.

Day 600

Day 600;

So today was my day numbered six hundred, and it has been uninteresting but not dull, so you may say that is a contradiction in terms and you may even be correct in that observation.

As today in interesting, yes I know I have contradicted  once more, but in the only interesting thingAs it happened in the world of Termina that happened to me today, that I can remember was didn't happen to me, at least not my person, But instead it happened to Link who is a younger male than I within the game which I first played the game when I was closer to the age of Link in the game.

Also today I realised how short the people in school year, of what must be 7, actually are and just how tiny I must have appeared to other people, from the outside world. Even the PE teacher seems have shrunk since when I was last there, As i went back to the gym today but nothing to report really, but I managed to Row slightly over 1.2km in slightly more than 7 minutes. So I was hopeless at attempting to get 1km in under 5 minutes.

Another part of the uninteresting in the day was my attempt at watching the Legend of Zelda Animated Series, and it is seriously wrong in so many aspects of the Legend of Zelda Series, like the shape of the Trifore and even the number of Triforce pieces, as I know that in the beginning there was only 2 aka the power and the knowledge but by the time that the tv series was aired the game Zelda 2; Adventure of Link, had been released and the three  pieces of the Triiforce were in existence.

Day 599

Day 599;

So today i was remembering yesterday, and I was also attempting to remember many years before also but they were at separate times, and for separate reasons.

So I will start with some stuff about me attempting to remember some very old stuff as I decided to attempts to plat the CD-i Zelda Games, by attempted it only means that I wasn't very successful as for me to actually know anyone that has a CD-i, would be a  highly unlikely occurrence as I was born in the time after it's demise. So I had to search the net for CD-i Emulators so far I have only found one and it which even is the correct file type (.exe) i think. But I have found the ISO's, the ISO's are the games/ROM's but in order to get onto a Rom I can remember having to right click on the rom and then open with and then I had to select the correct  emulator the game. then after that was done we had to delete all trace of it from the school network but we could keep them on our memory sticks (Flash drives) those were the days.

Ok now the thing that I remember about yesterday is something to do with foxe, it was as I saw a fox while I was outsideon the track. I atarted thinking about should fox hunting be legalised. mu immradiate reackion was no, as ... DAM IT  MY EYES.

Translation:
Ok now the thing that I can remer about yesterday was something to do with the fox that I saw. To be more exact it was about wether fox hunting should be illegal or not, and my immediate reaction was yes it should be illegal as dox hunting is cruel and it's unnecessary. The DAMN MY EYES bit was about my eyes kept shutting while I was attempting to wright so that is why I decided to stop it there.

If I had been able to expand on it I would have stated something about it's beauty, but I'm no good at stuff like that. So instead I shall go on in some of my other thoughts about wether fox hunting should be illegal and then I thought should murder be illegal? here I am on about the act of a human killing another human But I don't think that it should as when you ask people that could have killed someone that didn't what will there answer be? It was the correct thing to do or because we've got laws against it? The second one of those two answers is code for I bottled it, it could be for some deeply rooted phycological reasons but you still refused to allow them to die, by your hand. Should murder be illegal I say no as it doesn't stop people from murdering others, as long as it's just one man/woman against another man/woman if it's mass murder then sure you should be held accountable and if your a serial killer you should be held accountable, and you've got to actually have some proper legitimate reason, so somebody coming to my home a shooting me in the head you may seem justified in your head as I may have insulted you, or your religious convictions, religious convictions what hogwash, but should me typing wha I have typed be enough to warrant the death penalty? If so then please refer it to the correct authorities. 

Day 598

Day 598;

so today I managed to win the Goron Race pity that it took me until the third day to win it so I couldn't use the gold in the Sword Shop to make the most powerful sword minus the fierce deity's sword , obviously. I also saw some interesting news about Doctor Who today, which is below.



They did bring it back, it was where it always was, Gallifrey that is, but it was baron, and the brigadier's Cyberman killed Missy, plus Missy's Cybermen had to come from somewhere so I'm thinking that she used the cyber technology that she or he had stole from inside of the void off of the Cybermen, or later on like how and why they can now assimilate a TimeLord into a Cyberman as seen in Series 7 part 2, and she had used it to cannibalise her people, the TimeLords, into her new race of Cybermen. But as Missy has been confirmed for the first two episodes of series 9;  Episode 1 The Magician's Apprentice and Episode 2 The Witch's Familiar. So this could be shot earlier on in her time line and that could give Clara renewed hope of stopping her before she enacts her fiendish plan which could be why clara has a child to Danny Pink in the future, as I'm unsure of the details but that would leave an excellent excuse for Clara to leave the Tardis and be forced to lead an ordinary life with Danny. But before all of that could possibly happen the Doctor will have to break the time lock that is on Gallifrey in order to save the TimeLords from becoming the servants of Missy.

But I have probably got the majority if not all of the above conjecture incorrect, as would it match up with all, probably, of my previous Doctor Who theories.

Day 597

Day 597;

So today I had a few more attempts at the Goron race, I failed at it I crosse the line in third place best, maybe I need my hair cut so it doesn't go into my eyes, any more while I am playing?

So today I had a discussion about Feminism with a female friend of mine. One that basically agreed with me about the mainstream, public, face of feminism; or the poison.

Her stance of feminism is basically humanism, so I asked her about why the term humanism has been thrown to the curb, and she hadn't got an answer for me-but I had got an idea as to why it could be, my idea is that the term huMANism actually has the term Man within it which could be construed as discriminatory against the female members of the cult so they called it feminism which could be interpreted as an attack on the supposed patriarchy which I have actually seen some evidence which states that the opposite is more or less true now.

Day 596

Day 596;

Well today I discovered some thrilling news but my excitement of this news is best put by someone else,



So what happened today was a very good thing as the football team that I support, won, for the second time this season at home, The won the first half 3-0 but then they lost the second half 0-2 so the full time score was 3-3 to the team that I support which temporarily brings them out of the relegation Zone But what makes it stranger is that it was against the top team in they're league. So I am under if they were playing their B team or somthing? But the team that I support played in a 442 formation which could ave been the clincher for this game instead of some of the managers usual flaf which is something like 451, the only difference is that in the 442 you have got 2 strikers (Goal scorers) and only 4 midfielders so it is a more attacking line out and then in the 451 you've got 5 midfielders snd only 1 attacker.

But today I almost choked myself on a piece of potatoes, and Tini now hates me for doing that. As I ruined her dinner.

But today In Majora's Mask I did the Ranch challenge which has you fending off the the Gorman brothers with arrows when they attempt to break the milk that you're trafficking to clock town through they're lands, also mannaged to get the Zora Mask.

Day 595

Day 595;

So today I completed the Snowhead temple in Majora's Mask so spring has now sprung on Goron mountain and I have now got permission to buy the Goron kegs from the Goron chap in clock town bomb shop, for fifty rupees in fact, bargain how much grass do I need to cut to get that amount?

I like the dungeon boss Goht, the battle was time consuming but it was easy enough, but it's a fun boss to beat up,I mean with the flitting between the Goron Mask and no mask to load up your fire arrows and then hit the bulls eye with the flame arrows. and then I went to Romani's Ranch with the Keg that I had just purchased and then I drove those "aliens out of the farm, and I was just about to escort Cremia to clock town when the battery died on on my 3DS, but fortunately I knew that it was about to die when it did as I just got to save the progress before it packed up on me. But did I Mention that I got Epona back before I Started these quests so I could have just skipped these two mini quests, but I decided to do them anyway. As I to a bottle of milk for doing one of them, I think.

Well that's all hunky dory but what have you done in the real world?

I don't know, much, but I've waited for a arty friend of mine to come round today but no-one came around. He says that he was asleep at the time which is believable as I know he works night shifts at the post office.

Day 595

Day 595;

So today It was day numbered 395 and basically nothing big has happened today, at least not for me. As I have been being forgetful, and classic of me, on Majora's Mask because I had forgot to use the Bomb Mask in the game. Now I say that that's classic of me as I can't remember doing it in the same game before, but I wouldn't put it past me, but Im remembering myself doing it in the Ocarina of Time of which Ironically had a less dependancy on time so I could get myself stuck on part of the game for real world days, but in the Majora's Mask  you can only get stuck on an in-game puzzle for maximum of three in game days and then you'll have to work your way back up to it.

You could call me a sadist but I think that Majora's Mask's way is the better of the two.

Why could someone call you a sadist?

As the number two definition on this website is a person that enjoys being cruel, and I enjoy the crueler game the best, I say the crueller gam as if you look at all of the darkness which surrounds you while you are playing it.

By the darkness that surrounds you i'm meaning in game.

Day 594

Day 594;

So today I was still attempting to complete Anju and Kafi's quest on Majora's Mask of which I was disturbed in completion of it today which was partly due to the battery running low on my 3DS.

But today I went to the gym and I was one second out of finishing my 10KM row in 5:30, but what makes it more frustrating is that for the first two minutes I managed to row myself 4KM which was meaning that if i had continued at that rate I'd have managed to get it down to under 5 minutes.  Oh Dam and Blast.

But Tini has been very peeved with me today sue to something I cannot remember doing last night, I can remember doing something that could have annoyed Mich yesterday but Tini? No, I do not recall, but I'll tell you all the real funny thing though Mic was ok with me today.

My perplexity about this morning it came down to the shower I had when I had woken up as I didn't wash my hair with me today as I knew that as soon as I get back from the gym I'd need another shower and I will wash my hair then I thought it saves shampoo, But then Tini flipped at me for not using itand she forced me to use double the amount of shampoo than was necessary. Plus it's not my fault if the socks that I pulled out of the draw today weren't a matching pair well actually it is, but they shouldn't have been in there id they weren't matching, if you want to get all stroppy with me.

Day 593

Day 593;

So today has been another day of disappointment on three counts today, as 1 I didn't manage to fit in any playing of Zelda 2. the football team that I support lost, again 3 Boiled sweets and lies.

So I shall start at 1 today as it is obvious as today sucked as I didn't manage to slip any of playing one of my favourite games into it.

My second reason is another relatively obvious reason, but it's not excitably as you may think. As I am a person that has suffered his fair share of defeats but what made this match worse was the style that it was lost in, as I like to take my metaphorical hat off to an opponent as if to say that was a good game and it'd good to that the better player won, but the team wasn't really any better than the team that I supported at least not for the majority of the game there was one time in the whole game that they had an opportunity to score and they nailed it.

Noe onto the third point as Mich told me that I had to give the sweet to him and wait until I was in the car until I was  allowed my boiled sweet, so I gave him the sweet and I did wait until the car but I asked him for it back before we got back to the car and he said that he had already eaten it, so I search my beg for another boiled sweet, I find one I start to unwrap it and Mich starts getting really aggressive with me and he Starts telling mr that I was eat it when I get home but he even attempted to snatch it from me. So what did I do with it when I reached home... I ate it, and then latter on both Tini and Mich had words with me about eating boiled sweets and how I must never do itI don't think they knew what I had done previously.

And I almost forgot to tell you about something from this morning as it was one of those things that just irritate me as aAllergy and I were each in the kitchen and I could see her bra through her t-shirt and it is just very off-putting as it's one of those things like a kitchen cupboard that is open a bit. things that just aren't right.

Day 592

Day 592;

Now today I completed a bit more on Majora's Mask but I was busy falling at the Anju and Kafei side quest, And I have realised that I'll need the Goron Kegs to get into Romani Ranch, so not just the Goron Mask. So I can then go hero for the cows that the "Aliens" are trying to abduct.

But what has happened on the GM front do I hear you ask? *tumble weed rolls* No well I am about to tell you anyway, as she went home today.

I'm sorry if you were expecting some drama, to go with it but no.

And In a chess game that I'm playing I don't know how he missed the opportunity to get my king into Check Mate within the space of two moves, but he did, it was similar to me telling how to check mate my king down the pub.But online I didn't tell him 

Day 591

Day 591;

So It has been the next day and I have been attempting to collect more of the Masks in Majora's Mask and I collected the Goron Mask, in order to help me complete the Romani Ranch thing.

Moving onto more of the bad news from yesterday, GM  was about to be discharged from the hospital today when she bumped her head, by the term bumped her head I mean as you should know when you sit down and there isn't a chair behind you, so you shock yourself and then if you are unfortunate enough you bump your head on a piece of furniture or a wall, the type that hurts your pride rather than your body.

But today or was it, yesterday? that I had another Idea it was about GM moving into the home that GAK is in as they are each the closest thing that they either have left of a sibling, which could be as they each ]] sister-in-laws of the other one.Well my idea is that we get GM into a home which is like the one that GAK is in then it won't be up to Mich being there if/when it happens again.

Day 590

Day 590;

So on this day be it all goo,d bad and ugly, I managed to complete the Deku princess bombers notebook entry, it got the Mask of Scents, and I went to the Mountain, I will collect up all of the stray pieces of the fairy latter on in my quest.

So I should start with the ugliest news, as my GM appeared to have suffered a mini stroke, which caused Mich who was with her at the time to get properly shaken up, and then Emu got a bit peeved that he choose Allergy to go with him to visit GM in hospital and Emu had to stay with me, Tini and C at home. After all it was her that asked Mich to go with him to visit GM in hospital. Meanwhile I was sitting there  in my head thinking what about me, maybe I wanted to  see her but I decided against putting my offer on the table as what good could I do, for her health by going, That is correct absolutely none.

Next is time for bad, and I'm unsure if I mentioned it but an elderly relative of mine had a mini stoke today, and my country of origin got themselves thrashed comprehensively by the Aussie's.

But in Good news Both go the countries that I have Blood Links to won their six nations matches of Rugby nut the first match of the day was basically a demotion job, well the second half was at least as by the end of the first  half the team that I support were only 10 up  but by the full time the team ran away from the opposition by increasing the lead to 30.

Day 589

Day 589;

So yesterday was the sixth time that two fat ladies  in my titles of these blog articles, the number 88, 

And today i have been playing more on Majora's Mask I have cleared out the swamp dungeon/temple. I am just attempting to chase the Deku Butler to complete that bombers notebook activity. But my blunders still haven't stopped me from making a mountain out of a molehill A bit like in Twilight Princess I spent ages attempting to shoo the cat home,  Ah they were some good times. But they are gone and are never coming back to me. 

Why not?

They aren't going to come back to me as I haven't seen a woking time machine, a machine that can transfer people from one point in history backwards through time and I have yet to see a machine that can teleport someone to the future either.

But when I have caught the butler iI shall then be off to snow-head, by using the bow and arrows to snap the big stalactite  that is above it to shatter it. Oh but before that I nee dot find the other piece of the swamps great fairy,

Day 588

Day 588;

Today I think that The awesome game Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask arrived at my home a day early, now I think that as a box has arrived which says Nintendo on it, but it is dressed to someone else so I cannot open it, well actually I could but it isn't something that I do; even if it is really tempting.

So I have decided to play some of the music from the game to help me contain my excitement,



As I know that I'm going to have to contain my excitement for a while longer, in this circumstances the term a while longer is referring to almost 2 moths, but I have to see if I can sneak myself a little go on it before tonight; I wonder if I could?

I could as it happened my bomber code is 42153, I think it is anyway. I am now content within myself who knew a game could calm a man like me, if I dare call myself a man both here & now.

I can remember playing that game before going to Roller hocker (inline skater hockey) on Fridays, as I used to skate around oblivious to everyone that was trying to check me I'd be in a world of my own. As i would be until the moon falls from the sky and crushes me and my dreams. Ah good times.

Day 587

Day 587;

Ok so have been to the gym today and I had a great idea today also.

But unfortunately I didn't manage to get any of my Legend of Zelda games played today.

But on the plus side I have started to write the Super Heroes of My Overactive Imagination down on some notes.

But didn't you start doing that the other day?

Yes I did, sorry I meant I continued writing down some of my ideas of MOI, there is that better?

Yes much, now what of that great idea.

Ok it was that Allergy should take GM to the gym, as it'll give them something meaningful to do with their time they spend together I mean they could still speak to each other as much as they ever do just on some of the gym equipment, like GM and Allergy could just have a great chat while they're each on the cross trainers, and then Allergy could sit there and listen to GM talk at her grunting at the correct moments which just so happen to coincide with Allergy lifting weights. But just before you say stuff about GM being too fragile to handle the equipment, which is why she needs to get up onto the gym equipment to train herself up to not be such a fragile little thing, and another reason why I was saying that Allergy should be the one to take her is that she is in training to be a nurse, who better to take our 80 year old GM, also part of the inspiration to this was Allergy sating that she missed going to the gym, as she hasn't been to any gym in slightly over 3 years now.

Day 586

Day 586;

First up I would like to... ... apologise as I have forgot what I was about to write to finish that sentence.

What have you done today then?

Well I can't remember much but I know that I okayed a bit more on Skyward Sword and I watched something on YouTube,

Something? What you only watched now thing?

No, but the thing that I watched was called something like "A Chinese Ghost Story" but if I may just state, there wasn't any ghost's in it, it was about sweetie loving demons and the demon hunters. Not much else to say about it.

Day 585

Day 585;

So yesterdays Blogpost was a slight fiasco,

Slight? What planet are you from?

I'am from the same planet as you, Yellow.

Ok, but slight is something like 1 or 2 minutes, not as it happens 10 bloody hours,

Language Yellow. I know it was a bit too late to call it a slight fiasco. But I was understating the enormity of time that I was late,

And you forgot the part about you in the Shadow, not Spirit, Temple yesterday, also.

You understate and you include errors, despicable truly despicable.

Ok, I already know how terrible a type of person I am.

Ha Ha ha, you do make me laugh, Savage.

How, what did I say?

You called yourself a person.

How is that funny?

Your not a person.

Really now then what am I if not a person?

You are a stupid pathetic excuse for a person,

Ok. Moving on, Now today I saw a very worrying answer on Yahoo Answers, it shows that this person doesn't actually read the book that we can all read online if we so dared, the book that is synonymous with her religion the book also known as the Bible,
Her answer read:

I am christian and I am roman catholic.. personally Bible doesn't teach the prophet muhammad is the Antichrist or the beast as the Bible said.

It may not say that Muhamed is the Antichrist but it clearly does state that he was an Antichrist, as am I for that matter.  Just look at book 1 John 2:22 in the New International Version
Who is the liar? It is whoever denies that Jesus is the Christ. Such a person is the antichrist--denying the Father and the Son.
Now I know you probably don't need mr to go into that Biblical passage any further, as its pretty clear, but I will anyway, anyone denying that Jesus is the Christ is an antichrist but what is a christ you maybe wondering, for that I used a search engine and this is what I got;
the title, also treated as a name, given to Jesus.
synonyms: Jesus, Jesus Christ, Our Lord, the Messiah, the Saviour, the Son of God, the Lamb of God, the Good Shepherd, the Redeemer, the Prince of Peace, the Nazarene, the Galilean
Now I have highlighted the part that says The Son of God due to one reason, that reason being that no Muslim can say that Jesus was the Son of God if they were forced to be honest by their believes. As they may picture him to be a prophet but then they'd have to say that his message has been corrupted over the past two Millenia. And then it'll be down to which book you trust more- is it the brutal bible, the cocky Qur'an, another frankly barmy religious text or is it a book on evolution? It's up to you.

Day 584

Day 584;

So yesterday was my day numbered 584.

And I'm sorry I have been 10 hours late in posting this post, I could now say that it won't happen again but I'm unsure if I can make that kind of promise.

So what happened to you yesterday?

Nice of you to enquire Green.

But the answer is not much as we had my GAK around yesterday.

What you mean the one that moved to close by your house?

Yes the only GAK, that I know at least, she's 88.

Boy that's old.

Yes, it sure is.