Day 325

Day 325;

Now today it has been day numbered 325; but it was just, as the 324 days before it, another unimportant day of my life.

And the MEP results are in. Well the majority of the seats for England and Wales. Not Scotland, Northern Ireland or London.

Party	Votes	%	MEPs	change+/-
UK Independence Party	3,980,071	29.22 (+11.96)	22	+10
Conservative	3,292,005	24.17 (-3.63)	16	-5
Labour	3,211,845	23.58 (+8.57)	14	+5
Green	1,048,056	7.69 (-0.62)	2	+1
Liberal Democrat	939,377	6.90 (-6.86)	1	-8
Plaid Cymru	111,864	0.82 (-0.13)	1

But the Northern Irish BBC page on this topic states the following=

"Polls have closed in the European election in Northern Ireland. Counting takes place on Monday 26 May and updates will appear below. Final results will be announced on Monday."

Meanwhile the Scottish BBC page Indicates that some of the votes have been counted but as of yet no seats have been declared.

Party	Votes	%	MEPs	change+/-
Scottish National Party	386,193	28.91(-0.07)	0	0
Labour	346,377	25.93(+5.11)	0	0
Conservative	230,569	17.26 (0.39)	0	0
UK Independence Party	139,687	10.46(+5.23)	0	0
Green	107,805	8.07 (0.77)	0	0
Liberal Democrat	95,076	7.12 (-4.42)	0	0
Britain First	13,551	1.01 (0.00)	0	0
British National Party	10,150	0.76 (-1.70)	0	0
NO2EU	6,388	0.48 (-0.40)	0	0

by the way it looks like MrLeader of the SNP is going to have to eat his own words and how can you eat your one words?

And little old London

Party	Votes	%	MEPs	change+/-
Labour	195,578	33.12(+14.36)	0	0
Conservative	146,197	24.76(-5.37)	0	0
UK Independence Party	103,140	17.47(+6.02)	0	0
Green	57,187	9.68 (-2.25)	0	0
Liberal Democrat	42,235	7.15 (-5.89)	0	0
National Health Action Party	7,641	1.29 (0.00)	0	0
4 Freedoms Party (UK EPP)	6,838	1.16 (0.00)	0	0
An Independence From Europe	6,388	1.08 (0.00)	0	0
Christian Peoples Alliance	6,324	1.07 (-1.75)	0	0
Animal Welfare Party	5,695	0.96 (0.00)	0	0
British National Party	4,290	0.73 (-3.67)	0	0
English Democrats	2,729	0.46 (-0.96)	0	0
Europeans Party	2,634	0.45 (0.00)	0	0
Communities United Party	1,330	0.23 (0.00)	0	0
NO2EU	918	0.16 (-0.78)	0	0
National Liberal Party	861	0.15 (0.00)	0	0
Harmony Party	515	0.09 (0.00)	0	0

Day 324

Day 324;

But so today the elections for our town Councillors were Counted in England, and now we are only waiting on the results for the European Parliament's elections for England to be counted.

 I'm sorry if I confussed Any of my reading audience it was only as I was ç as I stated something like 2 days ago at the bottom of the post.  But I was watching a vitro over the internet the other day, which was about why some of the folk in London voted for Labour in the local council elections. It struck me what a great job Labour was doing in London at convincing Londoners that UK want to stop all immigration and they want t send you all back to the countries that you came from, no matter what, to stop you sponging off our benefits,.but I thought that seemed preposterous,

I as proved correct on this fact by checking what Nigel Farage actually said on those pieces of data. But what I found was quite contradictory to what the people said on that, As what the UKIP political party has actually said is that some the British public wants control of it's borders back into the hands of the british elected officials and not to have them dictated to us by the unaccountable people in brussels and the only direct way to get that to happen is to become an independent country again. So here's a stat for you people on 55 occasions the British government have vowed to stop some new laws from being imposed upon the whole of the EU as they were against the British peoples interests (this is only in the past 18 years) and guess how many times they have actually succeeded in getting the bills not passed by the EU, 0 times so that is 55 failures. So how do you think your proposed reforms for the EU will go in the EU.

Like a ton of bricks.

But UKIP don't want to stop all immigration into this country. they just want to only allow people into Britain if they already have a job avail liable to them, and the thing about benefits is that if you've lived here for 5 years at least not that you could just sit on a plane from anywhere in the EU and as soon as you land you can claim benefits.

Day 323

Day 323;

So today has been another day of my of my life and another thing about today is that it's the day after the MEP's and the members of our local councils election,

But UKIPpers picked up a lot more seats than they were expected to in this first day of getting the results as have the greens, But it wasn't just in the past years Conservative seats that the UKIP ream were picking them up from they also managed to get hold of 10 in Rotherham, and Rotherham is a Labour seat, as labour only managed to stay in control of the council by 1 seat as they got 11, of the 21.

But today I saw this you tube video,



But if you'd like to play a game that I view as fun please click on the below banner, I remember it from Alpha World many years ago. but I just got an email the other day which told me of a new woeld that was starting up so I decided to give it another go.



I hope that anyone that plays it has a very good time in playing it. Then we could perhaps become Allies?

Day 322

Day 322;

As I voted today in the elections for the representative for my region of the UK within the EU, who did I vote for, you may ask but I will not answer.

Wel it was a big list of parties, each with a box next to them and I had to draw an X in one off the boxes.

But I spent some time actually working out who to vote for while I was there as there was so many parties to choose from like the NOTOEU party as well as The Conservatives and the rest of the Usual suspects but still no Savage party; I know that I should really found it and get Allergy to be the focal persona as she can speak and she looks about 100 times better than me; the only minority bad aspect to her is her belly which she has tasked me as her personal trainer to get rid of. But that isn't an actual issue.

She did the Political side test at I side with, Allergy surprised herself as she had got conservative, and I held up a queue of people waiting to cast throe votes at the polling station.But I still wonder how they tally up all of the votes for each constituency as you vote for the party as everyone has one vote for the party that they want representing them and how come there's many different parties representing a certain constituency?like in the south east district it has a conservative followed by a UKIPper, which was a Mr Nigel Farage.

I'm puzzeleed. 

Day 321

Day 321;

So today I have gone to the gym, which was fun and I got told that extreme sports were the best; for me. As I am fearless, apparently, well I'd like to say was I am not fearless as I find peoples affections, if they are towards me a bit frightening, but that could be as it remains an unknown to me. Now if he had said that I don't fear death I'm thinking that would be more accurate, as I know what happens to  me then, by that statement I don't mean definitely but just good enough for me,

What will happen to me when I pop my clogs/keel over and die, I shall be dead I have entered the realm of the non existent I shall only be alive in the minds of the people that I have touched either physically or metaphysically, even if they/you try to forget me.You/they may even be-successful in forgetting me; lackey people. My physical form could probably be scattered over the fields of blity/another country or I could be used as compost or pig/another animal's food, I don't mind what you do to my body once I'm dead, as that's it for me.

My thoughts are random like i was thinking about North Korea and Kim Jong Un, the youngest son of the prior dictator of north Korea and the Grandson of the first, why the youngest son?

But below is a video taken by somme of the people that visited North Korea from what they have shown us it seems like an idilic place to live as long as you don't live in any of the areas that they were told they were not allowed to film; which included some slums, and then obviously all of the stuff that they didn't see which included all of the concentration camps of which I shall go into a little bit latter (after the following).

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Ok, as with every story there is multiple sides to it and I shall go into another one it's still about Kim Jung Un, so that means that it has happened in-between 2011 and now.

But that is the only inside look that I have ever seen into this aspect of North Korean life, But I wonder if I could visit North Korea and then if I was allowed to go I may be able to visit some of the hidden disabled North Koreans, as I am disabled, not to clutter the streets, As if I got to do that maybe I could also bring some people with me like this WheelChairman2 who apparently has no rime for stupidity which should basically mean no time for me. But besides, and he is pretty good in a wheel chair at racing. But then there's also the Boccia team that I was part of who are disabled also and the could go to North Korea as well and then, the five of us could help some Paralympic talent in the North of Korea and then I may be able to tell Kim Jung Un to stop being a dick and quit the military first campaign of his government and get him to put the people first.

Day 320

Day 320;


Oh Elton, I know that you maybe a Rocket Man, but with Mars being a place that as cold as the place that’s according to mythology is warm enough to melt your bones down to molten slag. I somehow do not think so, I know it's red but it's not fire.



Yesterday I know that I went to that little sports gathering for a load of disabled people and me, o'm not saying that I'm not disabled, as I am. It's the bit about portions that I am discussing (it may only be with myself).

Now today I got typed at by nn Emu. the same Emu that hates Nigel Farrage, and she has recently moved into his constancy.

As Emu stated that "James O'Brien is very good in this video". 

Then I typed back to her "As was Nigel they only spoke over the top of each other a small number of times"

I'll explain my comment, they meaning both there was no 1 of them that always waited until the former person  had finished talking. but in the last few minutes of the talk it all got messy with James and Nigel both attempting to push their agendas.

Day 319

Day 319;

Wow how impressive, in the obviously opposite fashion to something that is actually impressive, I have done this thing for 319 days now.

Now today I have had to listen to Allergy complaining.

Complaining? Surely not.

Yes I know as unbelievable as it it.

Just to left the audience know we were being sarcastic, blatantly dishonest with humorous intent my definition lets se what a dictionary says. Cutting language: remarks that mean the opposite of what they seem to say and are intended to mock or deride.

What was she complaining about, this time?

She was complaining about how she never tans, she only burns; so I told her get some suncream on, Suncream is the correct term for your sun screen you Americans.

After the aforementioned happenings Allergy got herself sun burnt, and Mich and myself went out to the Athletics place but this time I only got to throw a Javelin, 3 clubs, 2 shots and 3 grip balls, but I got more than one go on each except the 2 shots, which I only got to have one go on each. 

Day 318

Day 318;

So today has been another day in my life that I can't really remember.

But I can remember one story i saw on youtube it was by the young turks and it was an old story that i heard and saw today, it was about an american Catholic that had left a Catholic school and she had become a Porn Star, but if that wasn't it the story went on to state that she recited a prison sentence, of 45 days, for stripping in public in her old Catholic school.

The people who were making the news were disgusted,

With the length of the sentence as well as the nature of the sentence, as she got booked for public nudity and trespassing on private property?

Hang on a second did you just type that.

*Nod*

How it's either trespassing on private property or public nudity you can't have it both ways, that just doesn't make sense, how can a public building be private property or visa versa.

I have no idea, but it's America.

Ok, that explains it.

But I'd be being negligent if I didn't include at least the original news article also so here goes.

Day 317

Day 317;

Today it has been day 307. and I have got a new highest weight on my Wii U fit, which was probably as I had ate my lunch and I had just sat down in a room to watch the football on the TV, before this happened.

But i have been researching more mythical creatures today, and yesterday for the accurate record. But I state more as what are gods? Mythical creatures, Yes I'm including Yahweh/Allah into that category as well. As they are the usual myths of my discussion.

Ok so what other Beasts have you been learning about today?

Well red I have been learning a bit about Elves, Abaia and an Abath. Along with other Mythical creatures. so I may be abler to write them into a story that I'm planing on attempting to write.

Day 316

Day 316;

Now today was day 316, and I have been learning, as well as thinking.

A society without money and a society without crime, could actually work, as I know that it didn't work out very well the first time, I mean at the dawn of humanity, I mean they were only trying not to get ate by lions and tigers, and then the males had to work out what to do with the little twig in-between their legs which mysteriously went hard every time a female got too close to him, I couldn't even hope to be accurate on a guess as to how the female is feeling. But I am guessing that natural impulses take over the human form, the kind that I never allowed myself to have when I was younger, which is just as well really as what would I have been called if I didn't keep myself functioning within the socially acceptable perimeters of society and not allowing my human nature the time of day, or night.

Probably as I was able to internalise my emotions very well with only the occasional slight outburst of rage, usually while I was being persecuted. either at school or at home fortunately at school I managed to keep it inside of me better; upon the majority of occasions.
I am typing about my rage that i managed to keep the lid on for the most part. As i only managed to get myself into a handful of scuffles within the first school that I went to and the second school it was about the same but then the third school that I went to it was about 3 handfuls of scuffles that I got myself into, sometimes no all the time it was against some bully, except when it was against one of my friends but then we were only playing, I think.

But now my only, i think, "emotion" is frustration I think as I keep getting told by Allergy that I should stop being so emotional every time she pees me off, which is quite frequently, It my only emotion. besides my usual grinning like a lunatic face, and then possibly a more serious face. Please note they are faces that I pull not emotions. Within emotions I would probably say that one is happy and the second is ... possibly confusion. if that is an emotion.

Day 315

Day 315;

So today was day numbered 305, it went like a few of the others as I remembered some things and I have forgot almost everything that I have done, remembered even thought about today.

How hopeless are you?

I have never actually met a scale that measures my level of hope, sorry

But i remembered that I had a dream not last night but the night before I couldn't tell you what it was about but I can remember that I had one,

Day 314

Day 314;

Can anyone remember cassettes tapes?

They were what us old timers used before Compact Disks (CDs), we used to to use them for music like CDs and we used the bigger Video Cassette tapes for larger things like moving pictures, videos of which the up to date version of those things are in fact called Digital Versatile Disks, or your common house hold DVD. 

Ok so what did that actually relate to? 

Nothing, i just felt like typing about some old, dead times.

What you mean like politicians lying?

No that is current events, but I should tell you something about the UKIPPers and the Tories, both of the parties are vying for votes and they have both "Guaranteed" a referendum on Britons membership of the EU, UKIP in order to get us out and then there theTories to keep is in, but then the Lib Dems and lLabour, both don't want us to have a say on the matte, only the green party want to hold a referendum f the 3 left wing parties.

Day 313

Day 313;

So today I have looked at, and had read to me (thanks to the wonders of my iMac), a news article about dating websites which had actually come news that came from a dating website, and the news article said that if you want a relationship on the website it suggested you gave up on religion.

No what it actually said was you had to switch your religious to atheist.

That basically means the same thing.

No it doesn't they turned autism into a religion.

But atheism isn't a religion\

Well you don't need to tell mrs that I  can still parlously remember al of the debates that we watched.

But what else did we do today?

We received that letter from the local Lib Dem MEP, of which you preceded to write a response letter to the letter in question but you still have no  idea how you should get it to the other person.

Now that is true.

Day 312

Day 312;

What have I done today? Well I have watched the bellow youtube video.



Now that was a civil Google Hangout between Thunderf00t and Venomfangx, which is called a renunion.

But also I have done my Wii U fit routine today again, the yoga one, the one that i have done almost every day since I got my]Wii U game.

And I have a whole load of other thoughts which I cannot remember now, pretty much like every day, and I just can't remember doing anything else at all let alone anything interesting.

So what your saying is you are a big/small bundle of useless forgetful rubbish?

Despite rubbish lacks the quantity to be forgetful, basically yes.

Day 311

Day 311;

So today it is day 312 at least by the time that you get to see this.

But today I started off by watching the Polish Eurovision entry again and realising that it wasn't someone washing some clothes it was instead a "Sexy Milkmaid"you look again at my day 310 post, if you haven't already seen the amended version.



The lyrics were:

My Słowianie wiemy jak nasze na nas działa
Lubimy jak poruszasz tym co mama w genach dała
To jest ta gorąca krew, to jest nasz słowiański zew
My Słowianki wiemy jak użyć mowy ciała
Wiemy jak poruszać tym co mama w genach dała
To jest ta słowiańska krew, to jest ta uroda i wdzięk

Mamy to czego nie ma nikt inny
Cenimy ten naturalny kształt
Wódeczka lepsza niż whisky i jiny
Najlepsze u nas cokolwiek byś chciał
Tu na swojskiej śmietanie chowane
Delikatne, rumiane jak chleb
Nie ma lepszych od naszych słowianek
Ten kto widział i próbował ten wie

Chorus:
My Słowianie wiemy jak nasze na nas działa
Lubimy jak poruszasz tym co mama w genach dała
To jest ta gorąca krew, to jest nasz słowiański zew
My Słowianki wiemy jak użyć mowy ciała
Wiemy jak poruszać tym co mama w genach dała
To jest ta słowiańska krew, to jest ta uroda i wdzięk

This special thing we have in our genes
Makes us proud of our natural shapes
On Our lands you have everything you need
So pour the Vodka straight, no need to mix.
Cream and butter taste so good
We will prepare for you delicious food
Our beauty is famous all over the world
You gotta see it for yourself and then You will know

Chorus:
We're Slavic girls, we know how to use our charming beauty
Now shake what your mama gave ya!
Clap your hands to this music
This is our nature, This is our call
This is our hot Slavic blood

Which I have 'translated using the power of google translate to translate it into in English, not American.

We Slavs know how our work for us
We like to move it every mother in the genes gave
This is the hot blood , this is our Slavic call
We Słowianki know how to use body language
We know how to navigate what mom genes gave
This is the Slavic blood, this is the beauty and grace

We have what no one else
We value the natural shape
Vodka better than whiskey and Jiny
Best with us whatever you want
Here on a home- reared cream
Delicate , like bread browned
There are no better than our Słowianki
Anyone who has seen and tried this knows

Chorus :
We Slavs know how our work for us
We like to move it every mother in the genes gave
This is the hot blood , this is our Slavic call
We Słowianki know how to use body language
We know how to navigate what mom genes gave
This is the Slavic blood, this is the beauty and grace

This special thing we have in our genes
Makes us proud of our natural shapes
On Our lands you have everything you need
So pour the vodka straight, no need to mix .
Cream and butter taste so good
We will prepare for you delicious food
Our beauty is famous all over the world
You gotta see it for yourself and then you will know

Chorus :
We're Slavic girls , we know how to use our charming beauty
Now shake what your mama gave ya !
Clap your hands to this music
This is our nature , This is our call
This is our hot Slavic blood

I will say this, the song has got a decent tune/I like the tune.

But today I got some post from the Lib Dems, but what I have to say about it is that they lied as plain as day direct ally in the spiel.

Why what does it say?

Well it says in bold text that the Torries and UKIP risk 4 million jobs and then it goes onto state that UKIP and Torries continue to campaign to get Britain out of the EU, Now that is a bare faced lie, as the Torries have only promised a referendum if they get elected for another term in office not that they'll fight for either side it's up to the indeviidual person what you vote for and they were offering us a choice in our countries membership to the club called the EU, of which we aren't an equal member of it, as they all have the same currency to boot.

But as the Lib Dem/Labour person said on question time last week we have got a whole heap of stuff to be thankful of to the EU.

We could do what Norway does. It would save the government a heck of a lot of money that it is now spending to be ignored. I think the number of times that a british MP has brought up some complaints about the propositions of the EP is something like 55 times and the number of times that it has gone on ass planned is 55 times.

Day 310

Day 310;

Ok so this day was the day of Eurovision. and I know that it might have only been me that thought this but;

I thought that the Russian entry to Eurovision was supposedly a metaphor (it was symbolic) for Ukraine and them breaking apart, conjoined by hair and them breaking apart.

But then the Russians showed some "love" to the breakaway state of the Ukraine, and they allowed it to become part of it.

Ok I don't think that that should be the symbol that the were trying to get at, from that songs performance.But I think it was meant to be interrupted as oat the part when they were conjoined at the hair it was probably when Russia and the surrounding countries were the USSR and it was a song which was meant to stir up feelings for the former USSR states to get them to revolt like the former Ukraine state, which is now part of Russia. As the motherland (Russia) still "loves" them.

Are you sure, it isn't just another terrible Eurovision entry the twins didn't deserve the hate that was getting tossed they're way either.

Ok, now neither of us have said anything about the hatting on them, which is unacceptable. they were probably only singing it as them two had been selected to perform in the Eurovision song contest and they had been given the song and been told how to perform it in order to pick up as many points as possible from the former USSR.

But last up we had the UK which got too serious for this year, as the UK's entry could actually sing.

The bearded woman,of Austria was actually very good year, and she won. So no complaints on who actually won.

But Iceland didn't do as well as Mich had hoped they'd do, but it was the Polish performance that had me scratching my head the most as it had a woman sitting down washing an item of clothing, but  I am sorry I mean the Sexy Milkmaid Rouyine. But the lyrics were in Polish I think so that should mean that I should need to ask my Polish friend, well he's at least a third Polish. 

Day 309

Day 309;

So it's been day numbered 309, and I have been enjoying ancient take on a new songs.



But I have been watching yesterdays/thursday the 8th of may's episode of BBC's Question Time.  On it you can see David Dimbleby handling with the five opposing political parties, was very successful.

The problem of Trust. which is why I don't really fancy voting for Labour. 

Day 308

Day 308;

So today it has been the day that I have numbered 308.

But today Allergy went to me "I don't think I'll vote for UKIP". I never inferred that you should I just stated facts that Allergy sounded like a UKIP voter when she went off on one of those tirades about much better it'd be if all of those Immigrants just went back to their own countries and stopped taking the jobs over here like what they do in Australia, meaning only letting you in if you already have a job over there; how you get a job over there? I don't know but many years ago I knew of someone that went over there to work; well it was actually his daughter that I knew.

But then wasn't there tat other woman that went over there to work, LucyI think her name was?

I currently think so, well it was that place or New-Zeland, that I think that she went to. Allergy wasn't it her Job that you are attempting to get/a children's nurse, as wasn't it either her or Kate that you said that you wanted to emulate in your personal statement, or you just stated them as inspirations for your career choice?

But then you stated something to me that actually annoyed me, as you said that some other girl from your class said that they're racist, now my mind thought back to a news article that I had read online about two of the ex-members of UKIP, oh here it is.  So what that news story is about is 2 members of UKIP who were formally in racist organisations and it was about them getting the boot from the UKIP party.  If that prove it should prove that they aren't a racist party, or at least no more than you, Allergy.

But then she started going on about how she told he was also a liar, and then I stated that all of the other political parties are flu of liars, but wasn't it you Allergy that told me that the elections are quite literally a test to see whose the best liar? But obviously Mich doesn't like them which is as he has been a left awing voter since before you or I were born, and UKIP is a right wing political party. Which means either Labour, the Lib Dems or the Green parties, but wasn't it labour that started Brittsin on this roller coster of a ride down close to bankruptcy with their reckless spending, and it has taken the Coalition years to drag us out this far.

That would have been the Labour party under Tony Blair, that started us off going down the slippery slope to bankruptcy.

Day 307

Day 307;

So today I went to the gym for the first time in a while,

Today in the Gym I had fun on a harness, well what I mean by that is my personal trainer tied me to a weights machine and he goy me to move away from it so I attempted to run away from it and as I got to the end of the rope it decided to pull me back in, well I do not mean as in the actual piece of gym equipment actually thought "now that's far enough time to come back" I mean the weight on the other end went down as I stopped and I got pulled back into mu starting position on my backside, it was actually quite amusing, it seemed like something you'd see on cartoons, you must know the old Tom & Jerry Cartoons, mustn't you?

Doberman/dopermean is not a drug it's a hormone that is created in your brain ,

What is Dope then?

Dope is either Marajuanna or Heroine, by the people that do not do drugs Marajuanna is called dope and then for the people that do Marajuanna, Heroine is called Dope.
Thanks to the urban dictionary for that explanation

and I drunk about 1 mug and a half of cider today straight from the bottle into my m/g without any dilouteing down with lemonade, so I could actually taste how strong it was, 

Day 306

Day 306;

What is the idea of sport? Well in modern times it has many purposes, like earning fame and/or money but why do young people sign up to sporting clubs and shenanigans like that in their thousands Football, Rugby, Cricket, Hockey (field, inline, ice), even the non team oriented clubs like athletics I know that there is some team oriented athletic disciplines like the relay, and I know that all of the athletes in the main competitions\ are playing for their teams, like golfers in the Ryder Cup.

But what is the point of athletics on a personal level? It is to see how quick/strong or even far you can jump and more, and it is basically how far you can push yourself How far you dare to push yourself.

Which is my excuse foe my 2 face plants yesterday I dared myself to go faster and actually run as I dared myself to jump that little bit further that is what I was attempting to do just go all out for my own personal satisfaction , but it still wasn't good enough to climb that step higher in the team competition for the end of the night I didn't even realise that that was what the scores were going to for the end I though they were just to set targets to beat, I didn't know when I'd get a chance to beast my scores anyway but it would just go down in my diary as a great day

But today I went again to London. It was to get the results from the load of scans that I did a couple of weeks ago, I think. On one side of y brain, the side that was drove into fracturing my skull and giving me serious brain damage, it has stopped producing the hormone Dopamine but on the other side it is being produced fine, so I am thinking that I might have to have some additional dopamine in my diet,

Day 305

Day 305;

So it has been day number 305, and my blistered heel has stopped casing havoc, which didn't bother me until i had sat down in the car for a while with my shoes on, it was on the way back when Tini noticed that I was limping, well the car had stopped so we all got out of the car and I had to go to the conveniently placed McDonalds toilets.

I was doing what I should have been doing yesterday/sports-day, but Tini had found a small plaster to stick onto my heel. But with this mental condition I call myself I find it exceedingly difficult to read inyo other peoples emotions on the point of me, I can tell if they're annoyed with me sometimes, and if they are happy with me sometimes. But that's about it, Even the sincerity of complements for me like at yesterdays sports-day as a load of people like Emma, Gowen (I'm still unsure of the name) and Bob (one of the organisers)  as they couldn't have meant it literally as even I know that they were all terrible shots, but they could have meant as a first time effort,, as even the pro team made some mistakes. So I am guessing that I'll be needing a lot of practise until  I get unto they're standards, as I know that my impairments can't be as bad as some of the others that were on my team. I almost broke a world record on the long jump with my face, but I could walk to my old schools long-jump sandpit if I ever wanted to practise it's just approximately a 8 minuet genteel stroll from the home that I live in.

I was wondering,

As you do.

Yes exacta ly as I do, what is almost everyone's problem with nudity?

Ah so you've remembered the conversation you were haveing with Allergy?

Yes but only as side product of this topic. But could I just clarify I don't actually think that everyone has got a problem with nursery as Miilry Cirus demonstrated in one of her video's that she has no problem with getting up infrount of a camera nude but throat some of the responses that she has had that come from the one little snippet of a songs music video and the repercussions that she has faced. Like haven'ng an article on this blog about it.

Ok now that was harsh.

But if you want to know who did have a problem with her lack of apparel?

Allergy?

Yes you got it in one guess. Which is kind of amuseing to me.

Day 304

Day 304;

So it's the day after the sports day and I went to my grandma and grandpa's house today but also with them my 2 uncles and 2 cousins came to visit, the uncles came one of their's spouses, my aunt/the mother of my 2 cousins, and the other ones girl friend.

So while I was there I got given a beaker full of a fascinating drink which was brewed by my grandpa he called it something like Two Cuts Cider Shandy, Tini was specking to my aunt about it and apparently it's a great for getting rid of weeds from the garden if you don't like it.

Bur I have 2 problems with that statement ;

1. Of course it's going to kill off all weeds that it touches it's alcohol.

2. I actually liked it and the 2 cuts that It's supposed to give you I have yet to experience even 1 of them.

Hancock's Two Cut Cider Shandy, is to be release in every good, alcoholic beverage store just about never, which is a shame but an eccentric old man makes it in a shed.

Day 303

Day. 303;

So today I have done my dissableded athletics tournament.

But today I got a goat boccia I was the weak link In the team but we still managed to get to the final and then we lost the final to some people that were actually pros, they had they're own boccia balls and alll, but there's were actual proper boccia balls unlike us who had boccia balls filled with beans, which make it more difficult for us to actually get the weight on then correct, apparently. The three standout players on the team that I was part of weere Emma, Gowen (I think I know it wasn't Gower) and Dan but the 4th player on the team that I was part of was pretty darn good also as he won a couple of games for us, but then it came down to me the player number 5, within one of the first two ends I could have made the score 2 for our team and then in the 4th end of the boccia final even if they picked up 3 shot after we had picked up only 1 shot in each of the first 3 ends. So it as the tire breaker match and the pro team had used all but one of the balls for there team and our ball was still laying shot so with there last ball the professional team snuck a shot right on top, of the target ball, not as in literally on top I mean as in touching the white ball/pin, but i guess that is some of the shenanigans that they pull out of their processional bag of shenanigans.

But some things happened before then.

Ok you mean the fun athletics stuff that I did in the morning?

Yes and the face planting.

Ok, i shall start at the beginning the first event was the 65 M dash before we were to get started we had to warm up by jogging from a line to another line and back/a quick 20 M jog of 10 M either way, which I did fine but then the next time we had to run between the start line and the next line which was 20M away so I decided to run it and I got so far and I stacked it I pretty much just lent forward and fell down.

Where were your arms at this point to cushion the impact?

I have no idea other than attached by my shoulders but other than that I have no idea. Then the ST Johns ambulance people turned unto literally clean my blood off off of me, and just keep me over to one side of the course and by telling me repeatedly that it's the shock?

What was the shock?

I'm unsure I still wanted to finish my warm up,

What about thee blood that was poring out of your face?

I don't know I was only really aware of a small percentage of it, I think. But by the time that the 65M race started. I had been fully patched up by the ST. Johns ambulance woman, well I was born in the ST Johns' hospital in oxford so manny years ago it would have been a n actual circle if i had died in their care.

You're sick.

Thank you, and I hadn't even got on to my Long Jump, which was a probably life time best for me as I ran up to the line and I jumped and I stuck the landing twice each time I was getting closer to the 2M mark as i first got 1.94 (approximately) then I got to 1.97 (approximately) and then on my 3rd and final jump I jumped but the momentum from my jump carried me 2.01M.

Now is it the faceplant? 

Yes it was the time that I did the faceplant now what happened was as I landed my feet bounced up a little way and my face got planed in the sand, fun timed.

Day 302

Day 302;

So today has been day numbered 302,  and I have been forgetful about what has happened to me today.

But i know that I did my Wii Fit workout today and i assisted Mich in completing the Advanced Cycle riding by telling him directions to follow in order to complete it, he ignored me in some of the places and he ended gong wrong and in others he ignored me and it turned out better for him, But the times that we did agree on the way to travel i hope they were the shorter routes to get him up to the flags and then back to the start.

But I have been working on my upper body strength predominately over the past few days, as I have got that disabled sports day coming up soon.

Day 301

Day 301;

Today is suddenly day 301, one day closer to the one year mark in my nnn-oexsistant calendar.

And it's also another day closer until I can take to the polling station and I could vote for my local regions member of european parliament, or who should be my constituencies local MEP.

What are MEP's.

Well MEP stands for Member of European Parliament.

I know that, I did see you write it down but what are they.

Ok well it's they're job to keep their constituents (the people from they're constituency/the people that voted them into office) interests in mind, and act accordingly to those views while dealing with the European Parliament.

Ok.

 So you want some honest politicians.

Yes in reality.

Well isn't that the oxymoron?

Traditionally it has been. but I'm thinking that we have a kind of new breed in pollution in one Mr Nigel Farrage.

Oh him you mean Mr Quack from UKIP/the racist?

No I do not believe that he, or his party are racist they if anything are anti Politically Correct/anti PC, they say everything that each of us are thinning but we dare not or as Allergy says to me,

Except from you she adds in for good measure .

The correct analogy she uses is that there is it's like theres a filter between peoples brains and their vocal processors, which is called PC, and the UKIP people don't seem to have them.

But what about you?

I have it don't worry, I have got the PC virus in me also but I know that it's there and I know that it's a virus, a sickness or even an illness and I know how it got stuck in my mind, through societies influence over an impressional mind. Which I wouldn't have a problem with if the thoughts could actually harmed someone else but they don't, as they can't they're just thoughts, like Gods, but it's the people with those thoughts that you should watch out for.

Day 300

Day 300;

Wow it's Day 300 and it's actually day 30 of a month, So only 65 and a quarter more days of my life for you to ignore well that is until I reach a minimum amount that I set out to do at the beginning or this blog post series.

The ducks came home yesterday, well they were more of ducklings not actual ducks, they were the first two of the (I don't know) litter, batch, eggs to hatch, and the so far (then at least) to hatch. But I actually got to hold them which was cool as there was one of the two Ducklings that Tini keeps calling chicks that kept bullying the other one by pecking at it, But while I was holding them both I thought that I wouldn't be shaving any of that so every time that it pecked at the other one I nudged there beck away from the other one it wasn't the ducklings fault that it had too big of a head and feet, but iI'm thinking that it worked as the little bully Duckling wasn't being a bully to the other one when I last saw them, at least. But I'm thinking that my body heat did the duckling with too big of a head some actual good as when i last saw it it was sitting up which was better than it had done prior to my contact which was when the other Duckling was bullying it, while that happened the Duckling was just laying down.

But that was about yesterday, 

Yeah what about today?

Well today as you both  already know I was in London.

We know know, that you know that we know about what you have done today but we are just working to prompt you towards more interesting topics.

Ok, but me going to hospital to get poked and prodded with needles and injecting me with rat poison may have been interesting the first time it happened but it is no longer interesting.

But you have future news as well.

Well if you would like to cal it that, then I guess I do, but it's not very good news and it could mean nothing what so ever, as it probably does.

Oh just tell us, already.

I have got some confirmation on my entering of this disabled athletics meeting thing. So I shall be doing a lot off work on my arms as the shot put and the javelin are both two of the sports that I'm going to gave a of at while I'm there and Boccia, as well as a whole other load of sporting activities; but the only thing is you have to have a disability to be eligible to compete. So I'm hopping that I can stay in my lane for the 100M dash thing. Or  that could get a bit messy.