Day 6

Day 6

This is my entry of my sixth day, as today was an unusual day.

I was like Druuna Clone for the first part of today, as I rediscovered that I could dream, which was probably as i had been asleep for a long enough time so that I was ready for today, which was as I had a sleep of something 7 hours last night which is a lot of sleep. Another reason why this day was unusual was because I went to the gym. So what’s unusual about that don’t you go to the gym often? Well yes I do go to the gym often but today was the first time since I started writing my online  diary. As has it been the first time, I think since starting this online diary that I have left my home unless when we went to Clapton was during this exercise but I can’t remember when we went to Clapton. Well wasn’t  that one of the reasons why you started this online diary project so you/I could have easy access to what you should remember easily like going to places? Yes, it was but, No excuses. As you of all people should know I hate your pathetic excuses (after all I am Savage.1, in part at least),

As I have found out that going to Clapton was before I started this project, the diary thingy. which I did offer to any(and every)one else as an idea/a concept to get you all started at a blog, vlog [which means video blog for all the 0% of you the internet public that doesn’t already know, which a great number of them can be found on Youtube, my look isn’t really up to Youtube standards even if I could speak, but you could advertise your vlog’s, your blogs or even your Podcasts bellow on any of my Blog posts and then I will review it and post a link to it on a post like this]. If you disagree with me on any of the things that I type please don’t be shy respond and then if you respond to one of my posts I will attempt to answer you and I shall then attempt to contact you again with the response attached. It’s not like I bite, well actually I do but not other people usually and not anyone that I don’t actually know like I have met them face to face,So this day wasn't a usual day for multiple reasons.

Day 5:

Good morning, evening, afternoon or night to my readers whenever you read this blog post and to wherever you read this post from as if it is morning when I post this on the British clocks well the French, Spanish, Germen and basically the rest of mainland Europe are an hour ahead of us and in the US of A aren't you people some hours behind the UK?

Now what has gone on in my life today, not much but the usual, except I watched the second Spider-man film with Maguire as Peter Parker who is, as you all should know, Spider-man. But when I was a little, literally I was vertically challenged, boy I wanted to be Spider-man it was more of about all of the “cool” stuff he got to do like shooting webs out from his wrists, but originally I thought that he had to use a web shooter and web cartilages like within the cartoon which I used to watch on the Television as it was on when I got home from school.  

Sometimes the only hero you need is yourself. You have to stop waiting for hero’s that may never come and you have to become one, yourself to find some. But then as soon as one of your friends has transformed it invalidates the statement, but please take this statement away with you not any of my poorly written explanations what you have to do with this life, as this is the only life that you’re guaranteed to get, so you can’t just sit back on the “back burner” figuratively speaking not literally speaking and it is in my opinion not as a general rule, you have to be your hero/your Batman, Catwoman, Spider-man or Black cat.

Day 4

Day 4:

Its day four, on the Savage.1 blog,

What we’ve been writing on/for this blog for much longer than that.

Ok, its day four of my personalities diary attempt.

Now today nothing much happened to me apart from one of my sisters having a go at me for clicking on s youtube video which was called My Political Views & Asian P0rn, it was a youtube video by RayWilliamJohnson, now I would like to state that I hadn’t actually seen the title before clicking on the link else wise I would have waited until I had gotten out of my sisters way before watching it. Anyway there was I thinking that it couldn’t have been any actual p0rn as what was it doing on youtube’s home page if it was? I later watched the complete video, look bellow, and my suspicions were verified. So I asked my sister what is wrong with p0rn and she just made an ewww noise and she said “no just no ewww” but I would like an actual answer from her. As in my opinion what two consenting adults do is there own business and if they want to put it online as long as it has done no harm to anybody I so not personally see the harm in it.

Yesterday + Savage sporting fix P2

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away- sorry it's the inner insect in me coming out; are beetles even insects?

Working backwards through the above "list" Beetles are insects,

As for the song yesterday, it's a Beatles song you can listen to it by clicking on the triangle below. I personally think that it's a very sobering song.

sobering  present participle of so·ber (Verb)

Verb Make or become sober after drinking alcohol: "that coffee sobered him up.". Make or become more serious, sensible, and solemn.

I think that the song puts me in a more sombre mood, as it reminds me that none of this could be real and the whole of this reality may be a lie and I may even just be a brain in a vat somewhere in the universe whom is plugged into a computer somewhere down loading more data from the computers mainframe and uploading bits of mine as amendments towards the programming of the computer.

Now I'm thinking that that was a good distraction from what this was supposed to be as it was supposed to be the Savage sporting fix Part 2 yesterday as well as my third attempt at writing another diary entry, which was published this morning,

Ok so as I was originally about to say before I accidentally got myself a bit side tracked with the Beatles and the beetles, yesterday was a good day in British sport as Lewis Hamilton is fifth in the F1 drivers championships But then after hgim is Paul Di Resta in ninth position and Jenson Button in tenth position, so that means that means that there is three British drivers within the top ten, the only one of the four British drivers in Formula 1 that isn't in the points is Max Chilton, so lets see what he can do before the end of the Formula 1 season.

But now I have to type about the Tour De France, well in actual fact I could probably skip this but I'm not about to, so i should have typed something more to the lines of  but their is also some excitement for the British in the sporting context of the Tour De France, as Chris Froome managed to retain the yellow jersey, and to this day remains in first place to retrieve the first place award for team Sky, and Britain.

Finally I want to tell you that the Scot, Andy Murray, did well in Wimbledon yesterday, he won, in 3 sets but I only watched it from the second set and I could say that I have never seen a more thrilling 2 sets of tennis. As it was anything but easy for Murray to beat Novac as in third set in the last game Novac managed to cancel out Murray's 3 Championship Points  to bring the game back to deuce but then Novac had Murray serving to stay in the game twice since he had got back into the final set, Murray has made a lot of British tennis fans extremely happy, even if it did give a few of them heart failure in the midst,

The score sheet looked something like this by the end 

15 - 0

30 - 0

40 - 0

40 - 15

40 - 30

40 - 40 Deuce

40 - A

40 - 40 Deuce

40 - A

40 - 40 Deuce

A - 40

Championship to Murray

Congratulations Murray

Day 3;

Day 3:

Of my diary writing adventure, maybe I should tone it down a little as it's not really that exciting.

Ok, here goes; welcome to the fourth day of this diary writing tragedy, no looks too melodramatic and it’s too dishonest.

so how about welcome to day 3 of my diary writing experiment? Honestly it's a bit lame but it'll have to do.

But I am have been thinking, big surprise there you never really stop except while sleeping, what do real people really put in they’re diaries they don’t do what I have attempted to do, they just pick some highlights of the day in, don’t they?

Well here it goes again, < Now that reminds me of the following Whitesnake song

I was a positively delusional child many years ago and I had been free of them for many years but some of them seem to have caught back up to me, what I mean by this is I used to get so far into my mind while I was thinking that I think what I would be seeing with my eyes closed was real and I would get quite distracted, by the world of in my mind like how I got distracted by those two people talking about me looking like two doctors but then I opened my eyes they were gone.

Day 2

Day 2:

Welcome to project diary, day two.

Well this morning or yesterday morning if you’re reading it on the day that this is scheduled to go online. I awoke at a time which was seven something or other, and I got up walked around a bit and then I got back into bed for another two hours of thinking time, which turned into me thinking about how hungry I was,

Then I got out of bed and walked downstairs, the usual way (backwards). I ate my breakfast cereal, and then I went upstairs I had a shower then I got dressed. As I do usually but then I remember that it’s not a usual day it was a Saturday, but today I was alone with 3 females, 2 were my sisters and the third was my mother; as my father was out at Peterborough attempting to sort the mail out as apparently they are on strike in Peterborough so then Royal Mail is pilling out all of the spare parts in order to cover the walk out.

My head has felt weird all day today; I should give you an update about the status of my head tomorrow, which will only be if my head is still on my shoulders, If that happens I shall definitely put some of my disillusions into it tomorrow even if they aren't tomorrows and they were today’s or yesterdays (1 or 2 days ago).

Here it commences; Day 1

First I awoke, but I didn’t get up to do stuff like get changed from my nightwear unto a pair of Jeans and a t-shirt. I waited for a while thinking about a lot of stuff, random stuff most likely. Then Tina opened my bedroom door, so when I heard that noise I rolled over to see who was at my rooms door and it was Tina telling me to get up and eat my breakfast so I did, I got out of my bed and I waked to the top of the stairs, and then I went down them, backwards. When I was at the bottom of the stairs I wandered along to my true destination (the kitchen/dinner),

As I reached the door I opened it and stepped inside, then I walked to the table I sat down on one of the chairs, the chair that I usually sit at and I ate my breakfast. I finished my breakfast. I cleared my bowl and my mug away then I left the room shutting the door behind me I went up stairs and I walked into the shower room were I had a shower, now it was the time to get myself redressed so I did, I put on some boxers (underwear), Jeans and a T-shirt.

Then I “played” with flash, drawing cool (my opinion) things just so I can animate them,

That is just about it for today minus playing a lot of games, and my lunch and dinner,

I hope you come back tomorrow when I should have more interesting data e.g. what are these people that I keep seeing and hearing but If I try  to look away and then jook back they vanish?

It's that time again.

Oh, NOO... it's what time again? 

Well the time when this was posted was 7:00 using British Summer Time (BST), 

Now what I am going to do from today is were the idea comes in, it’s going to be diary I’m going to schedule my diary entry, the one for today, at I think 7:00 tomorrow morning, Then what happens to me on that day the following and so on, well at least until July the 5^th 2014. But no worries if you liked the unstructured nature of this Blog (if anyone actually liked my Blog in the first place)  please don’t hesitate to actually comment on it, to me, so I can at least try to appease the majority of readers.

Good men don't need rules?

100 points for anyone who guessed that this post would be Doctor Who related, and minus 100 points if you either thought that I would just state how absurd the statement is or that I would go on how good I am, which within itself would be absurd and it’d be a lie; as I’m not if I was any of the doctors I’d most likely be the ninth but I wouldn’t have saved Rose Tyler from what she did to the TARDIS, I’d have known that it would have been done to save my life but did I even ask her to? No I told her to do the opposite and then the good Captain, Jack, would have been allowed to die the first time of his death instead of staying alive just to feel the pain of living again if you could call that living.

But back o n the topic do good men need rules? No a truly good man should know what’s acceptable behaviour for all situations, naturally without rules. But what I am meaning is a truly good man but that doesn’t dismiss them actually having rules so you could have any number of rules and still be a good person. Living without rules is actually be very difficult as there has always been those people that want to control societies and how do they do that they impose rules which can be called laws on you may not follow the rules but you still face the consequences when/if you break them.

so for example if I go to an Islamic country and I burn a copy of the Qur’an to keep to keep my friends and I warm for a night if a person that was from that country saw me and they reported it to the authority’s I would probably be called a heretic and I may then even be exsiccated, which is a little excessive if you ask me.

So in summery no ones on the face of this planet is a truly good person/man/human the only truly good people have to be fictions, but I cannot think of any they’re all made with at least one character flaw that is with the exception of Superman if my memory recalls correctly, even that Jesus character was not a truly good person despite being fictional character as in the bible they tried to make his character more believable if you would like to read the passages that has got Jesus that shows how inept Jesus is so much for the son and part of the all knowing god if he curses a fig tree for not being in season when if he was the hand of god on earth he should have brought it into fruition nor cursed it, unless it was it was originally one of those tales that actually explained stuff like as an answer to why figs are all shrivelled up but then they realised how similar to other mythologies that was and ridiculous it is.

Female superhero films

Well isn't it about that time as we have had plenty of male super hero films released in the past like the first super her o film that I can remember watched back in the past it was on one of those big VHS tapes and it was at my friend, James's, house who lived back then across the road from the house that I live in. it was called Batman and Robin, Poison Ivy and her deadly kisses v Robin and his rubber lips and then it is a girl fight to seal her fate with Poison Ivy v Batgirl. But it was up to Batman to stop Dr Freeze plan to transform the  world into a giant snowball.
So why was i thinking about that past time now after all it must be a little greater than 3/4 of my total life time ago it probably was some thing like that as it only came out when I was 5 and I am over 21 years of age now so probably.
But unless I'm mistaken both Marvel and DC have only created one film each with female main characters since I have been alive anyway and the first in was DC that in 2004 made a Catwoman film but then soon after this film was brought out so was Marvels first and so far last female super hero film of Electra.
But I know that their has been a lot of female super hero's within Marvels films like Black Widow (Natasha Romanoff) and Rescue (Pepper Potts) as two of the hero's for in iron man 3, if my information is correct. As well as all of those female characters from the X-men films as in them they have got Rouge and Jean Gray (Phoenix) to name just 2, and then there's that Invisible Woman from the Fantastic Four. Now I do not think that the next Marvel female super hero story is going to be Rescue if nothing else as the majority of her back story should have been in Iron Man 3, but Black Widow looks like a prime suspect to fill in her place but then why not Jean Grey and/ or Rouge?  because  there's a new X-men film out on July 25th called the Wolverine, As Wolverine is one of the X-men. But I don't know i can only hopr that one of the two titans in comic books make the decision to make morre Female super hero's films..

Do good things come in 3's?

This is going to be about some good things that came in three/a trilogy of good things and one three that I do not think is good but others do see it as the best thing that without they couldn't continue they're shameful existence without [I am using the term shameful as they believe that we were all born into sin, so if that isn't you this shouldn't concern you] yes I'm talking about the Trinity, or the Holy Trinity. The Holy Trinity

I have an idea of where to start
1. The Triforce

2. Also on a Legend of Zelda related note the three Goddesses of Hyrule


Din, Nayru and Farore 

3. Iron Man Films 
I litrally mean Iron Man 1, 2 and 3 not that I have seen Iron Man 3 but if the first two films are anything to go by I'm guessing that it will be good.  

4. Spider-man Films 
As in the 3 that stared Tobey Maguire as Spider-man,

5. Dark Knight Films
I literally mean Batman Begins to The Dark Knight lo The Dark Knight Rises even though like with iron Man I haven't yet seen the third one yet.

But what I am wondering is when will Catwoman 2 and 3 be released, or even how about Electra 2 and 3?

I believe that I have displayed enough examples so far If I haven’t please contact me (or you can simply add your comments bellow

So in summary some good things come in threes but also some terrible things, devastating things some things that harm the very thing that it should protect , I am talking about religion here the most harmful idea one that has been left unchallenged for far too long kept afloat by superstition which has been passed down from parent child over the courses of multiple generations one idea that can force good rational people to do great harm to others for "they're own good" that maybe what you said when you killed your baby to get t hem a free pass into heaven, or was that just what you told the jury?

Savage sporting fix (it's a new addition that i have decided to add)

But to my surprise it isn't out of date dispite saying Updated 9 June 2013 20:59 ib the buttom corner of the screen so here'st

FIA Formula 1 Drivers' World Championship

	Driver	Country	Team	Points
1	Sebastian Vettel	Ger	Red Bull	157
2	Fernando Alonso	Spa	Ferrari	123
3	Kimi Raikkonen	Fin	Lotus	116
4	Lewis Hamilton	GB	Mercedes	99
5	Mark Webber	Aus	Red Bull	93
6	Nico Rosberg	Ger	Mercedes	84
7	Felipe Massa	Brz	Ferrari	57
8	Romain Grosjean	Fra	Lotus	41
9	Paul Di Resta	GB	Force India	36
10	Jenson Button	GB	McLaren	33
11	Adrian Sutil	Ger	Force India	23
12	Sergio Perez	Mex	McLaren	16
13	Jean-Eric Vergne	Fra	Toro Rosso	13
14	Daniel Ricciardo	Aus	Toro Rosso	11
15	Nico Hulkenberg	Ger	Sauber	7

What's the name of the most deadly game? +Brain Type

The name of the most deadly game is life, It's the only game that you can never win; you can only end your game after however long you live. But some petty imbeciles that don't want they're lives to end, why? I don't know, you'd have to keep recreating yourself every few days to keep boredom at bay, but I'm unsure if they can fathom an existence without them in it "at the centre" or something similar? But a universe with me at the centre of it no thanks, sounds too boring to be honest.

+Brain Type
As you may know that your brain has at least 2 separate thought processors conscious and subconscious,for processing all of the data that comes to throughout the day, the subconscious part of your brain works atomically solving problems before you realise that they are problems, and this is also the part of your brain that is responsible for dreams. It is also the part of my brain that I believe has been most damaged which is probably why all of my brains processing power has gone to conscious thought and I have to make a conscious effort when I'm listening to anything, as it doesn't seem to sink into my brain as it did so easily all those years ago.

But please don't take my words for it this has just been spewed out of my damaged brain.

7 deadly sins (How dead am I)

Ok well I would just like to state before I get off to this diatribe that I am using a Christian set of guide lines, to what the 7 supposed sins are, for no other reason than I was wondering what christian had against sloths, as i had previously seen an image like this one

And i was thinking what has a sloth ever done to you?

But then I found another website which explained them all about the seven deadly Christian sins which you could find by clicking on the following link.
http://sicb.info/7deadlysins.html

So I'm not about tpo bore you on how dead I am yet at least,
I am only going to state  i think I class as a sloth as I don't even believe that I have a soul.

Matt Smith has announced his departure...

Matt Smith has announced his departure from Doctor Who (as the Doctor), as he is moving on to different things, obviously, different and more boring potentially but I do not know.

Which should be meaning who will replace him? Just in-case you're wondering BBC the answer is no I can not become the Doctor as I can't even speak as much as I'd like to become the next Doctor I very much doubt that I would make a half decent one even as a companion I may say no I'd be a terrible one of them too maybe a companion like K9? Somthing with a remote control steering, I could control one of them never mind my divisibilities.

But I have got an idea who the next Doctor she's ginger and she's mad but she's also a female, which is one thing that Mr Moffat has already discounted but could that be an example of Moffat lying?

How it is possible to know that if there is a god it's not great

Anyway you may have already understood where I got the inspiration from for this post from, as it was in my last post when I explained what Allahu Akbar meant in sufferance to the Islamic faith; but if you understand that Allah meant God in Arabic you may be able to understand how I thought it meant "God you are incompetent" As I thought that Allahu= god you are Akbar= incompetent, as it must be if it was getting those two morons to do his dirty work for it. But alas it means the opposite and therefore proves that god isn't great in the slightest. So if your god was great his greatness should e apparent to everyone not just the individuals within your cult/religion and by shouting "God is the greatest" just after you have killed someone doesn't make it so it just means that you have taken the life of another person it doesn't make you a martyr if you then get killed it makes you an idiot with your head in the clouds, the previous figure of speech (even though unspoken) just used basically means that you should get a better grip on reality.

If anyone doesn't like what I have to say I don't know why don't you pray that I get struck down by lightning ir something else equally as improbable circumstances of death for me, and I shall prove to all that I am still alive i don't know when maybe on the first of next month I know it is only giving your heavenly? father 3 days to prepare and then on the 4th to execute both me and the plan. which it should have known for the billions of years before my birth if it truly was all-knowing but it would be least it could do would be to end only my life and not allow anyone else to die on that day like the Touchwood episode Miracle Day, but everyone lives except for me lets have my death happening as soon as the clocks hit 0:01. be minute past midnight on the first of June GMT and that is the last death that humanity may suffer for at least the following 23 hours and 59 second., Come on God I challenge you, why don't you do it to prove yourself to everyone including me.

Islamic terrorist attack, or just 2 crazy people decapitating another person?

I'm unsure of what constitutes a Terrorist attack but I know that 2 Islamic people (followers of the religion of Islam/peace, to hell as like), the reason why I have put that is one because they were Islamic and two they were shouting Allahu Akbar (or in Arabic: الله أكبر).

which is an Islamic phrase called a Takbir in Arabic, which means "God is greater" or "God is [the] greatest" but I can honestly say that your God is not great if it got you to decapitate that man, it actually shows me how powerless it must be if your God couldn't do it it's self and just prove it's own existence to all of us instead of getting these two obviously mentally deranged people to act out doing crazy stuff, but then that's the problem with these god concepts they all are just ideas written many thousands of years ago and they have had all of that time to get themselves entrenched within human culture just so now if someone picks up a bible or a Quran they can read into it what they personally want to do and just cherry pick out the stuff that they want and they could leave the rest on the shelf.

So how powerless would a god get if he had to get two practically insane to kill one man? Surely if it was an all-powerful entity as your "holy" books indicate why doesn't bit just evacuate the O2 content from within his blood instead of getting some crazed lunatics to do such an act? How weak must your god be if he's only picking the insane to do acts off such barbarity if it was 

the same god that you worship?

All I could say is that for all of my faults I am more worthy of your allegiance than any of the so called Gods, and I most probably won't request it.

As if by magic i have got the definition of what a terrorist attack is for you at the bottom of this page...

Noun

1.

terrorist attack - a surprise attack involving the deliberate use of violence against civilians in the hope of attaining political or religious aims act of terrorism, terrorism, terrorist act - the calculated use of violence (or the threat of violence) against civilians in order to attain goals that are political or religious or ideological in nature; this is done through intimidation or coercion or instilling fear

Should we bring the death penalty back?

What are the peoples of this country so scared of bringing the death penalty back? Is it just for the classic Amelia Pond answer, which is that we have to be better than the murderer? Because that is the only slight knot in my little piece of string, to remind me you could put a knot in a piece of string to remind you, but it doesn't make any sense why do you have to be better than the mass murdering psychopath from outer space? Who killed himself anyway at the end of the episode, as you'd still be better than him by getting him killed as that would only mean that he's dead not all of the hundreds of people that he had killed on his home planet, as he had killed a whole species of Time Lords back on Gallifrey and then all of the native species to it also.

But then we have to also conclude that the Doctor is was already many times worse than the other alien doctor as he had destroyed many more worlds than i could count and then he has destroyed many more species but just because he's the hero and he some how almost manages to revert the universe back to it's default settings before the ending somehow absolves him of all destruction and  loss of life that he has caused but we mustn't forget all of the companions that he has lost/got killed throughout his long and blood soaked life, and we mustn't forget the one that is refusing to die but she should be dead, and this time I'm talking about rose Tyler not Captain Jack as we all should know what happened to him as the face of Boe to save New New York

And what's the point of death if you've got to live it over again?  Now a Christian may say the point of this life is to prepare you for the next as the next life is going to be eternal, which means without end (and without begging I thought, but I guess if it did it'd be a self defeating economy that they've got to face), but how could it possibly be, wouldn't an eternity of anything be a boring as hell even if it was heaven that you were in? I know it may seem all brand new to at the start but how long until that wears off, a day maybe two heck I don't know maybe you've got enough stuff to do that will last you a year, but then what's the point?

But the story that inspired me to write this Was the story about Tia Sharp's father calling for his daughter's murderer to be hung; which I have no problem wit, lets  make an example of him. A statement to the world everyone inside and out side of this country that we, the British public, have no longer got he patience or the money to lock someone up in prison for however long, on the grounds of that being an immoral way of execution but didn't he give up on morality when he decided to murder Tia?

Tia was 12 year old school girl with practically the whole of her life still ahead of her (literally it all minus the first 12) think of all of the now missed chances that she could have had, you could never have known what/who she  could have become she could have been, in the future a Nobel peace prize winning scientist, an emissary for world peace. or maybe she'd have taken on wither her mothers or fathers profession? But you can't know now as Mr Hazel has murdered her.

Click on this link to see the article about Tia.

The name of the Doctor shall finally be revealed

The actual name of the Doctor shall finally be revealed in just under 3 hours from me posting this. The curious part of me wants to find out but their is another part of me that doesn't see how something as simple as a name could be worth so much to the Doctor, why has he hidden it from everyone, within plain sight for so long. and what did they mean by the fall of the eleventh, in the prophecy?

What I meant to say was how could a name mean so much accept to the Carrier Nights, the power of a name. But how can the name make up for all of the mystery that surrounds it? 

SHOCKING NEWS!

Now this news is shocking so please be seated while you reading the following.

I'm thinking that I might be becoming more, now this is the difficult word, mat... mat... mature. I present you this startling development in the game of ,my life as I have just honestly enjoyed drinking a cup of tea, with milk and only one sugar, It may have been slightly cold but I actually enjoyed it. But that isn't all as I watched a documentary on the 150 years that the London underground had been operational, and I just want to state if I live to 150 please kill me.

Ani Mia and the bad picture explained to all that didn;t understand it which should be all 0 of you

If you whant to know who Ani Mia is, she's a cosplayer and you could get to her FaceBook page by clicking on this link and it was posted on April the 12th 2012, so just over a year ago. I found it yesterday.
Disclaimer: Be warned DO NOT read the following if you are on the living side of dead at risk of being scared and tormented for the reminder of your days.

This may be a little Farfetch'd but I was thinking of a film that will Starmie and Staryu.

It starts off innocently enough saying that you’re thinking about a film to star you and I in.

It begins as I peek at you under the covers while you Snorlax then I wake you with my wigglytuff between your jigglypuff, jigglypuff.

it begins as you peak under the covers whilst you are snoring/fast asleep like a Snorlax and then I awake you with your Wigglytuff, which is a long pink thing, between my two Jigglypuff’s, which are smaller pink things, I’m not sure but the wigglytuff could be a penis and the two Jigglypuff’s could be lips?

You're a little Krabby at first because u you feel Drowzee but you start to Lickatongue my Ho-oh until I Squirtle into your Meowth.

You are a little crabby (grumpy) because you feel a little drowse (sleepy/groggy), but when you start to lick with your tongue (how else would you lick anything)  my penis reference this time by the noise that a man might make while he  is is the receiving end of the act of oral intercourse, until I squirt (ejaculate) into your mouth.

It's your first time so you can't help but Koffing out the Muk. You're already Weezing, but we're not done yet because my Cubone is still hard as Onyx.

But as it’s your first time , you can’t stop yourself coughing out the mess, that is my semen but you should try swallowing it as I may have stated previously on this blog that some of the chemicals within semen may actually be beneficial to women. You are already panting which is unsurprising as my penis is blocking your main method of breathing (your mouth), But I’m telling you that we aren’t done yet as my boner (youthmism for erection) is still as hard as an Onyx, which I think was Brock’s who was the pervert of the Pokemon team along side ash and Misty back in the days, when Pokemon was new and mu voice was squeaky,

Then you proceed to Rhydon my Lapras like a Horsie until Abra, Kadabra, Alakazam! I pull out my Weedle just in time to Blastoise all over your Tagela

Then you continue to ride on my penis, like a Horsie AKA. a lot of sucking action, and then as if by magic, hence why the three Pokemon that are also magically named Pokemon as each one of the names suggest by using one of the magic words as names. out comes my penis of it’s now shrunken size and it blasts semen out, onto a tanglea which I am guessing is a towel or some kind of apparatus for clearing the  ejaculated fluid up like a screwed up piece of tissue paper.

Believe in me by Bonnie Tyler lyrics reviewed

Now I want to state that the tune is infectious as I was kept thinking to myself throughout the day that I first heard the ridiculous song, but I shall visualise the lyrics and just criticise them where I think (believe) that they are a bit stupid, which is actually in quite a considerable proportion of the song (basically the whole thing).

You say you don’t believe in signs from up above

What signs are you talking about within this song, and from above what? As there are aircraft that can draw thins out in the sky which can be classed as signs and they are up above us down here on earth.

And you laugh at the thought of putting your faith in stuff like love

No I do not laugh at the thought of putting my faith in stuff like love, I just question people of faith and by the way did you mean god when you stated love as that is a common ploy which is used by Christians as god is love, apparently.
You never see the rainbow, you just curse the rain, you say

No I don’t curse the rain and it’s just there is rarely a rainbow after it has rained, from my personal perspective. And that is before this preposterous statement that I speak.
You wanna believe but it’s just not worth the pain today

What does wanna mean? Ok I remember now its slang talk for want to, you want to believe but why would anyone want to believe in the Christian god unless they haven’t read the Bible. As the god of the bible is unpleasant, jealous, unjust, capricious, cruel should I continue?

 But that’s all fine if that’s how you want it to be

it’s all fine that I don’t want to believe if that is how I want it to be? Personal desires should have no place in the truth of this universe’s creation.
But if you’re feeling alone and afraid and you can’t breathe

What is this feeling of loneliness that you sing of, as I cannot remember the last time that I felt that emotion and the same goes for fear, but I can imagine not being able to breath, it’s a pleasant thought really; me not wasting the O2 that other creatures could use to live.

Believe in me, yeah

Why? do you even want me to believe in you, to do what? Win Eurovision, yeah?

Chorus

Believe in me, yeah
Believe in you, No...

Believe in the way I look at you and stand beside you
How you have never looked at me and you have never stood beside me.

The way I speak the truth, I’d never lie to you
By what standard do you base those two assumptions that you did just state I’d class them as lies therefore you singing you’d never lie to me is fiction almost as much as the bible.

If you’d just believe in the things that your eyes can’t see
What like the majority of colours that are invisible to the eye of a human? but some other animals have eyes that can detect different frequency’s of light?

Believe in me

No, thank you,

You come and you go and there’s never no compromise, that’s why

There is never no compromise, which is a double negative which logically means that there is always some comprise.

The seconds and the minutes of your life go crawling by

I know is it not strange how as a child I experienced the feeling that time was almost standing still and at others time just seemed to zoom directly up on me and over take me; It was extra frustrating when the latter of the two happened to me in examinations.

But that’s all fine if that’s how you want it to be

But here was me obliviously naively thing that we had already gone through this once already.
But if you’re feeling alone and afraid and you can’t breathe

And this.

Chorus

What ya gonna do when your ship is sinking?
Should I take this to mean “what are you going to do”? Well I am guessing that I would most probably drown if I was on a ship and the ship that I was on sunk.

And you’re crying out for help and just the seagulls listening
Do you not listen I can’t cry out to any seagull as I’m mute and my only methods of communicating have probably already gone down with the ship.

In the dark of the night, in the middle of the fight
Wasn’t I just typing and you were just singing abort a ship not a aircraft?

When you’re reaching out for something and there’s nothing

But there’s always something, but you may not be able to comprehend it but it is still there

Chorus