A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 2: 1-25

Genesis 2

New International Version (NIV)

2 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. 2 By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

Are they, really? Well the earth isn’t completed if humans are on it changing it to this day. Unless the text meant that god had finished with it, as he could do no more, so therefore he has no power now? Work, he calls that work if that’s his work I wouldn’t mind taking his job, as it’s simple you only have to think about a new world for it to be created and you could bet that my worlds sciences would be faultless against my religious texts.

Adam and Eve

4 This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord God made the earth and the heavens.

Well we’ve just had the creation of the earth and isn’t it hilarious how people used to believe the most preposterous stuff... what some people still do believe the fore mentioned stuff, someone kill me now please.

5 Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth[a] and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord God had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, 

Hang on a minute I thought that he had created life, plant  life, on the surface of earth earlier in the story just after he said “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” didn’t he? Or are there two separate gods or maybe a two different earths? Anyway if it is the same earth we have arrived at the 3^rd day.

6 but streams[b]came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. 

Ok now he’s doing a little spot of gardening to water the surface of earth the surface of earth that had just been created between two layers of water, which really should be wet enough; never mentioned on any of the 6 days creation.

7 Then the Lord God formed a man[c] from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

But within the previous chapter the text says that he created them, both male and female, at the same time as you’re the almighty god and you can do whatever you want couldn’t he so now it’s the 4^th day?

8 Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 

Now the east will be Asia as that is what is east if you look as the world as it is on the maps, well your hardly going to say that it is in Manchester or America as the early authors of the bible didn’t know that America existed they probably though that if you went far enough east you’d fall off the edge? Also never mentioned in the 6 days of creation,

9 The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

Now the second chapter of genesis wasn’t written by the same author as the first this is obvious as in the first it says “God” did something now God has been elevated to “Our Lord God” Now it could be that in the early days of the church they had many separate editions of this certain chapter and they got them mixed up and muddled up in translation?

10 A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four headwaters. 

A river watering? That’s not what river do they flow collecting the water not giving it back to the land along its route towards a body of water e.g. a sea. This river separated into 4 head waters, what is a headwater? Well it’s a tributary and a tributary is a small stream that flows into a lager river.

11 The name of the first is the Pishon; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin[d]and onyx are also there.) 

Pishon? Halvilah? Where there is gold, what is so good about gold, that was actually known about during the time that the bible was written and they probably thought of it as a “pretty” substance? Onyx is the rock/stone that looks “pretty” seems like they have just taken two “pretty” looking substances and put them in the place which looks like the Norse word Valhalla, the final resting place of warriors that died in combat.

13 The name of the second river is the Gihon; it winds through the entire land of Cush.[e] 14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.

Hang on second you said that there was four headwaters (tributaries) that fed into one river on this earth but now you have stated that there’s four rivers, I know that it’s only semantics that I am really critiquing at this point but this is the bible shouldn’t these tales be the words of a creature that is on a separate level of existence to us that knows how we think he should have at least dictated a flawless account.

15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 

Now god wants “the man”, Adam, to look after the earth that god has just created now two things one what about Lilith and two how is he going to increase in number without a female?

16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 

So he has got all trees in the garden to eat from.

17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

Why did you put that tree in the first place if you know what’s going to happen if you do that as for gods own sanity if you know what’s going to happen if you put a tree and your saying that you could eat from any tree but not that one that is enough to drive anyone insane, and by saying you’ll certainly die how is the man supposed to know what dying and death is if nothing has died yet?

18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

But he has already had one female companion.

19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 

20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found.

What about a dog some say that its man’s best friend?

21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place with flesh. 

Now god is drugging his servant and performing unsolicited surgery.

22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

23 The man said,

“This is now bone of my bones
    and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
    for she was taken out of man.”

The man is naming what the woman is to be called not god, worrying as the man thinks of himself as god.

24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

Why must a man when he leaves his mother and father and become united with his wife how one sided is that statement? It has shown that the bible was one constructed by men to keep women submissive to the male, authority figure.

25 Adam and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.
Why, should they? They have been hand crafted by the almighty in his own image, or so the Bible tells us. Now the thing about this passage from the bible that annoys me most is the assertion that the natural human form is shameful, Which I have several problems with one should be the fact that as we have lost our hair over the millennia’s that we have spent evolving from our primate ancestors into the primates we see today, we have lost the majority of our body hair and just our natural bodies became more suited to the conditions that where around the equator/where we lived those many thousands of years ago but back then all of us would have probably been black as the harshness of the light made it so unlike the drawings of Adam and Eve the first humans probably weren’t white and then as the human virus spread out across the world towards cooler pastures clothing became essential for the winter within those places and just give it 40,000 years or so, and here we are. The 40,000 isn’t an estimate or anything scientific I just picked 40,000 as like that number,

But now I’m thinking a bit more about in gods own image but what is gods image? I could show you a whole load of artists impressions of what whoever is doing the painting thinks him out to be but I am thinking that I should take the bibles words exactly on this topic as it said earlier on in the book that god was a spirit. But then a Roman Catholic friend of mine, but she prefers to think of herself as a plain Catholic without the Roman in front, said to me that it was about his morality and stuff like that I think that I’m remembering what she told me correctly, as I believe that I agreed that that made some form of sense but I don’t think that we were thinking of the same examples, as I was thinking about the Nazis with they’re slogan “Gott Mit Uns” (God With Us) printed on their belts, but I bet she was thinking about her little congregation.

A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 1: 1-31

Genesis 1

New International Version (NIV)

The Beginning

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

What happened to the sun, stars and the entire void of space around us? The beginning of what the universe or just the earth? From a cursory glance I think it means the earth and on one of the days it creates the rest of the universe.

2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

So now the earth is looking like a lump of earth, no that would be a form so what does the earth look like formless and dark over the deep? What is the deep, is it the seas and oceans? Especially as this this spirit of God is over the waters, and before that moment it doesn’t mention any such thing as water even being created.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

Now there is light so has it created the sun now, or what; is it glowing?

4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.

Now the light is good apparently, I would never have guessed from the harm that the light can cause, by that I mean skin cancer and all of the other bad things that can come from the light (but admittedly there is more plus points to light than negative but I wouldn't go as far as the authors of this primitive book and say that light is good).

5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

So now it’s naming the two instances of night and day without saying how the day and night is formed, so from what it has been said the day and a formless world are the only two things that have been created by the God character and the night but I wouldn't actually say that he created that as it was more of a side effect to creating the light and it has only named it.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”

But now it is saying that it has created two waters of which I am guessing are the ocean/seas/rivers/lakes/any other natural body of water and the other is the sky as both of them appear blue (at least during the God ordained daytime) But should I assume that the vault between the two instances of water is called the earth? I shall continue now as it was.

7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 

So now god has stopped talking to its self and is now actually doing some work such a lazy little so and so is this god shouldn’t he have been able to do all of this in the first second.

8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

Now God is saying that it took god one complete day to create sky, seas/oceans, and land what hope does it have in creating the rest of the majestic universe in the following 6 days,

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 

So now it’s talking to its self again whilst it’s talking to its self if I could just do a round up on what it has created so far   it has created:

1.       the heavens

2.       the earth

But so far it’s all formless and from somewhere water has appeared.

3.       light

But he has created Light just without a source it’s starting to sound like a blank piece of paper that the world it’s that blank piece of paper I understand where the flat earth people get it from now

4.       it has now separated the light from the dark

But the way it has been done seems to me like it’s just separated then as if it was just switching a light switch on and off and doesn't put the time into put more detail about the shape or he light source.

5.       Now it has separated the waters from the waters by creating a vault between

I should guess that this is the earth that beneath our feet/the surface of this planet, but the book has yet to mention that we are on a planet or even the sun. But hadn't it already created the earth, I give you point 2 on my check-list

6.       it has now created 3 different earth/grounds

The first was called earth the second was called a vault and finally it was called the ground,

10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

Now God has got a gender and it’s/he’s male but he doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in the box, as he has called the waters seas all of them what about the oceans ans natural underground reservoirs  and all the 

lakes and rivers.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.

Ok now he’s talking to himself again, I'm getting worried

12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 

God is never a self-critic I bet he would do terribly at the Chelsea flower show

13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

So day three already

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 

Ok so he’s now created the stars, I think but he has done it in a way that makes it seems like he has drawn a picture and he has just splashed a bit of paint on the picture in some places for stars in the one day and he managed to place them so far away from this planet that it’d take longer than the biblical account allows for all of the stars in the sky to be viewable by today let alone back when the earth was created.

16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good.

But now he’s creating the sun about time and I am guessing that the second light is the moon which isn't in actual fact a light it’s little more than an asteroid that did get taken into orbit of the Earth due to the stronger gravitational pull of earth and the reason that it shines is that it is reflecting the sunlight from across the other side of earth onto the surface of earth.  You can count on God to give us all an incorrect definition on what something is and then go on about how pleased he is as I wrote earlier he never admits that he may be wrong about something, when in fact he has been incorrect about approximately the complete creation thing so far, 3 days down 4 to go.

19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.  22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 

So now what has god done? He’s created birds and given them one purpose which is to procreate and fill the sky, and just fish sea life but I'm unsure about the fish but it would seem likely that he should create some fish at the same time as what are the birds that are carnivorous  going to eat other than each other. But he hasn't ordered all of the creatures to increase (procreate) so now only the birds are eating the fish and everything else but the fish aren't increasing in number so all the  fish would have died out.

23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

Evening and morning are the two of the concept that from a biblical perspective I'm still having trouble as to how they appear. As isn't your god character just switching off and turning on the light via a switch any more.

24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 

So it’s the sixth day and what does he do, he’s is talking to himself about the creatures that are to populate his little pile of earth between two waters. But he still hasn't given the same idea as he gave to the birds to the birds the idea to increase/procreate.

25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

God has now created wild animals and livestock- weren't livestock wild animals as well until they were captured and bred by humans to create another source of food and clothing?

26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

God is talking to himself as if he was talking to someone else as well, hence our not my, who was the other that he was talking to Satan? No he won’t be talking to him at least until he has created the angels as that is what he was isn't it?

27 So God created mankind in his own image,

in the image of God he created them;

male and female he created them.

So he has created us all in his own image twice once forward and the second time backwards. And he has created us in both of our forms, male and female, so that should be Adam and Eve shouldn't it? No it will be Adam but Eve was created from Adams rib wasn't she... I found her name on a YouTube video it was her name was Lilith and then follow the next link and discover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKztNw5Mbc
But the first of these three statements about him making us all in HIS own image I have thought about this insane notion for a long time and none of the assertions make any sense as we aren't all male incredibly old with white hair on our heads and a white beard I am typing about the pictures of god that could find if you did a google image search for god. the one with the nice beard.

28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

God has blessed them and he has given the same instruction to them as he did to the birds he has given the idea to procreate or alternately he meant increase in size but I don’t think that is what he intended else-wise you’d have obese birds and Adam and Lilith throughout the rest of this chapter.

29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

So generous this god freak is he’s given the earth to everything that that lives on the earth. But hadn't he already given dominion over all things to his ”look a likes” Adam and Lilith, now that is just rude and for forcing every single living creature to eat only fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds, 

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Now you might get a hint from the last verse in this chapter that the God chap may just be a little pleased with his earth that he has created in 6 days a quite considerably quicker than the more natural .alternative and a lot slower than any god with half a brain cell of his own could do it in, let’s all admit it we could imagine a new world in our brains and it’d take less time than the god of the bible/Yahweh has taken to create his earth from the power of thought and it would be a lot more detailed than the one made up by the old folks of biblical origin, but I know that the original authors of the bible were probably about 20 years old.

A Bible study of a Thomas; About the name & index

About the name:

The first part of the name is “A Bible Study” because that is what it is a study of the book that you may have sworn over if you have ever gone to court. The second part is equally as obvious but I choose the second words “of a Thomas” partly as it’s my name (my full name is Thomas Savage but I prefer to refer to myself as Tom) and the other reason is there is a character in the New Testament called Thomas and whom was “disgraced” by Jesus for using his brain and doubting 'Jesus’ supposed resurrection.

Now in this book study it shall be my, no more valid no less valid than the people that sit in pulpits preaching this stuff to you, it is going to be an opinion driven article my probably irrelevant opinion, to you at least. now the only reason I decided to do this was because I to know what was actually in the bible in context, so I though that I would share what I have found, it’s  no definitive  unless you want my personal definitive take on the bible which it shall be when I’ve completed it.

So please do not read on if you’re a diehard Christian apologist (defender of your faith) you may not like what your about to read but if you do chose to read on and you may even wish me some actual harm. But anyone with at least a cursory glance of the first book knows the story of Noah and his ark and the level of incest within this world would be unbearable as you would be sleeping with your sister or cousin in order to get the world populated again. 

I choose the New International Version (NIV) as I thought that it says that it’s international so then no matter what country of the world you come from you may have read some of it, You might get a bit peeved with my almost incessant nit picking of the scripture but ask yourself If you where the author of a book that is supposed to mean everything to everyone for thousands of years in the future aren’t you going to put as much verifiable data as possible into it, you can’t just have faith in the irrationality of human beings to especially as you were all knowing from the start, so if you were even real and not just a monster that was created in humanities infancy?

But you can read the original text of this version by clicking on, or copy and pasting, the following link.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+1&version=NIV

I am going to put an Index directly beneath this paragraph of text so you can get to the latest entry almost as soon as it’s uploaded if you favourite/bookmark this page and you get to onto this webpage then you may as well just subscribe but then you’d have the usual that I am posting as well. Please tell any of your friends, acquaintances or enemies about this webpage if you think they maybe interested in the topic of the bible.

Index:

Genesis 1: 1-31 Friday 30th November 2012

Genesis 2: 1-25 Wednesday 05th December 2012

Genesis 3: 1-24 Monday 10th December 2012

Genesis 4: 1-26 Tuesday 11th December 2012

Genesis 5: 1-32 Monday 17th December 2012 

Genesis 6: 1-22 Tuesday 25th December 2012

If my studies offend you, you can't help yourself to do anything but finding my personal location and you plan on destroying/killing me, as you do, make sure you get the correct person as if you don't then I already have a shoe box in my room that I could use to put you in. After I have finished eating my favourite bits of flesh and muscle off your corpse after I have cooked you, in Tina's oven.

My Parody Song- I wish it could be Halloween every day

This was inspired by a friend of mine that is called Ollie Hagon-Siddle, whose blond hair he dyed green so he asked for an extension to the Halloween period and I had this idea.. Read please;

When the night has closed in upon us
well you Just Might Like To Know you've Put A Great Big grimace On Somebody’s Face You could Jump Onto Your Bed even Cover Up Your Head Lock Your Doors as you Know That Dark Grim ‘Reaper Is On The Way
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
of The Neighbours Homes in the Dark
then the smell  of sweets are gonna fill your nostrils
now The Ghastly mitts  Appear
and They've Crept Up On you
so you could stay in the light
till The ghosts Simply go on Their Way
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
well I Think he’ll Know (He Might Know)
that he's Put A Grimace On Somebody's Face
so If witches Bring Their booms (witches Bring Their booms)
along The path Way(Along The path Way)
I’ll Take your life On The road In Tonight
then your ghost May Decide To Stay
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween

(Chorus)

when Your Knocking on The Doors

(Chorus)

when The Grim reaper Brings his ghouls (Reaper Brings The Ghouls)

(Chorus)

ok you lot

(Backing people)

Why don’t you give your life this Halloween?

Do I know anyone that is a good comic book artist?

I am asking this as I'm thinking that I'm going to need someone that is a good comic book artist as I am writing a comic book at the moment, yes you did read that correct I am writing a book which is made up from pictures except from the speech bubbles/thought squares and the other bit's of text.

I am fitting it like a script, but it do it's not a script as a script, if it was a script I probably wouldn't put as much detail in about the background and I might put a bit into on how the words are said, plus with scripts you generally have to deal with multiple people, which looks to me like a lot more effort than us having one person tell what I'm after from a scene/picture.

So is anyone brave enough to audition for this job? 

But I know that I have advertised this a job but here's the catch I'm not expecting to get a return on this project so please don't expect to get paid for doing this it is more of a project for show-off s and what I am looking to show off is someone's awesome drawing skills and a limited spectrum of my imagination, only as broad as ranging from psychopathic to bland with a little bit of interesting in-between.

It's a thought box ["By bland I literally mean as I enjoy a good long game of chess,"]

So who wants to give it a go? Now the audition will comprise of me telling you to draw something and then if you'd draw it good enough you get the job unless I get more than one entry and then I'll have the potentially hard task of picking out a best one.

But I'll have more information on the subject when I actually make the post that shall have all the an actual application form for this position on it.

So please may you comment on this blog article and I shall get back to you with the information the drawing assessment/the of thing that I want you to draw, so please comment below.

I doesn't matter if you are only decent at drawing pictures free hand or on a computer but you should have a method of getting it onto a computer if it's by scanning or taking a digital photograph

Bring Back Robot Wars

Now, honestly, what the UK nah the word needs now, is just a bit more of those mechanical mutants, called Robots to wage unwieldy war against each other once more like they have done so excellently some few times before, and it'll rid us of the recession because many people will be buying more things to do build Robots and the show has/had even more fans henceforth merchandise bring even more money into circulation, see it makes perfect sense, plus it could bring an end to the senseless killing of human life.

I know that a show that has a word that is basically violence within its title- Robots; no I'm kidding Wars- how could that be an envoy for world peace? It could be as a substitution for the bloody business of war so then we wouldn't need to hear about the 1 American soldier that has been shot dead by a rouge member of the Iraq border force. I mean that if you had robots fighting no one need die in pointless conflicts as the war on terror has become (I'm not saying there was any point to it in the first place either I'm just supposing that there must have been more to it than a counter terror terror attack).

Hoe to bring about world peace with that television show?
Relatively simply in actual fact as you just have to run a television program about these robotic warriors within every country around the globe each having their own competition so then the UK, USA, China, Russia, France, Poland, Germany, Kenya, Ethiopia, South Africa. Peru, Mexico and the rest of the globe each have their own leagues from about March to July then take August off back on the TV for the complete world championships with the top say 2 teams from each country competing for the world title from September to January leaving February free.

This plan might get the global economy going again as the global demand for parts some may decided to build it out of scrap metal like from the bonnet of a car others may decide to build their robots out of brand new sheets of ... Metal, Polycarbonate or any other material. Any weapon minus projectiles as they may endanger the audience..

How the broadcasting networks would be able to gather the funds too keep broadcasting it is simple at the start of every league the competitors have to pay a modest fee and then the people that are running it lease out stall space for sellers of new parts/motors batteries for the robots/controllers even have have some food stalls for the viewers and competitors. Then you will need price's for the tickets so that everyone who wants to view for either an adult or a child.

Beyond wonderland

Beyond Wonderland is a comic book series/a series of graphic novels.

But that isn't the most interesting I managed to find  a copy of issue one online and I thought it was good so I decided to share it with you, everyone that may actually decide to break a habit of a lifetime and actually visit my blog? Doesn't seem likely some how.

But as the Doctor has said about humanity that all of us are in fact creatures of hope so this is my attempt to conform with that stereotype, I know but I know I am more of creature of hopelessness as especally within emotional terms, as I never seem to have the correct regions of my brain deployed at the correct time.

And as stared earlier (sorry about the tangent) here it is issue 1 of Beyond Wonderland.

Halloween

So what is everyone doing for Halloween this year? If anything, plus by everyone I mean out of everyone that just so happens to find their way to this shady corner of the internet, does the internet have corners I didn't think it did; then why did state it.

I was watching the first Resident Evil film yesterday and I'm watching the second today.

And I have had a lot of ideas for costumes one of them is and it is Nemesis,

There also is Max, Doctor Ashford, Any Zombie, Lloyd Jefferson Wade, any of the stars agents, one of the umbrella corporations workers, Alice, Jill valentine, Angie Ashford, One off the creatures that were created by injecting the t-virus into living tissue.

Mystique

Where is mystique's genital area? I wouldn't usually ask but I have recently been watching the X-Men films and it occurred tome that the actual mystique in all of her blue glory has nothing down there (in the positions that you'd usually find them, on boring old homo sapiens

I mean look at the below images





How does she pee for starters, or does all of the liquid she has consumed come out of her body other ways, for example overly active swet glands?

Secondly how does she reproduce? Aurally, anally or by some other means entirely like an asexual means of being impregnated for example empathetically?

Islamic Disgrace?

Watch the above clip or just read what I have written below about the content of the video

Such pitiful men yelling what sound like to me nonsense and probably disgracing every Muslim man, women and child that have managed to integrate themselves into modern western society. I know who Allah is for them not personally but their self-righteous smugness told me about their Gods.

My Comment

I kind of already know what all of the nonsense would have been about as one of my Islamic friends from college told me I think what he said was a load of trash about Allah being all powerful when we that If that’s the case my imaginary friend Jeff is standing right behind you with his hands clenched around your nec, but alas he’s not he’s not even a real imaginary friend just like Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah, God, Osiris, Horus, Isis, Hathor, Thor, Odin, Freya, Hela, Zeus, Apollo. Hera, Athena, Shiva, Brahma, Vishnu and even Buddha.

The desecration of a flag is one thing but then justifying your actions by the principles behind the flag and then abusing the right given to you by the flag by attempting to get more followers, is just rude and uncalled for.

Muslims in Texas desecrate the US's flag, now how interesting would that be?

Funeral Plan

So here's my funeral plan

Now (hang on I'm not dead at the moment or am I and this blog is just a product of a computer system, an extremely stupid one at that). OK so assuming that I am a human not just some screwed up computer or computer virus,When I die I would like my physical body to be recycled back into the food chain this could be as food for any number of animals like lions, tigers, crocodiles, sharks or humans, I'm not fussed I won't need my body any more,

Anatomically Incorrect Hearts

Well have you seen those little anatomically incorrect hearts if not you're lucky but I'm afraid your luck is about to run out but don't worry as I shall attempt to rectify that  with an illustration of an anatomically correct heart and a picture of a real heart at the end.


Now that is an over simplified honestly pathetic image of a illustration of heart on to now the really hearty stuff, (did you understand the pun)


Now that looks tasty, bon appetite.

The "last" TimeLord?

Ever since the 9th incarnation of the Doctor (Christopher Eccleston) he has been incorrectly dubbed the last TimeLord, I know that it didn't become apparent until his 10th incarnation (David Tennant), as all rumours of him being the last TimeLord are destroyed as the Master reappears. But then a new TimeLord is created, his, the Doctor's Daughter/life form that was created from a tissue sample from the Doctors hand, Jenny. That wasn't dead by the end of the episode which should be a suprise to the Doctor but it wouldn't be as he didn't oversee the incineration of Jenny by the end of the episode like he did for the Master a few episodes before and then again after the end of the series in the second part of the end of time within the specials series.

But then there's the next Doctor Mr Eleven (Matt Smith). Then there is another new TimeLord, River Song who is the off spring of two time travellers who reproduced whilst the TARDIS was in flight between the time zones.

When I die

I don't cae how you dispose of my body as I won't be needing it anymore I won't be needing anything as I would have deteriated into nothing but memories, of all of you unfortunate enough to have actually met me or those who have eer read my blog.

But only if any of you people reading this remember me, I know that's unlikely.

Then again that in itself is only tempory only the proton, Nneutrons and electrons are the objects that stay the same and they each can join together in different formulations or was it compilations to make the different elements that we all "swim" in every day.

S so when I die I want my body and all components to be fed to Animals ike Lions,Tigers, Wolves, Sharks, Pigs or even Humans.

Failing that I would like to be given a Viking funeral as in put in a wooden boat of some escription and I'd like it to be set on fire and then put out to sea,

What is fear for?

Fear is for the winter, when the snows fall a hundred feet deep. Fear is for the long night, when the sun hides for years, and children are born and live and die all in darkness. That is the time for fear, my little lord, when the White Walkers move through the woods... Thousands of years ago, there came a night that lasted a generation. Kings froze to death in their castles, same as the shepherds in their huts, and women smothered their babies rather than see them starve, and wept, and felt their tears freeze on their cheeks. So is this the sort of story that you like?

Thanks the the Game of Thrones for this excellent quote.

Vidar

Vidar is the Norse God of silence and revenge well I think I got the terminology correct, by saying is, not was,

Well he robably has as much of a claim on that as any god that's on being anything real/little.

Especally seeing the jealous, vengeful, genocidal (should I continue, no best not) nature of the God of Christian mythology

Well the god of Christian mythology has next to no imagination, rapeing a woman, Mary, to bear a child for him, but by rapeing I mean impregnating her before he asked for her permissions or the arduous task if chid birth, he may have already known that she dare not decline, but the least that God could do is personally ask her permission, after all she was just about to/just had married Joseph.

Sorry I gt a bit sidetracked I like writing about mythologies, age of mythology was an awesome game and it's set in the past there is so many religious cult and groups in these modern times for another game at least e.g. Select a religion or lack of belief system, and it would be your job to convert the complete world, you could send out good news envoy's and stuff similar to the felling nations, and so on you could even attack. Them in a variety of different ways, like you could send in the Dawkins mobile.

The monarchy Is getting stressed

The British monarchy is getting stressed that a French magazine has been taking photographs of Kate Middleton while she was half naked.

It was her top half that was naked, not her lower half, as if it'd make a difference.

But honestly I don't see the fuss, probably as I fail to even recognise them as anything but people,

Within the above statement I literally mean that I fail to recognise them, as in give me an identity parade of women ad just say who is Kate Middleton and i'd probably guess it wrong

But the French paparazzi that took the photograph are saying that they did it because she is beautiful.

I am going to have to take your words for it as but I hae one query if that's the case why hasn't the sun taken the opportunity to splash similar photographs on their papers over this side of the channel, after all they did the same to Prince Harry,

Is there something wrong with the way that she looks?

This is my horse joke

Well this is my joke

The Joker: do you knew why the horse walked into the pub?

A persons answer: I didn't know why did the horse walk into the pub?

The Joker: I honestly don't know, but I would have really thought that the horse would have seen it and managed to avoid it.

What is Love?

Well I think I have got it, love is a real no pointer score within tennis. What is love in a more conversional sense? I do not know what some others see in it, so I have decided that it is a real 0 pointer to me as well so that should be it on the subject of love for me.

Paralympic classification

So I have been wondering where what would I be classified under?

If any of you don't know what I am, I am a 20 year old male that can't speak who also has to wear glasses/I'm a little visually impaired. My right are is seriously dodgy/dystonic.

Now that should be enoth information to decide the number rating so what about the event?

Now I know that I am nowhere near quick enough for any of the running events, but I know that I have done long jump and shot put at my schools sports day I won nothing and I was more able bodied back then so then I'm betting that I would be worse now So that is probably all of track & field. So swimming? No I never have been any good at that event. As for rowing and sailing my upper body strength probably isn't good enough for either or the Powerlifting, Judo looks fun and sitting volleyball all look fun but I doubt that I'd b any good at that.

So what do you think that I'd be good at/not too bad at you can see the events by clicking here.

Which.should be a be as I think that I am useless at sports.

But I'm guessing that I'd be a S8 swimmer.

Matthew 21:18-21

Matthew 21:19

As the passage before passage number 19 (18) just literally sets the scene by stating where the main character is as well as that Jesus was hungry it. So where should Jesus go to now? Then he walks a little further along and he finds a fig tree in the way (really I don't think mr Jesus would have found a fig tree in the middle of a path they should be somewhere along the edges) but that being said he walks up to the tree and notices that there isn't any fruit open the tree it is just branches and leaves, Now he gets a bit peeved and he displays his anger in the form of a curse by condemning  the tree to be fruitless forever. Which I have thought a bit too drastic as it may not have been in if this Jesus freak ever existed and then all of the figs au have already been eaten by the citizens of the city. But either way it proves naught.the fig tree could have died thanks to some plant poised or just luck what would be a miracle would be by him saying you have to grow figs constantly for ever then there ŵold sill be proof left of his existence and everyone would have figs to eat in the middle east = no famine just malnutrition.

Matthew 21:21

After 19 (20) states that all of jesus's followers/disciples are amazed and then they question Jesus, and jesus's answer is not satisfactory and it's actually quite armful for the human mind to entertain, in my opinion, as what he says afterwards is that you/me to not be like me/skeptical and just says if you have faith you can do that and more. As he states within the passage that you shouldn't doubt just have faith and it shall be done now that is a harmful mindset to have nought but faith in the invisible presence of a big brother like figure in your heads judging you for things that have been generally accepted within modern times, for example homosexuality which is generally accepted in the majority. The majority of Canada and Brazil. The worst places for accepting homosexuality around the globe that have been monitored by the Wikipedia page that you can get to by clicking on the following link.

Click here to see a diagram of the social attitudes towards homosexuality it's on Wikipedia 

My Musings 1- 31/05/11- completed

I have just remembered to put on the second half to this diatribe

If you'd like to read the first half click here.

So here it is

With carrying on our personal genetic lineage and if that is impossible (for any reason like your infertile ext.) it can be displayed in alternate ways like caring for the sick, but this isn't every one some are so self centred creatures; pretty much like me. But their is others that are willing to invest such a considerable amount of time into the honestly pathetic species that we, homo-sapiens, are,

So I guess for all of those people that aren't like me a good just God is something that they'd welcome with open arms, pity all we have got here and now are “petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.” to quote Richard Dawkins on his statement about the god of the Old testament which I think is basically the God of the Torah and therefore both of the “TOP”, Top only in the amount of gullible people believe them, two major religions, Christianity and Islam worship this honestly horrific imaginary creature. As Christianity has a worryingly massive 33.32% and Islam have an almost equally worryingly high percentage at 21.01% according to one website, this website,

Basic Binary

Well I was thinking out some stuff that I think is "cool" and I thought that binary was cool.

1/0 is a singular bit in binary

Basically what I am telling you here is the total of the bits if it is on (1) with the correct number of 0's behind after it.

e.g. 11=2 bits, as a 1 would be 10101 would equal 5 bits(16+4+1=21)

1=1 bit
2=2 bits
4=3 bits
8=4 bits
16=5 bits
32=6 bits
64=7 bits

I have only done up to 64 for now but I will continue maybe

1=1
10=2 11=3
100=4 101=5 110=6 111=7
1000=8 1001=9 1010=10 1011=11 1100=12 1101=13 1110=14 1111=15
10000=16 10001=17 10010=18 10011=19 10100=20 10101=21 10110=22 10111=23 11000=24 11001=25 11010=26 11011=27 11111=28 11101=29 11110=30 11111=31
100000=32 100001=33 100010=34 100011=35 100100=36 100101=37 100110=38 100111=39 101000=40 101001=41 101010=42 101011=43 101100=44 101101=45 101110=46 101111=47 110000=48 110001=49 110010=50 110011=51 110100=52 110101=53 110110=54 110111=55 111000=56 111001=57 111010=58 111011=59 111100=60 111101=61 111110=62 111111=63
1000000=64

Wow that was spectacular

I have just been struck dumb, no I was already speechless, so what should it be "I was sitting down in awe"? (more correct but has less of a ring to it) in whilest watching the Paralympics opening ceremony after hearing Stephen Hawking and his amazing words for opening the para Olyimpics, well I'll give you this he didn't actually create the words he was using but he choose the order and he selected them and he got his machine to speak them or him so in that method the words were his. How awesome was the para Olyimpics opening ceremony in comparison to the able bodied Olyimpics opening ceremony  it was much better in my opinion. Now I can't wait until they get all of the Para Olyimpics events underway.

God, the American disgrace

Chapter 0: Introduction 

The main reason of me typing this is because I want to have my say, which is impossible as i can't speak so I would like to have my writing add available so that potentially anyone could read it, on what I, probably shouldn't. As under any other circumstances I wouldn't care what is happening way over there west in the USA as I have never been over the proverbial pond, which is in fact an ocean not a pond; the North Atlantic Ocean.

  I shall probably never go the USA unless I am extradited over there for crimes against God & Country, which I wouldn't understand as there is no god and that would be me getting charged for something which is actually anti American constitution the very first amendment in actual fact where it says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." so if you hear but America is a Christian nation, founded on Christian values, please may you tell them to stop BSing themselves, they are giving off quite a bad aroma. The anti American scum. Then the majority of people that use that insult towards the Americans are in-fact proud Americans so proud of that insult they almost wear it as if it is a badge of honour.

So that I have called my next E Book "God, the American disgrace" I may transform it into an actual book as well adding extra content in the process but that will only be feasible if I get enough interest within this copy of the book. 

How many churches

Now I have been on a holiday, my families holiday (well in actual fact it's more of a family +1 holiday the +1 is my elder sisters boyfriend) but this holiday is weird for another reason. The other reason was is that we have gone to a sea side, the GB sea side Weymouth; I know it's in England which isn't strange the majority of my family holidays have been in England, or within the UK as I have been to Scotland a few times and I think Wales about once, and I think that I went to Ireland once but that must be something so close to 20 years that I can't even remember but I dought that would have part of the UK as it was probably southern Ireland and the next other country that I have been to is France a couple of times. Well the supriseing thing about this holiday comes in the fact that this time we're in Dorset there's no mountainous areas around these parts where's the fun in that?

The reason why I have named this post so many Churches is because I have realised that all of the streets towns and cities of England have been pollute with the same scourge, (and yes I am useing the word scourge in the correct context) That has polluted every part of the world that it has reached and no one must forget about the CoE a corruption which has got itself into the main stream media oh so long ago.

How many churches in the town that I live in there is at least 5 but the numbers of chores there are in other places throughout the relatively small amount of this country that I have seenis truly staggering, if in America has any places the same size as my home town I wonder how many Christian churches there would have to be in that town?

My search for answers could you please Define:Love

So I have been looking at some art, today. There was the following quotation beside of it "Love is just a word until somebody comes along and gives it meaning" by Paul Coelho, to this you may say so are all the other words that describe anything, but that is the nature of a word. A word is a word spoken, a spoken word are the noise's that you make/articulate with your voice box which are used as a tool of communication, or written, written communication is stuff that have been written down for someone, I.E. you; to read like this blog has got plenty of stuff for you to read; yes for you, everybody that can and would like to read, to read. If you'd like to see the picture that the quote is assigned to you can see it here

But actually on topic now what I would like is your personal definition of what Love is so that I can make my mind up on the topic because I am confused again as once upon a time I thought love was the human definition of attraction between a male and a female, but you could guess that I was wrong, but then I thought that it was a little bit more general as in love was the definition of the attraction between two living creatures living creatures but that went out of the proverbial window a long time ago, probably as a result of the preposterous allegations of the nature of love, and then I thought love was the feeling the definition of the attraction that two or more creatures can feel for anything which is governed by a feeling of pleasure within themselves, which can be as a result of hormones and pheromones playing havoc within oneself.

But none of those definitions seem to be globally acceptable so that is why I ask you, everyone that reads this diatribe, please define love.

Clones

Cloning a human/very intresting stuff

Scientific stuff

What have I done on Science?

Evolution

I was loooking for something more on Evolution

More on Evolution

My basic explanation of bang theory Part 1

My basic explanation of bang theory Part 2

Some things about Chemistry and the chemistry of romance

A bit on Chemistry

Well I'm unsure if all of you have heard of the band My Chemical Romance, I should think so as they were labelled as an Emo band and some years ago so called Emo bands were cool weren't they? I haven't got the slightest clue what an Emo band is within the context of My Chemical Romance; I know what an Emo is supposed to be (they are supposed to be suicidal people, aren’t they), but I find they're music uplifting not depressive.

I was thinking about the name in relation to my science week or my previous 7 days of the stuff and I have just been thinking as I have covered a bit on biology and and I started a bit on physics and just I thought what could I do on chemistry and but I figured the awesome band, My Chemical Romance, <.p> So you could just say what about that band, apart from the scientific name in the middle anyway what about the name is not scientific? Would be my counter question.

As what about romance isn’t due to chemicals like hormones and pheromones and biochemical reactions.

I found a website which can explain it better than me:

“Physical attraction is the result of the body's reaction to each other's pheromones and hormones.” I quote the prior text from this web space .

Which I shall paraphrase the rest of the text.

testosterone is produced by the female if she sees, smells, hears or practically any other sense, and pheromones are playing a .very important role in this stage.

A feeling of lust is an actual chemical charge from inside of a body. As are the feelings of being romantic or being romanced or the feelings that you get in some relationships.

My basic explanation of the bang theory part 2

Ok so where was in my basic explanation of the bang theory,

I remember now I was just informing you people about all of the elements and how they formed. I was about to inform you of how the stars are thought to have been formed.

The stars are made out of Hydrogen, Helium, Oxygen, Carbon, Neon and Nitrogen atoms.

Now so when a star is created you’ve got all of the mentioned above particles joining up and once they have collided and gathered enough energy to become a star, they burst into stars. But of the stars probably are the only natural places in the universe where the quarks get “built” into the basic chemical elements, but then you can transfer the quark between items by doing a thing as simple as switching a light switch as from only my basic, truly elementary, understanding of physics as in electrons are relatively abundant in which are negatively charged with the electrical charge passing throughout the atoms within the electrons, which are attached. <\p>

Now that should be it for the stars which were logically created before the planets not as how the majority of Christians and biblical realists, by the way by biblical realists I mean all of the people that think what happened in the bible was real. But yes I know they’re really difficult to understand but that’s why I am attempting to understand the mind set up of one that is very nice. Yes she told me that it could have been the big bang that created god (she was going to ask her priest yesterday), But then I used facey book’s personal message system to tell her of the blatant contradictions she’s Roman Catholic as my Irish Grandma is/was, the Romans were very interesting in accordance to their faiths, but I shall write about them at some other time.

Then after the stars had been formed planets were created within the outer areas of stars, so then henceforth the rocks each less than half the size of the sun at its birth but as the sun uses more of its finite number of particles they can create some more within its self but as its fuel which keeps it running winds down to next to nothing and where does all of the energy that it created by the stars end up? well the majority of it is wasted as light and heat energy which guessing I shouldn’t call it wasted energy as it is highly incremental to our being here today on earth. The heat as it would be almost as cold as in outer space and the light else wise it’d be like living in complete darkness and you wouldn’t be able to see anything the human race would be like a mole in the vision respect.

More Sciency stuff

Now this isn't about My basic explanation of the bang theory but instead it's going to be me hosting an interesting episode of the Sci Show It's about parasites that live inside of the Homosapien orgasm,

My basic explanation of the bang theory part 1

The big bang theory as far as I can tell was caused from the natural process of time which eroded over the first sub atomic particles to exist which were a series of up of protons, neutrons and elections; actually I think that they may have been smaller than that are called quarks.

But then all of the sub atomic particles were super condensed “down” to a small size at the centre of the universe and then every atom of your personal body was separated, everything that is of physical form now and ever was meaning that you could be eating some atoms which was a part of the space station at one point, as there are only a finite number of atoms within this universe.

“For the time being at least, at least until something can re-create the perfect conditions for the big bang but couldn’t that that destroy us all?”

Well I don’t know if creating another big bang inside of the known universe would destroy it or just create a new universe inside of it, but I know that I shall have to find out.

The sub atomic particles were just “standing” around if they could stand around which they couldn’t do as they don’t have any legs, they’re just some inert particles at this time, before the time concept which has been established which is due to the earth rotating when I haven’t even gotten around to explaining all the stars yet.

But when the subatomic particle moved around they brushed against each other generating friction and then bang all of the sub atomic particles gained enough energy, which forced them to expand and to join up in to atomic structures like Fe 26/ 55.845. if you’d like to find out more about the atomic structure of Iron Periodic table element Fe 26/55.845 click here.

More evolutioon

So I just wanted to put up this on my blog it's a bit more about evolution, but it's just here before I go a onto my physics understanding in the (the big bang theory).

I was looking for some more Evolution stuff

Well I was looking for some Evolution stuff on YouTube and I found this video about the misconceptions some of us human beings have had on the subject, are having about evolution and I hadn't mentioned most of it in my last post, about evolution, so here goes, now send in the Crocoducks.

More lunacy from over the pond

By the pond I mean the Atlantic, yes it's America that I am on about.
It's about the senator of North Carolina's wife; who is a female Homosapien, I think?

"Anti-Gay Marriage Bill Created ‘To Protect Caucasian Race’ Says Senator’s Wife"

But I don't understand her logic how on earth or in fact any other planet in the universe will homosexuality effect your superiority complex over every other single colour of people on the planet?
Now your sounding a little bit like I'm sure Adolf Hitler did during the war.
Oh no it can't be happening again, can it?
Ok it's not no partner of a senator "can" have enough influence over who to go to war with next, can they?
Unless they work out a way of fertilising the sperm with another sperm or an egg with another egg, which the both of them are very unlikely to happen ever, verging over the line of impossible, as from my biology lessons you need two gametes one from a male, the sperm, and one from the female, the egg, and each one of them has 23 Chromosomes in each and both fuse/join together inside of the woman and they form a foetus and then approximately 9 months later you both get a child.
But then you've got In Vetro Fertilisation (IVF) but you still need female and male gametes.

My short explanation of evolution

The beginins of life as far as I understand

1^well as far as I understand it every biological life form started off as a singular cell. Now each of these singular cells are organisms, but if the conditions on the planet’s surface are correct as it was on earth all those thousands of millions of years ago, 4540 million years ago. Then all of the cells involved do a process called mitosis which is the nucleus (the genetic material which is inside of an cell) of a cell replicating; now what usually happens now is another process called cytokinesis/the splitting of cytoplasm (which is the property that surround and protects the nucleus) like how your skull protects your brain but it is less solid. But that is basically the origins of life

“But then how did we get so complex?”

2^Anyway what Darwin explains is that with every cell that “lives” it is going to make to make more replicas of itself now we all should know that practically nothings perfect, no not even a god concept is perfect it is always as flawed as its creator or creators, in some ways it may seem perfect and to some people but you just need to take an objective/impartial stance on the object of your fantasies then take another look at your fantasy and you’ll see that it’s as flawed it is, as the rest of us stuck here on this plane, for the time being at least.

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3^Anyway back to your question where does all of this complicity come from, well it comes from the random mutations within the cell structure and then only the best survive, like a garden where only the brightest flowers attract the insects to come and pollinate them, else wise you’d get weeds which pollenate a different way and that is called natural selection e.g. the dinosaurs were the inhabitants of this planet before homo-sapiens came into existence, anyway while we may not exactly know what wiped them out but he human race has built up a theory, a scientific theory of what could have happened to them, which is that a meteorite collided with the earth which hit the atmosphere with such force that the sun was obscured and then all vegetation wouldn’t be able to grow and then all of the herbivores would be extinct as the vegetation has gone prior, then the carnivores would die out as where has the food source gone? Which only leaves the omnivores which would have die out along with they’re food sources, leaving the seas the seas as the only part to harvest life.

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4^Then human evolution starts again but then with our ancestors, but I’m not meaning your Grandparents I mean the types of creature that still look like fish but they have grown slight legs, a tiny bit like a seal, but then as we reproduced every cell will have unique genetic data in it at conception and then mitosis and cytosols (check up the page if you have forgotten what these are) the random mutations which happen within genetic code created apes probably over 10 million year time frame give enough time to create apes but evolution is an on-going process so who knows what the homo-sapiens race will look like in the next 10 million years if our decedents are still called that if we don’t become extinct before then, please note I do not believe that we, as a species can survive, very much longer than the end of this century let alone 10 million years.