Monday 26 September 2011

Building a religion out of Atheism

First please watch this youtube video about this subject:





What Criss says is if you really want to make it an actual religion we need:
A very old book
A male prophet
Male disciples (preferably)
Pray
Eternal damnation/reward

Well seeing as both of us don’t fully understand how this is possible and Atheism is more as a kind of anti religion, so lets just follow your guidelines but lets just transfer them to the opposite/anti as Atheism is really the anti-religion. Now I have cleared that up how about having a new book that is revised as soon as a new scientific discovery is discovered e.g. The Oxford Book of Modern Science Writing by Dick Dawkins. As for a male prophet why don’t we say a female prophet say ZOMGitsCriss she has a very down to earth personality, But as for male disciples she has 79129 subscribers on her youtube account that must be more than Jesus had named in his big book of fairy tales (the bible). Now prayer... I’ve got an idea it could be to whoever/what ever you would like to as long as you don’t expect an answer. Finally it’s the case of eternal damnation which is simple if you disagree with the prophet’s teachings and you secretly or not so secretly believed in Christ/another religion as soon as your brain stops working for any length of time your last thoughts could be where is God I tried to be a good Christian but then nothing happens to you, but then finally Curse you, you non existent God for deceiving me even though you never had the opportunity for deceit. But now as a reward of atheism you don’t get all of the feelings of disappointment for the final seconds of your existence.

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