It's an age thing

Well I have decided to protect this website from youths because I had some decidedly dodgy stuff on this website.

Hello Mr spider

I am writing this because I put a hat on soon after I returned from the wretched hair dressers, I hate the hair dressers. They circle round your head with scissors which would be ok if they cut something more interesting than hair.
BUT the hair dresser she cut my fringe so my hair no longer feels ok,
But not the usual one or two CM's trim, why oh why?
Sorry I got distracted, and there you were sitting (can spiders even sit down) no sorry I meant dangling from the peak of my hat,

But any way Mr spider I don’t even know if you are male or female spider [which can be unfortunate if I suddenly discovered that you were a female].

Another chapter of another (unfinished) story that I have wrote

This chapter has an age rating of 18+

(18)

If there was anyone in the same carriage, of the train, they would have heard a loud puffing, panting and the occasional orgasmic scream, from the people inside of the compartment, coming from inside of the central compartment within the carriage which now had one steamed up window. That had been going on for the last 5 or so minutes when an announcement over the in train intercom system said,
“Train arrival in 2 minutes” the two of them were a little startled,
They broke out of each others arms both of them dusted themselves down adjusted there underwear the female and the male did this but the male also did up his flies,
Then 1 minute passed and the train stopped at a platform.
The male and female embraced once more before stepping out of the compartment and they swiftly disembarked from the train.

“Hello Nicky” said a woman to the female as she was going passing through the station,
“Oh hello sis” Nicky said to the woman,
This was as the woman was Nicky’s younger sister, Kayleigh.
“Will?” Kayleigh said inquiringly, in the format which meant where is he?
“Just behind me somewhere” she spoke confidently,
Then he suddenly appeared next to Nicky.
“Hello Kay” he stated casually,
William was a 6 foot male but with longish brown hair and brown eyes, he was Nicky’s boy friend and she was his girl friend, Nicky was shorter than William by approximately 3 inches, but she had her hair cut into a short but her hairs colouring was a dark brown/red hair colour and also had brown eyes. This “Kay” person had long blonde hair with dark green eyes but she was slightly taller than her older sister, Nicky.
“Will,” Kay returned and fastened her eyes upon her sister, “so Nicky did you two had a nice journey?”
Nicky turned toward William smiled broadly and then nodded before saying “yes, it was the best”
“Could you please fill out these forms describing about why you liked it so?” Kayleigh requested, as she handed half a dozen forms to Nicky,
“Ok could I please borrow a pen?” Nicky asked,
“Just go sit down at a desk over there,” Kayleigh stated as she pointed to the desks on the left hand side of the intercontinental train side check in lounge, the ones with the pens stood up on the right hand side corners.

Whilst they were filling out the form Kayleigh got messaged by her superiors within the train tours company, she was wondering what it could be about.
“Kayleigh” a mans voice hollered down the corridor,
“Yes sir” Kayleigh spoke timidity back,
“We’ve been watching you closely this past month,” said another voice.
Kayleigh gulped,
“And we have...” spoke a third voice,
“Collectively” added in the second voice,
“... Decided to make you” said the third again,
Kayleigh was curious, she could hear herself saying “what have you decided to make me? The acting CEO?” in her head.
“Into a train,”
All of the excitement/anticipation rushed out of her face,
“Not literally” the third clarified, “as that would include murder.”
“So what we would like you to do is simple,” said the first.
Kayleigh spoke 3 words, “what is it”.
“Well next door there is a machine that you are required to lay down in,” said the first “The machine will isolate your body from your head and it shall pour a solution of plaster of Paris over your body so then they’ll have a replica of your body to build the main train component around.”
“Do you mean the engine?” Kayleigh chipped in.
“Yes, yes” he admitted sounding stupid,
“But we’d like your pretty little face to be the face of the train,” said the second attempting to flatter Kayleigh “for this we’ll need to take a photograph of your pretty face.”
Kayleigh wondered why they had picked her out loud.
The third man answered you have been our most successful employee since we opened 50 years ago, having sold the most holidays to people in your 5 years of employment so we’d like to commemorate this fact by building a train.”
“Thank you,” Kayleigh stated in bemusement “I would like to accept that proposal.”
“Good good,” spoke the first “you can leave now,”
He added the last bit onto the end as Kayleigh was already at the door just waiting for permission to leave, so she left.

Mean while Nicky and William were discussing filling out the form,
They had completed the form and were waiting until Kayleigh would return so they could give the form back.
William got his Playstation Vita out of his rucksack and started playing a version of GTA on it then Nicky decided to get her Nintendo DS and Nintendogs which she retrieved out of the same rucksack
Suddenly Kayleigh appeared,
“You look excited” Nicky said to Kayleigh,
“Oh do I,” said William “I’m just about to have completed GTA for the 5th time,”
“No not you I mean Kayleigh” Nicky corrected,
“Oh does she now?” William looked up to see an ecstatic Kayleigh, grinning from ear to ear.
“Soon,” spoke Kayleigh, “you will be able to ride on me from this station.”
“What?!” Nicky exclaimed in a questioning manner.
“They are going to make a train which looks like me” replied Kayleigh,
“Ok” said Nicky slightly disturbed at the thought of riding her sister.
“Good bye, Kay,” spoke William “we better be off now; it was good catching up with you.”
“Ok bye, Nicky, William,”
“Bye” said Nicky walking slowly backwards away from Kayleigh,
The two of them turned around a walked away towards the main entrance of the station the door to the station car park was off to the left from the entrance.
But when the two of them reached the entrance they both turned around and looked up as they knew that the directions to the car park was sign posted just above the check in desks which they were walking away from, they looked and saw that they would have to go left so they turned that way and walked.

My idea for a 3DS streetpass event

Well this is an idea for a European 3DS street pass event It shall take place on the 25th of October on the day of the Legend of Zelda 25th Anniversary Symphony.
It shall take place in London around the HMV Hammersmith Apollo,
Click here to find out more click London if you want to order seats
Or you could go Here to Book tickets.
So if you are planning on going to this celebration and you have got a 3DS please bring it along with you.

Savage.1’s wisdom of the year

Time streams, don’t try and swim around in them, as you never know when you will hit a river and be swept out to sea. But there may be a big fish waiting for you at the other end.

Sorry that I haven't been around to bore you

Sorry that been around to post stuff lately, but I have been lost in time, I have been playing OoT 3D recently, it's honestly great I can just sit down and play it for hours. Plus my 3DS holds its battery life really well. OoT is a properly Hardcore game, it encourges an intese gamming style.

1 day?

it should arrive tomorrow, But I was fortunate enough to pre-order it online, @http://www.amazon.co.uk/. And it arrived today;
So I have to say that Din, Nayru and Farore/the three goddesses of Hyrule,
I would like to express my deepest thanks to you,
But if club-nintendo.co.uk Was to come back online some time soon that would be only too gratefully accepted.

I'm a star?

This has just been brought to my attention by a man called Mike, when he said to me that I was a star,
As is with everyone I was deeply disturbed by this sudden revelation.

As I thought that I was a human and mot some ancient and giant gasses body in space.

And just so you know 4 days unil LoZ OOT 3D

Annie H lyrics

But now apart from that great bit of news I have read

But now it’s just another show,
You leave em laughing when you go,
If you care,
Don’t let them know,
Don’t give your self away,

I could tell it’s a songs lyric by the funny little musical notation beside it, at the end. But I couldn’t tell you the song that it’s or its point (no change there then as I fail to understand or be able to tell you who most of the lyrics are by or point of them). So what’s so special about this one? Nothing literally I just felt as this summed up my state of mind as I’ll show you in this dissection:
But now it’s just another show- Yes this whole thing is one big show, the show of life or absence of it in some cases.
You leave em laughing when you go- This line shows that the first line wasn’t about life, but more about feelings and it’s something to do with a persons feeling for another and they are showing.
If you care, Don’t let them know- more proof to my suspicions above.
Don’t give your self away- So this line is another way of saying the above line, and don’t give your self away means don’t let them know, about what? Probably feelings,

Now I would just to ask a question how would you let them know your deep feelings anyway?

6 Days,

6 Days until OoT 3DS is relased,

I shall go to bed super earliy

In aproximatly 5 minutes, and I won't be sble to tell you 7 days until OoT 3DS release.

8 days

Eight days untill OoT 3DS arives,
Yesterday I was sitting in an it class room yesterday and I heard the nose of a fairies and a couple of shouts of "hey",
Strange I thought that sounds like Tatl, Teal or Navi, so I traced the sound back to it's maker, sadly it wasn't a fairy but it was a mobile phone,
So I asked, typed the question on a PC next to the person whose mobile phone it was, but he looked pleased with himself that I said who it was, it was Navi on a mobile phone.

9 Days

9 days remain until the worlds most critically acclaimed game arrives on the 3DS, which is good because it's a legendary game time for it to come to another legendary console. With actual 3D graphics and you don’t have to take my word for it; you can take Oliver Mc’Blain’s (SP) as he has actually seen the game already.

Savage.1’s wisdom of the day

Time streams, don’t try and swim around in them, as you never know when you will hit a river and be swept out to sea. But there may be a big fish waiting for you at the other end.

Time Travel.2

But I mean that if you could travel at 10 times the speed of light toward the sun and you passed around it still travelling at 10 times the speed of light, you would have beaten the light coming from the sun toward the earth back to the sun and then surly you'd have beaten the light from sun back to the earth. What has the sun been used for *hint* sun dials, I mean telling the time.

But if this was ever possible just as an exercise the space craft would land before it has even taken off; and it would be confusing.

Time Travel

This is just a theories post.

Do all of you know the theory that’s states “if an object is moving slower than the speed of light it is moving forward in time (as we all do), but then if it was moving quicker than the speed of light it could then shift you backwards in time,” a simple little bit of logic.
I’m ok with that theory but if you could how would you, logically, get back to your time Zone, I’ve got one idea, It may be a bit theoretical but what about this topic isn’t? the only obvious would be to move extra slow; but that doesn’t work as when I move slowly I don’t skip forward in time.

//Your thoughts are welcome to be entered below

Colour Scheme changes

On my blog I am unsure if you noticed, I'll assume not, that I have changed the colour scheme, from a black to a lighter shade of black, but I have highlighted the text boxes in white; I am still using the same template.
Now this has been done as I was showing my article about My Plans and he informed me that it was too dark, so I decided to lighten it up .

My plan for the earth, take note

I am hoping for a the common cold to mutate into one of it's more deadly forms and then as soon as every body is at their homes supper volcanoes erupt blocking out sun light on a global scale, and then the moon which has been knocked out of its by a load of asteroids, so that’d be the moon and the asteroids come hurtling towards this planet
Savage.1

Hurry up world END!!

Why doesn’t the sun just implode? Sucking all of the planets within its solar system into its centre, and crushing every Atom, in its honestly futile attempt to keep itself stable.

Why oh Why?

Why oh why is my world shaped, so randomly it's real when it's not?