Who??

Who is the leader of the Church of England?
Is it the queen or the Arch bishop of Canterbury?
Because I have always taught that it was the Queen (British Monarch) because it was called the Church of England, but then some idiot named Emma said it was the Arch bishop of Canterbury despite the inconstancies between the holy texts of most, if not all, religions. Or is it "God" who is the leader of the CoE?
Who is "God", who is “Satan”, who is “Jesus”, who is “Gandhi”, who is “the Queen”, who is “Arch bishop of Canterbury”, who is "right", Who is "wrong", who am “I" and who are “you”?
Can anyone answer those questions for me, please?

So what have you done this week?

Well so far this week I have sat in a room for 5 hours doing two exams it was just me, a computer and 3 exams people. Now I have no problem sitting in a room alone with a computer as my only company, seems like an ordinary weekend to me- but 3 people, now that's a little excessive, if I do state so myself.

But it's not as if I was going to cheat anyway, how are you supposed to cheat an english functional skills paper, I don't know? They'd know I didn't cheat by how badly I did anyway.

EPIC FAIL

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