A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 6: 1-22

Genesis 6

New International Version (NIV)

Wickedness in the World

Now this book is telling me about the wickedness in the world which world may I ask and which term of the word wicked do you mean? As there is a term that means Cool, Groovy and stuff.... What do you mean nobody uses the word groovy any more. I have just there.

6 When human beings began to increase in number on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of humans were beautiful, and they married any of them they chose. 3 Then the Lord said, “My Spirit will not contend with[a] humans forever, for they are mortal[b]; their days will be a hundred and twenty years.”

So now all the sons that are born are to become the sons of god and all of the daughters that are born are born to become the property of these sons of god? Now that is a horrific concept. and I can’t believe that any women would even consider to become part of it is to be married to one of these men? So let me get this strait every women is beautiful, I’d agree with that generally, now the next bit gets a little confusing “and they married any of them they chose” about which section of the humans is he talking about when he says they choose But I’m thinking that he is indicating to his “sons” that they may marry any of the women that they chose this god chap isn’t too keen on equal rights now is he? Or has Yahweh grown another load of sons? Either way they’re going to die in a moment as here comes the flood. And he’s put a limit or requirement on the number years that people can live to/have to live to well I’m sorry to be a audience to you (hang on a second you liar tom you’re not sorry at all) but my grandfather the one that’s the atheist, yes the one that married a trainee Nun well he has told me his plans to live forever more. And the other one that was the church warden slightly north of here he died but he didn’t make it to 120 years.

4 The Nephilim were on the earth in those days—and also afterward—when the sons of God went to the daughters of humans and had children by them. They were the heroes of old, men of renown.

So the Nephilim ia the offspring of all of sons of god and daughters of man they were the heroes of old and the men of renown so does that mean Hercules, Horus, Moses? Don’t be absurd this is the Jewish god apparently two of them have been created by other gods, which don’t exist according to this book and the third apparently wrotr this book.

5 The Lord saw how great the wickedness of the human race had become on the earth, and that every inclination of the thoughts of the human heart was only evil all the time. 6 The Lord regretted that he had made human beings on the earth, and his heart was deeply troubled. 7 So the Lord said, “I will wipe from the face of the earth the human race I have created—and with them the animals, the birds and the creatures that move along the ground—for I regret that I have made them.” 8 But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord.

Ok now I am going to bit repetitive again in stating how an all knowledgeable airy fairy entity it has a couple of gaps in his knowledge as if he did foresee this then he could have created preventive measures if he truly was an all loving/good entity. Now the lord is regretting stuff how can that be possible if he knew that he’d think that in the future why the hell did he dare that? Summery point 1 this god hasn’t created hell yet, as I don’t think that he creates the hell that we all should know after being with it by numerous people. We have to wait for the New Testament until god creates hell, I think. God is planning genocide of the earth but you’re regretting again how is that possible again? Unless you knew from the beginning this fact and god has no powers, as god has no free will. So within the world and everything happens due to the scientific laws with no help from a god and in summery god is the missing piece of a puzzle that never existed,

Noah and the Flood

9 This is the account of Noah and his family.

Noah was a righteous man, blameless among the people of his time, and he walked faithfully with God. 10 Noah had three sons: Shem, Ham and Japheth.

Yes I remember this he had then when he over 500 years old, gees that’s old to be having children, and god says what about him? He is blameless? As is the majority of the creatures that you are about to massacre out of some screwed up sense of divine justice, even though it was your fault from the start, as you made human beings so stupid that they could be outsmarted by a snake, that looked more like a lizard then a snake from the biblical story, as it had legs that god cut off, as it says in chapter 3 verse 14.

11 Now the earth was corrupt in God’s sight and was full of violence. 

But god was the one that started all of this hate up in the first place, as in genesis 3 verse 15 he sated ‘15 And I will put enmity
    between you and the woman,
    and between your offspring[a] and hers;
he will crush[b] your head,
    and you will strike his heel.” Now what does enmity mean again? Enmity means a hatred/to be actively opposed towards the other creature and you may note that god actually instructs the both of them how to act to one another, but it may just be my personal opinion but I don’t like the whole crushing of a reptiles head malarkey.

12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 

All of the people had corrupted their ways? Their ways, what ways are they? If god hadn’t created human beings as such a stupid unknowledgeable entity, then god wouldn’t have a church.

13 So God said to Noah, “I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth.

Now god is just telling Noah his plan to destroy all of his creations that have picked up a bit too much of knowledge from you, Mr G man/Yahweh/Jehovah?

14 So make yourself an ark of cypress[c] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 

Now god wants a boat, couldn’t god just create a boat, for Noah? Isn’t he some all-powerful creator of everything, no blood sweat or tears within the creation of it and if he did that then we could potentially still have the boat here today as proof of it’s existence and it wouldn’t have to be made of wood I don’t know it could habe been made out of a new element like Godanium (I just made that element up) or instead out of Gold.

15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be three hundred cubits long, fifty cubits wide and thirty cubits high.[d]

as this Book instructs it should be 300 cubits long what is a Cubit? well in Hebrew there is 2 meanings to the word  cubit there is one short and a second long, the short is 44.5cm and the long is 51.8cm so I shall take the longer for both of these measurements are 300*51.8=15540cm which in turn makes 155.4m by 50*51.8=2590 which in turn makes 25.9 m and 30*51.8=1554 which in turn makes 15.54m apparently the average height of a giraffe is between 487.68m – 609.6cm which the highest average equals 11.76834 cubits.

16 Make a roof for it, leaving below the roof an opening one cubit[e] high all around.[f] Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks. 

So god has ordered Noah to put a door in the boat and Noah has to make 3 decks for it 3 decks so he could have designed it so the three decks each take up a third of the height so 10 cubits per deck but that is discounting the top deck the but what good would a top deck be for any of the animals if it is about to rain the top deck would get flooded and they’d have to cut some of the height off of the bottom deck unless the boat had a flat base.

17 I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish.

And now he is about to flood the land which is beneath the sky, destroying all life that is alive is to die, why couldn’t he just kill all humans except Noah and his decedents, it’d be a lot more humane that way instead of whipping out all life on the earth turning it into a baron wasteland?

18 But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons’ wives with you. 

Covenant a word that means agreement so that Noah is to enter the ark with his three sons and then all of their wives I don’t know how many wives they each had but as it’s the Christian book of lunacy and the song the animals went into the ark 2 by 2 horror horror I shall just say one wife per son and yet more incest I am betting to get up to the 7 billion, or in British that should be 7 milliards that we have on the planet today.

19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. 20 Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. 

Ok well where are all of these animals going to sleep as you couldn’t have any of them on the top deck for reasons of flooding and you’ve got to keep all of them alive so that means no two of the big cat species are allowed in the same area as of fights and no predators are allowed next to a prey, so where does that leave lion, off the boat?

21 You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them.”

Every kind of food like chicken, pork, deer, pigeons, goats, cows, cod, salmon, carrots, tomatoes, potatoes, grass? Well that means fish is all that that the predatory animals are going to have to eat for at least the whole of this voyage.

22 Noah did everything just as God commanded him.

So he’s a slave, he’s a slave of god now? Free will my third leg (and yes I mean the short stumpy thing in-between my legs/penis) and just as loads of religious people say we have been given free will, and he is just saying that if this incredibly old man hadn’t been made a slave by the god of this book we’d all be dead.

Side note:
There’s a passage in the book of Mormon saying that black people/the American Indians are the decedents of Cain? Well I believe that this chapter of the bible has disproved that as it clearly states that every creature on the earth shall die unless they have descended from Noah or are on Noah's ark.