A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 3: 1-24

Genesis3

New International Version (NIV)

The Fall

By this title I think it means Adam and Eve’s fall from paradise not the autumn (the season before winter)

3 Now the serpent was more crafty than any of the wild animals the Lord God had made. He said to the woman, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

But if god created it with all of that craftiness inside of him but he didn’t tell either of the humans what to look out for as he knew that all of this was inevitable if he didn’t intervene so if he really did love us he should have stopped them by not having a giant tree with the forbidden fruit on it in the first place and I am also confused about why they haven’t got any children yet either as didn’t god say at the beginning that he wanted them to “be fruitful and increase in number fill the earth and sub...” Genesis 1: 28, but if he loves us so much why does he make a snake, yes I’m typing about those little worm like things have more common sense than the first human woman I’d feel insulted on her behalf if she was real.

2 The woman said to the serpent, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, 3 but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.’”

So your allowed to eat any tree from inside the garden which is on a flat earth with one river that has four tributaries feeding it but he four tributaries divide the land up into four districts but that doesn’t account for the fifth land mass as you may have the four tributaries but then where is it supposed to go supposed to go when they have all met up at the mouth of the biggest river, but I have had an idea which would only work if you made sea mean river, but that wouldn’t work as he has declared them as two separate entities.

4 “You will not certainly die,” the serpent said to the woman.5 “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened, and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

Well it depends what you mean by certainly die because death is the only thing in this life that is certain, I mean it’s not certain that you’ll even live one day or that you’ll ever be kissed, hit, laugh, cry, fail or succeed but if by certain god meant immediately then I have to say that god is the liar not the snake.

6 When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it. She also gave some to her husband, who was with her, and he ate it. 7 Then the eyes of both of them were opened, and they realized they were naked; so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

So basically both of them have now eaten the fruit and they have realised that they are naked so they have made some rudimentary underwear for themselves Adam was probably wondering why his never regions were probably in a lot of pain by about now with all of that rambling that he has been doing to get around without his privates protected. Eve would be finding similar pains but I am unsure so I’ll ask some female friends. I asked 5 of my female friends on Facebook and one of them has blocked me for asking the question, I’m still waiting for two of them to answer, one answered yes I recon so and then the final one answered erm I don’t think so.

8 Then the man and his wife heard the sound of the Lord God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day, and they hid from the Lord God among the trees of the garden. 9 But the Lord God called to the man, “Where are you?”

God is walking now? So he must have a body as well as a sprit, I know that he supposedly looks like us as we are made in his image or is it the other way around as he was in spirit form when he first created us so maybe that is his natural appearance and he just made himself look like us as that is more acceptable to our primitive minds or maybe, I think this one is the actual one, when these stories where created the man that created this character decided that to make him a more powerful leader he needed the backing of another man that no one could question.

10 He answered, “I heard you in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; so I hid.”

But why isn’t god supposed to be naked as well at this time?

11 And he said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”

By the way god you’re supposedly all-knowing creator of all you should know as you were supposed to be around by them at the time as part of your omnipresence.

12 The man said, “The woman you put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree, and I ate it.”

Pass the blame why don’t you very chivalrous of you, I think not. No honour between thieves I think as proven by this bible passage, or at least no honour between two human beings.

13 Then the Lord God said to the woman, “What is this you have done?”

Ok so god is taking sides now when he already knows what happened or is he really that blind, so much for the omniscience of god.

The woman said, “The serpent deceived me, and I ate.”

Let’s pass the blame, why couldn’t either of you two just have said sorry instead of passing the blame. It just gets exhausting.

14 So the Lord God said to the serpent, “Because you have done this,

“Cursed are you above all livestock
    and all wild animals!
You will crawl on your belly
    and you will eat dust
    all the days of your life.

What so snakes used to walk, on legs but aren’t there still today creatures that look a little like snakes but they walk called crocodiles? But anyway snakes don’t eat the dust they eat many things but not the dust,
 
15 And I will put enmity
    between you and the woman,
    and between your offspring[a] and hers;
he will crush[b] your head,
    and you will strike his heel.”

Enmity a word meaning a hatred being actively opposed towards the other creature or hostile towards it, now that is one passage has just shown me that god was the thing in the bible that initiated hate not the snake, but god

16 To the woman he said,

“I will make your pains in childbearing very severe;
    with painful labor you will give birth to children.
Your desire will be for your husband,
    and he will rule over you.”

Cruel and technically from gods perspective irrelevant, as he created woman to accompany man as a lesser being than man to start with hence why he took a bone out of Adams ribcage instead of creating them at the same time, at least myself and many of the others like myself respect women, they’re rights and as equals to one’s self, if not my betters like all seem to be to me sems a bit harsh for Gods mistakes

17 To Adam he said, “Because you listened to your wife and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you, ‘You must not eat from it,’

“Cursed is the ground because of you;
    through painful toil you will eat food from it
    all the days of your life.

This punishment seems a bit more lenient than his previous punishments as he has cut off the snake legs made all of Eves offspring hate snakes and he has ordered them to kill snakes by gruesome means, smashing the snakes heads in I think that is relatively gruesome, and for Eve that you hadn’t properly prepared for that type of existence, by this I mean leaving out all critical expectations that a normal human being of the 20^th/21^st would be expected to follow, so that being as it is I think that is Adam getting off lightly.
 
18 It will produce thorns and thistles for you,
    and you will eat the plants of the field.
19 By the sweat of your brow
    you will eat your food
until you return to the ground,
    since from it you were taken;
for dust you are
    and to dust you will return.”

Now apparently we came from dust I have heard people say we came from the dirt and from clay before but never dust, except from a YouTube clip that said we all came from star dust which he explains that it means the elements that make up our bodies are created by stars and every so often in a solar flare or such like happens those elements are released into space but our planet has collected enough of these particles to sustain the life forms that we see today while we are living on its surface.

20 Adam[c] named his wife Eve,[d] because she would become the mother of all the living.

Oh how touching Adam thinks of himself as god.

21 The Lord God made garments of skin for Adam and his wife and clothed them. 22 And the Lord God said, “The man has now become like one of us, knowing good and evil. He must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat, and live forever.” 23 So the Lord God banished him from the Garden of Eden to work the ground from which he had been taken. 24 After he drove the man out, he placed on the east side[e] of the Garden of Eden cherubim and a flaming sword flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

Why has he created another tree one to make whoever eats it immortal, so to get to the garden of Eden you have to travel east and when you reach the garden of Eden you have to go east again and eat a fruit from a tree which is guarded by angels and a flaming sword something like that should be hard to miss especially now there are those eyes in the sky, satellites, but still noting is there I think a very old book is lying once more.

A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 2: 1-25

Genesis 2

New International Version (NIV)

2 Thus the heavens and the earth were completed in all their vast array. 2 By the seventh day God had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work. 3 Then God blessed the seventh day and made it holy, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.

Are they, really? Well the earth isn’t completed if humans are on it changing it to this day. Unless the text meant that god had finished with it, as he could do no more, so therefore he has no power now? Work, he calls that work if that’s his work I wouldn’t mind taking his job, as it’s simple you only have to think about a new world for it to be created and you could bet that my worlds sciences would be faultless against my religious texts.

Adam and Eve

4 This is the account of the heavens and the earth when they were created, when the Lord God made the earth and the heavens.

Well we’ve just had the creation of the earth and isn’t it hilarious how people used to believe the most preposterous stuff... what some people still do believe the fore mentioned stuff, someone kill me now please.

5 Now no shrub had yet appeared on the earth[a] and no plant had yet sprung up, for the Lord God had not sent rain on the earth and there was no one to work the ground, 

Hang on a minute I thought that he had created life, plant  life, on the surface of earth earlier in the story just after he said “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” didn’t he? Or are there two separate gods or maybe a two different earths? Anyway if it is the same earth we have arrived at the 3^rd day.

6 but streams[b]came up from the earth and watered the whole surface of the ground. 

Ok now he’s doing a little spot of gardening to water the surface of earth the surface of earth that had just been created between two layers of water, which really should be wet enough; never mentioned on any of the 6 days creation.

7 Then the Lord God formed a man[c] from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.

But within the previous chapter the text says that he created them, both male and female, at the same time as you’re the almighty god and you can do whatever you want couldn’t he so now it’s the 4^th day?

8 Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. 

Now the east will be Asia as that is what is east if you look as the world as it is on the maps, well your hardly going to say that it is in Manchester or America as the early authors of the bible didn’t know that America existed they probably though that if you went far enough east you’d fall off the edge? Also never mentioned in the 6 days of creation,

9 The Lord God made all kinds of trees grow out of the ground—trees that were pleasing to the eye and good for food. In the middle of the garden were the tree of life and the tree of the knowledge of good and evil.

Now the second chapter of genesis wasn’t written by the same author as the first this is obvious as in the first it says “God” did something now God has been elevated to “Our Lord God” Now it could be that in the early days of the church they had many separate editions of this certain chapter and they got them mixed up and muddled up in translation?

10 A river watering the garden flowed from Eden; from there it was separated into four headwaters. 

A river watering? That’s not what river do they flow collecting the water not giving it back to the land along its route towards a body of water e.g. a sea. This river separated into 4 head waters, what is a headwater? Well it’s a tributary and a tributary is a small stream that flows into a lager river.

11 The name of the first is the Pishon; it winds through the entire land of Havilah, where there is gold. 12 (The gold of that land is good; aromatic resin[d]and onyx are also there.) 

Pishon? Halvilah? Where there is gold, what is so good about gold, that was actually known about during the time that the bible was written and they probably thought of it as a “pretty” substance? Onyx is the rock/stone that looks “pretty” seems like they have just taken two “pretty” looking substances and put them in the place which looks like the Norse word Valhalla, the final resting place of warriors that died in combat.

13 The name of the second river is the Gihon; it winds through the entire land of Cush.[e] 14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it runs along the east side of Ashur. And the fourth river is the Euphrates.

Hang on second you said that there was four headwaters (tributaries) that fed into one river on this earth but now you have stated that there’s four rivers, I know that it’s only semantics that I am really critiquing at this point but this is the bible shouldn’t these tales be the words of a creature that is on a separate level of existence to us that knows how we think he should have at least dictated a flawless account.

15 The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it. 

Now god wants “the man”, Adam, to look after the earth that god has just created now two things one what about Lilith and two how is he going to increase in number without a female?

16 And the Lord God commanded the man, “You are free to eat from any tree in the garden; 

So he has got all trees in the garden to eat from.

17 but you must not eat from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, for when you eat from it you will certainly die.”

Why did you put that tree in the first place if you know what’s going to happen if you do that as for gods own sanity if you know what’s going to happen if you put a tree and your saying that you could eat from any tree but not that one that is enough to drive anyone insane, and by saying you’ll certainly die how is the man supposed to know what dying and death is if nothing has died yet?

18 The Lord God said, “It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him.”

But he has already had one female companion.

19 Now the Lord God had formed out of the ground all the wild animals and all the birds in the sky. He brought them to the man to see what he would name them; and whatever the man called each living creature, that was its name. 

20 So the man gave names to all the livestock, the birds in the sky and all the wild animals.

But for Adam[f] no suitable helper was found.

What about a dog some say that its man’s best friend?

21 So the Lord God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man’s ribs[g] and then closed up the place with flesh. 

Now god is drugging his servant and performing unsolicited surgery.

22 Then the Lord God made a woman from the rib[h] he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.

23 The man said,

“This is now bone of my bones
    and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called ‘woman,’
    for she was taken out of man.”

The man is naming what the woman is to be called not god, worrying as the man thinks of himself as god.

24 That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh.

Why must a man when he leaves his mother and father and become united with his wife how one sided is that statement? It has shown that the bible was one constructed by men to keep women submissive to the male, authority figure.

25 Adam and his wife were both naked, and they felt no shame.
Why, should they? They have been hand crafted by the almighty in his own image, or so the Bible tells us. Now the thing about this passage from the bible that annoys me most is the assertion that the natural human form is shameful, Which I have several problems with one should be the fact that as we have lost our hair over the millennia’s that we have spent evolving from our primate ancestors into the primates we see today, we have lost the majority of our body hair and just our natural bodies became more suited to the conditions that where around the equator/where we lived those many thousands of years ago but back then all of us would have probably been black as the harshness of the light made it so unlike the drawings of Adam and Eve the first humans probably weren’t white and then as the human virus spread out across the world towards cooler pastures clothing became essential for the winter within those places and just give it 40,000 years or so, and here we are. The 40,000 isn’t an estimate or anything scientific I just picked 40,000 as like that number,

But now I’m thinking a bit more about in gods own image but what is gods image? I could show you a whole load of artists impressions of what whoever is doing the painting thinks him out to be but I am thinking that I should take the bibles words exactly on this topic as it said earlier on in the book that god was a spirit. But then a Roman Catholic friend of mine, but she prefers to think of herself as a plain Catholic without the Roman in front, said to me that it was about his morality and stuff like that I think that I’m remembering what she told me correctly, as I believe that I agreed that that made some form of sense but I don’t think that we were thinking of the same examples, as I was thinking about the Nazis with they’re slogan “Gott Mit Uns” (God With Us) printed on their belts, but I bet she was thinking about her little congregation.

A Bible study of a Thomas; Genesis 1: 1-31

Genesis 1

New International Version (NIV)

The Beginning

1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

What happened to the sun, stars and the entire void of space around us? The beginning of what the universe or just the earth? From a cursory glance I think it means the earth and on one of the days it creates the rest of the universe.

2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

So now the earth is looking like a lump of earth, no that would be a form so what does the earth look like formless and dark over the deep? What is the deep, is it the seas and oceans? Especially as this this spirit of God is over the waters, and before that moment it doesn’t mention any such thing as water even being created.

3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

Now there is light so has it created the sun now, or what; is it glowing?

4 God saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.

Now the light is good apparently, I would never have guessed from the harm that the light can cause, by that I mean skin cancer and all of the other bad things that can come from the light (but admittedly there is more plus points to light than negative but I wouldn't go as far as the authors of this primitive book and say that light is good).

5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.

So now it’s naming the two instances of night and day without saying how the day and night is formed, so from what it has been said the day and a formless world are the only two things that have been created by the God character and the night but I wouldn't actually say that he created that as it was more of a side effect to creating the light and it has only named it.

6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.”

But now it is saying that it has created two waters of which I am guessing are the ocean/seas/rivers/lakes/any other natural body of water and the other is the sky as both of them appear blue (at least during the God ordained daytime) But should I assume that the vault between the two instances of water is called the earth? I shall continue now as it was.

7 So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it. And it was so. 

So now god has stopped talking to its self and is now actually doing some work such a lazy little so and so is this god shouldn’t he have been able to do all of this in the first second.

8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.

Now God is saying that it took god one complete day to create sky, seas/oceans, and land what hope does it have in creating the rest of the majestic universe in the following 6 days,

9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so. 

So now it’s talking to its self again whilst it’s talking to its self if I could just do a round up on what it has created so far   it has created:

1.       the heavens

2.       the earth

But so far it’s all formless and from somewhere water has appeared.

3.       light

But he has created Light just without a source it’s starting to sound like a blank piece of paper that the world it’s that blank piece of paper I understand where the flat earth people get it from now

4.       it has now separated the light from the dark

But the way it has been done seems to me like it’s just separated then as if it was just switching a light switch on and off and doesn't put the time into put more detail about the shape or he light source.

5.       Now it has separated the waters from the waters by creating a vault between

I should guess that this is the earth that beneath our feet/the surface of this planet, but the book has yet to mention that we are on a planet or even the sun. But hadn't it already created the earth, I give you point 2 on my check-list

6.       it has now created 3 different earth/grounds

The first was called earth the second was called a vault and finally it was called the ground,

10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.

Now God has got a gender and it’s/he’s male but he doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in the box, as he has called the waters seas all of them what about the oceans ans natural underground reservoirs  and all the 

lakes and rivers.

11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.

Ok now he’s talking to himself again, I'm getting worried

12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good. 

God is never a self-critic I bet he would do terribly at the Chelsea flower show

13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.

So day three already

14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so. 

Ok so he’s now created the stars, I think but he has done it in a way that makes it seems like he has drawn a picture and he has just splashed a bit of paint on the picture in some places for stars in the one day and he managed to place them so far away from this planet that it’d take longer than the biblical account allows for all of the stars in the sky to be viewable by today let alone back when the earth was created.

16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light from darkness. And God saw that it was good.

But now he’s creating the sun about time and I am guessing that the second light is the moon which isn't in actual fact a light it’s little more than an asteroid that did get taken into orbit of the Earth due to the stronger gravitational pull of earth and the reason that it shines is that it is reflecting the sunlight from across the other side of earth onto the surface of earth.  You can count on God to give us all an incorrect definition on what something is and then go on about how pleased he is as I wrote earlier he never admits that he may be wrong about something, when in fact he has been incorrect about approximately the complete creation thing so far, 3 days down 4 to go.

19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good.  22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the earth.” 

So now what has god done? He’s created birds and given them one purpose which is to procreate and fill the sky, and just fish sea life but I'm unsure about the fish but it would seem likely that he should create some fish at the same time as what are the birds that are carnivorous  going to eat other than each other. But he hasn't ordered all of the creatures to increase (procreate) so now only the birds are eating the fish and everything else but the fish aren't increasing in number so all the  fish would have died out.

23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.

Evening and morning are the two of the concept that from a biblical perspective I'm still having trouble as to how they appear. As isn't your god character just switching off and turning on the light via a switch any more.

24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground, and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so. 

So it’s the sixth day and what does he do, he’s is talking to himself about the creatures that are to populate his little pile of earth between two waters. But he still hasn't given the same idea as he gave to the birds to the birds the idea to increase/procreate.

25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds, the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.

God has now created wild animals and livestock- weren't livestock wild animals as well until they were captured and bred by humans to create another source of food and clothing?

26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the ground.”

God is talking to himself as if he was talking to someone else as well, hence our not my, who was the other that he was talking to Satan? No he won’t be talking to him at least until he has created the angels as that is what he was isn't it?

27 So God created mankind in his own image,

in the image of God he created them;

male and female he created them.

So he has created us all in his own image twice once forward and the second time backwards. And he has created us in both of our forms, male and female, so that should be Adam and Eve shouldn't it? No it will be Adam but Eve was created from Adams rib wasn't she... I found her name on a YouTube video it was her name was Lilith and then follow the next link and discover.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKztNw5Mbc
But the first of these three statements about him making us all in HIS own image I have thought about this insane notion for a long time and none of the assertions make any sense as we aren't all male incredibly old with white hair on our heads and a white beard I am typing about the pictures of god that could find if you did a google image search for god. the one with the nice beard.

28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”

God has blessed them and he has given the same instruction to them as he did to the birds he has given the idea to procreate or alternately he meant increase in size but I don’t think that is what he intended else-wise you’d have obese birds and Adam and Lilith throughout the rest of this chapter.

29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green plant for food.” And it was so.

So generous this god freak is he’s given the earth to everything that that lives on the earth. But hadn't he already given dominion over all things to his ”look a likes” Adam and Lilith, now that is just rude and for forcing every single living creature to eat only fruits, vegetables, nuts and seeds, 

31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.

Now you might get a hint from the last verse in this chapter that the God chap may just be a little pleased with his earth that he has created in 6 days a quite considerably quicker than the more natural .alternative and a lot slower than any god with half a brain cell of his own could do it in, let’s all admit it we could imagine a new world in our brains and it’d take less time than the god of the bible/Yahweh has taken to create his earth from the power of thought and it would be a lot more detailed than the one made up by the old folks of biblical origin, but I know that the original authors of the bible were probably about 20 years old.

A Bible study of a Thomas; About the name & index

About the name:

The first part of the name is “A Bible Study” because that is what it is a study of the book that you may have sworn over if you have ever gone to court. The second part is equally as obvious but I choose the second words “of a Thomas” partly as it’s my name (my full name is Thomas Savage but I prefer to refer to myself as Tom) and the other reason is there is a character in the New Testament called Thomas and whom was “disgraced” by Jesus for using his brain and doubting 'Jesus’ supposed resurrection.

Now in this book study it shall be my, no more valid no less valid than the people that sit in pulpits preaching this stuff to you, it is going to be an opinion driven article my probably irrelevant opinion, to you at least. now the only reason I decided to do this was because I to know what was actually in the bible in context, so I though that I would share what I have found, it’s  no definitive  unless you want my personal definitive take on the bible which it shall be when I’ve completed it.

So please do not read on if you’re a diehard Christian apologist (defender of your faith) you may not like what your about to read but if you do chose to read on and you may even wish me some actual harm. But anyone with at least a cursory glance of the first book knows the story of Noah and his ark and the level of incest within this world would be unbearable as you would be sleeping with your sister or cousin in order to get the world populated again. 

I choose the New International Version (NIV) as I thought that it says that it’s international so then no matter what country of the world you come from you may have read some of it, You might get a bit peeved with my almost incessant nit picking of the scripture but ask yourself If you where the author of a book that is supposed to mean everything to everyone for thousands of years in the future aren’t you going to put as much verifiable data as possible into it, you can’t just have faith in the irrationality of human beings to especially as you were all knowing from the start, so if you were even real and not just a monster that was created in humanities infancy?

But you can read the original text of this version by clicking on, or copy and pasting, the following link.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Genesis+1&version=NIV

I am going to put an Index directly beneath this paragraph of text so you can get to the latest entry almost as soon as it’s uploaded if you favourite/bookmark this page and you get to onto this webpage then you may as well just subscribe but then you’d have the usual that I am posting as well. Please tell any of your friends, acquaintances or enemies about this webpage if you think they maybe interested in the topic of the bible.

Index:

Genesis 1: 1-31 Friday 30th November 2012

Genesis 2: 1-25 Wednesday 05th December 2012

Genesis 3: 1-24 Monday 10th December 2012

Genesis 4: 1-26 Tuesday 11th December 2012

Genesis 5: 1-32 Monday 17th December 2012 

Genesis 6: 1-22 Tuesday 25th December 2012

If my studies offend you, you can't help yourself to do anything but finding my personal location and you plan on destroying/killing me, as you do, make sure you get the correct person as if you don't then I already have a shoe box in my room that I could use to put you in. After I have finished eating my favourite bits of flesh and muscle off your corpse after I have cooked you, in Tina's oven.

My Parody Song- I wish it could be Halloween every day

This was inspired by a friend of mine that is called Ollie Hagon-Siddle, whose blond hair he dyed green so he asked for an extension to the Halloween period and I had this idea.. Read please;

When the night has closed in upon us
well you Just Might Like To Know you've Put A Great Big grimace On Somebody’s Face You could Jump Onto Your Bed even Cover Up Your Head Lock Your Doors as you Know That Dark Grim ‘Reaper Is On The Way
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
of The Neighbours Homes in the Dark
then the smell  of sweets are gonna fill your nostrils
now The Ghastly mitts  Appear
and They've Crept Up On you
so you could stay in the light
till The ghosts Simply go on Their Way
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
well I Think he’ll Know (He Might Know)
that he's Put A Grimace On Somebody's Face
so If witches Bring Their booms (witches Bring Their booms)
along The path Way(Along The path Way)
I’ll Take your life On The road In Tonight
then your ghost May Decide To Stay
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween
well I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
when The Chains Start Rattling And The Banshee Begins To Wail
oh I Wish it Could Be Halloween Everyday
so Let The Ghouls Flay Out For Halloween

(Chorus)

when Your Knocking on The Doors

(Chorus)

when The Grim reaper Brings his ghouls (Reaper Brings The Ghouls)

(Chorus)

ok you lot

(Backing people)

Why don’t you give your life this Halloween?

Do I know anyone that is a good comic book artist?

I am asking this as I'm thinking that I'm going to need someone that is a good comic book artist as I am writing a comic book at the moment, yes you did read that correct I am writing a book which is made up from pictures except from the speech bubbles/thought squares and the other bit's of text.

I am fitting it like a script, but it do it's not a script as a script, if it was a script I probably wouldn't put as much detail in about the background and I might put a bit into on how the words are said, plus with scripts you generally have to deal with multiple people, which looks to me like a lot more effort than us having one person tell what I'm after from a scene/picture.

So is anyone brave enough to audition for this job? 

But I know that I have advertised this a job but here's the catch I'm not expecting to get a return on this project so please don't expect to get paid for doing this it is more of a project for show-off s and what I am looking to show off is someone's awesome drawing skills and a limited spectrum of my imagination, only as broad as ranging from psychopathic to bland with a little bit of interesting in-between.

It's a thought box ["By bland I literally mean as I enjoy a good long game of chess,"]

So who wants to give it a go? Now the audition will comprise of me telling you to draw something and then if you'd draw it good enough you get the job unless I get more than one entry and then I'll have the potentially hard task of picking out a best one.

But I'll have more information on the subject when I actually make the post that shall have all the an actual application form for this position on it.

So please may you comment on this blog article and I shall get back to you with the information the drawing assessment/the of thing that I want you to draw, so please comment below.

I doesn't matter if you are only decent at drawing pictures free hand or on a computer but you should have a method of getting it onto a computer if it's by scanning or taking a digital photograph

Bring Back Robot Wars

Now, honestly, what the UK nah the word needs now, is just a bit more of those mechanical mutants, called Robots to wage unwieldy war against each other once more like they have done so excellently some few times before, and it'll rid us of the recession because many people will be buying more things to do build Robots and the show has/had even more fans henceforth merchandise bring even more money into circulation, see it makes perfect sense, plus it could bring an end to the senseless killing of human life.

I know that a show that has a word that is basically violence within its title- Robots; no I'm kidding Wars- how could that be an envoy for world peace? It could be as a substitution for the bloody business of war so then we wouldn't need to hear about the 1 American soldier that has been shot dead by a rouge member of the Iraq border force. I mean that if you had robots fighting no one need die in pointless conflicts as the war on terror has become (I'm not saying there was any point to it in the first place either I'm just supposing that there must have been more to it than a counter terror terror attack).

Hoe to bring about world peace with that television show?
Relatively simply in actual fact as you just have to run a television program about these robotic warriors within every country around the globe each having their own competition so then the UK, USA, China, Russia, France, Poland, Germany, Kenya, Ethiopia, South Africa. Peru, Mexico and the rest of the globe each have their own leagues from about March to July then take August off back on the TV for the complete world championships with the top say 2 teams from each country competing for the world title from September to January leaving February free.

This plan might get the global economy going again as the global demand for parts some may decided to build it out of scrap metal like from the bonnet of a car others may decide to build their robots out of brand new sheets of ... Metal, Polycarbonate or any other material. Any weapon minus projectiles as they may endanger the audience..

How the broadcasting networks would be able to gather the funds too keep broadcasting it is simple at the start of every league the competitors have to pay a modest fee and then the people that are running it lease out stall space for sellers of new parts/motors batteries for the robots/controllers even have have some food stalls for the viewers and competitors. Then you will need price's for the tickets so that everyone who wants to view for either an adult or a child.

Beyond wonderland

Beyond Wonderland is a comic book series/a series of graphic novels.

But that isn't the most interesting I managed to find  a copy of issue one online and I thought it was good so I decided to share it with you, everyone that may actually decide to break a habit of a lifetime and actually visit my blog? Doesn't seem likely some how.

But as the Doctor has said about humanity that all of us are in fact creatures of hope so this is my attempt to conform with that stereotype, I know but I know I am more of creature of hopelessness as especally within emotional terms, as I never seem to have the correct regions of my brain deployed at the correct time.

And as stared earlier (sorry about the tangent) here it is issue 1 of Beyond Wonderland.

Halloween

So what is everyone doing for Halloween this year? If anything, plus by everyone I mean out of everyone that just so happens to find their way to this shady corner of the internet, does the internet have corners I didn't think it did; then why did state it.

I was watching the first Resident Evil film yesterday and I'm watching the second today.

And I have had a lot of ideas for costumes one of them is and it is Nemesis,

There also is Max, Doctor Ashford, Any Zombie, Lloyd Jefferson Wade, any of the stars agents, one of the umbrella corporations workers, Alice, Jill valentine, Angie Ashford, One off the creatures that were created by injecting the t-virus into living tissue.

Mystique

Where is mystique's genital area? I wouldn't usually ask but I have recently been watching the X-Men films and it occurred tome that the actual mystique in all of her blue glory has nothing down there (in the positions that you'd usually find them, on boring old homo sapiens

I mean look at the below images





How does she pee for starters, or does all of the liquid she has consumed come out of her body other ways, for example overly active swet glands?

Secondly how does she reproduce? Aurally, anally or by some other means entirely like an asexual means of being impregnated for example empathetically?

Islamic Disgrace?

Watch the above clip or just read what I have written below about the content of the video

Such pitiful men yelling what sound like to me nonsense and probably disgracing every Muslim man, women and child that have managed to integrate themselves into modern western society. I know who Allah is for them not personally but their self-righteous smugness told me about their Gods.

My Comment

I kind of already know what all of the nonsense would have been about as one of my Islamic friends from college told me I think what he said was a load of trash about Allah being all powerful when we that If that’s the case my imaginary friend Jeff is standing right behind you with his hands clenched around your nec, but alas he’s not he’s not even a real imaginary friend just like Allah, Yahweh, Jehovah, God, Osiris, Horus, Isis, Hathor, Thor, Odin, Freya, Hela, Zeus, Apollo. Hera, Athena, Shiva, Brahma, Vishnu and even Buddha.

The desecration of a flag is one thing but then justifying your actions by the principles behind the flag and then abusing the right given to you by the flag by attempting to get more followers, is just rude and uncalled for.

Muslims in Texas desecrate the US's flag, now how interesting would that be?

Funeral Plan

So here's my funeral plan

Now (hang on I'm not dead at the moment or am I and this blog is just a product of a computer system, an extremely stupid one at that). OK so assuming that I am a human not just some screwed up computer or computer virus,When I die I would like my physical body to be recycled back into the food chain this could be as food for any number of animals like lions, tigers, crocodiles, sharks or humans, I'm not fussed I won't need my body any more,

Anatomically Incorrect Hearts

Well have you seen those little anatomically incorrect hearts if not you're lucky but I'm afraid your luck is about to run out but don't worry as I shall attempt to rectify that  with an illustration of an anatomically correct heart and a picture of a real heart at the end.


Now that is an over simplified honestly pathetic image of a illustration of heart on to now the really hearty stuff, (did you understand the pun)


Now that looks tasty, bon appetite.