Genesis 1
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The Beginning
1 In the beginning God created the
heavens and the earth.
What happened to the sun, stars and the entire void of space
around us? The beginning of what the universe or just the earth? From a cursory
glance I think it means the earth and on one of the days it creates the rest of
the universe.
2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness
was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering
over the waters.
So now the earth is looking like a lump of earth, no that
would be a form so what does the earth look like formless and dark over the
deep? What is the deep, is it the seas and oceans? Especially as this this
spirit of God is over the waters, and before that moment it doesn’t mention any
such thing as water even being created.
3 And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was
light.
Now there is light so has it created the sun now, or what;
is it glowing?
4 God saw that the light was
good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
Now the light is good apparently, I would never have guessed
from the harm that the light can cause, by that I mean skin cancer and all of
the other bad things that can come from the light (but admittedly there is more
plus points to light than negative but I wouldn't go as far as the authors of
this primitive book and say that light is good).
5 God called the light “day,” and the darkness he
called “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first
day.
So now it’s naming the two instances of night and day without
saying how the day and night is formed, so from what it has been said the day
and a formless world are the only two things that have been created by the God
character and the night but I wouldn't actually say that he created that as it
was more of a side effect to creating the light and it has only named it.
6 And God said, “Let there be a vault between the
waters to separate water from water.”
But now it is saying that it has created two waters of which
I am guessing are the ocean/seas/rivers/lakes/any other natural body of water
and the other is the sky as both of them appear blue (at least during the God
ordained daytime) But should I assume that the vault between the two instances
of water is called the earth? I shall continue now as it was.
7 So God
made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it.
And it was so.
So now god has stopped talking to its self and is now
actually doing some work such a lazy little so and so is this god shouldn’t he
have been able to do all of this in the first second.
8 God called the vault “sky.” And there was
evening, and there was morning—the second day.
Now God is saying that it took god one complete day to create
sky, seas/oceans, and land what hope does it have in creating the rest of the
majestic universe in the following 6 days,
9 And God said, “Let the water under the sky be gathered to
one place, and let dry ground appear.” And it was so.
So now it’s talking to its self again whilst it’s talking to
its self if I could just do a round up on what it has created so far it has created:
1. the
heavens
2. the
earth
But so far it’s all formless and from somewhere water has
appeared.
3. light
But he has created Light just without a source it’s starting
to sound like a blank piece of paper that the world it’s that blank piece of
paper I understand where the flat earth people get it from now
4. it
has now separated the light from the dark
But the way it has been done seems to me like it’s just separated
then as if it was just switching a light switch on and off and doesn't put the
time into put more detail about the shape or he light source.
5. Now
it has separated the waters from the waters by creating a vault between
I should guess that this is the earth that beneath our
feet/the surface of this planet, but the book has yet to mention that we are on
a planet or even the sun. But hadn't it already created the earth, I give you
point 2 on my
6. it
has now created 3 different earth/grounds
The first was called earth the second was called a vault and
finally it was called the ground,
10 God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered
waters he called “seas.” And God saw that it was good.
Now God has got a gender and it’s/he’s male but he doesn't seem to be the brightest bulb in the box, as he has called the waters seas all
of them what about the oceans ans natural underground reservoirs and all the
lakes and rivers.
11 Then God said, “Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing
plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to
their various kinds.” And it was so.
Ok now he’s talking to himself again, I'm getting worried
12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed
according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according
to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
God is never a self-critic I bet he would do terribly at the
Chelsea flower show
13 And there was evening, and there was morning—the third
day.
So day three already
14 And God said, “Let there be lights in the vault of
the sky to separate the day from the night, and let them serve as signs to
mark sacred times, and days and years, 15 and let them be lights
in the vault of the sky to give light on the earth.” And it was so.
Ok so he’s now created the stars, I think but he has done it
in a way that makes it seems like he has drawn a picture and he has just
splashed a bit of paint on the picture in some places for stars in the one day
and he managed to place them so far away from this planet that it’d take longer
than the biblical account allows for all of the stars in the sky to be viewable
by today let alone back when the earth was created.
16 God made two great lights—the greater light to govern the
day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the
stars. 17 God set them in the vault of the sky to give light on the
earth, 18 to govern the day and the night, and to separate light
from darkness. And God saw that it was good.
But now he’s creating the sun about time and I am guessing that the second light is the moon which isn't in actual fact a light it’s little
more than an asteroid that did get taken into orbit of the Earth due to the
stronger gravitational pull of earth and the reason that it shines is that it
is reflecting the sunlight from across the other side of earth onto the surface
of earth. You can count on God to give us
all an incorrect definition on what something is and then go on about how
pleased he is as I wrote earlier he never admits that he may be wrong about
something, when in fact he has been incorrect about approximately the complete
creation thing so far, 3 days down 4 to go.
19 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth
day. 20 And God said, “Let the water teem with living creatures, and
let birds fly above the earth across the vault of the sky.” 21 So God
created the great creatures of the sea and every living thing with
which the water teems and that moves about in it, according to their
kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it
was good. 22 God blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in
number and fill the water in the seas, and let the birds increase on the
earth.”
So now what has god done? He’s created birds and given them
one purpose which is to procreate and fill the sky, and just fish sea life but I'm unsure about the fish but it would seem likely that he should create some
fish at the same time as what are the birds that are carnivorous going to eat other than each other. But he hasn't ordered all of the creatures to increase (procreate) so now only the
birds are eating the fish and everything else but the fish aren't increasing in
number so all the fish would have died
out.
23 And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth
day.
Evening and morning are the two of the concept that from a
biblical perspective I'm still having trouble as to how they appear. As isn't your god character just switching off and turning on the light via a switch any more.
24 And God said, “Let the land produce living creatures according
to their kinds: the livestock, the creatures that move along the ground,
and the wild animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
So it’s the sixth day and what does he do, he’s is talking
to himself about the creatures that are to populate his little pile of earth
between two waters. But he still hasn't given the same idea as he gave to the
birds to the birds the idea to increase/procreate.
25 God made the wild animals according to their kinds,
the livestock according to their kinds, and all the creatures that move along
the ground according to their kinds. And God saw that it was good.
God has now created wild animals and livestock- weren't livestock wild animals as well until they were captured and bred by humans to
create another source of food and clothing?
26 Then God said, “Let us make mankind in our image, in
our likeness, so that they may rule over the fish in the sea and the
birds in the sky, over the livestock and all the wild animals,[a] and over all the creatures that move along the
ground.”
God is talking to himself as if he was talking to someone
else as well, hence our not my, who was the other that he was talking to Satan?
No he won’t be talking to him at least until he has created the angels as that
is what he was isn't it?
27 So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.
So he has created us all in his own image twice once forward
and the second time backwards. And he has created us in both of our forms, male
and female, so that should be Adam and Eve shouldn't it? No it will be Adam but
Eve was created from Adams rib wasn't she... I found her name on a YouTube
video it was her name was Lilith and then follow the next link and discover.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvKztNw5Mbc
But the first of these three statements about him making us all in HIS own image I have thought about this insane notion for a long time and none of the assertions make any sense as we aren't all male incredibly old with white hair on our heads and a white beard I am typing about the pictures of god that could find if you did a google image search for god. the one with the nice beard.
But the first of these three statements about him making us all in HIS own image I have thought about this insane notion for a long time and none of the assertions make any sense as we aren't all male incredibly old with white hair on our heads and a white beard I am typing about the pictures of god that could find if you did a google image search for god. the one with the nice beard.
28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and
increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish
in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves
on the ground.”
God has blessed them and he has given the same instruction
to them as he did to the birds he has given the idea to procreate or
alternately he meant increase in size but I don’t think that is what he
intended else-wise you’d have obese birds and Adam and Lilith throughout the
rest of this chapter.
29 Then God said, “I give you every seed-bearing plant on
the face of the whole earth and every tree that has fruit with seed in it. They
will be yours for food. 30 And to all the beasts of the earth and all
the birds in the sky and all the creatures that move along the
ground—everything that has the breath of life in it—I give every green
plant for food.” And it was so.
So generous this god freak is he’s given the earth to everything
that that lives on the earth. But hadn't he already given dominion over all
things to his ”look a likes” Adam and Lilith, now that is just rude and for
forcing every single living creature to eat only fruits, vegetables, nuts and
seeds,
31 God saw all that he had made, and it was very
good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
Now you might get a hint from the last verse in this chapter
that the God chap may just be a little pleased with his earth that he has
created in 6 days a quite considerably quicker than the more natural
.alternative and a lot slower than any god with half a brain cell of his own
could do it in, let’s all admit it we could imagine a new world in our brains
and it’d take less time than the god of the bible/Yahweh has taken to create
his earth from the power of thought and it would be a lot more detailed than
the one made up by the old folks of biblical origin, but I know that the
original authors of the bible were probably about 20 years old.
