Day 139

Day 139;

So I have decided to work out a way to get people to live in cyber space like in the Matrix but it’s only a head set, and I've got my check-list finally later on in this post.

The Matrix/Inception/Doctor Who (Dream Lord) musings, I have included three instances of waking up to find you within the real world, or so it seems. My musings are if there was a machine that you could sit in, on or wear and it would be a link to a world in cyber space that looked similar to this world but it was peaceful no one ever got sick, everyone was nice to each other and you knew what you had to do so you did it much like a computer and it’s parts, I’ll expand within another probably terrible analogy;

Now a computer has some operation to fulfil in order to keep running like when the on button is switched on it will run through its boot up operations and then when you get to the start-up page you have to select the account that you want type the password in to the computer using the keyboard, if you have one, then the computer has to check the password that you used against the one associated with that account. Then it logs you onto your account with all of your files allocated on the system available for your personal use, as long as the computer that you were on has the programs necessary too load up the files, e.g. a check will run.

Now what I was intending to meaning by that analogy was that you have to have a user name and a password in order to get onto pretty much any computer or system and the password is linked for that one username,

ok so after the Epic Fail of that analogy I should get back onto my main point of this it could mean the end of people dieing senseless deaths in combat as if you had a matrix world which was inside of these hat like things you could have a massive battle with other countries but all of the fighting would be done in a Matrix world that is inside of this one but the difference is when you die in The Matrix world you wake up in this world so therefore no one actually dies now where it gets confusing would be if someone gets hacks into the program and stacks the cards in their favour if it was against the expected outcome of the battle, but other uses of this technology could be to give everyone on the planet a chance to experience everything, e.g. I could be hanged drawn and quartered the day before I had sex and I gave birth to twins, but in a game but the point to getting this helmet/hat thing to cover your head would be to shock your brain with the kinds of low level electrical charges that are associated with the feelings and sensations of giving birth, sex and being hanged drawn and quartered you could even be shot through the heart. Like in the beginning of the following song;

Shot through the heart and you’re too blame.

You could even create an actual hell with the electrodes positioned and acting upon just to the correct nodes of the brain you could make the person that you were experimenting on/me believe that my body was burning causing me hideous pain or excruciating agony without damaging a cell from within their body. The next moment you could be sampling the heavenly delights of your favourite hotel or you could go into your favourite video game as the main character. Even if your female and you went to play Legend of Zelda as Link who’s the male lead character of the games you’d just have an additional piece of equipment to play with down in front of you to play with,

I have completed the production of my next check-list, and here it goes.

My check list:

Activity	Date of completion
Complete my YouTube project episode 1.
Complete my response to more Religious shenanigans (Islam- Asea).
Complete my story “Tell me lies...?” which I made the prelude of all the way back in 2011 Click here to view first draft (for the second draft just look down this article).
Complete writing My Sci-fi Book of which I thus far only got the first chapter which can be viewed by clicking here.
Finish all of the rest of the stories that I have only wrote part of.
Type up my personal guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse.
Get a better score than my previous high score of two on the planet rock anorak quiz.
Complete the first issue of The Savage Acts; my endeavour into the comic book world (not it’s full name).
Complete my life (Die, again?)

But I realise that I can’t actually tell anyone when I next die unless it is like the last time but all that I can say is it will probably be when I stop typing these posts. Then you’ll know that Red has finally fulfilled his end of our agreement.

What agreement?

Yellow, what can’t you remember?

No

It was only the other day when Red said he could tell me but then he’d have to kill me, and then it told me, but he still hasn’t put a date on the execution yet; as he probably won’t until the act is done.

The Savage Act of my murder I’m looking forward to it. But I have also decided to put my second addition of the tale’s prologue that I made up in 2011 as a tribute to Ronnie James Dio, you can see the original by clicking the link in the table above.

Just another chapter to another Tale of which I have concocted in my mind...

Prelude

From the first time they touched with their eyes.

The male was struck by a strange compulsion to move over towards the female.

Somehow the female was struck by a similar compulsion.

Then as soon as they were within an audible distance of each other, the female began to speak.

“Hello” she said to the male,

The male just waved back at her as he couldn't speak.

Nothing else was spoken between the two of them, at least not for this moment; this moment of briefly prolonged eye contact.

The male was intrigued.

Questions like “What has just happened?”, “why me?”, “what’s so special about me?” and “who is she?” were racing through his head.

He replayed the key events of that incident in his mind multiple times.

The only things that he could think about were the same questions over and over again like an infinite loop, oh how fun it is to program one of those into a computer; well it’s fun attempting to create one in C++ anyway, but I think you’d need a lot of random numbers/integers to create something like the number thing in the Matrix, and even then you’d need to formulate a way to get the text to sit the correct way (it sits in multiple layers. one on top of the other) and you’d need a way to change the colour of the text. Look beneath this text to see The Matrix.

The male wasn't sure of much but he knew one thing, which was that he liked her, as a friend at least.

But I am not going to jump to any conclusions towards the females feelings because female’s feelings are too complex to understand, especially for the likes of me,

But I am guessing that she liked him as she didn.t shy away from him in later confrontations, although she acted nervously, but in quite a few of the later confrontations the male was attempting to help her with a little bit of programming as he felt compelled to help.

Oh I almost forgot to introduce you to the two characters, so here goes. Now the female is one Miss Susannah and the Male was called Mac (not to be confused with either of the other two types of Mac’s). 

Day 138

Day 138;

It has finally been day 138 yesterday from a readers perspective if you’re looking at the post on the date up top of this article.

I went to the gym today; again. Tina was talking to my Personal Trainer about me in times that I can’t remember today. So the basic gist of the conversation was that I was always covered in bruises as I always ran everywhere when I was smaller and I always fell over in the same spot on the way to school (which must have been the first school, the infants school, that I went to), which could have been when they were talking about my right hands positioning as it worries my Personal Trainer that I might just snap my wrist as of the weird shape that it forms. On its own but now, since the Botox its seeming to act worse than ever, and the arm despite being like one of those collapsible rulers, see below.

The joint is my elbow.

But now I shall report on something else my Personal Trainer stated to Tina.

Why bother?

I don’t know but it seemed interesting to me so here I go, again.

Was that my eyes, were more closed this session than they have been as of late, but I hadn’t but there was a reason for my seeming obsessive behaviour in context to my eyes, as I kept wiping them with a little hand cloth, throughout the session. That action was because on the way into the GYM I got some rain, water, in my eye and then whist I was training I got sweat in my eye, but I could just state that both of the incidents were my own fault as I was looking up to the sky for the first and the second and the sweat in my eyes which gets annoying,

Day 137

Day 137;

Sorry about the checklist it was just within your (Red’s) diatribe from yesterday.

You mean the one about brains in vats?

Yes that’s the one, I was just wondering how much of that was plagiarised from The Matrix?

None intentionally, plus in The Matrix left your whole body intact while the computers harvested and ran off of the brains electrical energy and all of the other things that are different.

Ok, I understand that subtle irony.  What you were on about=

What The Matrix is =

It gave you a good excuse to actually watch The Matrix, only 14 years late.

but I thought we watched it in maths class all those years ago.

Did I? But then I’d only remember it vaguely but it wouldn't, no it couldn't, have been the complete film, as maths lesson only lasted 60 minutes.

Ok then, we have it agreed, if I had seen it before then It'd have been a number of years ago something in the order of 7 years ago and even if I did it'd have only been the first 50 minutes, or so, of it.

Day 136

Day 136;

But today I started my check list but I got slightly side tracked by the fist item.

Which was “Complete my YouTube project episode 1”; and by side tracked I mean by attempting to do that instead of the check list.,

What did you do to the YouTube project?

Well I have sorted the majority of the suggestions from people out, like I can now blink in the project and I have also tightened up the lip syncing a bit. Ok so I'm going to have to check back through they’re comments on my YouTube project just to make sure that I haven’t missed any parts out before I send each a new copy of my YouTube project part one, I wonder what they’ll say? it shall probably be something about the imaginary friends now moving around too much.

Hey you over there who are you calling imaginary?

You.

Well that’s rich coming from you.

Is that supposed to mean anything substantial?

Yes, how do you not know that I haven’t programmed into your brain the delusions of humanity and you are nothing more than a rat in a maze, but you/the rat are nothing more than a brain in a vat of water and you’re playing a character in a game, a game of my creation, and none of these things that you have put down on this is actually yours it’s really mine a creature from the forth dimension.

Anyway what’s the forth dimension?

Well I could tell you but then I’d have to kill you.

Ok could you please tell me now and then kill me now, as this headache has gotten something chronic inside this here skull today,  

2d is a thing like a peace of paper with 2 dimensions (length and width)

3d is a thing like a cube with 3 dimensions (height, length and width)

4d is a thing which is indefinable thanks to your primate dialect, and it’s beyond your comprehension with a 4 dimensions (4d, height, length and width) 

Day 135

Day 135;

Today I have forgoer what I was about what I was going to type about.

Tina and the scolding shower, was one part of it but the other part of it I appear to have forgotten, for the moment of me typing this; I really hate this thing about me, how I can remember something so well up until I attempt to write it down. I would say it out loud to stop me forgetting but I can’t speak so that’s that.

The tale of Tina and the scolding shower goes like this Tina was upstairs taking a shower at this moment I was downstairs in the kitchen dinner thinking whilst I was eating my breakfast whilst I was thinking Mike came in the room with a bucket and he proceeded to the sink, then he started to fill the bucket up with hot water I probably should have said something about the fact that Tina was in the shower but I didn’t and then after a while he stopped filling his bucket with water and he then later still Tina came downstairs and relayed her side of the story, at Tina  had been taking a shower then mike turned the tap on the shower got colder so Tina turned the shower temperature up to maximum temperature probably to compensate for the now cold water, but then when Mike turned the tap off so Tina got the full heat of the water that she had turned it up to. It could have just been me but I thought that tale was funnier than how I have just

I have remembered the thing that I was going to type before the unfunny tale that I have wrote, it was vaguely humorous but I have just ruined that. But it was the US Grand Prix today, guess who won this year’s race.

Vettel

Yes how did you know?

He has won the majority of races this year.

Lewis Hamilton got himself up to forth position from sixth place on the starting grid so that’s up 2 places I wonder how the other British drivers faired in the race?

So you mean Jenson Button, Paul di Resta and Max Chilton?

Yes.

Well Jenson managed to pick up 1 point for coming 10^th after starting 5 places back leaving him in 9^th position in the championship with Paul di-Resta just behind him in 10^th. Max Chilton is in joint 19^th spot in the championship as he has 0 points, only with only one race left.

But what were you thinking about?

Oh yes that was it me driving a car or any other type of automotive transportation, as I could now; well I can’t see any reason why I couldn’t anymore as my eyes are open more now than before.

But what would you use it for, 3 of the people that you co-inhabit the place that you live can already drive and the forth is learning at the moment?

Ok I know that I don’t have to learn how to drive, but I could.

Anyway you hate spending money isn’t that what you have to do with cars you have to spend money on it to keep it road worthy and more still to keep the vehicle fuelled and clean. Not to mention the pollution that is caused.

Good points Red I’m wondering if I could get an electric motorised bicycle.

Are you stupid or something? That’d still be a waste, but in the pollution would be getting produced by all of those PowerStation’s /where you’re getting your electricity from.

But that is where my crazy ideas come into play as a way to provide free electricity to the world but without pollution, well it may include a bit of pollution.

But don’t worry that shall be on my list of things to do, whenever I get around to writing it.

Day 134

Day 134;

It has been day 134 today, but today I went to watch another football match and the team that I was supporting lost, two games in a row, but this time it wasn't the referees fault; it was the team that I was supporting fault for playing lousily.

Today my heart was feeling weird as it was acting strangely. I make this statement as I wasn't doing anything at all strenuous when it suddenly started beating faster; it was beating so quickly that I could actually hear it beating, with my ears which are attached to the body that the heart is in, a bit similarly to the nature people on the Television that put they’re ears to the floor to hear for sounds of oncoming stampedes.

Then I went to eat my lunch whilst I was listening to my heart pounding in my chest, or am I getting my times mixed up? I think I might have done, Anyway I know it was before I went to watch the football match, as I remember that much and I remember experiencing a kind of after shock while I was at the football match.

I still need to create a check list so I can check off the shenanigans that I have actually done and then I could also use it to check what I have done.

Day 133

Day 133;

Today has been another failure of a day for me. Especially as I failed to post this blog article on time, but what can I say I was watching children in need until 2AM which is technically the morning of the next day/the morning of this day.

As I haven’t completed anything that I set myself to do apart from get up get dressed and eat, which I don’t really see the point in for the most part at least. Please allow me to expand;

Item one; get up- today would have most likely been an as productive a day if I had just stayed in bed this morning. That is about as unproductive as my day has been today.

Item two; get dressed- today would probably have been just as boring for me if I hadn't bothered to put some clothes on today, and it may have even been more interesting as I had a visit from the post person today. When I stated interesting earlier in this post I meant for me; as the look of the mixed emotions on the post person face would be hilarious, a mix of horror, disgust and surprise all jammed in there at once.

So as I was stating up the top I watched Children in Need until 02:00 this morning where a record breaking £31,124,896 were raised for charities and to help venerable children across Britain, I kept getting reminded by Alice and Mike, how much my personal circumstances mirrored that of a child that got waked by a car whose story was highlighted throughout the night. Alice fept saying that she sat by my bedside while I was in hospital and read me books.

Day 132

Day 132;

So it’s day 132 that I have just experienced, here today but it should be day 133 by the time that you get to this. That is assuming that you read this on the day that this post goes live, which I acknowledge may be the majority of you that read this blog, I just don’t know.

But what have you done today?

Of what I can remember, I have woken up twice today but the first time that I woke up I thought I got out of bed but I mysteriously found myself back in bed X number of minutes later when I woke up for a second time, at least, today; and that is the way that I remained until a time after 23:00 hours tonight/yesterday night.

But that day I also remembered to contact the band that I know 3 out 4 of the bands members which isn’t too bad, which reminded me of a Meatloaf song, which goes by the title of “2 Out Of 3 Ain’t Bad”, of which you could listen to by clicking on the below youtube video,

So If they accept my proposal then my Halloween project will be taking it’s first step’s towards it’s being completed on time and to it’s projected completion date witch isn’t until next Halloween, did you see what I did there?

Yes, I get it, a pun; which is the lowest form of wit, as well as the only one that you have mastered.

I’m unsure if that was a compliant or not; does anyone else know? As you said that I had mastered it but that was after you said some inflammatory shenanigans against me.

Day 131

Day 131;

Today I went back to the gym, but today I got filmed whilst I was on the Cross Trainer,

Two questions for you now;

1. Why did make your trainer cross/ angry?
2. More importantly why did you get on the trainer?

Ok, the Cross Trainer is a piece of gym equipment which nullifies both of your dubious questions.

The Cross Trainer that I went on looks like the below image

Which is only as it is a different Cross Trainer to the one above as the one that I was on didn’t look as flimsy as the one above.

But before that I got filmed on the Rowing Machine of which my right arm kept playing up aka doing its own thing. But my right arm managed to settle down enough to get me to a decent speed on the Cross Trainer by the end, after a lot of stoppages as my right hand kept letting go but not as frequently as on the Rowing Machine. But that was just the two that were caught on film,

Before Tina arrived with the camera I started in my usual way on the Treadmill still attempting to develop a new way to go move quicker than walking without having to put one foot in front of the other because when I do I stumble over the foot that is front. After that it was onto the weights it was the hip abductors today first 55kg on the machine that I had to push the knees out and 65kg on the machine that I had to push my knees in on, or it was the other way around. 

My last two exercises and the first three from within this week’s gym session, today

Day 130

Day 130;

I know I epically failed at my explanation of the armistice yesterday but I got put a little bit off track by the Misfits.

Freaks “of nature” is a little idea of mine it has got the immortal telepath from before humanity, that I created in as well as some others including Jackdaw (telepathic bird). Owl (William Wills), 1011000 (88). Miss Volts 1.0 (Annie Volts), Miss Volts 2.0 (Android). Thundress (Julia Qwerky), Kurt Angelskye (Male Angel). They are just the characters that I have already written a bit about so far, and it’s set in the not to distant future within a parallel world to this one (so that is why it is going to have some addition al species in as well like angels).

So for next Halloween, I’m still attempting to conscript some people for it, singers and musicians.

Aren’t singers musicians?

Well I don’t know I guess they are but I wouldn't class them as musicians unless they were any good. 

What don’t you want any decent singers, or something?

Well yes I would like some decent singers to sing my lyrics but I’m not being too optimistic look I have already asked Alice if she’ll it for me to record but she declined and she said “as you know I’m a terrible singer” then I was thinking to myself ‘then if you know how terrible you are why do you always sing?’ so I have got to find some other singers and some musicians to play sing and/or dance along to one of the tunes that I have made the lyrics to go with. I know what I could do; if I asked my friends that are in a band to make a hard rock soundtrack cover to one of them which ever one they choose they could record it in their studio then if they released it to me then I could put a karaoke/ding along version up on youtube then if others recorded themselves sing along to it then by sending them off to me I could then mash them up together into one big Halloween video, so what do you say? 

Day 129

Day 129;

Today was the day after Sunday the 10^th of the 11^th so that means that today’s Monday the 11^th of the 11^th.

At 11 o'clock on the 11^th of the 11^th there was supposed to be 2 minutes of silence in commemoration of the armistice that was 95 years ago this year.

Why, and what’s an armistice?

Well I have one idea of an answer to the question of why it’s then and it’s that the people that signed the armistice came to a decided to sign it by the 11^th of the 11^th month and it’d probably at 11 o’clock as some clever clogs decided to put it down at 11 to match up the symbolism of the number 11 and to make it simpler to remember. As I can remember yesterdays post which is forcing me to remember the most bizarre things about my past.

Misfits the Channel 4 programme I have just been catching up to where it should be on Wednesday That was the whole of season 1, 2, 3,4 and the first couple of episodes of season but I would like to state that of the original 6 but then one died before the end of the first episode which left 5 Simon, Alisha, Curtis, Kelly and Nathan.

Nathan left the crew at the end of season 2 after they had gotten their pardons, but the other 4 of them got into a stolen car with the newest 5^th member of the Misfits crew and they got busted again and they had to go back into the system; which was at the start of the 3^rd season. but then within the 2^nd season you find out when Simon dies but then but then within the third season you find out that Alisha dies and then Simon has to go back in time in order to die in the correct place. So now there’d only Curtis and Kelly still from the original crew but then Kelly absconds on a holiday leaving Curtis alone from the originals, now later on in the 4^th season Curtis dies, he shoots himself in the head as he was bitten by a zombie.

So now 0 of the original 5(or 6) remain so the longest running character within Misfits is the character that replaced Nathan for season 3 so he should be one of the next deaths/departures from the show. 

Day 128

Day 128;

So on this day the 10^th of November I have gone to the remembrance Sunday event, which is held at the war memorial every year to commemorate the dead.

Commemorating the dead is one thing that I'm happy to do but what I'm not happy about was the parts when the person that was leading the service started doing his entire God talk shenanigans that just put my nose out of joint., I mean this as the idiom as in I was offended by his action of praying in front of everyone expecting all present to join in with hi, with his bleating. to a non-existent sky father figure. That either is non-existent or doesn't care about us, I state this as the preacher always says the same kind of thing about peace and thanking “his holiness” for the peace that he has engrained within all of us, which honestly isn't much towards outsiders, but if you live within their community your free.

So why did you go?

I don’t actually know, but it was silent apart from the dogs barking, the old man bleating, the other veterans talking of old times, the babies whining, the sounds of distant toad traffic, air traffic overhead and the sounds of The Last Post, see below.

But listening to that tune sent me back to a year when I was more able bodied so pre 2008 and before July of 2007 so it probably was 2006 one Sunday in November, when it was another one of these Remembrance days when the school’s (that I went to) brass band, and I was a part of it as well at this point, went to it to play at it. But obliviously I was the worse player of a brass instrument in the group.

Obliviously, why obliviously? Have potentially any of your readers ever heard you play your trumpet?

 

It’s one of these /\ I'm typing about.

Most likely not and if they had it’d have been s very long time ago and more than likely not me actually playing as the only times that I played it solo was at home or in orchestra if there was multiple trumpet parts like 1,2 and 3, I would get the 3^rd as part one is the most difficult part 2 would be the second most difficult and the part 3 would be the easiest, As the part 3 usually consisted of the most boring parts but I was fine with that as I failed my grade 1 exam, so what if when I got a new instrument teacher I passes my grade 2 exam, I still failed my grade 1 exam the first instrument teacher that I had left from teaching at the school that I was learning it at so did the second teacher but it was after 2007 that my second instrument teacher left the school. I haven’t been taught how to play the trumpet since the accident as you need to get a lip seal in order to play a trumpet and that is one more thing that I cannot do, any more but I did create a mock radio show when I could still speak which has got me hosting a pod cast with Alice as my co-host when Alice was last playing it I thought it was 2 girls hosting a pod cast but it was me a male/me I know as I have got a penis and balls as genitalia.

Day 127

Day 127;

Today was day number 127, today I went to another football match, shame that the referee didn't know the rules.

So I am typing about the referee now I’m unsure if you had realised this but rarely complain about referees but I think that today was an exception.

It was in a first round “Proper” FA cup match which is the Football Association Challenge Cup, commonly known as the FA Cup, is an annual knockout cup competition in English football and is the oldest association football competition in the world.

But the team that I went to support lost the game 3-2, which I would under normal circumstances I would have no problems with and the team that I was to support made an actual fight of the game that they went behind 2-0 by the end of the first half of which they managed to get the score back to a tie at 2-2 before the referee literally gave them the final goal to make the final score of the game 3-2, But by the terminology literally gave the goal I don’t actually mean that he just said to the other match officials give the opposing team an extra goal I meant by giving the opposition team a penalty kick which the opposition kicker sent the keeper the opposite way to the way that hr was kicking the ball. He did that by standing slightly on the goalies left hand side of the ball so the goalie thinks that you are going to kick the ball into the left hand corner but then as you strike the ball use your right foot to kick it into the goalies right hand side of the net/your left hand side.But it may work better if you took a  quick glance to the corner of the goal that your not aiming for as well, Anyway that is my fuess from my observation. 

Day 126

Day 126;

So today I decided to attempt to complete my flash project, all I am seeming to so to it is add more words but the ones that I managed to add to it today, were a bit more of an intro to me, I never knew that I could write so much about something that is so unimportant as I am.

Also what I did was change this sites page layout so I hope that all of my returning, well those of you that I haven’t scared off, readers prefer it this way. If you do prefer it this way then please comment but obliviously as usual your criticisms are welcome just as much.

Of what I can remember from my action packed day would be that I watched agents of shield today and I thought that this episode, episode 6. was probably my favourite so far  even if it was spoilt a bit by the ending.

It was my favourite as the tale of the episode was based around Fitz and Simmons/2 of the 3 characters that probably shouldn’t have been allowed to go on the adventure with the likes of agent Coulson, agent Ward and agent May. As so far in the series they had just been used to introduce a certain degree of humour into the show but I know that ihey also had a more central in episode 5 as well but they weren't ever in the more dangerous positions until episode 6, when Simmons got an electric shock.

Day 125

Day 125;

Welcome to my life on day 125, well by the way I don’t mean that you are in my life. unless you comment on any of my posts.

Buyt I have read my through quite a few articles on the subject that was brought up by Frenchman Professor Rouillon and his fifteen year reach project to work out the long tem effects of bras, and he has come to some quite startling findings, as his findings suggest that the item of underwear known as a bra could actually be making a woman’s breasts sag more and that a bra is a “false necessity”, which is proved so the scores say by Anne Hathaway , Charlie Dimmock and Kate Moss, of who it says in the following article,

As I read through the article I saw it state “so long sore shoulders, good bye to that restricted ribcage” and then she proceeds to state that those problems with bras aren't actually problems compared with the 33% more movement of the breasts while your walking, compared to when they’re standing stationary.

But apparently the 33% more movement didn't bother any of the above three.

But I think his reasoning is plausible as it was basically;

Without the exercise of gravity pushing down on the breast muscles they get lazy and stop to function to maximum efficiency, like if you stopped using your legs for an extended period of time and then you attempted to walk again your legs wouldn't work the same way straight away. I am having things that seem like flashbacks now, it is of me attempting to walk after my 3 months in a coma, I awoke I wriggled my way to the perspex (a see through kind of plastic) wall of my "prison" where I found myself 3 of the walls were wood and 1 was made of the plastic, I didn't know where I was the last night I had it was Sunday or Saturday, by what I could remember, I was confused, i kept attempting to stand up in my "prison" with little success my "jailers" came to fetch me the tied me to a wheelchair and they took me out of the room that my prison was in and they preceded down the corridor with me being pushed along by them the I saw the stairs and the lift to the ground floor. I was pushed into the lift. But then the flashback stops.

You can read more into the story by clicking on one of the bellow links;

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9987571/Research-suggests-bras-do-no-good.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2307278/Women-better-bras-say-scientists-took-FIFTEEN-YEARS-inspect-womens-breasts.html

http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/health/wellbeing/article/-/16694420/women-better-off-without-bras/

Day 124

Day 124;

So it’s that day it’s ay 124, now what did I do?

You went to the gym didn’t you?

Yes, I did, but what else did I do?

You made a kind of diary entry for the gym which went like;

Today I went to the gym again but the botulinum toxin seems to have worked on my eyes still but my right arm has gotten worse I'm thinking as I had managed to get my grips with the gym equipment but now on the arm weights my wrist, on the right hand side, goes floppy which as you can guess plays havoc when I’m attempting to lift anything with my right arm, my arm is still going off on a wander around my back but I have a feeling that it is going back less now.

Alternatively in news from my gym experience; my legs on the treadmill, while I am attempting to run, jog or anything quicker than my walking pace, anything up to 8 km/h, my legs and I just go weird, by weird I mean that I am wanting to put them one foot in front of the other, like a boring old human, but my legs seem to be slipping onto they're sides, but there is no slipping involved so that kind of nulls my kind of analogy, I’m guessing it is as that I am attempting to move them too close together. but it’s the only way that I knew how to run., well I’m now guessing that I’m going to have to work out a new way to run.

Yes I know I wrote it.

but there was one thing that I had  s problem with today.

Oh no, what was it?

now this goes into a bit on religious shenanigans so if you hate me typing about region I would now navigate away from this page/

So I searched for “Vedh molded Hindu texts” like Asea inferred in her last response to me but I couldn’t find anything on the Vedh the closest thing to it is the Vedas so Asea Is this the text that you were typing about?

Day 123

Day 123;

It’s Day 123, but today I have been sitting downstairs, as I was requested to yesterday.

Why?

It’s as I had to answer the door today as Tina was expecting a lot of parcels today.

Why?

I’m only guessing but I know that Tina did a big online shop for gifts for all of us for the Annual celebration of the winter solstice, the other day so that might be what some of the stuff is but there was a lot of parcels, so some of it may even be some of the stuff that I requested for people.

What, for people like me?

no not you. I said people you aren’t a person you are an animation of my conscious thought.

What about me?

Yes you two are both animations of my conscious thought, but red was around first yellow.

I know that Red was around first on this blog but wasn’t I around back when you were smaller still attempting to work out what a Christian actually was as I remember you saying that you were a Christian as you’d been Christian but when you were smaller still but you didn’t actually believe in God.

Hold up a second, how long ago was it when I said that I don’t know exactly but I am guessing it was approximately 13 years ago.

Ok so when I was around about 8?

Yes, probably.

So in other words when I didn’t understand what being a Christian was all about?

You just thought that you were born into a Christian country so much so its own branch of Christianity named after it.

What the Church of English, that either me or Alice used to call it that.

Aye that’s t' one me bucko,

Ok sorry but I do not have a Scottish accented voice on my iPad to make a character for you green.

I’m not Scottish you infernal imbecile!

Ok then green what are you, a sailor/pirate?

Aye me little old bucko

Ok now with all of that excitement about the new pirate you seem to have forgotten what day it is today.

What the fact that’s the 5^th of November, or was, today?

Yes.

Remember remember the fifth of November

Gunpowder, treason and plot.

I see no reason why gunpowder, treason

Should ever be forgot...

it is the Anniversary of the supposed plot to kill the king of England in order to put a Catholic monarch in his place but the Catholic MP they warned Robert Cecil who was the kings chief of security, so Robert ordered for the basements of the houses of parliament to be searched and they found Mr Guido Fawkes with his co-conspirators red handed as it may be said. Actually along side the gun powder in a storeroom underneath of the houses of parliament, basically.

Guido Fawkes got himself hanged drawn and quartered.

Day 122

Day 122;

Well if it isn’t day 122 already, and what did I state yesterday about my mending of my ways from doing a bit on Sikhs yesterday?

Oh that was it “I must rectify that for the future” which means that I could complete it on a future day which means what I said. First I decided to do something which could be classed as slightly offensive to Muslims, as I decided to read up on the supposed contradictions which were in the video that I showed, potentially, you people yesterday within my post thank you again Asea/Moses adopted mother according to the Qur’an.

Why may it be offensive to Muslim readers of this blog?

It isn’t intended to be but it includes me checking some of the passages of the Islamic holly book which I know could be offensive to some.

Why do you always include the two words ‘Thank you’ within your responses to the religious that have posted on your blog?

Well for 2 reasons one of my first is that in my first responses to an Islamic webpage I think the first comment that I revived from anyone on it read “Thank you” before they proceeded in the unenviable task of defending their, belief held without any evidence to back it up/faith  as only the followers of Islam have actually been willing to enter into a polite or otherwise exchange of ideas with me, at least since I can remember, the second is that I may as well be polite to them before I tear apart their religion, metaphorically of course, if you’re wanting to say that I do that of which I do not believe that I do and finally it is as my way of negating the enmity that may arise from discussing these to some people big red button topics, by the big red button topics I mean topics that some of my friends, well one and a sister, have warned me to stay away from, as a lot of people have a kind of vested interest in the stuff that they believe in without any reliable evidence.

Now I should say that’s enough of your unsolicited religious shenanigan type.

Oh is it?

Yes.

Ok, I’m sorry for my uncalled for outburst into religious shenanigans,

But what else have I done today? Now I can’t actually remember but I think part of what happened to me today comes from the word boggled.

I know it came from today when Alice decided to get all “deep” and she started saying that names for colours were created by humans so a day in the future an alien from outer space could some day come to earth and say that we’ve gotten all of the names of the colours wrong and then I gave her an example of an “alien” to us anyway of saying the colour green = verde in Spanish. but it wouldn’t change a thing unless the alien race wanted all of us to conform to their new language. A bit similar to the Romans that wanted all of the provinces that it conquered to worship the same gods as them which is probably one of the reasons why they were a mighty military force but in the end they only managed to conquer a much smaller empire than the Mongols but the empire lasted much longer.

But because the Romans had concurred their empire and they had planted their polytheistic religion, while they had it/before Catholicism came along and spread like wild fire throughout the empire, which is most likely one of the reasons why Christianity has such a prominent foothold in Europe/where the Roman Empire was.

Religiousness!

Come on can't I get a pass on the last bit as it was one of the reasons why the Roman Empire didn't concur as much of the world as they would have done if they were more like the Mongol's. 

Day 121

Day 121;

On the radio today I heard something that at first I thought was preposterous.

It was on BBC radio 2 and on it there was two perfectly decent men talking to each other, then they stated that one of them was Muslim and the other one was a Sikh, but they were still decent men until the end of the interview but I’m unsure about what happened next (if anything).

Now that fact led me to a startling conclusion. One that the Sikh faith has hardly got a mention on this blog actually I believe that is the first mention I must rectify that for the future.

Anyway the preposterous statement that I at first thought I heard was a statement by the Muslim gentleman, who said “Britain is more Islamic than some places in the east” now I was startled by this as I thought that the government haven’t passed any laws to make the wearing of a head scarf in public a mandatory requirement, But then he stated that he meant the freedoms that we all have and he thought that some of the Islamic countries could learn from Britain, but then about I thought again about the statement what are all, modern day monotheistic religions at least, attempting to do? They are attempting to assimilate everyone into their narrow buckets.

By narrow buckets I mean their narrowly spaced lines, like grates, yes. They are attempting to fit everyone down them so as they say to make sure that every one goes to a happy place when they die, but you don’t believe them do you? No I don’t believe them not in the slightest. But it's the end of consciousness so what is the point of this journey we call life what is it's purpose? Does there have to be a purpose? Well I'll tell you my personal purpose for existing it is to experience as much as I can before I turn off like a light-bulb that is switched on for s limited period of time and then they burst.

Thank you again Asea

Firstly, Prophet Mohammad was not educated, he could not write. So, therefore he never wrote the Quran. A distinguished and knowledgeable person such as yourself should at least have this knowledge. 

A distinguished and knowledgeable person wow now those three things that I have never been called nor do I claim to be; am I a person or knowledgeable or even distinguished for that matter? But why was he given the time of day to spout out his ideas/concepts of the origins of the earth and all things let alone have a whole religion devoted to him, which Islam basically is, just wait a couple of seconds the next time you hear someone say “Prophet Muhammad’ Peace be upon him” or something similar as almost every time that one of my friends that are Muslim ever said prophet Mohammad they’d say something similar to what I have stated. But just for your knowledge, and in actual fact everyone’s knowledge that decides to read this blogpost, I didn't know that Muhammad didn't write his teaching down himself, now there was I thinking as it was claimed to me that one of the Qur'ans strength as opposed to the many books off the bible, that was written by different authors many years after the facts supposedly happened. Now what you’re stating is actually weakening the claim of its authenticity and in fact Mohammad’s.

Let me rephrase what you have been stating to turn it into how it seems to me:

A mad man stands on a box and says that the sky’s falling down and then he starts claiming stuff from previous mythology (in your case, Asea, the Jewish and Christian myths, as he heard them from another person some other time) and just because some people think that he’s on to something they start writing it down, and then they have got a religion.

Lady Asea, my namesake, was queen who picked Moses out of the river and named him Moses, which is termed Moosa in Arabic. It means "the one found in water".

Lady Asea’s your namesake so you are a female? Well I have learnt something new today if that is the case, but if not I have still learnt something new, that in Arabic Moosa means "the one found in water" but for my education for today I thank you, as I’m still wondering what authority the sayings of a “mad” and “uneducated” man the very type of man that no one in the western civilised world would take very seriously let alone dedicate a whole religion to him, at least not in a court of law.

Now, since Prophet Mohammad did not write the Quran, we aren't worshipping him

But you are worshiping what he apparently said, and it’s exactly like the Christian mythology in that sense as the Jesus character never wrote a single word at least not in the bible, it is as if he never existed which I do not think he ever did the same goes for your Mohammad character. As in how do you know it was he that told the lies that are within your Qur’an?

The "mad man" as you term him, spoke a language called Arabic and transcribed it to the tribe he was in. The educated people there wrote it down and it was later, after the Prophet's death, bound in the book you see today.

The “mad man” as I also recall stating as well as the following; that I don’t believe existed. But why did the educated people of his tribe bother writing it down if they did in fact ever exist?

Til now, none of the logics presented in this world has proven it wrong or has changed it.

Now I didn't actually properly understand this did you mean “until now nothing, within this world at least, has proven it to be fiction, and nothing has changed it”, but what about now? The moment isn't that what’s worth living for? But beneath this there is a you tube video that demonstrates some of the falsehoods that are within the Qur’an now I feel like I am cheating you because I didn't share any part within the following YouTube video’s production, as I haven’t even checked it for mistakes as of yet, but I will in the future but in the mean time could you please check it for mistakes and post them below, please, only if you wanted to, because I will when I get around to checking up on it.

The mention of Jesus, or Isa as we call him, and Mary (Mariam) is obviously present in the Quran. Why? Well, I did say we accept him as our Prophet. Therefore, the Quran is the amalgamation of all the "mad men" book into one book intended for the entire world.

I know as I stated tithing that text that I did for your last text I don’t in actual fact believe in anyone called Jesus or Isa, but an ISA is an Individual Savings Account where I am from. But then if it was for the whole world to read and to understand, why did it get a started by a man from the east that couldn't read or write/he was illiterate in a language that relative few can understand and even fewer still can read, if you were God/Allah within all powerfulness wouldn't you be able to think of a better way of spreading his message than an old and unreliable book.  

The Christians, and Jews are our book cousins since they are mentioned in Quran.

The Bible and the Torah are mentioned in the Qur’an, yes I know but why isn't the Qur’an mentioned in the other two? I have two cousins and they are each younger than I, their names are Christopher and Maria, now if you look there I have just named to two of them, why didn't the God in the Torah state the two names of the books that would come after it? Then there would be no more fighting between yourselves as to who got the correct prophet, and you may state that the books weren't yet written; but what about your Gods capacity an all knowing entity?

Please note another information. The Bible mentioned that Prophet Mohammad would come. Also, the Hindu scripture Vedh, mentioned the similar thing. Now, if a book of a Hindu religion mentioned this, then were there so many mad men? Or is there indeed Allah?

No the bible didn't mention anything about the prophet Mohammad I searched Google for the bible verses that you have above inferred and the top two results as voted for by others, are as follow, you can read the full list by clicking here.

Deuteronomy 18:15 ESV

“The Lord your God will raise up for you a prophet like me from among you, from your brothers—it is to him you shall listen

But I am struggling to find any part that mentions Muhammad, but there was a mention of a prophet.

Isaiah 29:12 ESV

And when they give the book to one who cannot read, saying, “Read this,” he says, “I cannot read.”

Even this doesn't single out Mohamed as at the time that the book was written illiteracy levels were very high and only very few of the poor would have been able to read. Plus the Hindu book couldn't in a million years realistically be attributed to any Monotheistic religion (a religion with one god e.g. Islam, Christianity, Judaism) as Hinduism is a polytheistic religion (a religion with multiple gods e.g. Hinduism, Ancient Greek, Ancient Egyptian).

I, of course, will support Allah. My faith lies with my religion

Why, when it is demonstrably incorrect and inconsistent even within itself/the contradictions within the text, as that is all there is to do with your faith, in fact any faith it all comes down to a book that was written so long ago, too long ago to do any fact checking on it? I don’t know why you people have to have some old book that probably tells you nothing more about how to run a successful society than I.

Day 120

Day 120;

Welcome back if you have been onto this blog if you have already been on this, and why would you willingly subject yourselves to this kind of madness? But if this is your first time here I think you’ll regret it but welcome anyway.

Today I have been outside in the rain walking Mike to a model train exhibition, of which I was only going to as before that incident Mike said to me “are you going to accompany me to my model train exhibition after lunch?” to which I shrugged as I didn't know if I would or wouldn't go, if he’d have asked me if I had wanted to go with him that may and probably would have been a different answer entirely.

Actually on the way to the exhibition I only got slightly wet as it was only just starting to rain it was the walk afterwards that got me slightly wetter as afterwards we had to visit my gm, grandma not Game Maker, and whist we were there the football team that I support went from being 1-0 in front of their opposition to being 2-1 behind and they only managed to get an equaliser in the 92^nd minute of the game plus the first half’s stoppage time as there was at least 3 minutes stoppage time added on at the end of the second half otherwise the opposition team would have won as the score was 2-1 to the opposition team by the end of 90 minutes.

Quick update on the status of my YouTube project, I have been attempting modifications upon the project that my friends suggested.But I ha a crazier idea today of which was if I could get my hands on the CD's that my younger sister and I created so many years ago then I might just be able to put that on-line for anyone to listen to. It has got me on it attempting to lie/being sarcastic about my younger sisters very limited and very bad singing abilities in my personal opinion. and that's not to mention my talents that are also very lacking and back then in the old days I sounded like a girl, as my voice hadn't yet broken. 

Day 119

Day 119;

Today I have completed an easy Sudoku in 35 minutes and 11 seconds.

I knew that my time was hyper slow and as proof to that fact, as if I needed it, the website stated that 100% of people had done it quicker than me.  So I believe that all of you people out side of my head should probably, no defiantly, be able to complete one of these Sudoku quicker than I.

So what else other than attempt to beat your Sudoku time have you done today?

I can’t actually remember other than eat 3 delicious meals today, by 3 meal I mean breakfast which was cereal, Weetabix If my memory serves me well, for lunch I had a boal of spaghetti hoops and toast, then for dinner I had something but I cannot remember what is was, I think.

But if you can’t remember what it was how do you know that it tasted delicious?

The same way that you could have forgotten to do something but you know that you have forgotten to do something but you just can’t think of what it was that you forgot to do.

Oh you mean like the way that you’d forgot to put your dirty clothes in Tina’s basket for the dirty clothes before lunch, then before lunch you remembered that you had something to do but you just couldn’t remember what it was, as you were eating your lunch Tina walks across to you and says “did you put your clothes in the basket?” and then in your mind or reality you see yourself doing the bellow images

or even

Thank you Asea Siddiqui (a bit more of religious shenanigans)

However, please note that Muslims do not worship Prophet Mohammad, we worship Allah. Prophet Mohammad, along with Jesus Christ are merely messengers of Allah sent for the purpose of giving messages about Allah's commands.

For your information I know that you all say that you don’t worship your Muhammad dude/man/fallible human person that heard a whispering in his ear one day and started writing it down and just because he lived at a time when new myths were being propagated as fact like the some of the Christian ones, and some of your ones had Jesus in also but only as a messenger of God/Allah not as the son of God, so therefore you’re thinking that you can get off worshipping the way that your “Prophet Muhammad” told to just because he claimed to hear voices like a mad man, or he was contacted by some other means which you probably could come up with using your own common sense if you had the same motivation, the motivation that I am on about here doesn't have anything to do with any kind of super natural force/divine components. And by the way what’s the difference between worshipping the mad man or the book that he wrote? But then you’ll probably be saying that it’s not the book that your worshipping but the god that the book describes, all I am going to state is if a mad man wrote a book, 1 would you get it, 2 would you subscribe to the philosophy of the author. Probably not so why do you take a book by an author from so long ago it may have well been written by the Romans to hopefully one day co-opt everyone on the eastern fringes of the world into they’re Christianity which could be why your Qur’an has got some explicit mentions of Jesus Christ.

We respect every Prophet who has come into this world including Moses, Noah, Adam, abd etc. But that is about it. Worshipping a human being is out of the question.

But how do you know that all of these people are 1 real and 2 worthy of your respect? As I am unsure of the people that you called Abd but I’m guessing that you mean the Moses that was sent down the river in a box to the pharaoh’s wife that choose to save the child like it says here on the BBC. But I would like to state that no queen of Ancient Egypt would say thank god (singular) they would either say thank the Gods or thank Isis (the god of motherhood) she was also the sister and wife to the god Osiris/the god of the dead. Noah from the ark I used to enjoy listening to have it read to me at school just thing about it some primitive men building a boat that’s smaller than the titanic, but it was supposed  to fit all of those animals inside of it; or have I got the wrong Noah. Adam wasn't he one of the two people the perpetrated the original sin concept according to bible anyway, anyway what about Eve doesn't she deserve a special mention.

Day 118

Day 118;

I'm sorry about the mix up of data on my previous days post/day 117.

I had written the article but it wasn't uploaded onto this website, yet, so I corrected my incorrect ways.

Halloween today for me/yesterday for the readers on the day that this goes live (the first of November) 

But like i said on days previous that Halloween isn't very popular around where I  live this year we only had one family knocking on our homes front door saying "trick or treat", and it was one very young family and a parent.

So this is Halloween

And who have you scared

Another day’s over

And the nightmare’s just begun

And so this is Halloween

I hope you got scared

The newly deceased one

The ghouls and the ghosts

A very happy Halloween
And a haunted home life
Let’s hope it’s terrifying one

With plenty of fear

And so this is Halloween

For witch and for spook

For living and the dead ones
The road is so long. 

And so happy Halloween
For red and for green

For black hearted ones

Let’s start all the fight

A very happy Halloween

And a haunted home life
Let’s hope it’s terrifying one

With plenty of fear

And so this is Halloween

And who have we scared

Another day’s over
And the nightmare’s just begun

And so this is Halloween

I hope you got scared

The newly deceased one

The ghouls and the ghosts

A very happy Halloween
And a haunted home life
Let’s hope it’s terrifying one

With plenty of fear

War isn’t over over
Who wanted it? 

War isn’t over

Now

The real part which went instead of the last bit text “War is over” and the subsequent lines, I have been honesty stating the fact that war isn’t over but you could say that when it was released war was over as this song was released a long time ago, so the current war hadn’t even been envisioned yet, but by saying that you would be called a liar as If you take a quick glance at the below list you can see  a list of all of the wars that spanned over the year 1971 or at least the ones that are on this here website

Philippine Government vs CPP Guerrilla	1969 - 2008
Northern Ireland, The Troubles	1969 - 1994
Rhodesian Government vs ZANU,ZAPU,PF	1967 - 1979
Chinese Cultural Revolution	1967 - 1976
Cambodian Civil War	1967 - 1975
Chad Civil War	1966 - 2010
Namibia vs South Africa	1966 - 1988
Guatemalan Civil War	1965 - 1995
Indonesian annexation of West Papua	1965 - 1978
Vietnam War	1965 - 1975
Colombia Govt vs Guerillas Farc and ELN	1964 – Present
Mozambique War of Independence	1964 - 1975
Sudan Government vs Insurgents	1963 - 1972
Guinea Bissau War of Independence	1962 - 1974
Angolan War of Independence	1961 - 1975
Laos Civil War	1960 - 1973

This makes me feel so much pity for this tiny species of vertebrates that dominate the smallest fraction of a universe that is much bigger than any of the humans imaginations could ever imagine especially not with these illusions of creator/intelligence behind this madness that we call life.

We are just some partially evolved chimps that are howling at the moon because it is better than silence nothing more nothing less so what some human hands and feet have touched the moon, and your species has sent probes out there into space just to see what’s out there.